Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 505 It's Really Where We Don't Meet in Life

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Xiaofeng laughed and rolled on the floor.

"This idiot, he must be in big trouble this time." Xiaofeng succeeds in trickery, and it can be regarded as a heavy blow to Xiaohong. It is said that his master has recalled him, so she ate three chickens for supper to celebrate .

At this time, Gu Tao came out from the kitchen after washing the dishes, and asked cautiously: "Is there... anything else to do?"

"Go and wash the clothes for me." Xiaofeng pointed to the bathroom: "Agou did a good job today. I will take you to join a guild tomorrow."

Gu Tao was laughing in his heart, the red devil is going to attack you, old sister, you probably won't be able to dance for a few days.

Sitting in the bathroom, he picked up a lot of clothes, and Gu Tao began to sort the piles of clothes into different categories. She started wearing black lace in her freshman year of high school, and she was still wearing cotton boxer shorts with strawberries on them...

"The size is really big." Gu Tao picked up a bra and put it on his head: "Oh... Superman."

The washing machine started filling, and Gu Tao sat on the toilet and started playing with his mobile phone. After a while, Xiaofeng came in from the outside: "Agou, come here."

"Oh."

Gu Tao followed and walked over. Xiaofeng pointed to the ground: "Sit down."

"Can't you sit on the sofa?"

"Dogs can't go on the sofa." Xiaofeng shook her head and said, "It's time to teach you the rules."

Okay, okay, don't get on the sofa if you don't get on the sofa, just now you forced yourself to roll on the ground a few times, probably it's okay.

Gu Tao sat on the ground, and Xiaofeng dialed on her cell phone: "Do you know this person?"

Gu Tao took a look and found that it was the sixth son wearing sunglasses and a suit who was walking to the car. He forced himself not to panic and shook his head: "I don't know him."

"This woman is very powerful." Xiaofeng narrowed her eyes: "She will come to Chengdu tomorrow, and we intend to assassinate her."

You are afraid that you will lose your mind, and it is not good to kill anyone, so go and kill the six sons.It depends on whether you die or not.

"But thinking about it, I don't think it's necessary. The prosperity of the world is for profit, and the world's hustle and bustle is for profit. I don't believe that such an excellent woman is willing to help others."

"Who is she...?"

When he asked this question, Gu Tao himself felt stupid, but fortunately Xiaofeng was even stupider and didn't notice his unusual expression at all. He just said with a strategizing look on his face, "It's Gu Tao's Tianzi from the inner sect." Assistant No. [-].”

Assistant?Old sister, that is the daughter-in-law!Daughter-in-law, do you know the concept?

"Yes, she controls half of the base. She is a very capable woman. After discussing with Jin, I am not sure that I can assassinate her, so I plan to secretly bribe her. You will go with me tomorrow. You are very similar. That man, I can discuss with her how to get rid of that man, and then you go to the civet cat to change the prince."

I'm really out of my wits, let's play this dick game with you.

"Would it be dangerous..."

"It doesn't matter how fierce a woman can be."

ha! ?How fierce can a woman be?Old sister, don’t believe it, if you don’t take me tomorrow, you may not come back alive, no matter what kind of Phoenix blood you are, even if you are the mother of Ultraman, you have to kneel before the son of the plane, Just because you said you wanted to kill Sect Master Gu, she can directly pull your chicken head off.

However, it seems that Xiaofeng likes to play this mode very much. It is the most embarrassing to play diplomacy with people even though she is obviously not very intelligent.It is estimated that she did not seek any favors on Kunlun. Although Zhengfeng will not make things difficult for her, at least he will not cooperate with her, and everything is still for Phoenix's sake, and now she suddenly wants to make peace with her. Isn't it crazy for the six sons to cooperate? The six sons are junior junior sisters in the inner sect...

Of course, since she wants to have fun on her own, Gu Tao won't stop her. He really wants to see how far a person can commit suicide. For someone like Xiaofeng who has not died yet, it can really be said that she has no way to stop her. Fucking great fortune.

"You can leave when the clothes are dry, I'm going to broadcast live."

"Oh."

Gu Tao really left after drying his clothes. Then, to test the high-definition camera installed in the afternoon, he observed Xiaofeng taking a bath. The clarity is still very good, but it seems that even monsters sing when they take a bath... …

Early the next morning, Xiaofeng got up from the bed, stretched her waist, picked up her mobile phone and sent a voice in the group: "Good morning, it's [-]:[-] BJ time, everyone should go to bed early and get up early."

After finishing speaking, she came to the balcony as usual, but just after spraying the flowers twice, she found someone was leaving. A short crossbow appeared in her hand, and she walked over with a murderous expression, but she could see Gu Tao was there Wrapping an apron to beat eggs, there are fried steamed buns and noodles that have been soaked in water.

"Why are you here?"

"Yesterday you asked me to come." Gu Tao turned his head: "You said, remember to make breakfast tomorrow morning."

"Did I say anything?"

"Yes, otherwise why would I come..."

"That's right..." Xiaofeng looked down at her pajamas and found that she didn't seem to be wearing any underwear, so she hurried back to her room.

But Gu Tao glanced back, and whispered: "You said a fart, I said you can't remember."

