Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 644 In order to show off in front of girls.

Chapter 644 In order to show off in front of girls.

"It was a mistake last time. I don't believe it this time. Come here, hurry up."

The ham sausage was still covered with tape on the bridge of her nose, and there were traces of iodophor on her forehead, but this time she squatted aggressively in front of a tall building, eating a bowl of potato flour viciously.

"It's alright, that person is enough of a monster, my master is already dying." Yang Xu still had a brace around his neck, looking very pitiful: "You still want to take revenge?"

"Of course, can this hatred be tolerated?" The little princess Xiuchen pulled out the magic whip from her waist: "I brought all my senior sister's treasures."

Her injury is better than the others, but she still walks with a limp. The ligament was torn last time. Although she has been treated, it still hurts... As for the other two girls who are slightly weaker, they are still lying in bed. On the hospital bed, use a tablet to track the twelve o'clock in Chang'an.

"Let's be careful this time, there are no support players. I'll assign the positions of the three of us." Ham sausage squatted there, dipped the remaining soup on the ground with disposable chopsticks and said: "Chen Lili was an information collector and observer before. , Liu Qian is for scouting and side support, and now they are useless, one has a broken arm and the other has a broken leg, and they have no fighting power at all, so I will take on their duties alone, you two can be combined into one."

"That's it?" Xiuchen rolled his eyes and glanced at the sausage: "Your way is too simple, what's the difference with P90rushB?"

"Then what do you want, you two are so weak." Ham sausage pointed at Yang Xu.

"Everything is missing." She pointed at Xiu Chen's feet: "What else do you expect? Are there really four famous arrests?"

"Then what's the difference between this and committing suicide?" Xiu Chen curled his lips: "You can't kill anyone."

"You come, you come." Ham Sausage took out the gun from behind: "You come."

"You think I haven't learned how to shoot?"

Just when they were about to quarrel, there was a faint sizzling sound in the air, they didn't pay attention to it, but Ake had already appeared on the water tower above their heads, and he wanted to say hello several times but didn't know what to do Open your mouth, after all the fight is so fierce...

"that……"

Ake yelled timidly, but the three girls below were already blushing and didn't hear his voice at all.

"cough!"

He coughed hard, and at this moment the three people below discovered that Ake was here, and Ham sausage instinctively raised his gun to aim at Ake, and Ake was stunned for a moment: "Oh, the prototype version of the Valkyrie, this is very Great for beginners."

Ham Sausage stood up slowly, staring at Ake covetously: "Who are you?"

"This..." Ake scratched his head: "My father asked me to come."

Hearing his father, Hamon slowly put away his gun, then looked Ako up and down: "He's quite handsome."

"That's right... handsome boy." Yang Xu's round face burst into a smile, and he pushed Xiu Chen with his shoulder: "The person my master called is mine."

"Ghosts are going to snatch it from you." Xiu Chen curled his lips: "What can you do with a little boy."

Ake can actually hear very clearly, but what can he do? Martha gave a dead order to treat these little girls politely and well-behaved, the kind that they are not allowed to speak loudly.

This made Ake very embarrassed, but he was also afraid of Gu Tao, so he dared not even say a word...

"What did your father call you here for?"

"Come... to be your helper." Ake smiled silly: "That... is to protect you."

Ham sausage put away his gun: "It's up to you?"

In fact, Ake is not the kind of big and muscular man, but a more delicate type, with a thin body and a little white skin.Because of super-evolution, his age seems to be in his early twenties.

How should I put it, he belongs to the typical little brother who is not top-notch handsome but has a nice voice and a very temperamental hand. Anyway...it fits the aesthetics of little girls.

"Actually...it's okay." Ake said in a low voice, even looking a little shy: "It's okay to protect you."

"It's bragging."

"Yes."

"It doesn't look like it."

What the three little girls said made him feel bad, his whole body was bad!Ake stood there aggrieved, then took out a box of mints from his pocket, took out one and put it in his mouth.

"Well, then let's try you and see if you can protect us." Ham sausage stepped forward and circled Ake twice: "In this way, we will attack you together. If you can protect yourself, you are barely qualified." gone."

"Oh……"

Ake nodded: "Okay."

"You wait."

The three little sisters came to the other side, gathered together, and Ham sausage whispered: "Wait a minute, let's go together, he will definitely not be able to carry it, and then we will directly press him to the ground, Yang Xu will touch his butt first, and then I will touch his butt." .”

"I don't touch it, I'm not interested." Xiuchen shook his head: "But I'm afraid I'll break his arm, look at him like that... I don't know why Dad asked him to protect us."

"What if he is very powerful?"

