Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 46 No matter how dangerous the outside world is, a boy is still a boy
Weiwei's cooking standards are getting higher and higher, so high that even though Gu Tao is already very full, he still managed to eat two bowls of rice. It was like an Indonesian python that swallowed a whole person, and he didn't want to kill him Move it.

"The meal you brought me back then, I just ate it this morning." After eating, Gu Tao lazily walked over to the carpet. There was half an iced watermelon next to him, the kind you eat with a spoon. Experience It's more than three times better than cutting it up: "By the way, I saw you were going out this morning. Are you not afraid anymore?"

"It's much better." Weiwei came out of the kitchen, took off her apron and rubber gloves, sat on the small stool beside Gu Tao, took a sip of warm black tea, "Why can I still eat it after so long? "

"I have a special way to keep fresh." Gu Tao chuckled, "Where are you going in the morning?"

"I found a job this year and worked as a tea art teacher in a tea ceremony training class." Weiwei said with a smile, "I planned to visit in the morning, but I won't go when you come."

"Oh, Weiwei has already started working." Gu Tao rested his head on Weiwei's feet: "It seems that you are really not afraid of people anymore?"

"If there are a lot of people, I'm still a little nervous." Weiwei propped her chin and looked out the window naturally: "But I still can't get along with people, I don't know when to say something, and I always offend people. "

Offend?Offending people is right, even if she is very good at talking, the person who should be offended will still be offended. Among other things, the jealousy of those female colleagues is enough for Weiwei to drink a pot, let alone those who beg It's strange that ugly men and ugly women can say anything nice when they get together.

And Wei Wei obviously didn't know what was wrong with her, so she was hated by people for no reason, but Gu Tao thought it didn't matter to her, because she was almost equal to social death, and everything outside was not important to her. What the hell, the gossip between colleagues can't hurt Weiwei herself at this stage, and it doesn't matter to those who are farther away.

"Why don't you go to work and I'll take a look with you?"

"This... isn't it said that I'm going to buy vegetables this afternoon?" Weiwei tilted her head and looked at Gu Tao: "I've already decided not to go."

"You can buy vegetables at any time, and it's the same when you come back." Gu Tao scratched Weiwei's instep with a fringe under the sofa: "Anyway, I have nothing to do, go and see your working environment .”

Weiwei shrank back carefully because her feet were itchy, lowered her head and whispered: "Okay."

"I found out that you don't stutter anymore, except just now."

"That... that... that's because..." Her voice became smaller and smaller, until it was almost inaudible at the end.

"Because you're so excited to see me?" Gu Tao bounced off the ground, and then lay down on the sofa in another position: "Why am I so attractive?"

"Smelly."

After a short lunch break, around 02:30 in the afternoon, Weiwei put on a sun hat and led Gu Tao out. Gu Tao was teaching her the process of her own super-evolution along the way. Although Weiwei couldn't understand it at all, she She was still listening carefully, showing a puzzled expression from time to time, but she didn't interrupt Gu Tao, letting him chatter about the changes in her body.

"The oxygen utilization rate has doubled. In fact, the oxygen in the air can be better used. Under the same oxygen concentration, my blood oxygen content has doubled. Now I have strength and much stronger than before."

"Really?" It was finally time for Weiwei to understand. She raised her head and looked at Gu Tao's face as she walked, "But it doesn't seem to have changed."

"If you don't believe me, try it."

After finishing speaking, Gu Tao directly hugged Weiwei. The weight of more than 80 jin was as easy as lifting a pot of boiling water in his hands, but Weiwei screamed in surprise. When looking at her, she hurriedly buried her face in Gu Tao's chest, so ashamed.

"Look, I was very weak before." Gu Tao put Weiwei back on the ground, pointed at his waist with a smile: "Ahhh, my waist is my waist. Do you still remember?"

Weiwei burst into laughter, that was the first time they met, he sprained his waist because of the six sons who jumped off the wall, when he was lying on the ground, he looked like a rascal, Weiwei still can't remember I remember very clearly.

"By the way, when I was resting just now, I checked your terminal records, and the protection program was activated four times?" Gu Tao took advantage of the opportunity to hold Weiwei's hand wearing the watch and raised it up: "This."

