Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 597
"Goddess Goddess, what would you like to eat?"

"Goddess, Goddess, I brought you daily necessities."

"Goddess, Goddess, the room has been arranged for you, do you want to take a rest?"

During these few hours, He Yuxiang didn't do much, just kept wandering around Xiaolu's sister, because she was naked, so He Yuxiang specially borrowed a 200-jin fat colleague's T-shirt for Xiaolu My sister put it on, worried that she would be thirsty and hungry, so she made a big table of Vegetarian food and milk tea for her...

The monkey next to him who was eating fruit gave He Yuxiang a disdainful look, put one leg on the stool, and continued to tell An Ruxue about his glory days.

"My little brother, my family also wants to eat, but my family wants to eat meat." Miss Daji sat there and said to He Yuxiang delicately: "You can't treat one more favorably than another."

These people are distinguished guests, and besides a few of them, there are a lot of people brought to the base one after another, Yasha, Bull Head, Green Snake, etc., most of them are long-established demon spirits, but He Yuxiang was like being bewitched by an evil spirit. He was obviously the person in charge of this matter, but except for Sister Xiaolu, everyone else dealt with it relatively perfunctorily...

No, it can't be said to be perfunctory, but compared with the Nine-colored Deer, it seems that the specifications are not enough.

Logically speaking, He Yuxiang's way of handling hospitality is up to standard, but the bad thing is that he really cares too much about the Nine-colored Deer, so much so that even big monsters who haven't appeared in the world for a long time can see it at a glance. This guy is a fucking dog.

"Empress Daji, don't worry, I'll serve you food and wine right now."

An Ruxue was very busy. Although she was a temporary special commissioner, she added the word special commissioner, and her authority was quite high. She didn't know why, but it didn't matter anymore, anyway. Now she is so busy with these characters who are only recorded in novels and legends that she never touches the ground.

"Go get busy, I'm fine." Sister Lu brushed her hair a little embarrassedly, looked at He Yuxiang and smiled awkwardly: "It also saves people from misunderstanding."

As soon as the monsters in the back heard it, they started to boo. He Yuxiang rolled his eyes and put his hips on his hips: "What are you laughing at? Is it a crime to like someone?"

"No, no, it's just that my little brother has Buddha nature, but how can this meditation move the hearts of ordinary people?" A big man who is so fat that he can hardly see his eyes laughed in a thick voice: "I'm not afraid of being broken." Did you start practicing?"

"Fatty." He Yuxiang snorted, "From today onwards, I will change to Tantra."

His words elicited bursts of laughter again, and Daji slapped the fat man: "Fatty man, you've pushed everyone to this point, you're really nothing."

After finishing speaking, she clenched her fists towards He Yuxiang: "Brother, I am very optimistic about you, Xiaolu is still a virgin."

Monsters, they are the kind with no lower limit. It is not enough to make all kinds of jokes. In addition, they are all old things who have seen all kinds of things in the world. Their acceptance speed of new things is actually super fast, and Looking at it from here, they are all old acquaintances of thousands of years, so naturally there is nothing to block.

But when they talked yellow, Sister Xiaolu couldn't bear it any longer. She got up, blushed and ran forward lightly, transforming from a deer body into a human body, and gently saluted He Yuxiang: "Thank you for taking care of me, I'm going to rest first." .”

"I'll take you there."

"No need." Jiu Selu turned to An Ruxue and said, "Miss, can I trouble you?"

"Yes, yes, yes." An Ruxue jumped down, untied her coat and put it on Jiu Selu's body. After all, the T-shirt is very long, but it is always a vacuum. Girls...

After they left, He Yuxiang sat down on the sofa: "You...you really didn't do good things, and finally made some progress, and now you have messed up everything."

"Then you can't blame the Nu family." Daji Niang Niang spread her hands: "The Nu family has been narrow-minded since I was a child, and I can't bear to be wronged if I don't see you being so partial."

"Okay, okay... If you can say that you are so confident, then I have lost." He Yuxiang sighed, bowing to the monsters again and again: "I'm convinced, I'm convinced."

Loud laughter broke out again in the room, and the air was full of joy.

However, although getting along with these monsters is not bad, there is still work to be done. After the food, wine and meat were delivered in the cafeteria, He Yuxiang also sat at the table and quickly mingled with a bunch of monsters. With one hand resting on the golden cudgel, he said in a slightly drunken voice, "Everyone cooperate with me later, I have to make statistics and record information for everyone."

Empress Daji sat next to him and refilled his wine skillfully: "What is that?"

"It's just to record what everyone likes to do and what they are suitable for, and then we have to arrange a place for everyone in the world, right? You can't just wander around like this."

"Old Sun is suitable for slaying demons and demons." Monkey was the first to yell, "But I don't like letting people control me!"

"The slave family is suitable for being a concubine, the kind that kills the main palace, I wonder if my little brother has a suitable concubine?" Daji raised her eyebrows, very seductive.

He Yuxiang waved his hand: "Everyone, don't worry, there will be a systematic collection later, now... let's drink and drink! Let's get excited!"

"Fox spirit, dance for a while."

Suddenly someone made a fuss, and Daji rolled her eyes: "You little thing can tell my old lady to dance, so you can dance?"

After finishing speaking, she gave He Yuxiang a winking look: "My brother said to dance, but my slave danced."

