Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 523

pain all over...

He was pushed to the ground, and Xiaofeng sat on his buttocks arrogantly, with her hips crossed and said with a sneer, "If I don't teach you a lesson, you don't even know who has the final say in this family!"

Gu Tao felt that he was really inflated. He was always concerned about her low IQ and completely forgot about her strength. At that moment, Gu Tao really didn't even see Satania's autonomous defense. He was knocked down before he could react.

After being put down by her, this guy gave full play to her low IQ characteristics, while pumping Gu Tao's ass, he read him the house rules. Gu Tao couldn't even resist, that kind of...that kind of absolute oppressive force, The gap in ability is like heaven and earth.

At last he gave up all resistance.

But when she didn't struggle, Xiaofeng was worried that she had killed Gu Tao, and she immediately lay down on the carpet nervously, facing Gu Tao head to head, and poked his forehead with her fingers: "Don't you?" Die...I'm just kidding...don't die, at worst I'll let you call back."

Gu Tao suddenly opened his eyes, turned over and lay down on the sofa, he really had no way to have a conversation with this mentally handicapped person, but Xiaofeng jumped up happily seeing that he was not dead, and then stood in the living room and began to change clothes... …

"You have a limit, can't you change clothes and enter the room?" Gu Tao sat up and looked at the mentally handicapped man who was putting on his pants: "Am I still there?"

"I haven't avoided Doudou before changing clothes." Xiaofeng pointed at Teddy who was eating dog food beside her trousers: "Why do I avoid you?"

"I..." Gu Tao let out a long sigh: "All right, all right, it's up to you."

And Xiaofeng didn't shy away from pulling off her blouse, revealing her belly: "Look at my belly, it's much bigger."

"dont see."

"I want you to watch it!!!" Xiaofeng walked over and held up the clothes with one hand and pressed Gu Tao's head with the other hand: "Show me!"

"You fucking..." Gu Tao shook off her hand, "I beg you... let me go."

"Hahahahaha..."

Xiaofeng ran away happily...

Gu Tao was dumbfounded.

Sure enough, she couldn't think about her brain circuit, and she laughed so strangely, she was also manic, so she did it if she couldn't say it.The force value is deadly high, how to play this?Gu Tao really felt that it was too painful for him to choose this path to be an undercover agent. He really might as well go to Yun Zhongzi and let him find a way.

And when Gu Tao was sitting on the sofa doubting his life, Xiaofeng ran over bouncingly and sat next to him with her knees hugged: "We have lunch at noon, and we're off to the meeting."

"Oh."

"This time I'm mainly asking them to place you a position. My person can't be a low-level loli."

"It's my little guy." Gu Tao sighed, "It's not little loli..."

"Oh, don't worry about it, it can't be a little loli anyway!"

It's a little boy... Forget it, why not correct her if you have nothing to do, can't you make yourself happy.

After watching TV for a while, Xiaofeng suddenly broke Gu Tao's leg, without saying hello, and it hurts...

"What are you doing?"

"I'll squint for a while." After finishing speaking, Xiaofeng lay on Gu Tao's lap without saying a word, not afraid that her neckline would be completely exposed in front of others: "Don't move, I will kill you if you move."

In order not to be beaten, Gu Tao endured the humiliation and sat there, then took out his mobile phone and took a few photos along the neckline. The clarity was good and it looked great.

Just when he was about to take a few more photos, Jingyuan's phone call came, he answered the phone, and Jingyuan had already spoken: "The pension of the sacrificed team members has been paid, and the six sons are still on the pension. On top of that, an additional amount was given, and then...if they have children, they can interview and enter the base to study. Also, there is a memorial service on Monday, are you coming? I don’t think you should come, you glass-hearted, can’t bear it That scene. In fact, no one blames you, everyone understands you. You should know better than me in our business. Accidents always happen unexpectedly, but... I know your character, you must hold your breath, I will take care of it, I have already started the investigation process here, you don't have to worry too much."

"Well... I'm starting to develop a new rapid support mode, and I may be able to come up with a plan in a few days."

"I knew that you would definitely sum up the problem, so I won't say much... Go and relax, it's okay to have me here."

"Thank you."

"You're welcome." Jing Yuan laughed: "I'm a little widow, I still have places for you to take care of in the future."

After saying this sentence, Jing Yuan also felt that she said something wrong, a little too ambiguous, she coughed twice and hung up the phone, while Gu Tao smiled, let go of the phone, Then he leaned on the sofa, thinking about how to target those Babel Saints.

Judging from the present, these few people really don't have any good faults. He has seen Fenghuang before, and it doesn't make sense to have outstanding abilities. Since the others can be as famous as Fenghuang, how bad can they be?No wonder he was able to chase Luo Yun like a dog in the last 33 days, that's where his ability lies.

