Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 637 A frightening experiment

Gu Tao thinks that Karu... No, his name is Ake now.There must be some serious problem with his memory. As for what the problem is, he doesn't know. After all, the brain is too sophisticated, and the brain technology of the home planet has almost no information left for inquiry, so Gu Tao Don't know exactly what's going wrong.

How could this really irritable gorilla turn into a cute guy?

"Father, is he the helper you're talking about?"

"Well, Carew is an enthusiastic kid."

Well, so far the first person with super planet-level combat power, there will be no problem, he is basically the hero of the invincible style, the kind that even Xin Chen may not be able to win, Donghuang Taiyi He is the kind of invincible male protagonist who cannot beat him.

But looking at it this way, Gu Tao suddenly felt that he might have touched the ceiling of the laws of the world, that is, the stronger the individual combat power, the more serious the brain problems. This is the case with Ake and Xin Chen, this is the case with Phoenix, and this is the case with Dragon King. , Donghuang Taiyi may be the same.I don't know if it's related to the thinking circuit, anyway, it's right that it's not normal.

On the contrary, people like myself and the Red Devils, who have relatively average combat power alone, have very easy-to-use brains.But this is probably normal. After all, I am a weak chicken and I have to struggle to survive in this terrible world, so I will inevitably look forward and backward, think twice, and like them, thousands of words converge into one sentence "You can't beat me!" "I" is enough to solve more than [-]% of the world's problems.

So if the problem can be solved so easily, who would think about it?Over time...it will naturally degrade.

Dragon King and Taiyi might be better, after all, they have to take care of the eating and drinking of a lot of people, but when it's the turn of Fenghuang Xiaofeng Xinchen Kalu, the brain can actually degenerate, okay?

They are actually not stupid, although Karoo, known as the irritable gorilla, is actually not stupid, after all, he has received systematic higher education and is able to independently control a spaceship.

Xin Chen is not stupid either, he can tell fortunes, draw talismans, and criticize hexagrams, he is quite versatile.

The reason why they became like this is theoretically the result of not wanting to use their brains.

Of course, Xiaofeng is really stupid, it may be caused by inbreeding or parthenogenesis.

"Be careful yourself. Karu, you also have a girlfriend now, don't mess around, you have to know how to protect your father, remember?"

"Uh-huh."

Gu Tao babbled with him and his father for a long time, like a parent in menopause preaching to a child who is about to go on a long journey. His father, who was already chattering, shook his head, but Kalu sat there quietly. He looked like an elementary school student who was reprimanded by the head teacher, and he was completely different from the irritable gorilla in the past.

"Karoo, go back first."

Dad asked him to go first, and he immediately ran away holding the banana in his arms.

Gu Tao looked at his back: "I thought the bananas were bought for you..."

"He ate it himself." As the old man said, he frowned suddenly: "I think there is something wrong with him."

"You feel it too?"

"Yeah." The old man nodded: "The change of the underlying logical memory has led to a drastic change in the whole person's temperament."

"You mean...Tifa moved her hands and feet?"

The old man raised his head to look at Gu Tao, and suddenly smiled: "Who else can there be except her."

Hmm... Gu Tao thinks that Tifa can indeed do such a thing. She has her own ideas. Although there is no need to doubt her loyalty, her loyalty is facing the entire centaur civilization. She has no concept of a leader. Yes, because she is also a royal family.This can be seen from her attitude towards Gu Tao and her younger brother. She always regards Gu Tao as her younger brother instead of the emperor, and her feelings for her younger brother are also very delicate.

This can be seen from Xiu Ling. Xiu Ling typically raised her apprentices as daughters. Since she had several apprentices, she stopped harassing Gu Tao.Although he usually teaches and beats up when he should, but overall he is very doting.

Those little bastards almost demolished the Kunlun Hall, but cultivating spirits is not a big deal at all. Even the beard of a Kunlun elder was burned off and he said happily that it was all right. The reason is that everyone thinks Several apprentices of Xiuling were her own.

But Tifa is different, does she have feelings for her brother?Gu Tao thinks there is, but the starting point of the relationship is different. She is more inclined to teach an emperor who is more suitable for inheriting the centaur civilization than Gu Tao.None of the knowledge my brother has received is useless, and all of them are very targeted.

It can be seen that Tifa intends to revive the centaur civilization. If Gu Tao has no children, even Tifa will dedicate herself, and she will not give up until she creates an heir.

To put it bluntly, in her eyes, Gu Tao is a younger brother from a personal point of view, but from a cultural point of view, he is just a blood transfer station and a tool man.If Tifa chooses one of these two identities, Tifa will not hesitate to treat him as a tool man, even if his consciousness dies, leaving a body to retain his genes.

Or... It doesn't matter if it dies, just recreate it manually.

"Thinking about it, I'm actually a little uncomfortable."

"It's nothing." The old man patted Gu Tao's shoulder: "Everyone has their own mission, as long as you go towards your goal, no one else has anything to do with you."

"Actually, you know, before you were resurrected, my sister Tifa was almost perfect in my impression. She is beautiful, gentle, kind, and intelligent, and she has all the advantages of the world by herself."

