Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 531 Why Can't You Beat Up?

The elder sister is probably the person most likely to ascend to the realm of immortals before, and the younger brother...

He is a weak chicken!
This is the reason why he can't be beaten, he can't bear it.Although his brain is very easy to use, his physique is really that of a person over one year old, and he will be beaten to death.Last week, I just went to visit my sister to play around. I was tossed about by three sisters for two days. After returning home, my temperament changed drastically. I don’t know what kind of unfair treatment I received there, but Gu Tao thinks it may be from Little black dragon, because that little thing is unreasonable, my brother has no room to display it.

"Now this is our father and two." Gu Tao at the food stall held up the beer, with a glass of milk next to him: "Go one."

The younger brother raised the milk to touch him, then took a sip, then looked at Gu Tao: "Do you raise fish?"

"I..." Gu Tao put the cup on the table: "You really owe me!"

"I can't help it. My dad is like that. I think a person can choose everything in his life, except who his parents are." The younger brother sighed: "You say I owe you, but you don't have any." Are you aware of what you owe? Don't you listen to other people's judgments?"

Gu Tao rolled up his sleeves: "Tell me, what is the reason for the drastic change in temperament?"

"I was insulted." The younger brother's eyes were like a pool of stagnant water: "And thinking that this will be the case in this life, I feel that life is hopeless. Come on, let's go."

"Go to your mother." Gu Tao scolded, "You should tell me what's going on."

The younger brother took a bite of egg custard, and looked forward with empty eyes: "Didn't I go to visit my sister a few days ago to see how she is doing recently. Then I met that..."

When he said this, there was horror in his eyes.

"Little black dragon."

The younger brother nodded silently, then continued to look at the sky: "That night, she sneaked into my bed."

"Huh?" Gu Tao was shocked: "This kind of thing? Can you do it? How old are you?"

"Dad, aren't we so popular?" The younger brother glanced at Gu Tao: "Do you know why I owe it? It's hereditary."

"You say what you say."

The younger brother sighed, and took a sip of his wine: "She pressed me under the quilt and beat me up."

Gu Tao was drinking beer, couldn't hold back for a while, burst out laughing: "Why did you hit you?"

"The way you look happy makes me suffer more." The younger brother held his head in his short hands: "She said, this is adaptive training."

"What... what is adaptive training?"

"She said." The younger brother murmured, "She said that after she married me, she would beat me up if I behaved badly. You know...I'm not my sister, I can't beat her."

"Then we don't want her."

"Daddy, are you too naive?" The younger brother sighed: "My sister patted her breasts and guaranteed it. My life is over, do you know? It's over!"

Oops... This is really a sad story. The little black dragon may not understand the meaning of the three words "marry him", but his younger brother knows it well. He can even imagine the failure of his future life. dragon.

"Later, after she beat me up, she didn't let me shout, she put one hand on my mouth, and told me that if I disagreed, she would eat me alive, and she would breathe fire..." Brother The expression of despair became more and more intense, and her voice became crying: "She also said that when I grow up, she will take me to the cave."

Yes... the black dragon has this problem, it will bring strange things into the cave.

"Forget it, forget it." The younger brother shook his head and smiled bitterly: "It's not that there are good things, but this guy is too bad."

"Well, I understand how bad she is." Gu Tao patted his younger brother on the shoulder helplessly: "But don't think too much, at least she is pretty enough, and she will have face when you take it out, and if you can't, go outside and find her." one."

"Dad, do you hear that you are speaking human language?"

"Why is it not a human language?"

"Is this something that a father should tell his son? Your values ​​have collapsed." The younger brother shook his head silently: "Actually, I have my eyes on elder sister Bai. That elder sister is very good, kind and gentle. , not vicious at all.”

"This is easy to handle. When you all grow up and think it's appropriate, I'll make the decision for you."

"They sell it in bundles, buy one and get one free." The younger brother pondered for a moment: "This matter mainly depends on my sister, but my sister is stupid."

"It can't be called stupid." Gu Tao thought for a while: "It's just not smart enough."

"That's right, not smart enough." The younger brother clapped his hands: "Actually, it's not that Beibei is not good, it's just that she is not mature enough. In fact, she is also very cute, pink and tender like a little angel, and she has no bad intentions."

Gu Tao scratched his head: "You suddenly changed your mind..."

Before he finished speaking, a shadow suddenly appeared next to Gu Tao, and then a little big thing jumped out from nowhere, and flew onto his younger brother: "Husband!!!"

"what……"

Gu Tao raised his neck and looked around. Fortunately, there was no one at this time, and the boss happened to be in the kitchen. Otherwise, Xiao Hei, who suddenly teleported over, would scare people to death...

"Think about me!" Little Black Dragon hugged his younger brother's neck from behind: "I miss you."