He just wanted to test Xiaofeng's memory. Now it seems that she is indeed a person whose IQ can't keep up with her appearance. Gu Tao insisted that she asked him to come here. As long as she repeats it twice, she will definitely doubt it. My own, and 80.00% of a person is talking nonsense every day, but anyone who is not high enough in IQ or not focused enough must not remember what he said.

In retrospect, she was neither focused enough nor smart enough.

Gu Tao really felt that he was such a scumbag that he was actually playing a fool who was easily distracted.

When she changed her clothes and came out, the breakfast was already on the table. The ability to serve pregnant women and children is definitely not a bragging rights. The breakfast is obviously only eggs, noodles and fried steamed buns, but it is colorful and fragrant by Gu Tao. Everything.

The steamed buns are wrapped in liquid egg, and they are golden and beautiful. The eggs are also soft-boiled eggs floating on a bowl of plain noodles. There are different seasonings in front of the noodles, whether it is vinegar, pepper, or chili, what do you need? After being added, the alkaline water noodles that have been soaked in cold water exude the aroma of wheat and the unique taste of soy sauce.

"Good job."

Xiaofeng finished eating the noodles carefully, took a bite of the crunchy and fragrant steamed buns, and hummed with satisfaction: "I'm a good dog, I can't tell."

"It should be." Gu Tao smiled flatteringly at the side: "Are you satisfied?"

"Okay!" Xiaofeng nodded with satisfaction: "How do you wash clothes without staining?"

Gu Tao was stunned for a moment, and was silent for a long time: "Wash separately..."

"Is it that simple?"

if not!
"Yes." Gu Tao nodded: "Wash separately."

"Something."

No, Miss.There is something wrong with your definition of something. It is common sense to separate laundry into colors, inside and outside. Why does it feel so magical in your mouth?You have no life content...

"Come Doudou." Xiaofeng called the stupid teddy. After the dog came, she pointed at the dog and said to Gu Tao: "From now on, it will be your big brother."

"Hehe..." Gu Tao chuckled lightly.

The dog looked at Gu Tao and shrank back in fright, barking and screaming. Xiaofeng didn't catch it, and ran into the cage as soon as it landed, trembling...

"Strange, what's going on? Doudou?"

"You scared it?"

"How dare I." Gu Tao spread his hands, "It's the big brother."

Xiaofeng also scratched his head: "Forget it, that's it for this silly dog. Let's go, get ready to set off to find that woman."

"Oh well."

When Xiaofeng went out first, Gu Tao looked back at the frightened teddy, and the dog knelt down directly for him.

It's really strange... What even a dog can see, Xiaofeng can't see. The power of the Eye of Darkness flows through Gu Tao.

But it's not sure, because Gu Tao can clearly feel that Xiaofeng's power is actually suppressing the eyes of darkness. After all, it is the blood of the Phoenix. It is normal for her to not see darkness in her eyes, but Jin is a bit strange. , Gu Tao always felt that there was something weird about him.

"When you see that woman later, don't say anything and I'll do the talking. Do you understand?"

"understood."

"Today we will go over and tell her that we can fight or talk. If we talk, the door is open. If we fight, we will stay with her until the end."

"You...you just learned the word from journalism, right?"

"Well, how did you know?" Xiaofeng smiled, "I think it's so handsome."

Because I think it is difficult to understand the actual meaning of this word with your IQ. Just such a thing, what is the reason why Xiu Ling regards it as a cunning and treacherous person?Gu Tao believes that all the answers to the mystery should be on that person, Gu Tao can't understand that person, he doesn't talk much, his face is expressionless, and his eyes don't fluctuate. If such a person is not a lump, Or an absolute old fox.

Gu Tao prefers the latter option and would like to get to know this person if he has the opportunity.

Arriving at Liuzi's temporary residence, Xiaofeng really rushed in. The hidden guards around him were dumbfounded, but when they saw Gu Tao standing there, no one knew what happened, but no one dared to ask.

"Tell me, is this person too confident or too careless? Such an important person doesn't have a single guard?"

"I have no idea."

Sister, it’s because I am their leader and they dare not stop me.

But when they came to the living area of ​​the six sons behind, there were two guards at the door, one was trained by Gu Tao himself, and the other was also trained by Gu Tao himself...

When they saw Gu Tao and a beautiful woman coming, they were stunned for a moment, but they opened the door directly.

"Yeah?" Xiaofeng came in through the door with a face full of surprise: "It's so strange."

At this time, Liu Zi was sitting at his desk looking at the documents, and he hadn't seen Liu Zi's dark circles for a few days, which should be due to the recent work pressure.

She heard footsteps and raised her head, just in time to see Xiaofeng and behind Xiaofeng...

"Hold the grass..." she yelled, and then saw Gu Tao winking, and the six sons immediately understood: "How did you get in, and what are the people outside doing!"

Xiaofeng sat down on the chair in front of her loudly, folded her arms: "Little girl, do you know that you have saved your life?"

Gu Tao covered his face with his hands from behind, but his consciousness had already been transformed into a voice signal and transmitted to the six sons: "The daughter of the phoenix, one of the great lords of the last 33 days, is on the same level as the Red Devil, she is a fool, she has a brain."

(End of this chapter)