"You, naive."

"Yeah, naive." Gu Tao raised his head and smiled, "But it doesn't matter. Distinction between public and private is one of my characteristics. She is not wrong. The centaur civilization is a great and brilliant civilization, and it will never be the same. It cannot perish, and it is indeed necessary for someone to revive it. This is a particularly great thing, but great things are destined to have sacrifices. She chose to sacrifice herself, gave up all the enjoyment to complete it, and even gave up her own life. We have no right to interfere with her."

"I understand, but it would be dangerous for her to do this."

"I believe her." Gu Tao got up and stretched his waist: "Then dad, I'll go back first, and tell me as soon as anything happens in the future."

"Ah."

"Don't keep dancing with the old lady, the old man won't like it anymore."

"I know, I know."

Gu Tao was a little lonely when he left, and his father could see it too, but his father knew very well that the little guy had grown up a long time ago, and he knew that many things were not what he wanted, and maybe things have developed to this point , his luck is not bad, but it's just not bad, because with what he has mastered, it is not impossible to get better.But... isn't this just that the sky doesn't follow people's wishes?

After leaving from his father, Gu Tao did not go directly to the base, but bought a lot of things to see Xiaofeng. This silly girl was already asleep at this point, and the TV was still on, and she was lying there on the sofa. After falling asleep and putting her on the bed, Gu Tao felt that being idle was idle, so he made a diversion to Yun Zhongzi's bar, planning to have a few drinks in his mind.

Pushing open the door of the bar, it was almost empty because it was a working day. He sat down on the bar and said, "Ten shots of Tequila Sunrise."

After he finished speaking, he sat down and started playing with his mobile phone. At this time, a person slowly came out from behind, and he looked Gu Tao up and down: "Young man, are you here to do something?"

Hearing this voice, Gu Tao almost fell off the stool. He raised his head: "Your Majesty..."

The person who came out was none other than Donghuang Taiyi. He was wearing a uniform of a bartender, holding a glass in his hand. With a middle-aged face, he himself had been in a high position for a long time, and the self-evident nobility on his body was very impressive. Dazzling, coupled with this yuppie attire, no wonder Gu Tao found that the few guests were all girls.

"Shh."

Tai Yi raised his finger towards Gu Tao: "I was a little tired, so I changed with Yun Zhongjun. He will be the Emperor of Heaven, and I will be the waiter."

Is 33 days so casual?But is this really good?Taiyi is the emperor, he will serve people?

At this time, a guest not far away raised his hand: "Boss, have a glass of Long Island Ice."

"Hold on."

Tai started to mix the wine with a stern face, and then handed a bottle of whiskey to Gu Tao: "Drink it yourself."

Gu Tao poured himself a glass of wine, and then watched Tai Yi's skillful bartending the whole time. It seemed that this was not the first time he had been a bartender.

"Gu is behind the stove, do you want to try Gu's craft?"

ha?
Before Gu Tao could speak, Tai Yi had already taken out a small dish of fried tree leaves and handed it to Gu Tao: "Try it."

Gu Tao picked up a piece and put it in his mouth. Immediately, a salty aroma filled his mouth, along with a mint fragrance and a hint of bitterness. A concentrated, complex and conflicting taste filled his mouth, which was originally dry. A lot of saliva arose, and Gu Tao quickly took a sip of wine.

Um!Amazing!
This complex taste not only does not weaken the taste of the wine itself, but also covers up the unique irritating taste of alcohol, making people feel the fragrance on the lips and teeth while feeling the real mellow smell in the wine.

"Great."

However, after taking a sip of wine, Gu Tao discovered that the decoration here had changed. The ambiguous and dim tones that originally belonged to the gay bar had been replaced by large orange warm lights. The whole room was warmed up. There are also different side dishes on display, which look quite Japanese.

Is it...an izakaya?
"You did a good job this time, I will reward you."

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

"You deserve it, but today I'm on leave alone, so I won't talk about official business. I have already instructed Yun Zhongjun to do the reward." After Tai Yi finished speaking, he turned around and went to the back: "I will try Gu's craft later."

In fact, Gu Tao was a little uneasy, such a boss... his hobby is to be a cook?What kind of holding grass is this.He is a serious emperor of heaven!In the myths and legends of the 5000-year civilization, his ability and status are definitely among the top twenty players.

But Gu Tao thought about it, and it was probably a kind of luck to be able to eat food cooked by the Emperor of Heaven in this life. Regardless of his identity, in short... it was really amazing.

After a while, Taiyi came out with a small bamboo basket from the back, and put the things in front of Gu Tao. There were some fried things in it, and there were a few things that could not be named. They really looked like It is Japanese cuisine, but Gu Tao can tell at a glance that this big brother is really an ancient method, fried food made by the ancient method.And it's the most extravagant kind, with a chopstick down, the aroma fills the room with the heat, and the aroma is tangy.

"Your Majesty, this is too rich."

"Dogwood sauce."

Tai Yi didn't talk nonsense, just took a plate of dogwood sauce and put it in front of Gu Tao: "Eat it."

