Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 655 The Secret of the Earth Immortals
Han Dixian, whose real name is Han Chu, was born in the Xianfeng period. When she was 12 years old, her family starved to death due to famine. When she was dying, she was adopted by the brother of Xuanyin, the suzerain of Kunlun at the time, and taught her skills. It's very good, but the combat power can be ranked among the top ten in Kunlun, which is much higher than that of spiritual cultivation.If it weren't for the fact that she was a local fairy, basically there would be no spiritual cultivation in the future, and Han Dixian seemed to prefer this kind of life in a busy city but ascetic. Although she was considered an outstanding beauty, she hadn't married for many years.

Of course... maybe this has something to do with the allusion to the shit on the hair.

Her status in the Earth Immortal is not low, and she is the host of the annual Earth Immortal Discussion. Although the so-called discussion will become a hot spring bragging trip, she still organizes it every year.

As for the source of income, she never panics, because many local entrepreneurs want to have a meal with her. Sometimes she can save a lot of losses and spend a lot of money by giving advice, but she basically does not To negotiate these bad money, but in order to build a relationship with her, every year when the time is almost the same, a large number of people will come to give hot spring vouchers and meal vouchers, Han Dixian does not refuse, and accepts them all.Then use these things to entertain the earth immortals all over the world. Xin Chen has gone less in the past two years, because the living conditions have improved, and he used to come here every summer to eat and drink, which has made Xin Dixian the most famous in the earth fairy world. One of the bastards.

Of course, Gu Tao has always been a little doubtful, that is why the land immortals are living so hard, and they are obviously capable, so why can't they make money by doing whatever they want?After thinking about it later, I realized that I have become like those idiots. Didn’t I have a miserable life when I first came to Earth, and even now he has not used centaur technology to make a profit. Even if it is Liu Zi's scientific research institute, he only provides improvements to existing equipment, and does not directly design models, so he is a direct relative.

Back then, there were many idiots who questioned Gu Tao, some saying he was just trying to gain fame, and some saying he was mentally abnormal.But in Gu Tao's opinion, these people are of low class. In theory, they are the kind of people who would pay IQ tax to such a domineering president, such as a mobile phone and tea prepared by a master.

There are aliens as well as earth immortals.He has his own behavioral logic and his own rules. Xin Chen is paid at least two or three million a year to be a bodyguard for someone. Isn't he just waiting for someone?Han Dixian wanted to negotiate bad money, her income might be higher than Xin Chen's, but she didn't want it, she just guarded her noodle shop and crossed paths with others.

What is it called?This is noble sentiment!How can you question it?A gentleman is solidly poor, but a villain is poor!
Gu Tao felt happy when he thought that he could be compared with the moral benchmark Earth Immortal.

But he is too lazy to argue with others, what are those who comment on him?Not to mention watching it now, it will be a pile of shit whenever you watch it.

He personally thinks that if a person lives alone, if there is nothing to despise, then living is too tiring and difficult, and one must always be a little arrogant and always have a little something to look down upon.

"You earth immortals."

Gu Tao poured wine for a blind man wearing sunglasses on the opposite side: "There is no normal person."

"You can't say that." The blind man took a sip of his wine: "Earth Immortal is not a realm, but a realm. Those who can become an Earth Immortal are all outstanding people. Do you know that if an Earth Immortal is murdered by someone, it will shake the world The big thing that harms others will be punished by everyone."

"Okay, I'll ask you about Han Dixian." Gu Tao threw two peanuts into his mouth: "I said, Liu Dixian. You are the most powerful one in Guamen. I spend all day pretending to be blind and lying under the overpass."

"How do you know I'm not blind?"

"I pinched your chicken leg just now, and your eyes kept following me."

"It's not the same." Liu Dixian shook his head: "People are blind, but I am blind."

"Oh? What do you say?"

"Let's not talk about it. It's hard to talk about the past. As for why it's under the flyover, it's probably... a hobby."

After sending Liu Dixian away, Gu Tao turned around and found a Dixian surnamed Sun. This guy was a taxi driver... Gu Tao even called to book a car to find him, and it took him a long time to meet Sun Dixian.

"You say old Liu, old Liu..." Sun Dixian sighed: "It's really a pity, he is punishing himself."

"what happened?"

"Did you know about the end of the Qing Dynasty?"

"Well, I know."

"Old Liu's disciple, but his intentions were not right, and he became the emperor by using the art of stargazing and fate, but the emperor's life can't be carried casually, and he died not long after. That's a disciple, just He told others that he was blind to the wrong person, and then wandered around all the time. Later, maybe he was old and didn’t receive relief, so he just looked at people under the bridge. This old guy funded more than 40 orphans. Said it was for atonement."

well?And this little secret, if he could concentrate on following his master to go to the local immortal earlier, really... his evaluation would be much higher and he would not die early because he couldn't bear the emperor's order.

