Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 429 My wife has a brain hole
"Miss Xin, go in first."

Chen Ruiqiu is also a little irritable, his self-cultivation is not bad, but he can't handle it like this, how could he come here to eat and drink so shamelessly?Why don't you just invite his wife to have a meal, and there's nothing else to do, as for?As for being so stingy?
Wait, is this stingy?It's not like that. If it's stingy, it should be scolding my wife and then not allowing her to go out to eat with others. How can a stingy person ask himself to join in? I'm afraid this person is... just for the sake of eating. Bar.

But Chen Ruiqiu can't figure it out, he has seen countless women, fat and thin, celebrities and grassroots, whether it is the first love of the nation or the head of the family, where has he seen an existence like the woman in front of him?There is nothing to say about looks, if no matter how beautiful a woman is, people will find her faults, then Liu Zi is the one who is absolutely impossible to find faults with. You may not like her, but you will definitely not attack her on her appearance.

It goes without saying how powerful she is. She is not running a company that sells agricultural and sideline products but a security company that deals with real guns. Disobedient, with a well-behaved appearance, to be honest, even Chen Ruiqiu wondered if there was something wrong with his family's business.

There is also character, her character is the best among the women Chen Ruiqiu has ever seen, not one of them.She doesn't pretend to be pitiful or innocent, neither deliberately strong nor deliberately weak, everything is very fresh and natural, and it is very comfortable to deal with her.

The only pity is that she is already married...

Thinking of this, Rachel Chen became angrier and angrier. She was so angry that she wanted to burn her husband's ashes into balls and put them in the bathroom to absorb the smell.

While talking, the tattered van slowly drove from a distance and got into the parking lot. After a while, Gu Tao trotted all the way from the parking lot and appeared in front of Liu Zi.

"Why did you come here..." Liu Zi stepped forward and helped him tidy up his clothes: "Are you tired?"

"Are you sick?" Gu Tao reached out and touched her forehead: "I don't have a fever."

"Get out, you're sick, aren't you cheap, you don't want to talk to you."

"Oh? That's right, that's the smell."

"Bitch."

Bringing Gu Tao to Chen Ruiqiu, the six sons smiled and held Gu Tao's hand and introduced: "Mr. Chen, this is my husband, Gu Tao."

Gu Tao pulled out his hand and reached out to Chen Ruiqiu: "Hello."

"This is my partner, Chen Ruiqiu, Mr. Chen."

Chen Ruiqiu didn't react for a while, but soon subconsciously stretched out her hand: "Hello."

After saying "Hello", Rachel Chen's heart was as sharp as a knife.Listen... listen to their introductions. One is my husband, the other is a partner, not even a friend.How sad, sad! ! !When Chen Rachel looked at Gu Tao, he always felt that the ordinary person in front of him was a bit too ordinary. He was wearing a white shirt, black suit pants, black leather shoes, keys hanging on his waist, and sleeves rolled up at his elbows. This look looked familiar to him. Suddenly, he suddenly remembered, didn't his junior high school teacher look like this?That greasy middle-aged bald man.

Although the person in front of him is not greasy, and his looks are not bad, but...how can he be worthy of a goddess like Xin Liuzi with his appearance?This is really hating the heavens for being unfair, and thinking about Liu Zi's tactful and Cheng Huan appearance under this thin, thin and indistinguishable weak scholar, his heart will explode.And he actually drove that kind of broken car?Miss Xin is making a lot of money every day, but he actually drives that kind of broken car! ! !Is this self-improvement?No, absolutely not, this is simply embarrassing Miss Xin.

What a shame! ! !
"Okay, let's go in, it's very hot outside." Sixth Son held Gu Tao's hand and said to Chen Ruiqiu, "You have to thank Mr. Chen very much today."

"Thank you." Gu Tao said with a smile: "To be honest, I eat in the cafeteria every day, and sometimes I want to change my taste."

Eating canteen...is this what people say?Actually eat canteen?Miss Xin actually married a man who eats canteen?What the hell is going on in this world?Is this true love?Chen Ruiqiu's brain was about to explode, he was a pretty good person, but he was distorted by jealousy.

This is a very high-end French restaurant. The main dishes are baked snails with cheese, seafood brought in by air, and seafood boiled in seawater. The price can be said to be very expensive.Liu Zi didn't care at all, she thought this kind of place was similar to a cafeteria, but Gu Tao was interested in studying the menu after ordering.