Gu Tao took a sip of his wine, picked up a piece of meat pie-like thing with his chopsticks, dipped some dogwood sauce into his mouth.

When the initial heat subsides, the beef gravy explodes in the mouth, accompanied by a very special herbal aroma, making the greasy food immediately refreshing.

As the saying goes, salted fish and light meat.The flavor of this meat is very light, even very little salt, only a slight salty taste, but the taste of the food itself has been magnified without limit. The second upgrade, the oil between the lips and teeth mixed with the taste of the wine, exhaled in one breath, refreshing from the tongue to the stomach, even after eating, I still feel unsatisfied.

Gu Tao couldn't wait to pour the wine, so he put another piece of something that looked like tofu into his mouth. Because there were no messy bread crumbs, the skin was crispy in one bite. Under the crispy skin, Gu Tao unexpectedly It tastes like fish.The fish meat is in stark contrast to the beef just now, which has a light taste and a mellow taste.The fish meat is made of minced fish mixed with multiple spices. What Guang Gutao tastes has the taste of pepper, thyme, clove, tarragon, basil, pine and parsley. It is exciting but not conflicting, and the taste is diverse but not Covering up the taste of the fish itself, there is no other smell in the nasal cavity after one mouthful. It is all the smell of food, which instantly whets the appetite.

Standing up and grabbing a bottle of vodka from the bar, Gu Tao poured himself a glass, mixed it with the remaining taste in his mouth, and drank it in one gulp.Then the smell of alcohol came up together with the smell of spices in his stomach, and went straight to his forehead, making him shiver uncontrollably.

"Tsk..." Gu Tao closed his eyes and stunned his tongue, feeling refreshed all over his body: "Ha..."

Then pick up the third item, this is a sausage, but there is something different inside the sausage that I thought was plain, one bite down, the hot soup flowed out, followed by a burst of seafood smell, after tasting it again and again, he found that it was actually a sausage A seafood sausage, with wine inside to lock the flavor, the casing on the surface is tough but the seafood inside is tender and fresh, and the taste of the sea will come out after you bite it open.

"This one goes with beer!"

Gu Tao said to himself, and then picked up a bottle of Calit's dark beer from the bar. This kind of original seafood that locks the juice completely locked by the casing is simply perfect and can be called a must.

Just as Gu Tao kept changing drinks and eating, Taiyi came out again: "How?"

"Yeah!" Gu Tao quickly swallowed the food in his mouth and nodded repeatedly: "This is too delicious. Your Majesty, you are a top chef."

"It's just a small skill." Taiyi chuckled: "It's just a small interest, it can't be put on the stage."

"But it's so delicious, are you busy?"

"I just opened the shop when I thought about it and closed it when I couldn't. I didn't have many customers, but I did have regular customers."

Yes, food of this quality, one is not cheap, and the other...

"35!" Gu Tao was about to jump up: "Your Majesty, your seafood sausage is only 35? It's even better than Michelin star, your 35? The portion is still so big?"

"It's all food brought from home, and it's worthless. Besides, is it a person who is short of money?"

The ones I brought from home are so loud, Your Majesty, in the eyes of mortals, your place is like a fairyland. 35 yuan to eat a fairyland seafood sausage, cowhide...

Seeing Gu Tao's surprised expression, Tai Yi just smiled disdainfully, and turned around to serve those customers. After Gu Tao finished eating the basket of food, he felt that he could hardly move and his head was still dizzy. Huh... But it was really satisfying. No one thought that the best meal Gu Tao had in his life was actually made by one of the bosses of the fairy world on earth.

"Your Majesty, your craftsmanship... Really, five-body projection. I used to think that those foods that would glow golden in cartoons were bragging, and I want to apologize to them. This really exists..."

Faced with Gu Tao's compliment, Tai was expressionless, but the corners of his mouth were unconsciously raised.

"Okay, eat and drink enough, it's one of the rewards I give you, go back and prepare to listen."

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

Gu Tao stumbled away, and as soon as he left, Tai Yi took a small book and walked to the last table of guests, and said with a dead face: "Have you two finished eating? Haven't finished eating soon?" Do you have any comments? Didn't check out soon, so... I'm going to close."

"Boss, I'm already a regular customer... I'll add another order."

"roll."

And when Gu Tao staggered home as a drunk, at this time, the spy hacker lady from the United States asked him to have a one-way contact with him. Gu Tao connected without saying anything, but he didn't say anything, Subordinates hear their own drunken voice, which has a bad influence.

"Instructor, I intercepted a document that the Red Devils intend to set up an experimental base in a no-man's land in the middle of the United States."

"Him? Experimental base?"

Gu Tao woke up immediately: "He is sick? What is the research content?"

"Well, the contents of the document are unknown, and I will send you the complete document."

"Okay. By the way, have you found out who is singing against the Red Devil?"

"Not yet, he is also investigating. But it may be deeply involved, but it's not clear yet."

"Okay, take care of yourself."

"clear."

After cutting it off, Gu Tao sat on the curb, the smell of alcohol that he suppressed just now rushed to his head, he couldn't help it any longer, he vomited on the ground, and then fell down in the green belt, sound asleep stand up……

(End of this chapter)