Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 665 Silly Bird

Chapter 665 Silly Bird
It can be said that it is quite difficult to obtain an ID card for Taiyi. He asks too much and talks too much nonsense.What do you want to be majestic, catchy and daunting.

This... might as well be called Iron Fist.

Let him choose a name by himself, he said, "This little thing needs to be done alone?", but he is not satisfied with all the alternative names given to him, as hypocritical as a girlfriend who doesn't understand anything, If you’re not satisfied with this or that, if you can’t do it yourself or go up, just beep.

It's not a big deal to get an ID card, but he insists on saying that he is not a Han or a demon. This is the biggest problem, even if he is a Miao, Zhuang, or Kazak. What kind of thing is this monster? It was done, and the 56 ethnic groups were directly transformed into 57 by him.

This is not over, the ID card is not enough, he is not satisfied with using a special pass, saying how can he use such a special thing as the master of the East Gate, he must have an ID card, and the special pass cannot be used for Alipay and Alipay. Small loans, trouble!

Gu Tao has no idea how Taiyi understands microfinance, but he feels that there is probably a certain microfinance company that will be in trouble. As for which microfinance company will offend this uncle, Gu Tao doesn't know and doesn't want to No matter, anyway... life and death are determined by fate, wealth and honor. Whoever is chosen is the lucky child. What can I do?

In the end, because it was really difficult, coupled with Gu Tao's flickering, and Tai Yi was in a hurry, he finally compromised and agreed to apply for an ID card with a Han nationality. He didn't care about the name, just say his surname is Dongfang Well, I don't care about the name.But although he didn't care much, he still used his mobile phone to check what is the most powerful thing in this era.

So the Eastern Missile was born.

When going through the formalities for Tai Yi, Gu Tao's expression was always dignified. The name Tai Yi made everyone in the office go crazy, even Gu Tao couldn't help it when he was present and had received professional training!
But who makes people like it, as long as he doesn't bother anymore, let alone the Dongfang missile, even the Dongfang aircraft carrier and the Dongfang nuclear bomb will be fine, really...

"You came just in time, come here, how do you use this thing?"

As soon as Gu Tao went to give Tai Yi his ID card, he was grabbed by him. Looking around, he found that Yun Zhongzi had gone somewhere, so Gu Tao guessed...he might be terrified by Tai Yi, so find a chance escaped.

But now that Gu Tao is here, Tai Yi will naturally not let it go. Gu Tao leans over and finds that Tai Yi is studying Weibo and Dou X, and is stuck in the link of uploading avatars. It was easy to get everything done, and Taichi finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Come, play a game of chess with Gu."

Gu Tao waved his hand: "Your Majesty, I'm afraid I can't do it today, there are a lot of things to do."

"That's right, with the seals of the Twelve Kingdoms on your body."

Gu Tao smiled wryly and took out a bunch of cards from his backpack: "The Fourteen Kingdoms are here, and I haven't arrived yet, so they sent envoys to give me this card, and said they must let me go, it doesn't matter sooner or later. But you must go."

"Have you received a lot of presents?"

"No, I basically rejected them because I was short-handed. But they are really too eager. These fourteen places are all connected to each other. If a place develops well, there will be huge pressure on them. "

"Come, come, tell Gu what your plan is."

In fact, Gu Tao was not surprised that Taiyi would know these things, and he didn't intend to hide it.So Gu Tao opened a map of the mountains and seas, on which the races in each area were marked with red dots.

"Your Majesty, look, this is the map of the Fourteen Kingdoms."

"Well... how many years have passed, and they are still like this."

"Yeah, it's still like that."

Gu Tao took out his sensor pen and drew fourteen circles on the holographic map. These fourteen circles just happened to be far away from each other, forming a big circle, and the whole river and two lakes were wrapped in the circles.

"I plan to build an urban agglomeration here, and build a free trade zone in their center." Gu Tao drew a circle at the center of the circle: "This place has barren land, no production, inconvenient transportation and sparsely populated , but if I connect these fourteen cities to this place, and then set the mortal trade point here, then it will become the most convenient trade distribution center. It is surrounded by rivers and lakes, and it is surrounded by a plain."

Tai Yi is also the person who governs the country, he rubbed his chin and stared at the picture: "Not appropriate."

"What's your opinion, Your Majesty?"

"Hmm..." Taiyi took out a pen, drew another circle between every two small circles, pointed to this and said, "I think it's better to set another one here, and then..."

Taiyi added a few more circles under the red circle in this transfer station mode, with big traps and small circles, gradually introducing the central point.The distance between each ring is more than [-] kilometers, and the distance between the two circles is also more than [-] kilometers.

Looking at this pattern, Gu Tao frowned for a while, then suddenly patted his forehead and said: "Your Majesty's proposal is great, so that any distribution point can distribute or integrate things in a timely manner."

