Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 535 Goodbye Xiaojuan
"It's so beautiful here."

Walking into the house where Weiwei lived before, and taking out the key to open the door, Xiaofeng expressed emotion. This season happened to be the time when pears and jujubes were bearing fruit, and several pear trees and jujube trees in the yard had already hung their fruits. It is full of fruits, it looks heavy and very beautiful, but what surprised Gu Tao is that there are no fallen fruits on the ground?
"Is there anyone still living here?"

Gu Tao went to the door and opened it, and what caught his eye was the women's underwear hanging in the living room, with inside and outside, and different sizes.

He leaned over to smell it...

"What are you doing... so perverted!" Xiaofeng pushed Gu Tao away: "How could you do this!"

"No, no." Gu Tao waved his hand: "It's a misunderstanding, I just want to see who lives here."

"You still have this function?" Xiaofeng looked at Gu Tao suspiciously: "Is my dog ​​still a police dog?"

"When did you learn to speak like that?"

Gu Tao gave her a blank look, and he was sure in his heart that Eucalyptus and Xiaojuan lived here.Why... It's actually very simple, the taste.He is no longer sensitive to the smell of eucalyptus, but he can still smell the strong smell on the clothes clearly, that unique cool aroma, while Xiaojuan's body smell is almond and milky, so the two people The flavors are different and unique, and mixing them together tells who lives here.

"Where is this?" Xiaofeng came to the yard, struggled to pick a pear on her feet, wiped it on Gu Tao's butt and put it in her mouth: "I really like it here."

"Girlfriend's house."

"Ah?" Xiaofeng's movements stopped, she looked at Gu Tao in surprise, her face full of disbelief: "You...have a girlfriend?"

"I'm already married." Gu Tao spread out his hands, and then his mind suddenly started to run rapidly.

It's over... She knows Eucalyptus!
But it doesn't matter, she won't be suspicious if she is so stupid, and it will be over when the time comes, and basically there will be no problems, so... girls need to be stupid, and they are easy to deceive, and they can live their own lives. Pass, there is no obstacle in the world.

Not long after, there was the sound of opening the door outside, and then Gu Tao saw Xiao Juan running in from outside, she saw Xiao Feng at first sight, her face turned pale with fright, and Gu Tao walked over to Xiao Juan Say hello.

"You you you you..." Xiaojuan pointed at Xiaofeng: "You are a Phoenix!"

Xiaofeng nodded proudly, then took a bite of the pear, looking arrogant.

"Farewell!"

Xiao Juan turned to leave, but Gu Tao stopped her: "What are you running for? Where is Eucalyptus?"

"Sister Eucalyptus is going to meet a sister, come back later." Xiaojuan looked at Xiaofeng timidly: "I don't want to be with Fenghuang...it's scary."

"It's okay, she's harmless." Gu Tao grabbed Xiaofeng's clothes by the back of her neck: "Don't run away."

At this moment, Xiaofeng came up, circled around Xiaojuan a few times, and asked with her mouth pouted: "Is she your girlfriend? Your girlfriend is a low-level tree demon?"

It's nothing to be called a low-level tree demon, after all, she is a Phoenix, and people at that level have nothing to say about her, but Xiao Juan is not happy to be said to be Gu Tao's girlfriend, she But he doesn't like a scum like Gu Tao.

So she opened her mouth as if to deny, but from the corner of her eyes, she saw Gu Tao winking desperately, and Xiao Juan immediately understood the spirit: "Yes, I am, what's wrong?"

Xiaofeng looked back at Gu Tao and then at Xiao Juan: "It's not that good."

Xiao Juan was so angry that he was going to explode, and he actually said that he was not doing well?Especially with Phoenix's contemptuous eyes and that "she's not good enough for you" tone, Xiaojuan was extremely wronged.

"Let's go first..." Gu Tao coughed awkwardly.

Bringing Xiaofeng into the house, Gu Tao has served confinement here after all, and made a cup of tea familiarly, but the quality of this tea is so high, the room is full of fragrance after brewing, and a sip is refreshing.

"Xiaojuan, what kind of tea is this?"

"My leaves!"

Gu Tao coughed again and again, and then brought the tea to the table: "When you drink your own leaves, is it like drinking your own bath water?"

"Anyway, I don't drink." Xiao Juan rolled his eyes: "You can drink as much as you like."

But Xiaofeng didn't care whose bath water it was, as long as it tasted good. After taking a few sips of tea, she began to look around, praising her constantly. There was a strong sense of taking advantage of herself in the process of praising her. mean.

Xiao Juan panicked right then, looking at Gu Tao nervously...

"Like this?" Gu Tao asked, "You seem to like it very much."

"I like it." Xiaofeng nodded: "From now on, it will be mine."

Xiao Juan held his teacup tightly and stared at Gu Tao.

"No way." Gu Tao didn't panic at all: "This place can't be yours."

"Why!" Xiaofeng said with some displeasure, "Then I'm going to be here?"

Gu Tao chuckled: "This is my girlfriend's home."

"Then I'll be your girlfriend."

It was too late to say it, but Gu Tao spit out the tea in one sip, and he waved his hands again and again: "I can't bear it..."

"But I just like it here!" Xiaofeng didn't know why, and suddenly became arrogant. When she said this, she still squinted at Xiaojuan, which scared her enough.

