Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 373 Dirty!Dirty!

"Ah, I don't know what to say, but it's embarrassing right now."

"Stop talking nonsense." Jing Yuan buried himself in the quilt: "The highest temperature on Kunlun is twenty degrees, and it's still very cold at night."

Gu Tao always believes that drawing lots and throwing dice is one of the ways God uses human hands to solve problems. It is absolutely fair and just, and whoever is caught is whoever is caught.For example, the kitten was caught by lottery in Xiuling, and the kitten was so frightened that it showed its original shape, but it was still dragged into the house obediently by the neck.Another example...Jingyuan caught Gu Tao.

It was difficult for her to accept it at the time, but because it was chosen by God, she had no choice, and no matter what, it was much better than catching Xiu Ling.

"Ah, at this time, I should sneakily take a group photo and send it to the base group." Gu Tao got into bed and said, "I really want to see those brats frying pots."

"You dare." Xiu Ling turned his back to Gu Tao: "Hurry up and go to sleep, don't talk nonsense, there are still a lot of things to do tomorrow!"

"It's time to sleep."

"Don't move your hands or feet."

"Will you spank me if I touch your ass secretly?"

"I ate you raw on the spot."

"Oh..." Gu Tao put his hands behind his head: "Speaking of which, I can fully understand why Phoenix rescued Jingxin now. If my son is almost killed, I will poke a hole in the sky." , the law counts as fart in front of relatives."

"Are you still a law enforcement officer?" Jing Yuan turned his head and frowned at Gu Tao: "What you say doesn't look like a person anymore."

"Originally, I violated the highest basic law of our civilization for Sister Tifa and the others. If something happened to you one day, I would break the rules without hesitation." Gu Tao sighed: "I am not a qualified The law enforcer, because I don't have much to lose, and I can't bear it if I lose as little as possible."

Jing Yuan hummed, but did not answer.

"Jingxin is your brother, what do you think?"

"Dirty." Jing Yuan gritted his teeth and said, "It's really dirty!"

"Yeah, it's really dirty!"

"I have been secretly in love with my brother for so many years... You are amazing. Let me ask you a dirty question. When you were adolescence, did you ever fantasize carefully?"

"I kill you!"

Jing Yuan became angry suddenly, pinching Gu Tao's neck with both hands, and sat on his waist. Gu Tao struggled and found that the physical combat power was too big, so he covered Jing Yuan's waist with his hand armor: "Picka Pickup."

Following a burst of electricity, Jing Yuan trembled violently all over, and then lay on Gu Tao's body completely exhausted, Gu Tao pushed her away, rolled up the quilt, and slept soundly.
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"Bastard!!!" Jing Yuan rushed to the bathroom wearing long johns, strangled Gu Tao's neck desperately: "You are so electric!!!"

After being stunned by the electric shock, the first thing Jing Yuan did when he woke up was to seek Gu Tao's life. This man really shocked her with high voltage!He really made a move. Thinking of her experience, she is also a flower in the psychic sect, and a beautiful woman who goes out to make a name for herself. This bastard really uses an electric shock device to shock her!
This is really not something that humans can do. No one will believe it if you tell it. A beautiful girl is sleeping next to her. At night, the young lady took the initiative to participate in the interaction, but she was stunned by the electric shock device...

"Ahem..." Gu Tao held the toothbrush in his mouth: "Mani, mani."

"I almost lost control of your electric shock!"

"No... no pee."

"You said it!"

Jingyuan felt that he couldn't let go of his anger, so he bit Gu Tao's arm. The bite was real, and Gu Tao grinned his teeth in pain, and Jingyuan was like a bastard, he would not let go, and even groaned and cursed. , and Gu Tao could only scream, and he didn't dare to open the armor directly. When the time came, his silver teeth were broken, and he could only apologize with death, but...but this guy won't let go.

"I was bitten by a bastard, just put the bastard in the water."

Xiu Ling stood at the door in sexy pajamas, watched Jing Yuan bite Gu Tao, and said in a casual manner, the underwear strap on the shoulder slipped down on the arm, lazy, sloppy and sexy.Gu Tao grabbed her arm with one hand: "Help..."

"What did you do to her?"

"Help!!!"

Gu Tao finally couldn't bear it any longer, and shouted loudly, but Jing Yuan didn't intend to let him go at all, the blood on his arm was bitten out, and he refused to let go.

"Skin……"

Before Gu Tao finished saying Pika Pika, Jing Yuan jumped away out of reflex, with a whine in his throat, and watched Gu Tao baring his teeth and claws.

Gu Tao clutched his arms, sprayed the healing agent and said, "Satania, fetch the rabies vaccine and give me an injection."