"Where is Mr. Gu's high school?"

"Me?" Gu Tao, who was looking at the menu, raised his head: "I teach."

Liu Zi glanced at him sideways, and then added to him: "He's still a civil servant."

"Oh, yes." Gu Tao nodded: "I used to be a civil servant, but later I went to support education."

Chen Ruiqiu was silent for a moment: "How did Mr. Gu meet Miss Xin?"

As soon as Gu Tao mentioned this, he immediately got excited. He rolled up his sleeves above his elbows: "Let me tell you, this is really the worst thing I have ever suffered in my life. Buy and sell by force, you know, I was fooled." Tricked into boarding a pirate ship."

"Did I make you feel so wronged?" Liu Zi narrowed his eyes, and bursts of murderous aura came slowly: "You'd better make it clear."

"But we've been together for so long, so I got used to it. Later I found out that she's pretty good occasionally." Gu Tao sighed: "Theoretically, she's not good enough for me, she misses me... I... I... ...How lucky I am, right? Look at my six sons, they are beautiful, dignified and generous."

After saying this, the six sons took the knife from Gu Tao's waist. In fact, they were really showing their affection, but their way of affection was a little different, which is difficult for ordinary people to accept.So Chen Ruiqiu really took Gu Tao's words seriously, how dare a small rural teacher say that Liu Zi is not good enough for him?How much courage does it take to say such a thing?And after he finished speaking, Liu Zi didn't look unhappy, but seemed to be used to it.

He forcibly restrained the urge to stab Gu Tao to death with a fork, and insisted on putting on a smiling face: "Mr. Gu really knows how to joke...Miss Xin is already the best girl I've ever seen."

"That means you haven't met Weiwei, Eucalyptus, or Tifa."

"Hey, I'll put up with everyone else, if you talk about Tifa again, I'll turn my face off."

"Okay, okay... I was wrong." Gu Tao slapped himself twice: "Just don't say anything."

At this time, the six sons turned their heads and explained to Chen Ruiqiu: "Tifa is my lifelong enemy, crushing me in every way."

Chen Ruiqiu: "???"

All-round crushing?What a joke!How could someone possibly crush Xin Liuzi in all aspects?This is impossible, this is simply a fantasy! ! !
After a brief emotional explosion, Chen Rachel asked with trembling hands and a smile: "Mr. Gu, why don't you come to help Miss Xin? Being a teacher is very hard and you can't make much money, so you might as well help Miss Xin. She is very hard now. "

Gu Tao was taken aback by these words: "Are you working hard?"

"Digging..." Liu Zi cursed secretly, then looked at Gu Tao sweetly and said with a smile, "It's not hard..."

"Tell me if it's hard work."

The idiot just told you... I told you that I was going to be transferred. I finally developed into this way, and when the time comes, I will be able to get along with that little showy hoof.Damn... I can't bear it.

"Don't worry, it's not hard."

Chen Ruiqiu scratched her head, and asked in a half-joking tone: "Mr. Gu, how much do you pay for a month as a rural teacher? It's not convenient to say it."

"Probably...the insurance or something was deducted. It's in the early fifteenth." Gu Tao thought for a while, and then added: "There is no money for food and lodging."

Fifteen thousand... Fifteen thousand.Chen Ruiqiu glanced at the three beautifully plated snails in front of Gu Tao. The three big snails alone cost more than 700. The money is too little...

"No." At this moment, Liu Zi frowned and asked suddenly: "Mr. Chen, what exactly do you want to ask? Don't you just want to prove that my husband is not good enough for me? I'm telling you that you are so boring."

"That was not what I meant."

"Hehe, don't you think he is very stupid?" Liu Zi pointed to Gu Tao: "Although I also think he is a stupid critic, but it's really no one's turn to talk about him."

Gu Tao was stunned for a moment: "Although others say I am a melon, sometimes I am a group of witty."

"Stop being clever." Liu Zi was a little angry: "Can't you see that he is looking for superiority in you?"

"Ah? You can see it." Gu Tao looked at Chen Ruiqiu with a smile: "Don't be surprised, she is such a virtue, she will always make people very embarrassed. In fact, you don't have to try to find a balance. I am really qualified in all aspects. Not as good as you, but you are definitely not as good as me in one thing."