"Well, there were two times that were particularly dangerous. One of them, a muck truck rushed towards me. I was so frightened that I stopped there and didn't dare to move, and then the car was suddenly overturned on the spot. " Weiwei smiled, her eyes turned into two small crescent moons: "I thought it was a coincidence, but later I realized that it was you who were protecting me."

"It's not me, it's the Titan Guardian."

"Titan... Guardian?"

"That's right, a rectangular robot with a height of 12 meters and a width of 15 meters is right above your head." Gu Tao pointed upwards: "Before I left, I started the guard program."

Weiwei covered her mouth in surprise: "Is it...always by my side?"

"Well, it's been there all the time. It's been watching you while you're taking a shower, and it's been recording the whole process." Gu Tao pointed to his watch: "I've seen it all."

"Ah!" Weiwei called out, her face flushed brightly, "Really...really?"

"Fake." Gu Tao spread his hands: "I won't do such a dirty thing, I will tell you when I want to see it, and you won't refuse anyway."

"Who says I won't refuse." Weiwei rolled her eyes, but she didn't let go of Gu Tao's hand: "I won't show you, Liuliu is right, you are a pervert .”

"Haha, then you should be careful tonight." Gu Tao narrowed his eyes and purposely looked Weiwei up and down with a wretched expression: "As an observer, if I can't see such trivial things, my life will not be in vain."

"You dare!" Weiwei pursed her lips, coquettishly using that thin voice: "If you dare, I... I will add three times the pepper to your meal tomorrow."

Gu Tao looked at Weiwei, then leaned close to her ear and whispered, "Actually, I've seen all of you very early on. When I was scanning you, the clothes didn't exist at all."

After speaking, he ran away, and Weiwei was stunned for a moment, and immediately chased after him angrily. The two of them were like children sweating recklessly in the hot midsummer afternoon sun.

After all, Weiwei's physical strength is not as good as that of Gu Tao who has undergone a super-evolution. After a while, he squatted on the ground out of breath. Gu Tao, who had been deliberately controlling his speed, slowly turned back and squatted on Weiwei In front of him: "Tired?"

"Well..." Weiwei took a deep breath: "My physical strength is still very weak, Liuliu is much stronger than me."

"How can you compare yourself to the Monkey King?" Gu Tao turned around: "Come up, I'll carry you on my back."

"Carry... Carry me? No... not good."

"Oh, the sun is so big, let you help cover the sun."

Hearing that Gu Tao was running the train with his mouth full again, Weiwei laughed, and then she really climbed onto his back. Gu Tao stood up, and Weiwei hooked his neck and lay on his back. It fits well, if it wasn't for Gu Tao's T-shirt with compound fertilizer printed on it, the other scenes are completely unique to idol dramas.

"As for me, if you look at it from the perspective of the earth, I am a very worthless and incapable person." Gu Tao walked slowly with Weiwei on his back: "I am poor and do not want to make progress, anyway, I am very useless people."

"You're talking nonsense." Weiwei said angrily, "Xin Chen said that you are stronger than him, that you are the most capable person in the world."

"Can I exchange my skills for money? I promised Luke... Luke is my old superior. Before the Centaur set off, I swore an oath." Gu Tao looked forward: "I will not be infected. The progress of the world, this is my oath and pride, so... I probably won't be very rich in this life."

"I have, I have a lot of money, and I can't use it up." Weiwei whispered on Gu Tao's shoulder, and the breath made Gu Tao's ears itch: "I'll just support you."

"You said it, let me tell you that I don't mind being a rice bug." Gu Tao chuckled: "I'm the best at eating and drinking."

"But, you have to protect me well..." After Weiwei said this, she put her head on his shoulder: "Although it's strange, I feel different when I see you. Anyway... Anyway... Do you think I'm cheap?"

"Wow, it's bad for you to say that. In fact, I'm so handsome, most girls can't help it, I... Hey, hey! It hurts!"

When Gu Tao was bragging, he suddenly felt a huge pain in his shoulder. The touch was like being bitten by someone's teeth, and it was real, desperately biting.