"You, you are still a little immature. This is called one tax and multiple roads. You can travel freely between the fourteen countries as long as you pay one tax. If there are more merchants, this big circle will be full of life, and there will be fewer taxes. The goods will be cheaper, not only the merchants seek profits, but those traffickers and pawns will naturally gather here for cheaper goods, and so on, the fourteen countries will eventually become one country because of their interests, and this is the most central place in the mountain and sea world .”

Taichi can!
This old guy who can't even play with a mobile phone really has something. Although he usually looks unreliable, this expert will know if he has it. First of all, he didn't consider the distance, but only from the tax point of view. Come and set off, originally the goods have to pay taxes when they come in and out, but now after doing this, the goods coming out of the distribution center can avoid a large amount of taxes.But in contrast, it brought an unprecedented population!Population is a bonus!
Not only will this tax-free area not reduce the income of the fourteen countries, but it will bring about an unprecedented financial explosion because of its growth.In the short term, the [-] countries have suffered, but as long as it develops in a healthy and sound way, the tax revenue will only increase, and even... so much that they will not dare to collect it!

"Your Majesty is really a great talent."

"What is it?" Tai Yi pursed his lips: "Pointing to the circle in the center: "Gu also wants to go in. "

Gu Tao was taken aback, then raised his head and glanced at Tai Yi: "What does His Majesty mean?"

"Can we add 33 days to this free trade zone in the world of mountains and seas and the mortal world?"

That's great!The products of each region are different, and the things that each region is good at processing are also different. The three places add up to be a complete industrial chain!

"But Your Majesty..." Gu Tao simply put down his backpack and sat down opposite him: "Look at this second map."

Gu Tao showed the design of the Lushan Economic and Cultural Zone to Tai Yi: "This is the corresponding area in the human world. If it is true as His Majesty said, do we need to build one here? The East Gate is vast and rich in products. I believe there will be strong competition."

"First, let me take a look at the one from the Mountain and Sea Realm." Taiyi raised his chin: "Also, don't tell me now that you are holding the position of a palace, is it okay to ask me about everything? You hang up If you lose the prime ministership of those fourteen countries, it will no longer be my prime ministership for 33 days?"

Faced with Tai Yi's reprimand, Gu Tao couldn't say anything, so he nodded in agreement. After all, what Tai Yi said was right... He was the third in command in 33 days, and this matter should be what he wanted to do.

All of a sudden, Gu Tao felt that he might have been taken into a pit. This is a big pit...

"Go get busy." Tai waved his hand: "By the way, you give Gu your WeChat."

Gu Tao added Taiyi as a friend, and then went to work on his own affairs, while Taiyi walked to the emperor's platform with his hands behind his back, looking at the lofty mountains below, he held on to the white jade railing, and let out a long sigh.

"Stupid bird, stupid bird, stupid bird..."

Suddenly there was a clamor behind him, and Taiyi turned around and found that it was Jinwu who was actually swearing behind him...

"Bastard!" Tai Yi frowned: "It's very good, where did you learn the bastard language!"

Jin Wu was so frightened that he shrank his neck: "You stinky idiot, you stinky idiot, you stinky idiot!"

"You!" Tai Yi pointed at Jin Wu with staring eyes, "Swear again!"

The Golden Crow flapped its wings and flew into the sky: "You idiot, I can fly!"

Tai Yi stretched out his hand and grabbed it, and the Golden Crow was directly fished out from the sky, and he slapped its face twice: "Say one more thing!"

The Golden Crow was scared at this moment, it tilted its head and looked at Tai Yi, murmured and didn't know what it was talking about, but suddenly its tone became very shocked and shouted: "Fuck, I'm afraid I want to be the emperor!" Alright."

Hearing that, Taiyi couldn't help laughing...

With his cleverness, he certainly knows where this divine beast learned the swear words from, and the last sentence was probably also said by that kid, but just this one sentence, Tai Yi really thinks that he has a good vision, and that kid definitely It is the talent of an emperor.It's just that this foul-mouthed problem isn't good...it's really not good.

"Let Gu hear you swearing in the future." Tai Yi squeezed Jinwu's mouth: "There will be more food in Gu's shop."

At this moment, the guards in the audience said that Yun Zhongzi asked to see him. Taiyi walked slowly down and saw Yun Zhongzi standing there. Taiyi snorted: "Are you feeling lonely and annoying?"

"No, Your Majesty... What did you talk to him just now? He told me to let me give him the details of the mountains, rivers, folk customs, and product resources of the East Gate. I dare not, so I came here to ask. "

"Here." Tai Yi waved his hand: "Give them all."

As he said that, he raised the golden crow in his hand: "Also, send this thing to him, it's dirty, I don't want it anymore."

(End of this chapter)

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