He Yuxiang was almost drunk, so he slapped the table and said, "Come on, let's do a dance!"

"How about that, brother, can you play a song for me?"

He Yuxiang slapped his phone on the table, turned on the music player, and there was a Great Compassion Mantra...

This amused all the monsters present again, and the atmosphere of the whole scene was cheerful and peaceful.

And after He Yuxiang was dragged out after being overwhelmed by alcohol, he immediately woke up when he entered Gu Tao's office: "Satania, please report that all the demon spirits have calmed down and sent them back to Gu Tao's office." The room is temporarily closed."

"clear."

But after this tossing around, He Yuxiang was really tired, so he leaned on the sofa and closed his eyes for a nap.Now he is the biggest in the base, and everyone else has gone to Siberia. After becoming the boss, even if it was only for one day, He Yuxiang knew how tiring the position not far away was, and he didn't know how Gu Tao made him so tired. It seems that he really has the ability to do things lightly.

While resting, a drone slowly lifted into the air and came in front of him, and then Gu Tao's virtual image appeared in front of He Yuxiang.

"I understand the situation, you should take care of it."

He Yuxiang sat up: "How is your side?"

"It's about to fall in half an hour, and the energy response is already obvious now. Are those monsters still obedient?"

"Don't worry, these goblins are smarter than most people. They have all been in the world. Although they don't have a big goblin, they still have a reputation and know how to get along with this world."

"Where is the combat team?"

"It's been cleaned up, and we're on our way back one after another. The ones they hit were really smashed. When I was chatting with them just now, they said that they didn't even bother to look at those things. The monkey even wanted to go down and make a vote himself."

"You screen and see which ones are suitable for coming to the base, and arrange for them."

"Monkey is definitely not good, his personality is a bit explosive, what else... We have to wait for tomorrow's statistics, but you will come back tomorrow, right?"

"Not necessarily." Gu Tao shook his head: "Okay, you can figure it out, I heard that you are very interested in Jiu Se Lu?"

"Just pretend, if I'm invulnerable, those demon spirits won't trust me, so I have to show my flaws."

"You cultural people." Gu Tao sighed: "The heart is really dirty!"

"Actually, strictly speaking, the Nine-Colored Deer is really my favorite. It's beautiful and pure."

"Then there's no problem. Come on. I can solve the problem of having a baby for you."

"What do you help me solve when I give birth?" He Yuxiang exploded at the time: "You are not acting like this, are you?"

Gu Tao was silent for a moment: "What's going on in your dog's mind? Aren't I afraid of your reproductive isolation?"

"Don't worry about it, just come back quickly, and don't worry about the rest."

"Whatever you want." Gu Tao shook his head and said, "By the way, you will come to chat with some of the most prestigious monsters later, and talk about their expectations for the future. Whether you choose us or 33 days, we will not stop you." , and ensure their safety."

"What are you going to do?"

"It's not convenient to talk about it now." Gu Tao chuckled suddenly: "But sometimes fists are not necessarily easy to use, let's not talk about it, this is about to start."

After cutting off the communication, He Yuxiang put on his coat and opened the door of the office and went out. He knocked on Xiaolu's sister's door first, and Xiaolu immediately became shy when he saw that it was him. It seemed that he didn't intend to let He Yuxiang into the house .

"Sister Lu, I'm sorry for embarrassing you."

"It's okay..." Jiu Selu shook his head: "I should thank you."

He Yuxiang looked up and down the Nine-Colored Deer. She is now in human form, of medium height, and the two round antlers on her head look quite interesting. Although He Yuxiang did not investigate why the female deer also has antlers, it is not important. After all, there are fairies, so what if the doe has horns?
She took off her T-shirt and put on the girl's nightgown that An Ruxue found for her. She also seemed to have taken a bath, and her body smelled even stronger. She was definitely the model of a real goddess.

"Sister Lu, I came this time to ask you, what are your plans for the future?"

"I heard... Crescent Lake has already..." Xiaolu was a little confused: "Is that so?"

"Well, it's already dried up. Now it's all artificially pumped. Mogao Grottoes are also a tourist attraction. You may have to buy tickets if you want to go home."

Nine-colored Deer bit her lip and was silent for a moment: "I don't know..."

"It's okay, you have to trust me, I will make arrangements for you properly." He Yuxiang smiled and said, "What do you think?"

"Thank you."

"Then... can I invite you out for a walk in a couple of days? I haven't seen this world for many years. Let's see how it changes, okay?"

"I..." Nine-colored Deer was obviously flustered, but in the end he looked up at He Yuxiang's eyes and nodded slightly.

"Okay, then you go to bed early."

After closing the door, the nine-colored deer leaned against the door, and the emperor's engine trembled crazily. Although he had lived for more than 2000 years, he had always lived in the depths of the desert oasis, and had almost no contact with anyone. My brother made such an obvious statement.Saying I like myself in front of so many people...

It's just too embarrassing.

At this moment, He Yuxiang, who has already knocked on Brother Monkey's door, is completely ignorant of Sister Xiaolu's mental activities, and just looks at Brother Monkey who is studying the toilet with a big smile on his face: "Brother Monkey, let's discuss something..."
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I saw everyone's comments yesterday, and I felt a little unspeakable. Anyway, thank you for your understanding and support... I won't say much, unless I really want to take me away, otherwise I should keep writing.

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