Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 329 Grandmaster Xin Chen
The most boring and cost-effective thing in the world is probably taking my younger sisters out to play, especially taking two at a time. There are both the hard work of being a nanny, the hard work of being a father, and spending time on money. The key is to pay back a little. You can't get any cheap, this is simply a business that guarantees no profit.

In fact, it’s okay to say that Rongrong is just the standard younger sister, and there won’t be too many unreasonable things in addition to the fact that strangers are not allowed to enter, but the kitten is different, she is very clingy , and even some behaviors can be said to be typical excessive behaviors, and they don’t listen to what they say, even if they promise well, she will do whatever she wants when she turns around, and she will stare at tears if her tone is a little heavier Wang Wang's eyes stared straight at him, and no one could bear the aggrieved look on his face.

So Gu Tao spent the whole afternoon, except for the time when he was watching a movie, he was basically trying his best to get rid of the excessive intimacy of the kitten, so as to save himself from being photographed and posted on the Internet, which then became a worldwide phenomenon. The famous lolicon leader.

After finally getting through the afternoon, Yin Rong became obviously excited when eating dinner. She talked surprisingly a lot, as if she wanted to say all the things she hadn't said in these years, but the content was mostly If she encounters an evil spirit, she will use the source-cutting sword technique; if she encounters a spiritual evil, she will use the spirit talisman technique; if it is an earth evil, she will use heavenly fire and other puzzling words.

But Gu Tao doesn't care. After all, no matter what technical skill it is, it's good to make her happy. After all, this girl has suffered too much. Even showing a little smile is already an extraordinarily precious luxury to her. So Gu Tao didn't interrupt or ask questions, he was just guiding her to continue talking.

In fact, Gu Tao certainly knows, but just like a parent telling a story to a sleeping child at night, the content is not important. When she said "and then", she could get a sense of satisfaction that was difficult for others to understand.

Although the kitten came from Kunlun, as a scumbag, she learned nothing.Although the combat power is not weak, it is just the instinct of being a half-demon. After all, Kunlun is full of mages. daze.

"Okay, okay, talk so much." The kitten's impatience finally broke out: "Go and see, you will know, what are you afraid of when uncle is here?"

As Yin Rong's uncle, although Gu Tao doesn't know this sword technique or that talisman technique, he has already entered all these things into the database. Although he usually doesn't show it, the current Gu Tao is actually just like Wang Yuyan's nature is almost the same. Although he has no ability, he can't help but look up a dictionary, so even if he takes it to participate in the triennial World School Discussion and Dharma Conference, he won't be ashamed of it.Of course, if he is asked to use the secret skill to do something, it will definitely not work. What he has is a space-based cannon. After all, there is nothing in this world that cannot be solved by a space-based cannon. If there is, then Two shots.

Of course, although Gu Tao didn't think there would be any danger in investigating some urban legends with Yin Rong this time, it is still right to be careful, so he had already set up the campus in the banned campus in the afternoon. Robot dogs and drones.

A mechanical dog is a group attacking robot that forces him to travel through. One or two of these things are not strong, but each group of ten is a group, and the ability of a group of mechanical dogs is a hundred times that of a mechanical dog. The more the more terrifying, if Gu Tao has 3000 million mechanical dogs, he can instantly launch a war to destroy civilization.

When it comes to this, I have to mention Gu Tao's mechanical army system. All the micro-drones are insect-type, mosquito-type, ant-type, praying mantis and so on.The small mechanical units for ground combat are all canids, such as dogs, wolves, mastiffs, foxes, etc., while the small mechanical units for air combat are sparrowhawks, vultures, and ospreys.

At the top, there are unmanned large-scale combat units, and the ground units are all cats, such as leopards, tigers, and lions.Most of the large combat units in the sky are named after swallows, sparrows, and crows, and all the elites of these systems are collectively called Titans.

For example, the Titan Chaser, its real name should be the Cheetah-class unmanned combat vehicle, and the full name of the Titan King should be the Raven-class unmanned strategic destroyer.

After that, there are high-end manned products. These things are generally named after livestock, such as the Bull-class armed aircraft carrier, the Mustang-class shock ship, the Goat-class destroyer, the Elephant-class giant planetary ship, and so on.The Centaur was listed as a camel-class first-class multi-purpose arsenal destroyer before it was put into civilian use. That first-class means the flagship class, with the latest technology and the highest specifications and the strongest firepower at the same time, but it seems to be the only one. The mother star was finished before it could get the second ship.

