Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 397

Qing Yuzi, who got a set back by relying on shame, told Gu Tao flatteredly that if he wanted to eat beef in the future, he would come here directly, and the bill would be free forever.And Gu Tao looked at this old ass... thinking that even if he came to eat every day, he would not be able to get back his money. The cost of this set is millions, or the cost of materials after excluding the cost of technology. How much beef is this enough to eat?
Sapphire like a dog.

"Stop playing."

"This is really fun." Xiu Ling fiddled with the weapon that can change its shape like a child: "Really, any weapon can be used! Do you think, if it is a sound stream, what effect will it have if played in unison? "

"Didn't you say you have seen the world?"

Xiu Ling looked up at the weapon she had turned into a meteor hammer, tilted her head and thought for a while: "It smells so good."

"Okay, I'll go home and watch the kids, what should you do."

"I'll go too, my apprentice is still there."

Gu Tao, who hadn't come home for a week, stabbed his sister with a beard the first thing he did when he returned home, and then he was kicked by Liu Zifei and fell on the bed. Holding her sister in her arms, she looked at Gu Tao warily.

"Are you fucking sick? As soon as you come back, you will torment the child." Liu Zi pointed at Gu Tao and cursed: "The child's skin is very delicate, you prick the fart."

"Oh..." Gu Tao rolled over and sat up: "Where is the little bastard? I'll stab him."

"You dare." At this time, sister Tifa came out from behind holding her trembling younger brother: "You try."

Gu Tao sat there looking at the elder sister hugged by Xiu Ling and the younger brother Tifa was hugging, thinking that these two little things might be scary when they grow up.One side is a big shot in the world of secret arts. After 20 years, she should be a top tycoon in spiritual practice. Judging from Kunlun's current reform efforts, her power at that time must be very terrifying.And Tifa herself is a cutting-edge scientist, her attention is all on her brother, coupled with his terrible IQ.

The future of the siblings...

Gu Tao dare not guarantee that it will be awesome, after all, there is always the worst situation in it, but if everything goes well, his younger brother will become the controller of the most advanced technology in the entire solar system and even the Milky Way in the future, and his sister will become the most advanced technology in history. The strongest female practitioner.And the final dynamics of esoteric law and science will be in the hands of these two people, which is incredible.

"What are you in a daze for?" Liu Zi shouted, "What are you thinking?"

"It's nothing, I just think my two little ones might be a bit scary in the future." Gu Tao stood up and said to Tifa and Xiuling, "Moral education comes first, you know? Moral education! Especially you, Li Xiuling, your own morality is not good. good."

"What happened to me?"

Gu Tao said in a warning tone: "Don't spoil my baby."

"I know, I know." Xiu Ling said impatiently, "Don't I know better than you?"

At this time, Weiwei came in from the kitchen: "Stop making noise, let's eat."

Originally, this place belonged to my family, but Xiuling ate here all day. Through chatting, I learned that Xiuling came all day when Gu Tao was away, and even stayed here. Do you know if you stay here... …The one who lived in Gu Tao’s room, although she said she wanted to enlighten her sister better, but Gu Tao knew that she came here just to eat and drink.If it wasn't for the fact that she had no organs, Gu Tao would have chopped her up and fed her to the dogs, and he would have loved her sincerely.

After dinner, Tifa took her younger brother to start class, and Xiu Ling took her sister to Kaimeng. Only the six sons of Weiwei and Gu Tao were left in the room. Reach out to Gu Tao's chin and pinch it: "Little brother, are you playing?"

"play what?"

"Playing stupid?"

"Ah..." Gu Tao supported his forehead: "Don't make a fuss, nothing happened to you recently, right?"

"The situation is not there, but there seems to be something wrong with Wanting's mission, but it's not a big problem." Liu Zi pondered for a moment: "Why do you ask this suddenly?"

"I suddenly remembered that the Red Devils called me before and asked if Qiu Tianzhi belonged to me. I said no, didn't you just remember that Qiu Tianzhi is your big client? You have been stationed there for a year Alright."

The six sons nodded: "It's been a year, and the normal protection procedure is that there is no business for [-] months, even if the alarm is lifted, but just two months ago, they were suddenly attacked by people with superpowers, but the attack intensity was not high. Repelled."

In the middle of her speech, she suddenly fell silent, then looked at Gu Tao and said in a deep voice, "Did the Red Devil ask you this question?"

"Ah."

"Farewell." The six got up: "There may be an accident, I will make arrangements."

"Do you need help?"

"Not yet." Six sons finished speaking and looked back at Gu Tao: "In a few days, I will go to the place where you work for two days to play."

