Earth Survival Guide
Chapter 325 Contact Type 5
Chapter 325 Contact of the Fifth Kind
Hao Ju probably only knew superficially. He probably knew that Gu Tao belonged to a special department, but he definitely didn't know what it was. Call this kind of thing a ghost catcher.
After realizing that Gu Tao and the others were not catching ghosts, Hao Ju showed great indignation, because his old colleagues and his son and daughter hadn't said a word to him.
"I went to the southwest for a meeting a few days ago, and the old guy didn't even tell me!"
Hao Ju put down his chopsticks angrily, but turned around and looked at Gu Tao with a smile: "You mean, the headquarters will be built here soon, right?"
"It's relatively close." Gu Tao nodded: "It's inconvenient in the urban area after all. Now is not the time for ordinary people to see someone flying all over the sky."
"That's right." Hao Ju nodded and said: "Okay, if you have any needs, just ask, even though I transferred, I still have some energy here."
"Understood, thank you."
"Don't, don't, don't be polite. To be honest, Xiaogu." Hao Ju took a sip of his wine with a smile on his face, "If you hadn't got six sons, I really planned to introduce my family, Hao Ci, to you."
"Dad, can you stop seeing everyone say this, so I really can't get married?"
"Yes." Hao Ju said decisively: "You seem to be thirty, look at what you have done, look at Xiaogu, he is a little younger than you!"
Hao Ci has nothing to say, after all, her eyes are usually higher than the top, but it's not like she doesn't know Gu Tao in front of her. It's enough to show how powerful he is, not to mention that she doesn't know how strong Gu Tao's hands are.
"Sister Ci is actually very powerful." Gu Tao said with a smile, "Sister Ci, how is the sixth son doing well recently?"
"Well, it went very smoothly. The investigation of the zombie case has begun. Liuzi is very attentive. The progress is very fast and the completion rate is very good. A group of core members of the cult have been arrested." Hao Ci looked at Gu Tao's expression. Smile: "After that, I just followed the clues, but I wouldn't know it unless I looked it up. It turns out that there are various cults hidden among the people. They are hidden and dangerous. Some cults are very cruel and terrifying."
"I know." Gu Tao nodded: "This aspect is similar all over the world, but I believe that Liu Zi can complete the task, and her ability is really good."
The ability of the six sons is of course good. The proud daughter of heaven and the son of the plane, there is basically no problem in the education of the family since she was a child, except for being too spoiled. She is relatively ignorant, but in fact it's just that she is too lazy to use her brain, and no one really puts pressure on her. Now Gu Tao tells her that if she can't complete the task well, she will go home and have a baby.Now, her potential has been fully stimulated by having a child, and she has transformed into a strong woman in the workplace, leading a group of women who are not willing to be vases to catch up.
"Very good. I think you are determined to do things with Liu Zi. I heard that you quit your job in the procuratorate."
"What?" Hao Ju patted the table: "You won't discuss such a big matter with me?"
Hao Ci, who was sold out by Hengkong, looked at Gu Tao in confusion, and then at Hao Ju: "Dad...you listen to my explanation."
"Uncle Hao, don't be angry." Gu Tao waved his hand: "My plan is to divert the six sons and set up a completely independent enterprise group, because sooner or later we will go to the world in the future. It is difficult to be accepted by people with the setting of the official background. It is better to commercialize part of it directly, so that it will be much easier to go out, anyway, it is the difference between potatoes and yam eggs.”
After listening to Gu Tao's explanation, Hao Ju finally calmed down his anger, and looked at his daughter fiercely: "Do it well."
Hao Ci let out a long breath: "Got it!"
However, this was also the first time Hao Ci heard such in-depth content. She never thought that Liuzi, a unit that looked like a grass-roots team, would become international in the future. And when she thought that she might become famous as a veteran in the future, how could she Still in the mood to eat, he took a few bites and ran away with his shoes.
"This kid!" Hao Ju looked at his frizzy daughter, "You don't look like a 30-year-old."
After dinner, I chatted with Director Hao for a while, and it was afternoon before we knew it. Originally, Director Hao wanted to stay with Gu Tao for dinner, but Gu Tao had a mission after all, so in the evening, Hao Yang followed Together with Gu Tao, they came to the temporary residence area where the aliens were.