By the time Gu Tao finally left his home planet, there were 170 giant fleets in the entire Centaur galaxy, and there were countless small and medium fleets. The largest ones were three elephant-class planetary ships, which were used for planetary migration and could be used at one time. It accommodates [-] million people to eat, drink, scatter, and reproduce in it until they reach the immigrant planet safely. The smallest is a shuttle machine not much bigger than a keyboard, which undertakes tasks such as early warning, first round of high-speed impact, interference, and investigation, and has the most firepower. The strongest and most advanced is undoubtedly the Centaur, a high-speed destroyer whose size is even smaller than a single main gun. It can easily destroy a giant fleet of a home planet, and its existence cannot even be discovered on the opposite side.

This is probably the last gift of the old man, and also the last gift of the mother planet...

"Okay, let's go." Gu Tao wiped his mouth and stood up after paying the bill: "Take me to see your urban legend."
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Just when they were slowly going to urban legend adventures in the sunset to satisfy the little girl's little curiosity, in a small park in City G, which is more than 800 kilometers away from City H, Xin Chen was sitting on a bench wearing a peaked cap , bathed in the brilliance of the setting sun, lowered his head and concentrated on rubbing his phone.

The reason why he would come here to rub his mobile phone is actually super simple, because his girlfriend is too cheating!

A good person at the Grandmaster level has been pitted into diamonds for life, and this season is about to end, if he fails to reach the Grandmaster, then the record of six consecutive sects of the glorious lintel will be gone. This is unacceptable to him!So he found an excuse to practice, left Meng Xiong and Qianqian behind, and sneaked into this small park, bringing a sleeping bag, a special love power bank made by his teacher and brother, and instant noodles with him.three days!He won't leave for these three days, and even if he doesn't sleep for these three days, he still has to hit the rank of grand master.

Well, it's a man's manifesto!It is the last bottom line and dignity of a man!
After the three-game winning streak, Xin Chen opened the bottle of mineral water, took a sip of the tap water from the public toilet tap, and then lit the outdoor survival stove next to him. Water, put the instant noodles in, add two more eggs, and wait quietly for the cold water to boil.

"Rest, take a rest." Xin Chen stretched his waist, leaned lazily on the bench, looked at the sunset in the sky and the few pedestrians in the park: "The wind is so noisy today, what a winner good day."

While Xin Chen was taking a nap, a few people slowly approached him with malicious smiles, looking at his attire and the phone in his hand, these people looked at each other a few times, slowly They surrounded him, one of them stepped on the bench next to Xin Chen, and said to Xin Chen with a gruff smile, "Boy, do you know where this is?"

Xin Chen raised his head to look at him, then looked at the people around him, and said with a matter-of-fact expression: "The park."

"This is our territory, did you tell us in advance when you came here to stay overnight?" The leader raised his hand and patted Xin Chen on the shoulder: "Don't say we bully foreigners, you Yankees just don't understand rule."

Xin Chen turned his head and glanced at the hand on his shoulder: "Don't touch my shoulder."

"Yo, what are you guys?" Someone beside him chimed in, "Are you talking about it or not, is it Larry?"

"Your accent is like Zha Zhahui." Xin Chen put the phone in his pocket, then got up and moved the boiling water pot away: "Of course I'm going to tell you about Larry."

After speaking, he took out 200 yuan from his pocket: "Take it and have a good meal."

"Damn it." The leader suddenly got irritable and grabbed Xin Chen's collar: "Do you want us to beg for food?"

"Hey." Xin Chen spread his hands helplessly, "You guys are robbing, right?"

"We don't rob." The leader smiled and took out a broken mobile phone from his pocket, and threw it on the ground in front of Xin Chen: "But you broke my mobile phone, do you want to pay for it? "

Xin Chen looked down at the broken phone, then raised his head to look at them, slapped his hand off his collar, and put away the 200 yuan: "Okay, now you all have nothing left."

"Boy, you don't eat a toast and eat fine wine!"

"Oh." Xin Chen waved his hand: "What's the penalty for drinking?"

Before the opponent could make a move, Xin Chen's knees were already on his chest, and then he whipped his upper body, and his 100-pound man flew out like a kite, and hit the statue base in the park , the tiles on the base were smashed into pieces, but the man stood up in a daze, touched himself, then looked back at the broken tiles behind him, his face paled in fright ...