"Wrong, I'm wrong, can't you let go first..." Gu Tao trembled from the pain: "If the pain continues, the protection plan will start."

Weiwei let go of her mouth, and suddenly made a very bold move. She suddenly kissed Gu Tao's neck forcefully, very forcefully.Anyway, for her, this is already an extremely outrageous behavior.

Gu Tao was also stunned for a moment: "Speaking of...are you chasing after me?"

"Yeah!" Weiwei nodded vigorously: "After you left, I have missed you more and more over the past year..."

"Unexpected..." Gu Tao sighed: "I also have today. You know that after I came to Earth, most people regarded me as mentally retarded and mentally ill."

"They're all stupid." Weiwei pouted and said, "But...you know, actually, Liuliu never believed that you were dead. Xin Chen believed it and so did I, but she just didn't believe it."

"why?"

"Because she cast lots before you left."

"Hahahaha... The Monkey King is the Monkey King, but it's better to be simple."

"No no no no." Weiwei shook her head quickly: "I think...she has a very magical power. As long as she does the multiple-choice questions, there is nothing wrong. Every time we go out, she will buy a scratch-off ticket, Every time I win, the most is 20! The less is [-]! She never fails."

When Gu Tao heard it, he was excited: "She still has this ability?"

"Well, even Xin Chen can't explain it."

"Of course he can't explain it." Gu Tao chuckled: "I'll study it carefully when she comes back."

Weiwei nodded: "She is also waiting for you to come back and give her an answer...Gu Tao, promise me, okay?"

"Hey, it's strange for you to talk like this. You should ask the question first, and then ask me if it's okay. There is a problem with your proposition."

"I don't care, you promise me first."

"You are cheating."

Weiwei shook her body desperately behind Gu Tao, and Gu Tao quickly compromised: "Okay, I promise you, I promise you."

"Well..." Weiwei became quiet again, and whispered to Gu Tao: "Except for me, no matter how many girls there are in the future, no matter how good-looking or outstanding, you can't have anyone else except Liuliu."

"Your request is too much." Gu Tao shook his head: "And... why is it that monkey."

"Because...you belong to her, Xin Chen said. I took away her good luck. I should quit, but I don't want to." Weiwei put her face on Gu Tao's shoulder: "I I used to see things about fate on the Internet, and I didn't believe it at first, but... But after seeing you, I finally know that feeling, and I really can't bear to quit."

Sure enough... Sure enough, boys can't be ugly. If they are ugly, then he will never know how far those girls can take the initiative. This world is really unfair, Gu Tao sighed silently.

"Speaking of your conscience, do you like me because I'm handsome?"

"Are you handsome Xin Chen?"

Speaking of this problem... Gu Tao admits that Xin Chen can no longer be described as handsome. Although he likes to stay at home and play games, krypton gold, buy figurines, drink fat house happy water, lick paper man's wife, life It can be so rough that it is unimaginable, but he is indeed the most handsome man Gu Tao has ever seen. Even though Gu Tao is very confident in himself, he is dwarfed by Xin Chen.

"Why don't you compare me to the uncle who sells siu mai at your intersection?"

"You also know that you are not as good as Xin Chen." Weiwei laughed softly: "Okay, okay, anyway, don't get entangled in this matter, I don't like him, and he doesn't like me either."

"Actually, what surprised me even more is that there are girls who like me, who rides shared bicycles like trash."

Weiwei hit Gu Tao on the back of the head with her forehead: "Trash can't drive a spaceship!"

"I have one more question at the end!" Gu Tao cleared his throat: "Why do you know that I am an alien, and still stick to me?"

"Maybe I'm easier to accept these things than Liuliu, you know, I've actually died once." Weiwei's voice is soft, and Gu Tao likes her voice very much: "If...you have I have to leave one day, will you take me away?"

"Don't worry." Gu Tao sighed: "I can't leave, I won't be able to leave in this life."

"why?"

"Because..." Gu Tao looked up at the sky: "The mother planet will only send a rescue team once, but this time... they may have sent a stupid beep."

"Stop swearing in the future."

"Oh, when I say swear words, they are just modal particles. I don't mean to curse."

(End of this chapter)