"There are five temporary settlement areas in Asia. This is the content of the agreement. They are in SH, Tokyo, Vladivostok, Bangkok and Singapore. There are seven in Europe, five in the Americas, and three in Africa." Hao Yang opened the record. Ben read the above content to Gu Tao: "These aliens are relatively arrogant and not easy to get along with. But they did not show any obvious hostility."
"no."
Gu Tao shook his head, what kind of non-hostile civilization are these aliens, these people definitely believe in the law of the dark forest, and the behavior of the centaur civilization that believes in the zoo hypothesis is definitely two concepts, take the centaur civilization as an example , although they all carry weapons that can destroy civilization, they always hold olive branches in their hands, and unless there are special circumstances, higher civilizations are not allowed to intervene in the development and origin of lower civilizations until the development of lower civilizations Before developing the ability to fly at warp speed, what Gu Tao is doing now is actually a foul, but that is also because the centaur civilization is gone.
And these people are driving battleships. Although their outdated and backward battleships are not at all the opponents of scientific research ships like the Centaur, a battleship is a battleship, just like a sailing battleship is absolutely no match for the current Antarctic scientific research ship. But a scientific research ship is a scientific research ship, and a battleship is a battleship.
A group of people who drive battleships in the universe have very low credibility.Unless they understand that this planet has been protected by a papa-level civilization, and even if it is not sheltered by a mysterious civilization, they have the ability to eat them raw, otherwise these people will definitely look at the earthlings like they look at monkeys.
Why bother, Gu Tao wanted to say why bother.There is no reproductive isolation between the earthlings and their extraterrestrial civilized human beings, that is to say, they are all human beings, so why should the earthlings be treated as monkeys? This is wrong.
At the request of these aliens, they were actually placed in the urban area. The place where they lived was a very luxurious single-door villa. In SH where every inch of land is expensive, it can be said to be priceless. , Thinking of the days when I first came to Earth and ate other people's leftovers, the lower the civilization, the less I knew how many bowls of rice I ate.
"Go." Gu Tao waved at Hao Yang: "Go and teach them a lesson."
Hao Yang showed a pleasant smile...
In fact, Gu Tao has met Hao Yang many times before, and he thinks this young man is very good. At this point, a good tutor is really needed. Obviously, Hao Yang belongs to the kind with an excellent tutor, and he always maintains the respect of his subordinates to Gu Tao.
One step ahead of Gu Tao, Hao Yang pressed the doorbell, and after a while a circular device rose slowly from the darkness. This kind of showing off obviously couldn't hide from Satania's observation, it told the story Gu Tao, and Gu Tao didn't care at all, he just took out his ID and pointed at the camera on the door: "The leader of the special affairs handling team."
Soon, the door clicked softly, Gu Tao pushed it, and the door opened in response, and then saw a person walking towards them in the yard.
"Low-end bionic man." Satania said to Gu Tao: "The level is more than 2000 years behind me, huh."
"What are you humming..." Gu Tao couldn't laugh or cry: "Don't be arrogant, young man."
Hao Yang was stunned for a moment, then turned his head to look at Gu Tao: "Did you say anything?"
"It's okay." Gu Tao waved his hand: "I didn't talk to you."
The bionic man walked up to Gu Tao, raised his chin and stretched out his hand towards Gu Tao: "Nice to meet you, please show the invitation letter."
Gu Tao ignored him at all and walked straight inside, while Hao Yang showed his ID again: "We have authority."
"Understood, but his attitude is not comfortable." Although the bionic man said dissatisfaction, his tone was the same as usual: "Please pay attention to whether your behavior is in line with the norm."
When they were entangled, Gu Tao had already entered the room. After three infrared scans, it was confirmed that he was not carrying a weapon, and then the security equipment in the room was released, and Satania's disdainful voice sounded again: "Just by This? Want to scan me? Really... Captain, I'm angry."
"Calm down, you can't just want to pinch someone who is not as good as you."
"I understand...but Saya is really angry..."
"Don't be coquettish."
Ever since that bionic person, Satania's emotions are obviously not right. She is trying her best to show her current batch, whether it is emotional control or logical thinking ability, and even if Gu Tao doesn't control it, she may have to show it Force, after all, for the sake of safety, the King of Titans has come to a position 3000 meters above Gu Tao’s head, and can appear on the battlefield in less than ten seconds when needed. The aliens watched as the titans dismantled their battleships.