"Ahhhhh!!!!"

Jing Yuan rushed forward again, but was blocked by Xiu Ling.

But at this time, everyone in the room also woke up. Seeing Jing Yuan's exaggerated appearance, the girls thought it was what Gu Tao did to her last night, but after understanding the situation, none of them couldn't stand without smiling. Woke up, stunned...was stunned.

Gu Tao, this kind of cub, is really easy to deal with.

"It's really amazing."

Xiu Ling gave Gu Tao a thumbs up, the gesture was a bit big, and some things that shouldn't be exposed were exposed, Gu Tao helped her lift up the clothes.While Gu Tao was vaccinating himself against rabies, he muttered, "I just want to be a good person, how could this happen?"

And after that, Jingyuan ignored him for a whole day, until at night when he was sleeping, the person next to Gu Tao was finally replaced by Gu Tao, and his wish to sleep with the fragrant and soft gum was finally fulfilled, of course, while sleeping Gu Tao was still very impulsive before, and he would definitely cooperate with him 100%, but he promised to break off the sycamore branches as a dowry gift, so a man has to do what he says, just touch and kiss...

Finally, this strenuous wedding ended, and the competition in the final circle kicked off in earnest. All the gossip about Gu Zongzhu and Xiu Ling and the conflicts between Gu Zongzhu and Fenghuang all happened in the opening stage. Was diluted in an instant.

The competition in the final circle can be said to be so fierce that people forget all the gossip and anecdotes. The top players in each sub-arena have appeared here. The 500 people have been condensed into thirty or forty people. These people are actually enough , Even if you don't need to get the first place, it is enough to stand out.

And on the day before the official start of the competition, this group of people seemed to have become stars in the world. Thousands of fans came to visit the class every day. This is the result of Gu Tao's limit on the number of people. Not sure what kind of confusion it will be.

Wang Shun, the God of War at the top three most popular now, his popularity and personality are close to perfect. He is the only Horcrux holder, and he is also very handsome. He is known as the Chinese version of Ghost Rider, and his ability is so strong that it explodes.And I heard that he chose to give up his brilliant life because of an ordinary woman, and the two of them lived together lovingly, delivering food, delivering couriers and even washing people's cars, both infatuated and loyal.

Later, fans didn't know where to find out his background. Ten years ago, Wang Shun destroyed an old cult in a coastal area by himself, just because of a child's request. It is said that the reward was only an apple.This story is well-documented, and such a God of War is willing to lie dormant for love. You can imagine how crazy those little fans are. After all, whether they are practitioners or superpowers, they are always young. A girl.

And the second most popular is the handsome and handsome BJ brother. His nickname is Guangbo, which means that the enemy will be killed by him without anyone seeing him. His language is humorous, inheriting the typical BJ style. Poor, with a mouth that comes with a happy attribute, young and sunny, men and women take it all.The referee team likes this kid very much. Although he is trendy and rebellious, and he always talks about running trains, he is very polite. No matter who he sees, as long as someone who is bigger than him opens his mouth, he is the teacher and shuts it. When I have nothing to do, I also help to send something, buy something or something, and I have no pretensions, which is quite good.

As for the third one, he was actually an ordinary person.This is also the only incapable person who broke into the finals. His battles all rely on various tactics and equipment. His temperament is a bit hazy, and his whole person is also very dark, so most of the young people in the second stage of middle school especially like him, and his popularity is temporarily third.

As for other people, they are neither too high nor too low.Only the Sandman... It seems that everyone came here to see his jokes.

"Don't stress."

Gu Tao patted Sandman on the shoulder: "Sleep well and it's over. If you can still draw all the way, you are really a priceless treasure."

Sandman is a simple and honest man, not very old, only 24 or 20 years old.According to him, he had a strange disease for a while, and he slept for twenty hours a day. His family took him everywhere to seek medical advice but he didn’t get better. Over witch doctor.But at the age of [-], he began to recover gradually, but while recovering, he gradually discovered his strange ability, which is to sleep... This contagious drowsiness is very scary. He said that he did not come here to get Champion or something, he just wants to try who can not be slept by him.

Although this sentence is a bit funny, Gu Tao has tried it himself. As long as it is within his sphere of influence, even a full set of protective equipment will not help. As long as the ability is activated, Gu Tao will fall asleep. , Still sleeping like a dog.Even the little evil god...

Little evil god! !The person who can put a whole city to sleep still falls asleep the moment the Sandman activates his ability.

No difference, no resistance, Gu Tao thought that other people can not fight, he must get this kid, it is simply a magic weapon!
"Okay, players, get ready to play."

(End of this chapter)