Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 533

On the third day after Xiaofeng reported the matter to Old Fenghuang, Old Fenghuang said that he wanted to see Gu Tao.

This made Gu Tao worry, Lao Fenghuang had seen him before, how could she not recognize him?Gu Tao carefully asked Jing Yuan for advice on this question. As the outstanding heir of the Illusion Gate, this question is actually not difficult.

"First of all, you have to remember one thing." Jing Yuan squatted in front of Gu Tao, and wrapped a special bandage embroidered with runes around Gu Tao's abdomen, thighs and ankles: "The old Phoenix is ​​not as easy to fool as the little Phoenix. , although she is not that smart, but a woman's sixth sense can be so keen that it will make you collapse."

Gu Tao stood there stretching his arms and asked Jing Yuan to help him cover his breath, and smiled after hearing her words.

"Why are you laughing? Do you think you have a good way of dealing with women?" Jingyuan measured the distance from Gu Tao's hip to his ribs with his fingers, and then began to wrap a bandage around his chest: "My dad thinks so too, he There is no good end in life, my mother refuses to see him until now, and he tells people everywhere that my mother has gone. That's why my relationship with him is not so good. "

"I know, I know." Gu Tao sighed, "Where's your mother?"

"I opened a grocery store in Florence, so it's a seclusion." Jing Yuan shook his head silently and said, "Actually, in terms of strength, my mother is much better than my father, but it's just because she is not as good-looking as Phoenix, so every time I see Pretty women have resistance."

Gu Tao thinks that Jing Yuan is asking too much of himself, even if she doesn't put on makeup and throws her into the crowd, she can be recognized at a glance. In terms of body and appearance, Liu Zi and Xiao Feng can probably fight against each other. outperformed.In terms of temperament and aura, it must be No. [-] in Xiulingtian, Tifa is a bit of a waste house, and Liu Zi is a bit ruffian... Xiaofeng is just stupid.But if she is fairer and more tender, her experience is invincible. She is not young, but her skin is so good that she can compete with a little girl like her sister who has not been born in the mother's womb for less than two years, and she is rosy and healthy. In addition, she is probably the most knowledgeable and capable person among the young ladies that Gu Tao knows besides Miss Tifa. Adding up these extra points, the experience is really not bad.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Jing Yuan frowned and buttoned his collar: "Am I gone?"

"No, no." Gu Tao shook his head and smiled, "You usually can't take selfies with a beautiful face, right?"

"No, what's the matter?"

"I'll just say it." Gu Tao laughed: "If you open it, you will be transparent."

Jingyuan knew right away that he was starting to talk sweetly again, but he was used to it long ago, neither moved nor disgusted, just stood up and helped Gu Tao put on his clothes, and straightened his neckline: "Everyone who sees sweet talk The guy must not be a good guy."

"I mean it from the bottom of my heart."

"Yes, yes, yes." Jing Yuan took out the perfume from the cabinet in the office and sprayed it on Gu Tao's body, then leaned to his neck and sniffed lightly: "It's almost ready."

Gu Tao smelled left and right on his body, feeling uncomfortable all over: "I think a man should be sweating profusely, and a smelly smell is a man."

"I don't know how you manage to seamlessly switch between a scumbag and a straight guy, but it's the minimum etiquette to dress yourself up." Jing Yuan took out a new belt from the cabinet and began to help him wear it : "You not only want to not be ashamed, but more of a manifestation of your own good self-cultivation."

"Yes yes yes... What Teacher Jingyuan taught you." Gu Tao turned around helplessly and let Jingyuan toss on him: "What is that bandage? If you wrap it up, you won't know it's me?"

"It's a cloth woven from fairy vines. It can disrupt a person's entire aura. You haven't done systematic training, so the skills won't be seen by others. As long as the aura is messed up, Phoenix won't suspect it." .”

"Who said that I am a master of free kicks."

"Then we have a fight?"

"come on."

Seven seconds later, Gu Tao's face was pressed against the chair and he patted the back of the chair vigorously: "It hurts...it hurts! It hurts!"

Jing Yuan let him go, and sighed helplessly: "You are a real dish."

Gu Tao stood up and stretched his arms: "You also know how to fight freely?"

"Know everything, Xiu Ling has never played close combat, but how many can you fight with her in her current state?"

"How many hits? Are you kidding me?" Gu Tao sneered: "I can take her 300 million moves, the first move I can yell twice, and the second yell will count as my loss."

Jing Yuan pinched his face: "Don't talk poorly all day long."

"Hey, did you find that our conversation mode is the same as that of an old husband and wife?"

"I'm missing you, I'm an innocent little widow." Jing Yuan took out the lip balm and put it on his thumb, and gently applied it on Gu Tao's lips with his thumb: "Who wants to talk to you like this?" A scumbag old couple."