Chen Ruiqiu was a little distracted, the feeling of being pointed at the nose by the goddess was terrible: "Huh?"

"Mr. Chen is still single, right?" Gu Tao stretched out his hand and hugged Liu Zi's shoulders: "Look, I have a super powerful daughter-in-law. You are inferior to me in this regard, and it is very difficult to surpass me in this life."

"Wow!" Liu Zi raised his head and looked at Gu Tao: "Today, the little mouth is smeared with honey."

At this point, Chen Ruiqiu didn't speak anymore, just ate food silently, and then poured himself wine, and then he became the only one who ate French food to get himself drunk, lying on his seat without moving, and in the end it was Gu Tao who ended up getting drunk. After he paid the bill, he slapped his thigh: "Damn, it's a loss. Three people eat more than 4 yuan. With this money, I asked Lao Zheng to cook a full banquet for me. What kind of broken wine, more than 8000 a bottle, It's not as strong as the sorghum wine brewed by Lao Zheng himself."

Six sons rubbed their chins and looked at Chen Ruiqiu with evil eyes: "Why don't we kill him, wrap his head in a plastic bag, and hang him on the street lamp at the gate of their house."

"You can do it, okay." Gu Tao pinched Liu Zi's face: "This person is not a bad person, he just likes you. If he likes you, he will die, so I won't cut him into pieces."

"My God!!!" Liu Zi drank some wine, and leaned on Gu Tao's shoulder with a reddish face: "Did you take the wrong medicine today? Your mouth is so sweet, and you have a set of earthy love stories."

"I do this every day." Gu Tao took the untouched main dish in front of Chen Ruiqiu and ate it: "It's just that you haven't seen me for a long time."

"Why eat other people's leftovers..." Liu Zi stretched out his hand to grab Gu Tao's plate.

But Gu Tao blocked her: "I have a student named Huang Lei. He collects all the food on the ground and raises more than a dozen chickens behind the school. If the steamed buns fall on the ground, he will also pick them up. Continue to eat. Then I asked him why he was like this, and he replied, 'Master, have you ever been hungry?'”

"To be precise, I have never been hungry, at least not as hungry as him. So, I did an experiment, and I didn't eat anything except drinking water for five days." Gu Tao laughed: "You Guess what?"

The six sons stared at Gu Tao with big eyes and shook their heads silently.

"Let's not talk about this kind of clean and untouched food, even the things in the slop bucket, as long as I see them, my eyes will glow green." Gu Tao ate with big mouthfuls, and wiped his mouth after swallowing. , and continued: "I just realized that survival is the number one thing in the world. Before survival, everything else can be given up."

But then he held Liu Zi's hand: "But the hunger during that time also gave me time to weigh an important issue, that is, if survival is more important to you, Weiwei, or the child, then I think I would not choose to survive."

"Wow..." Liu Zi hugged Gu Tao's arm tightly: "You forgot Sister Eucalyptus."

"No, I haven't forgotten." Gu Tao shook his head: "Comparatively speaking, Gu Tao will not be in any danger. Given her level, if she is in danger in turn, maybe it won't be too big for me to give up my life. You may not know the usefulness. In fact, with the blessing of equipment, she is no longer weaker than Phoenix. It’s just that she is cowardly, but it’s okay to be a little cowardly. She doesn’t need to risk her life. I’m here.”

"By the way...husband..." It is rare for the sixth son to call Gu Tao in such a sweet and greasy voice, and he was really coaxed to be happy today: "You didn't take what the grandson said just now, did you?"

"What did he say?"

"Okay, it's alright."

In fact, Liu Zi understands very well that everything she owns now is actually based on Gu Tao's foundation. Even if Gu Tao gives an order, all the elites under her will leave. Compared with the people who came out of the base, the five scumbags are not worth mentioning at all.

"You too, don't lose your temper at every turn." Gu Tao pinched Liu Zi's nose pamperingly: "You are no longer a child, your child will call you mother."

"No matter..." Liu Zi shook his head vigorously: "Who is not a baby?"

And after that, after Gu Tao finished eating, the six sons pointed to the drunk Chen Ruiqiu and asked, "What's wrong with this guy?"

"What else can we do? Just send him home." Gu Tao helped Chen Rachel up: "Why don't you throw him into the river?"

"it is good!"

(End of this chapter)