Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 52 Red Carp, Green Carp and Donkey
When the drones of the brigade were heading towards the universe, what even Gu Tao didn't notice was that a meteor-like thing in the sky hit the ground straight. Because it was too small, no one noticed its existence.

After entering the atmosphere, this meteor began to burn rapidly, and then, like most meteorites, it disappeared in mid-air. No one cared, even except Gu Tao, no one knew how terrible what happened just now outside the earth invasion actions.

But because of this negligence, the meteor fell steadily into a green lake, and because it continued to decelerate in the sky against the common sense of physics, when it fell into the lake, it was even like a big stone being crushed by someone. It seemed to be rolling into the water, but there was only a plop and then there was no sound.

Soon, the meteorite slowly floated up from the lake, with fair skin on hands and feet. He turned over in the lake water, spit out a few mouthfuls of water, and then slowly swam to the shore, watching the fireflies dancing. On the surface of the lake, the eyes are straight.

Who am I, where am I, what am I going to do.

This is the only three years in his mind, and it is probably the most appropriate time for the ultimate three questions of life to appear at this time. He looked up at the sky, and then looked at himself, who was naked, with a confused expression.

But at this moment, a car suddenly drove up by the lake, and then the door opened, and several people got down and dragged a sack from above. The sack was still moving, but they didn't care so much. Throw it into the lake, and then walk away.

The naked man tilted his head and looked at the sack that quickly sank into the water, muttered something in his mouth, and with a light hook of his finger, the sack rushed out of the water and flew to his body in mid-air. around.

Unzipping the bag, inside was a wet person with tied hands and gagged mouth. The naked gay man lifted her out with one hand, looked at her and then at himself, and suddenly a set of clothes appeared on his body The clothes are exactly the same, the upper body is a short-sleeved T-shirt, and the lower body is a knee-length skirt.

Seeing this scene, the woman picked up by him froze in a daze. The combination of the shock of death and the shock just received almost directly destroyed her three views.

"Woooooooo..."

She twisted her body and kept trying to break free, her eyes were full of pleading for help, but the naked man... no, he is no longer a naked man, but a magical boy, he just looked at her with a confused face, Then she pursed her lips: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

In the end, after tossing and tossing for about an hour, the magical boy finally got rid of the rope and the sock in her mouth under the guidance of the girl. As soon as the girl was free, she immediately crawled to the lake to drink water.

Correspondingly, the magical boy also lay down there and drank together.

After drinking the water, the girl sat on a rock and gasped: "Thank you..."

"xi...xi...thank you...thank you..." After a few adaptations, the magical boy finally opened his mouth to speak: "Thank you..."

The girl looked at this guy in astonishment, and then sighed: "It's not you, I'm afraid I'm finished today."

"It's not you, I'm afraid I'm finished today."

"You... only imitate me?"

"You... only imitate me?"

The girl was silent for a moment, then stretched out her hand to him, showing a treacherous smile: "Hello, I will teach you a lot from today onwards, I don't have a name, and those who know me will call me Dibang Tianxing."

"Hello, I will give you a lot of advice from today on. I don't have a name, and everyone who knows me will call me Dibangtianxing."

"Lv Xiaolu's family raised red carp, green carp and donkey, and Li Xiaoli's family raised red donkey, green donkey and carp. The red carp, green carp and donkey of Lu Xiaolu's family should be compared with the red donkey, green donkey and carp of Li Xiaoli's family. Who is greener than red? Lu Xiaolu said that his green carp was greener than Li Xiaoli's green donkey, and Li Xiaoli said her green donkey was greener than Lu Xiaolu's green carp. I don't know if it is Lu Xiaolu's green carp The green donkey of Li Xiaoli’s house is greener than the green carp of Lu Xiaolu’s house. The green carp is greener than the green donkey, and the green donkey is greener than the green carp. In the end, Lu Xiaolu wants to exchange the green carp for Li Xiaoli’s green donkey. Li Xiaoli is not willing to exchange the green donkey for Lu Xiaolu’s green carp. Red carp, green carp and donkey, red donkey, green donkey and carp. I don’t know whether the green carp is greener than the green donkey or the green donkey is greener than the green carp.”

"Lu... ah ah ah."

The magical boy violently crushed a stone.

This girl walked around the gate of hell, but she calmed down quickly after being at a loss for a while. She looked around and found that no one came again. She waved to the person next to her who was wearing the same clothes as herself The magical boy followed.

In fact, she didn't need to say this, the magical boy basically followed wherever she went, so the two of them walked along the mountain road, even if the girl wrestled, the magical boy had to fall with her.

"My brain is broken..." She murmured to herself, but just now she saw with her own eyes how this strange guy lifted herself up without using his hands, and she also saw with her own eyes how he conjured a suit of clothes like hers out of thin air.

When it was daylight, she finally brought this strange guy to her rented house in the urban-rural fringe area. Newspapers in various languages ​​and leftover bags of instant noodles were piled up in the corner of the bed, and washed and unwashed clothes were mixed together on the bed.

"Hey, you can't wear my clothes." Earthburst Star found a newspaper with entertainment and gossip sections from the pile of newspapers, and unfolded it for the magical boy to read: "Wear according to his clothes, you know?"

The magical boy was about to imitate her, but she knocked on the head: "Don't imitate me."

Then the magical boy also knocked her, and then she was knocked out, and fell straight on the bed...

At this time, Gu Tao was curled up on the sofa of Weiwei's house with a pillow in his arms. Weiwei saw him when she went downstairs. She tiptoed carefully and passed by Gu Tao, but she suddenly felt... His hand was grabbed.

"You didn't sleep?"

"I didn't sleep all night." Gu Tao sighed, looking haggard: "Last night I finally realized how fragile I am."

"What's wrong?" Weiwei sat down on the sofa and moved Gu Tao's head to her lap: "Tell me about it."

"I met someone I can't beat." Gu Tao turned over with a wry smile, facing Weiwei's stomach, and hugging her waist with both hands: "It's really a close call, if it doesn't work, I will take you with me." Run away."

Weiwei, who was itchy all over from Gu Tao's exhaled heat, kept twisting her legs, but she didn't push Gu Tao's head away, but said in a trembling voice: "Then...then...then what? "

"Fortunately, I won." Gu Tao sighed: "But I don't know if there will be a next time."

Weiwei could see that Gu Tao was under a lot of pressure, she leaned on the sofa and didn't speak for a long time, she just stroked his hair lightly: "Yes... there will be a solution."

"Yes!" Gu Tao jumped up from Weiwei's lap suddenly: "I want to build a defense mechanism! Call me and tell Xin Chen to come back!"

"Ah? Well, good." Weiwei was overwhelmed by the surprise: "I... just call now."

(End of this chapter)