"I can still bear it alone." Gu Tao laughed.

"devil……"

The six laughed and cursed, got on the motorcycle, whimpered and left.

After she left, she didn't come back for the whole weekend. After staying at home with her family for two days, Gu Tao went back to school. When picking up An Ruxue, he bought some daily necessities needed by the school in her small supermarket. And food, An Ruxue gave Gu Tao a pack of potato chips as a reward.

"You're too stingy." Gu Tao sat in the car and looked back at the goods worth tens of thousands of dollars in the back: "If you buy something worth tens of thousands of dollars from your house, you can just send me away."

"It's all hard money." An Ruxue opened the bag of potato chips and ate it on her own: "Every time I go home, I will be caught as a child laborer."

"You are 26."

"But I look like a minor."

"Don't your parents urge you to get married?"

"Why don't you remind me? They asked you carefully about the fact that I took your car to and from work. They gave up when I told you that you were married and had children." An Ruxue said helplessly: "Yesterday In the afternoon, I happened to meet a high school classmate, a boy, on the way I went shopping. We chatted a few words, just a few words, and my mother saw me, and she pulled me at night and said, Xuexue, who is that boy? , Not bad, how did you know each other?"

An Ruxue bumped her head against the car window several times like a collapse, and said through gritted teeth, "My classmate is less than 1.6 meters tall, black and ugly, and has buck teeth. He has a low education and graduated from a technical school." How did she see that it was good?"

"How do you judge people by their appearance?"

"Heh, why are you pretending to be a mother bitch like me?" An Ruxue pointed to a very ordinary girl on the street: "She is ten times better than my classmate, you go after her."

"No..."

"Yes, you don't want to either. It's not that I look down on people. If I look down on him, I won't talk to him for so long. It's just that this is looking for a partner, and you can't make do with it. Don't talk about appearance, you always You need to be well-off, right. Knowledge, ability, temperament, aesthetics, you can do it for a day or two, and you can live for a lifetime when you get married?" An Ruxue said quite innocently: "They said you can't understand How can I find out about them? I read Faraday, Benjamin Franklin, Rutherford, and Eddington. He reads Su Yunjin, Miss Puff, Mi Meng, and Luo Yonghao. If you have to be divided into high and low, you must at least be in one category, right?"

"Yes, we are in the same world, and the world we can see is different, right? Don't husbands and wives need to communicate? Eat, sleep, and intubate? What needs to be matched is not looks, income, I personally It tends to be vision, knowledge and concept. If you are not interested in what your wife tells you, and she is not interested in what you tell her, isn’t this kind of life like endless purgatory?”

Gu Tao took out a piece of chewing gum and threw it into his mouth: "I'm also a vulgar person, very vulgar."

"Then you at least know the energy dissipation brought about by the rotation of the Milky Way. This has nothing to do with vulgarity, it's just that the world they see is different. They think that the aliens are coelenterates with six gastropods."

Gu Tao glanced at himself in the side-view mirror, and fell silent...

"And from what I can see from the remaining remains of the earth, aliens are not much different from us, at least primates."

"hey-hey……"

"why are you laughing?"

Gu Tao touched his nose: "I imagined six gastropod coelenterates."

"Forget it, I won't tell you this, you haven't seen aliens anyway."

"Uh-huh……"

After returning to the base, Gu Tao kept thinking about what the six gastropod coelenterates looked like at night. After drawing a little sketch, he couldn't take care of himself with a smile. Those with low-level animal characteristics cannot be called aliens, but can only be called alien creatures.

According to the summary of the parent star planetary exploration laws, all the alien civilization creatures mentioned in it, without exception, have three high ratios - high brain volume ratio, high fertility ratio, and high reproductive qi size ratio.Only such creatures can evolve civilization, and six gastropods... not three pairs, but six gastropod coelenterates will never be able to evolve civilization, unless they continue to evolve and become large Species of head, dajiji and six gastropods in estrus throughout the year.

"Captain, why are you struggling with this?"

"I'm just thinking, what are we like in the concept of aliens...there has been no concept before."

"Humans can't imagine based on things they haven't seen, so you should understand this truth. It is possible for them to imagine extraterrestrial civilizations."

Forget it, let's not worry about this problem anymore, Gu Tao turned on the air conditioner and was about to go to sleep, but just as he was about to fall asleep, he heard a singing sound outside, and it was an ugly song... or a love song.

"Damn it." Gu Tao sat up: "Who is crazy? What are you doing in the middle of the night!"

"Captain, it's Sun Dinghammer."

(End of this chapter)