Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 44 made you laugh.

Gu Tao felt like he had a dream. He dreamed that he had returned to his mother planet. He ate and drank spicy food all day long. He became the youngest member of parliament ever. He also joined the Ethics Committee and became a maintainer. He lived in No. [-] Empire Garden Center In that sky garden that can only be dreamed of, countless girls are crazy about him.

This day is really comfortable.

In the Imperial Garden Center, you can experience the sea breeze of the south, hot dances and delicious food prepared with primitive methods, as well as dark-skinned, healthy but beautiful girls without leaving home.

In recognition of his great achievements, the parent star gave him a very high honor, and even allowed him to have his own interstellar laboratory and senior team. He is not only the youngest member of parliament, the maintainer, but also the youngest member of the meta-human university. professor.

Everyday life is like this——

Get up from the [-]-square-meter liquid bed in the morning, and the nanny will prepare a delicate and delicious breakfast for him to eat while washing. After breakfast, take a nice hot bath, then change clothes and go to the laboratory Strolling around, verifying the test results of yesterday's assistants, having lunch with a group of friends at the most famous local restaurant, everyone chatting about popular actresses, laughing obscenely from time to time, in the afternoon he will go to the ethics committee meeting, Discuss with the high-level officials of the entire Federation how to better allow human beings to develop sustainably.

In the evening, the shuttle will take him directly to his home on the 770th floor. The family dog ​​will wait for him on the tarmac. After entering the house, he finds that his girlfriend has prepared a birthday surprise, including his favorite dishes, exquisite gifts and sexy lingerie.

"Does this exist on our planet?" Gu Tao pointed to the persimmons on the table: "If I remember correctly, this kind of food that is prone to allergies has already been improved."

"Eat it as soon as I let you eat it, what are you doing with so much nonsense?"

His girlfriend suddenly spoke with her back to him. Gu Tao raised his head and felt a little dazed because the voice was familiar and the tone was even more familiar.

"That... who are you?"

"Who am I?" The girlfriend turned around and raised her eyebrows: "Tell me one more thing!"

Gu Tao stared at the face in front of him, and then his face suddenly turned pale, and a voice sounded in his heart, "Get up! Get up! This is a nightmare! Get up!"

But the call didn't work. The woman in front of him was already approaching him. This oppressive feeling made Gu Tao subconsciously want to activate the armor, but found that the trigger on his wrist was gone...

At this moment, he suddenly remembered the body's self-protection function, he ran straight to the window without saying a word, opened his arms and jumped down.

The height of more than 700 floors is enough for him to fly for a while. As the speed gets faster and faster, he gets closer and closer to the ground, and then when he is about to fall into the ground, his consciousness suddenly becomes blurred.

"Boom!"

With a muffled sound, Gu Tao, who suddenly sat up, hit the protective cover of the repair cabin heavily, which made his head dizzy for a while.

"Oh my god..." Gu Tao pressed the button next to his forehead, the cover slowly opened, and he sat up from the top with a mud-like liquid, rubbing his forehead: "Satania, my body How's the index?"

"Captain, everything is fine. Welcome back."

Gu Tao let out a long breath: "I'm alive, right?"

"That's right, Captain."

I don't know if Gu Tao has been hallucinating after sleeping for too long. He always feels that there is joy and uncontrollable excitement in Satania's voice that only human beings can have.

"How long have I been asleep?"

"Seventeen months, Captain."

Seventeen months! ! !

Gu Tao jumped out of the repair cabin with a bang, rushed into the cleaning room and did a quick cleaning, then got dressed and sat in front of the console: "Retrieve my data from the past seventeen months."

Satania quickly pulled out the data record, which clearly recorded all the data changes of Gu Tao during this period, but only the part where he was broken into pieces was hidden.

"So, the super-evolution of my first gene lock unlocking is a [-]% increase in oxygen conversion rate and the ability to breathe underwater?"

"Or more than that, your neurons, bones and cells are twelve times stronger than before, enough to withstand the pressure of 500 meters of seawater."

Gu Tao covered his face and smiled wryly: "After tossing me for more than a year, after a long time, I evolved into a fish?"

"Not exactly." Satania said mechanically, "It's a mermaid."

"When did you learn to tell bad jokes?" Gu Tao didn't pay attention to this, and went outside to take out the big bowl of rice kept in the fresh-keeping room: "I'm very hungry."

"Hunger comes quickly after reactivating visceral activity."

"Okay, I see." Gu Tao wiped his mouth, opened the lid of the rice that had been sealed for more than a year, and the aroma of the food inside burst out immediately, which made Gu Tao who had been hungry for more than a year Can't stand it.

When I saw the food, I thought of Weiwei. I don't know if her condition has improved after more than a year?Is there a new life... I hope there is. It's better not to stay where you are.

There are also Liu Zi and Xin Chen, those two guys, especially Liu Zi, I hope she can be more normal.

Gu Tao’s wake-up meal is very rich, including peeled crab legs, fresh stewed meat, steaming braised beef and rich gravy. Although this large portion is enough for two or three people, Gu Tao doesn’t care about those at all. Let go and eat.

"Captain, I don't recommend you to overeat, it's not good for your body."

"I know." The greasy Gu Tao raised his head and sighed: "I just don't know if I will have the chance to eat her cooking again."

Yes, they haven't appeared for more than a year. Gu Tao doesn't know what they have become. Maybe someone who is more suitable than him to inherit the Taoist sect appears by Xin Chen's side, and maybe someone who can give Weiwei full security A boy who is more in tune with her six sons may be by her side, and there may be someone who is more in tune with her six sons waiting silently there.

Humans are the most complex creatures in the world. Humans have round heads, and anything is possible.And if that happens, Gu Tao will set foot on the road of wandering again without hesitation.

"Satania, I'm going out for a while, you are ready for short-distance teleportation, the next stop we may go to the Amazon forest, where there are many animals and plants that need to be analyzed." Gu Tao stretched his waist: "Huh? Not implemented."

"I don't think you should indulge in speculation."

"Did I warn you not to interfere with my thoughts?"

"Yes, but I am obliged to appease your depression. I have detected your depression."

"When did I feel down? I'm fine." Gu Tao showed a bright smile: "Look."

"You don't need to perfuse me, I just hope you don't deceive yourself."

"Fuck." Gu Tao threw his chopsticks: "All right, all right, let me go and see them! Where's my jacket?"

"Here's a little reminder, it's summer outside."

Gu Tao was silent for a while, then muttered with a dark face: "I made you laugh."

"You're welcome, it should be."

"I'm not being polite to you."

(End of this chapter)