"Oh, don't tell me, if I don't die, you may not be able to get married in this life." Gu Tao took her hand and put it under his nose to smell it: "What kind of body wash do you use? It smells so good. .”

"Hey!" Jing Yuan withdrew his hand: "This action is too ambiguous, you are also a father, please be cautious."

"You know I'm a very punk person." Gu Tao rubbed Jing Yuan's face: "Do you know what punk means?"

"Punk or not, I don't know, but if you dare to kiss me, I will kill you today."

Gu Tao, who was kicked out of the office, scratched his head, stood at the door and shouted: "I just want to know what body wash you use! Why are you angry?"

At this time, the guard who had been standing outside looked at Gu Tao with a smile.

"What are you laughing at?"

"Instructor." The guard coughed, "Actually, Senior Sister is angry at you for not kissing her."

"I kissed you and beat me?" Gu Tao snorted, "You people from Kunlun are so strange."

Gu Tao, who was repaired, walked out of the office building, his whole body was completely new, his usual sloppy look was swept away by Jing Yuan's management, although the appearance did not change significantly, but his spirit was different, especially He shaved his beard, trimmed his eyebrows, and even tidied his hair. He was full of energy and looked very energetic.

"Yo, blind date?"

Wang Lei brushed past Gu Tao with his bag in his hand, and took two breaths: "What brand of perfume is it? It smells good."

"I don't know, Jingyuan sprayed it on me."

"She wears men's perfume..." Wang Lei raised his eyebrows: "I understand."

Seeing the expression on his face as expected, Gu Tao couldn't laugh or cry and said: "You will understand."

"What does it mean when a single woman wears men's perfume with her?"

"She likes this flavor better..."

"You are married anyway." Wang Lei patted him on the shoulder: "You...forget it, this is your business."

Gu Tao scratched his head and left, he didn't understand when the base became like this, everyone was weird.He and Jingyuan definitely have a revolutionary friendship, and they don't have any extraneous thoughts. He also knows that Jingyuan looks down on lazy people like him who don't do business properly. What she likes is the kind of unrivaled hero. It has an inner glow type.And Gu Tao is obviously not, the inner sect brothers are a typical combination of useless people, one is lazy and the other is even lazy, such people are not seen by Jingyuan.

When I came to the cafe that I had an appointment with Xiaofeng, Xiaofeng in a pink dress was sitting there watching X sounds on my mobile phone. Gu Tao was sitting opposite her and she couldn’t respond until Gu Tao ate her pastries. The canines are exposed and begin to guard the food.

"You still protect the food, you." Gu Tao put a piece of pastry into his mouth: "Where is your mother?"

"She's been waiting for us for a long time." Xiaofeng saw the neatly dressed Gu Tao, her eyes lit up: "Why are you dressed like you are going to meet your parents?"

"Otherwise?" Gu Tao said dumbfoundingly, "Am I wearing big pants, flip flops, and stubble all over my face? Do you think your mother will hit me or not?"

"That's right..." Xiaofeng nodded seriously and looked at Gu Tao carefully: "From now on, I will dress like this!"

Following Xiaofeng on the way to find the old Fenghuang, Xiaofeng took Gu Tao's arm naturally, that kind of behavior was completely out of his mind. Gu Tao thought that this was definitely not an emotional behavior, but a natural intimacy between acquaintances, It's like a little pet clings to people.

"Have you eaten the phoenix egg?"

"I'm not willing."

"Eat it, I'll give it to you after eating."

It's fine if she doesn't say that, but when she said that, Gu Tao felt weird, anyway, it was weird, and he felt weird from the bottom of his heart.Dare to feel that Xiaofeng is positioning herself as a hen that lays eggs, is that okay?
"You look sexy today."

"Does it look good?" Xiaofeng's eyes lit up immediately: "Let me tell you, I bought it on Xianyu, and it only cost 30 yuan! I usually find it difficult to buy clothes because my breasts are too big."

What a bad line...

Gu Tao shook his head and took out a necklace from his pocket: "For you."

Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment, picked up the necklace and looked back and forth several times: "Wow! It's so beautiful!!! Help me put it on, help me put it on!"

The receiver disguised as a necklace is actually very beautiful. The sense of design and technology is much higher than those of the so-called famous works on the market. As long as Xiaofeng puts it on and does not deliberately take it off, he can put it on in about a week. She collected all her past memories, and then recorded new memories.It is equivalent to uploading her personality to the server. This design can be said to be very good. I like Miss Tifa.

In addition, she was not on guard against Gu Tao, so it was not difficult to collect her memories.

"Does it look good?"

Xiaofeng walked backwards in front of Gu Tao, pointed at the necklace she had just put on, turned around, and the little skirt flew apart, blooming like a peony flower, Gu Tao quickly took her skirt The horn was pressed down, and looking around, Gu Tao found that there were stares like hungry wolves...

"It's all gone!!!"

(End of this chapter)