Gu Tao wiped his mouth and then wiped the table: "Xiaofeng is a reasonable boy, isn't he?"

"En!" Xiaofeng nodded.

"It's reasonable. You see, this is someone else's house, and you took it by force. What will they do? Where will they live?"

"Go to my house! I'll change it with her!" Xiaofeng slapped her house key on the table: "I have a house, just change it!"

It's over... Gu Tao has no idea what happened to Xiaofeng all of a sudden, just now he was a very obedient and obedient idiot, but since seeing Xiao Juan, he has become irritable and has become self-willed and unreasonable. Just use it and accept death...

"Then let's think about it again, shall we?" Gu Tao put the key back into Xiaofeng's bag: "Well...or if you do this, I'll find a way to make another copy for you?"

"No! I want this place!" She was extremely determined, and stared at Xiao Juan the whole time: "I'm not going anywhere!"

What's wrong?Gu Tao frowned slightly, leaned in front of her and asked, "You hate Xiao Juan?"

"En!" Xiaofeng nodded without any concealment.

Gu Tao touched the back of his head: "Why!"

"She's your girlfriend! How can you have a girlfriend without my consent?"

Just... just because of this?Gu Tao really didn't know what she was thinking, but it was normal, as she was not a normal person's brain circuit.

Xiao Juan spread his hand: "I have a showdown, I want to break up."

Gu Tao: "???"

Xiaofeng turned around: "You want to break up?"

"Yes, I want to break up. I can't stand this scumbag anymore." Xiao Juan folded her arms and nodded solemnly: "So from now on I'm not her girlfriend."

Xiaofeng thought for a while, and then slowly smiled.Seeing this smile, both Gu Tao and Xiao Juan breathed a sigh of relief.

But the moment they relaxed, Xiaofeng suddenly pointed at the door: "Then you can go."

Xiaojuan: "???"

"Only his girlfriend can live here. If you are not his girlfriend, you can't live here. Go away!" Xiaofeng suddenly became fierce: "I don't allow anyone to bully him! Why are you dumping him! You deserve it too?"

Xiao Juan thought for a long time, and Gu Tao also thought for a long time.

Logic wizard!
"Okay...Okay, okay." Gu Tao clapped his hands: "Can I say a few words?"

As he spoke, he cleared his throat and said to Xiaofeng: "You are a good boy. You said you should be kind. Although Xiaojuan is not my girlfriend anymore, she will have to live on the streets now that she is going out. She may have to If you ask for food, you might be deceived by bad guys and sold to the countryside to be a wife, tied to a bed to give birth to a child, and you have to eat, drink, and poop in the bed, don't you think it's pitiful?"

Xiaofeng thought for a long time and nodded silently.

"Our Xiaofeng is a kind girl. You can't bear to see her being tied up on the bed to give birth, right?"

"Yeah." Xiaofeng pouted and nodded, "But I'm not a child anymore... Although I don't hate it, don't coax me like a child."

Xiao Juan was listening to her and muttering, she has now decided that this Phoenix is ​​a fool, although she doesn't know how Gu Tao cheated a retarded Phoenix, but Xiao Juan is already convinced that this Phoenix is ​​easy to deal with.What is it to just be tied to a bed and have a baby?Although Xiaojuan feels that he is not strong enough, he is a mountain god!God of the mountain! ! !Are mountain gods so easily trafficked?
"That's not the point." Gu Tao said with a smile: "If you really like this place, you can come back and live if you have nothing to do."

While they were discussing, Eucalyptus came back, she walked into the room with a smile, and hugged Gu Tao from behind regardless of 21, and put her face on his: "Do you miss me?"

"Well, I miss you."

After Gu Tao finished speaking, he suddenly remembered who his younger brother looked like when he said this sentence that day. This... is really a family tradition, a family tradition! ! !

"Hey!" Xiaofeng stared at Yu, "I know you!"

Eucalyptus turned to look at Xiaofeng: "I also know you."

"You are one of the amphibious plane trees!"

"Yeah." Eucalyptus nodded: "You are that egg."

"I'm not an egg!!" Xiaofeng suddenly stood up and said to Gu Tao: "Who is she to you, why is she hugging you!"

"My girlfriend."

Xiaofeng, who was already aggressive at first, was stunned at the time. She looked at the eucalyptus and then at the small volume. Suddenly, her mind couldn't finish processing this relationship, and she was overloaded and crashed. She stood there blinking her eyes for 10 minutes. The restart is complete.

"Can there be so many?" Xiaofeng looked at Gu Tao aggrievedly: "Why even her?"

"Is there a problem?" Eucalyptus looked sideways at Xiaofeng: "Are any of them related to you? Who are you?"

"I'm his master!" Xiaofeng pouted and said angrily, "Why doesn't it matter?"

"you?"

Eucalyptus just wanted to tease her, but Gu Tao quietly held her hand, Eucalyptus is a smart woman, she immediately understood what Gu Tao meant, smiled and stopped talking.

But this time it was Xiaofeng's turn to be wronged, she sat there, tears started to fall again, and she muttered to herself: "My mother doesn't want me anymore... My dog ​​doesn't want me anymore..."

Gu Tao pinched his temples: "Headache, she didn't have this before."

"Girls will be very pretentious in front of the people they like." Eucalyptus raised her eyebrows slightly: "You can coax her a little. I will tell you something later."

(End of this chapter)