The younger brother took a sip of the milk, looked up at Gu Tao, shook his head silently, and then suddenly changed his smile: "I miss you..."

Gu Tao feels like being struck by lightning... The appearance of his younger brother is familiar to him no matter what, but he can't remember where he saw it...

"Wait." Gu Tao grabbed the back of Xiao Hei's neck: "How did you get here? Where are the parents?"

Xiao Hei is actually afraid of Gu Tao. The back of her neck was actually irritable when someone restrained her fate, but when she saw that it was Gu Tao, she was scared instantly. She hugged her brother tightly and refused to let him Gu Tao picked her up.

"I'm asking you something!" Gu Tao didn't wait for the next sentence when he heard a call from Xiu Ling.

"Bebe lost!!!"

"Lost it?" Gu Tao glanced at the little black dragon who was enjoying his brother's feeding: "How did you lose it?"

"Just now, I didn't pay attention to her for 10 minutes. She disappeared in a blink of an eye. She opened the magic circle and ran away! What should I do..."

"Hang up first." Gu Tao smiled helplessly: "I'll play a video for you."

Soon, when Xiu Ling saw the little black dragon being fed by her younger brother, she suddenly became irritable and shouted: "Little bastard!!!!"

Hearing Xiu Ling's roar, the little black dragon trembled all over, and froze there instantly, not even daring to raise his head.

"Get back to me!!! Don't wait for me to catch you!"

The frightened little black dragon hugged his younger brother's hand: "I'm going to be captured by the old witch, you have to remember to miss me..."

Gu Tao secretly turned up the sensitivity of the mobile phone microphone to the maximum.

"Will you be scolded if you go back like this?"

"Hehehe, I'm not afraid of that old witch." The little black dragon whispered: "It's okay, I will come to you secretly, think of me."

But at this moment, Xiu Ling's face in the video had turned livid, he moved his neck and wrists, and could hear a rattling sound through the phone.

When the little black dragon reluctantly left, Gu Tao still didn't turn off the video. After a while, there was a thunderous sound of war drums from the other end, and the whipping made the little black dragon cry for his father and mother, and ran around the room.

"It hurts a little." The younger brother reached out and pressed the phone: "Although I know that she will be beaten in anyone's house if she looks like this, but... it's better not to see her."

"You really have the potential to be a scumbag."

"Where is it?" The younger brother waved his hands again and again: "It's just a family tradition."

"I'll beat you to death!" Gu Tao pulled a chopstick onto his younger brother's arm: "I'm afraid you have never been beaten before, your skin is itchy!"

"Okay! You won." The younger brother hid aside: "I feel that I have endured something that I shouldn't have to bear at my age."

Gu Tao sneered: "How did she find you? As far as I know, only her master has a contract with her to teleport regardless of distance."

The younger brother lifted up his pants silently, and there was a tattoo on his calf. This tattoo was very similar to Xiuchen's but not exactly the same. Gu Tao didn't know what it was for, but it was basically certain that he and Xiao Heilong also signed a tattoo. What a treaty that humiliates the country.

"What did you sign?"

"Twin contract."

Shuang... Gu Tao slapped the table: "You are crazy! Do you know how many years a black dragon can live?"

"I don't know." The younger brother scratched his head: "How long?"

"In theory." Gu Tao raised a finger.

"one thousand?"

Gu Tao chuckled: "One hundred thousand!"

Ah... Gu Tao clutched his forehead. What Xiuchen signed was a master-slave contract. After Xiuchen passed away, the little black dragon would be free, and what he signed with his younger brother was twins, twins!Live together, the longest lifespan of a black dragon is [-] years!One hundred thousand! ! !At that time, human beings were still primitive!
"Can you cancel it?"

"I don't know, I'll ask." Gu Tao suddenly smiled and patted his younger brother's head: "In view of your performance, I decided to beat you up."

"Why? Why did you beat me..."

"One is that you are not old or young, and the other is that you are messing around." Gu Tao grabbed his younger brother's ear, and took 300 yuan on the table: "Let's go, big kid on a rainy day, idle is idle. "

That night, Gu Tao found Xiao Heilong. When he inquired and learned that the twin contract could not be cancelled, he became irritable. But after thinking about it, children and grandchildren have their own blessings, so there is no use in worrying about it. No, no matter how miserable his younger brother is in the future, he will not see it for nothing. This is his own crime, so no one else is to blame.

But because of the existence of this contract, my younger brother wants to kiss me with other girls in the name of a business trip in the future. My dream is completely shattered, or... the Laogu family in the province has a scumbag, that is the family's misfortune.

"Take care of this guy from now on!" Gu Tao pointed to the little black dragon and said to Xiu Ling: "She is the kind of scourge that will be uncomfortable if she doesn't cause trouble."

(End of this chapter)