"That's terrible, the eyepiece didn't call the police." Ham Sausage curled his lips: "The eyepiece didn't call the police, which means he is a non-threatening target."

"Yes... is it possible that the eyepiece cannot read his data?" Yang Xu asked in a low voice, "What if it is the kind that cannot be read?"

"You are thinking blindly. The senior brothers of Sect Master Gu can read it, but can't you read this little arm and leg?" Ham Sausage said disdainfully: "Can you touch your butt?"

"Touch, touch!" Yang Xu nodded vigorously: "It must be touched!"

"Let's go." Ham sausage shook his head: "Take him away."

The three of them either limped, shook their heads, or walked up to Ake with stiff necks, with sausages crossing their arms: "If it hurts you, just say it."

Ake smiled awkwardly. He heard what they said about touching his butt. It was so embarrassing. He didn't even know that girls would say such things...

"Oh……"

"Then I'll say one, two, three, and we'll start."

"Oh."

Ham sausage counted one, two, three, and when the word "three" just fell, they suddenly accelerated and rushed towards Ake together, and Ake's eyes changed, and the whole world seemed to him to speed up 0.01 times. This was almost fixed in front of his eyes. Ake walked over and braided the ham sausage first, then went to the flower bed downstairs to pick a flower for Xiuchen to wear on his ear, and finally took it from Yang Xu's pocket. Lipstick and eyebrow pencil made up for her, and at the end he walked around behind the three girls to observe carefully and concluded that Yang Xu's buttocks are the most plump, and the fleshy ones are very cute.

Finally, he returned to the original place, calculated the landing points of the three girls, and then took a step back from the landing point to cancel the speeding mode. The three girls flew into the air, and after standing still, they looked at Ake in surprise: " So fast? Did you escape this?"

Ham Sausage looked back at Yang Xu: "Ah! What the hell?"

Yang Xu also turned his head to the side, looking at the sausage like a sausage: "Why did you become a braid?"

And Xiuchen also felt that there was something wrong with her ears, she stretched out her hand to touch it, and found a flower appeared in her hand.

She glanced at the flowers in her hand in astonishment, then came to the edge of the house and glanced at the garden below, she silently stepped back a few steps, her face suddenly changed.If everything went as she imagined, at the moment of extreme leap just now, the stupid man opposite him not only drew a strange pattern on Yang Xu's face, but also braided the ham sausage, and finally went downstairs to pick a flower Put flowers on yourself.

Isn't this speed a little too much?
This time, Xiuchen's first reaction was that this guy might really be a top expert with explosive combat power.

So she hurriedly dragged Yang Xu, who couldn't walk when he saw male sex, and Ham Sausage, who was filled with righteous indignation: "I advise you to be more sober."

"what happened?"

Ham sausage's brain suddenly became simpler, and Xiuchen pointed at Ake: "Let me tell you..."

After listening to Xiu Chen's description and speculation, Ham Sausage was stunned for a moment: "It's impossible."

"Then how do you explain your braids and the makeup on Yang Xu's face?"

Thinking about it this way, it seems to be true. After the two demented guys figured it out, their hairs stood on end. They cautiously approached Ake and asked, "Did you braid my hair?"

"Ah."

"Did you get the flowers too?"

"Well, it's just downstairs, not far away."

"Then my makeup!"

"Accidentally... I just want to touch up your makeup."

Ham Sausage's heart jumped, and she took the gun from behind: "Can you be faster than the bullets in this gun?"

"Light energy mode doesn't work. I'm not as fast as light, but it's okay if it's kinetic energy." Ake nodded, and then opened his hand: "You can shoot me."

Now that he said so, Ham sausage raised his gun and pointed it at the open space beside Ake: "I'll shoot now, can you catch the bullet for me?"

"Ah."

Without giving Ako any chance to prepare, Ham sausage fired three shots in a row, all from different angles. Ako's eyes changed again, and then he walked over slowly, took the hovering bullet from the air, and shot it again. He put it on his hand and blew it, then resumed his normal speed and put the bullet in front of the sausage: "Is that so?"

This time it was the turn of the three little girls to be dumbfounded...

"You are a monster! You must be a monster!!!"

"Yeah, what the hell are you!"

"Who is better between you and Sect Master Gu? Who is better between you and his senior brother?"

A series of problems made Ake a little overwhelmed. His brain is still in the recovery stage, so complicated problems make him a little overwhelmed...

"Ah, I found the treasure!" Ham sausage snapped his fingers: "You are the speed type, right?"

Ake certainly didn't deny it, he just touched his chin and said, "I actually don't know what type I am."

(End of this chapter)

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