"Aren't you leaving?" Xin Chen kicked a tree with his hands in his pockets, only the tree that was as thick as a bowl didn't move at all, but a deep footprint appeared on the trunk: "I'll live here for three days, don't let me I'll see you again."

Where did those people dare to talk, they ran away like shit, and Xin Chen, as if nothing happened, took the boiled water, put it in the noodles, unscrewed the old godmother and poured it down with the noodles Cook, and then continue to sit on the bench, staring at the distance in a daze, waiting for the instant noodles to be cooked.

At this time, a thin half-grown child with a woven bag in his hand walked over cautiously. He looked Xin Chen up and down, and then whispered, "Hurry up and go."

"Huh?" Xin Chen came back to his senses: "Why should I leave?"

"They are just a group of hooligans who specialize in blackmailing outsiders." The child said seriously: "They will come back to find you."

Xin Chen looked at the footprints on the tree and the broken tiles, smiled and shook his head: "They won't."

"Forget it, forget it if you don't believe it." The child shook his head and sighed: "They are all under Brother An, and Brother An is very powerful, much stronger than you. No one dares to control him, not even the police."

"How is it possible." Xin Chen shook his head: "Don't worry about it, you're picking up bottles here?"

"Yes." The child nodded: "I'll pick it up after school."

"Is it poverty or... labor?"

"Environmental protection." The child waved his hand and smiled awkwardly: "I pick up all kinds of garbage. You really should go. If you have no place to live, you can live at my house. Anyway, my family is just me and my grandpa. They Those people are really not good people, they came back to find you."

"Do not worry."

Xin Chen waved his hand, and then broke a willow branch from the willow tree next to him: "I'll do a magic trick for you, you can't tell others."

The child nodded: "OK."

"Look good." Xin Chen bent down and picked up a complete fist-sized pebble from the ground and threw it into the air. Then the wicker in his hand made a sound of breaking through the air, and after a whistling sound, the stone fell to the ground.

"You...what kind of magic is this." The child looked at Gu Tao dumbfounded: "Did you run away because of mental illness, and you don't know your family anymore?"

"I, he..." Xin Chen coughed, and silently recited Tong Yan Wuji in his heart.

He didn't bother to explain, he just kicked the stone with his feet, and the stone that fell on the ground split into two halves. The child's eyes were straightened at that moment. He picked up the cobblestone, looked at the stone carefully, and found that the fracture of the stone was neat Smooth, as if polished after being cut by a cutting machine, but it closes perfectly.

"how did you do that!"

"Have you found out how magicians perform magic tricks?" Xin Chen smiled and waved his hands: "Just take a look."

"Show me the branches."

Taking the willow stick from Xin Chen, he checked it carefully several times, but found that there was nothing unusual about the willow stick, but just now, he really saw that the stone was not broken...

"Well, you teach me how to do this magic trick, and I'll treat you to ice cream." The child pointed to a small shop on the street not far away: "Do it or not."

Xin Chen looked him up and down, and showed an inexplicable smile: "Yes, it is possible... But this is not something that can be done in a day or two."

Of course it's not a day or two, this is the innate sword energy!The wicker is simply a decoration, and what really works is Xin Chen's sword energy, this thing... Anyone can give the mind, anyway, if you don't have talent at most, you can use it as a physical fitness, and this kind of basic thing is not enough. Nothing great.

"I'm going to read a formula, you should memorize it carefully." Xin Chen held the wicker in his hand: "When you read the first sentence, you have to feel that you are holding a sword in your hand. When you read the second sentence, you have to feel You have qi in your body. When you read the third sentence, you have to think about the way the sword in your hand cuts down. When you read the last sentence, you have to feel the qi in your body go out with the sword. Do you understand? "

"Okay, it's that simple?"

"Of course." Xin Chen laughed: "Remember the formula well, I'll only say it once."

"Wait, wait." The child took out his phone: "Go ahead!"

"Amazing." Xin Chen smiled and said, "Opportunistic."

"How long will this practice be?"

"It depends on your talent." Xin Chen spread his hands, "Three days, three years, or a lifetime is possible."

"You won't lie to me..."

Xin Chen couldn't laugh or cry: "I want to lie to you, I was beaten to death by those people today!"

"Forget it, let's talk." The child pressed the recording button.

(End of this chapter)