And around eleven o'clock in the morning, Gu Tao gently moved Xiaofeng's head to the sofa, and then began to cook the fried chicken she wanted to eat.Gu Tao actually discovered a new way to decompress, which is cooking. This skill was discovered when he was serving confinement. The kitchen god Weiwei personally guided him. With the help of Satania, he has already become a top chef. The cooking process is actually a process of self-salvation and self-healing. This kind of experience is very good, especially in front of people like Xiaofeng who don't know the basics, he can use it freely without any scruples.

Probably everyone needs a way to vent in their life, at least Gu Tao thinks so.

The lunch dishes are fried chicken, braised pork, hot and sour potato shreds, and sweet-and-sour fish. Xiaofeng woke up when the fried chicken was cooked, and stood at the kitchen door drooling as always, watching Gu Tao cut the meat. Chicken, the sound of slobbering is distracting.

"Do you usually do this at work?"

"I usually go to work seriously." Xiaofeng shook her head and said, "They are so stupid."

This person is actually qualified to call others stupid?Gu Tao was a little hard to understand.

"Dog, when we come back from our meeting, let me introduce my girlfriend to you."

Gu Taoli didn't even bother to talk to her. This person is really wrong. Basically, only mentally retarded people can do such a thing as introducing a girlfriend. After a long time, he would push a good friend into the pit of fire.

"why?"

"Because we all call her dog day dog ​​day." Xiaofeng said innocently: "I think she should have a dog to go to Japan."

Gu Tao stopped what he was doing, looked back at Xiaofeng silently, and suddenly felt that no matter how hard he thought, he couldn't comprehend this kind of human brain circuit. At this moment, he only had one thought in his mind, "Let her go, let her go, I can't win." Thinking of this, the whole mood has calmed down.

"My best friend is beautiful."

"Are you beautiful?"

"You don't want to fuck me, do you?" Xiaofeng suddenly became serious: "You are so obscene."

Gu Tao: "???"

It’s true that he can say anything, and it must feel good to ignore it. To be honest, Gu Tao is a little envious of this person. Although he is stupid, he is so stupid that he has a certain charm...

"Can you lay eggs?"

"Yes, wait a minute."

After finishing speaking, Xiaofeng walked into the room, pouted her buttocks and got under the bed. After a while, she took out an egg about the size of an adult man's fist, and then went to the kitchen and handed it to Gu Tao: "Here is an egg for you." .”

Gu Tao was so frightened that his hands were shaking.

"Take it, you're welcome." Xiaofeng said sincerely, "It's fine to eat this raw."

"what?"

"Because it is impenetrable by water and fire, fire is useless." Xiaofeng nodded and said, "Punch a hole in the egg with a hammer, and suck it in."

"You..." Gu Tao took the egg and looked Xiaofeng up and down: "Are you serious?"

"Seriously, it's useless, and it can't hatch little phoenixes. Why don't you eat them?"

What was Gu Tao's original intention when he came to Xiaofeng to work as an undercover agent?Is it just for a phoenix egg?It seems to be, but I didn't expect her to give it so easily...

"This egg...was born by you?"

"Yeah." Xiaofeng nodded, "I'm going to have one every few years."

"From..." Gu Tao looked at Xiaofeng from the waist down: "Where was it born?"

Xiaofeng naturally pointed to the place three inches below her navel: "Here."

Gu Tao looked down at Dan, his hands trembling...

"Remember, just dig a hole and suck it with your mouth after taking it back."

She still makes people suck?
Ok……

Gu Tao carefully put the pink egg into his pocket, not knowing what to do for a while.

"Why can't a little phoenix hatch?"

"You are so stupid." Xiaofeng sighed: "Without a rooster, can the eggs laid by a hen hatch?"

"Then..." Gu Tao's scientific thinking suddenly surged: "What if it is another species?"

"It seems that anything is fine." Xiaofeng nodded and said, "If you pair with anything, you will give birth to anything, all of which are of Phoenix blood. Look at my crippled brother, isn't it born from my mother?"

"Egg... the egg hatched?"

Xiaofeng shook her head: "We can both lay eggs and have children."

It's amazing... Okay, no more fussing, this egg Gutao accepted with a smile. Although it is an unfertilized egg, with the centaur's technology, maybe it can really hatch a little phoenix of its own.But Gu Tao thinks about it and still thinks that he might not do this, because if Little Phoenix really comes out, Gu Tao is not willing to let Little Phoenix participate in the battle, after all, the genes belong to Xiaofeng, so he will be very stupid.

During the meal, the two talked a lot of nonsense, and then Xiaofeng took Gu Tao to the place where they held regular meetings every month, which was where Gu Tao analyzed Xiaofeng's daily behavior. I sent a drone to investigate, and there was nothing special, but after Xiaofeng came, a space gap was actually torn in a hidden place.

"Don't talk after you go in." Xiaofeng tidied up Gu Tao's 33-day uniform: "Our hierarchy is very strict."

Gu Tao oh, and then tugged at the crotch with his hands: "It's a little tight."

"No." Xiaofeng stretched out her hand to reach Gu Tao's crotch: "I can't even wear it tight."

(End of this chapter)