It took Gu Tao two days to visit the Dixian that is still under construction. Besides talking to them about the Shanhaijie Free Trade Zone, he hoped that they could enter the soon-to-be-established academy to serve as teacher.

guest?nonexistent.

Gu Tao believes that the knowledge and abilities of these guys must not be wasted. If the practice world is divided into regions, the various sects will be separated by warlords, and these earth immortals are probably equivalent to the gentry class. If they can all be drawn into the gang , In fact, it solves the problem of cultural integration, they will take the lead, and with the earth fairy taking the lead, in fact, many things will not be so troublesome.

But these old things are actually very slippery, they are not like those people in the sect, so the people in the sect can be won with fists and money, but this group of earth immortals have always been lurking in the world, Their treachery, cunning and sophistication are beyond Gu Tao's imagination. Good people don't mean stupid, and stupid people don't necessarily mean good people.They also weigh and think, so what Gu Tao has to do is to show the good and achievable side as much as possible.

After all... A boss who is good at drawing cakes is definitely not as attractive as a boss who pays bonuses every quarter.

After visiting the 23 Earth Immortals, Gu Tao was so tired that he didn't want to move anymore. It was quite fun to lie on the sofa and watch Xin Chen biting his pen and doing his homework.

"Junior brother, here is a question and answer question. Look at the question. It says that if you are recognized by someone on the road, you must ask for your signature. Please answer it based on your own identity."

"Let him get out." Gu Tao turned over and said, "If you don't get out, beat him."

"Senior brother..."

"But no one will ask me to sign. I represent a violent organization. If you let me combine my identity, that's it. Get out, or you will be beaten."

Xin Chen began to rub the tip of the brush on his forehead, which seemed much more uncomfortable than making him practice the exercises.

"You guys are so hard to deal with."

"What's the matter? Did they make things difficult for you?" Xin Chen raised his head and stood up: "Wait for me to kill seven in and seven out."

"Sit down and do my homework for me!" Gu Tao rolled his eyes: "You are really willing to do anything as soon as you ask you to do your homework."

There are 24 Earth Immortals in total, and it’s interesting to say that their names are all solar terms. For example, Han Dixian is called Xiaoman, Xin Chen is called Dongzhi, Sun Dixian is called Daxue, and Liu Dixian is called Guyu.

"Junior brother... I love you..."

"It's not easy for you to love anyone. Do homework for me." Gu Tao kicked Xin Chen's thigh with his foot: "You are not allowed to play with your phone if you can't finish your homework."

"Senior brother..."

"You can't even call me father!"

Finally, there is something to torment this guy, both Qianqian and the six sons raised their hands to support, even the mother-in-law thinks that this giant baby must be disciplined, and the only one who can control him is this junior brother.

"In the future, if I have a child, I will ask him to write a novel, so that my juniors will be fooled."

"What are you beeping, beeping, crooked, hurry up and do your homework."

Xin Chen felt wronged, but still had to do homework.After finally finishing writing, Gu Tao went to check, something went wrong during this check...

"What are you writing!!!!"

Gu Tao pointed at the paper: "Ah? Are you trying to piss me off? Question: You found a criminal in the crowd, but you are currently being interviewed, what would you do? Look at what you wrote ? Rush forward, three swords and six holes? Three! swords! Six! holes! Ah!"

Xin Chen smiled innocently, while Gu Tao continued to look down: "If you found yourself helpless when saving a fully loaded plane, what would you do now? Look at how you wrote!"

"Call me junior."

"Call me junior! Call me junior!!!"

Gu Tao shook Xin Chen's head with the paper: "Call me junior!"

Xin Chen looked at Gu Tao aggrievedly: "It's true, but I can't help it. I can't just watch them die."

"Then you call me Junior Brother~!"

"Then how should I write it?"

Gu Tao took a deep breath: "Stay with the crowd as much as possible to stabilize their emotions, and contact the base as soon as possible. The base will give you a solution."

"Isn't it still called Junior Brother?"

"Is that called Junior Brother!!!"

"And the question just now, it says that if you are recognized by someone on the street, they must ask for your signature. Please answer it based on your identity. What did you write to me? What is it!!!? ??I’ll beat you up...get out of here, or I’ll beat you up if you don’t get out. Is this your answer?”

"But... isn't that what you said?"

"Oh, that's what I said, but I said 'I'll fuck you' too? And what are you? You're a public figure, a public figure! The guardian of children's dreams, our own super Hero! You are Captain America, you are Superman, you fucking..."

Gu Tao covered his chest: "Xin Chen!!!"

(End of this chapter)