After entering the hall with exaggerated post-modern decoration style, Gu Tao sat in a room like the one in the Microsoft demonstration video and waited quietly. The housekeeping robot brought him coffee, and a mechanical cat followed him curiously. Jump in front of you.
"It's far from my dog." Satania sneered, "Chenchen's technical content is 100 million times that of it."
"Okay, okay, what are you complaining about..." Gu Tao laughed dumbly: "You have to compare this."
After drinking a cup of coffee, Gu Tao picked up the simulated electronic magazine on the table and flipped through it. This kind of low-end product has disappeared in the home planet for many years. Gu Tao remembers seeing it in the museum of Panhuman University, and It's the ancient hall... It feels like the terracotta warriors and horses displayed in the museum here. When I saw it, I felt nothing but lamented how strong the ancients were.
In fact, Gu Tao's perception of this place is not bad, but he has criticisms about the taste of the owner here. Technology is everywhere. This kind of sense of technology that is almost showing off is really meaningless. Gu Tao's favorite The style is the all-wooden decoration of Weiwei's room, returning to the basics and revealing the warmth of home, but here... To be honest, it really doesn't work.If he wants to enjoy technology, he might as well live on the Centaur.
After being served for a while, the owner of the house finally appeared. This is a man with blond hair and blue eyes. His figure is tall and straight, and he is very strong.Wearing clothes made of nanometer material, she fits well and is well-proportioned. There is a silver-haired woman beside her. This woman is not very old. She is wearing a combat uniform and has a very strong figure.
"Welcome to visit." The male alien walked up to Gu Tao and said politely to Gu Tao, "I don't know what to do?"
stiff!
This is the first evaluation Gu Tao gave him. This kind of feeling of relying on gourds is really too ungrounded. On the contrary, the girl behind him is looking at Gu Tao with great interest, her eyes revealing Show a kind of stubbornness that a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers.
"Hello." Gu Tao got up and reached out to him: "I am the leader of the special affairs handling team, Gu Tao."
"This is also a bionic person." Satania reminded: "It's just a relatively advanced bionic person with an electronic heart, which imitates the pulse of the heart with current pulses."
"Hello, I am the owner here, you can call me Velos."
"Hi, miss." Gu Tao tilted his shoulders and passed the bionic man, looking at the little girl behind him: "Can we stop talking through this guy?"
The girl was visibly taken aback and took a step back, frowning.
"Okay, let me introduce you formally. I am Gu Tao, one of the representatives of Earth Civilization Mysticism. Please allow me direct dialogue authority."
In fact, even if Gu Tao didn't need to be reminded by Satania, he knew that there was a little lady living here, the height of the sofa was adjustable, and the height of all the sofas in the living room would not make a grown man comfortable, Gu Tao So, let alone this bionic man who is half a head taller than Gu Tao.
The coffee cup is a product of the earth, with a cute shape, and the pillow on the sofa is also a furry product of the earth, which is incompatible with the sense of technology in the room, but after all, the commonality of human females is that they cannot resist cute objects, whether they are animals or decorations, so Gu Tao is understandable.
What really made him sure that the owner here was actually a little girl was the few electronic magazines. Gu Tao looked through all the historical records. 80.00% of the content was about fashion, clothing and classical love literature, and the remaining 20.00 % is about cultural analysis, so which normal tough guy would read such humble content about how to make a doll.
Unless... he is a licking dog.
"Tifa, unlock the direct conversation permission." The girl said.
And these words made Gu Tao and Satania spit out directly...
"Wait." Gu Tao suppressed a smile: "What did you just say?"
"Tifa, translated into Earth language is Tifa." The girl pointed to the bionic cat that was watching Gu Tao not far away: "It is my artificial intelligence housekeeper, named Tifa. It has wisdom."
"Bah! Fart!" Satania yelled angrily, "Don't pull me, I'm going to eat it raw!"
"Calm... calm down." Gu Tao suppressed a smile and turned his back: "Shouldn't we tell Sister Tifa about this as soon as possible?"
"That's right...then I linked to Miss Tifa."
The little girl didn't understand Gu Tao's strange behavior. At this time, Hao Yang, who had just verified his identity, walked in and smiled at Gu Tao: "Instructor Gu, the identity verification has been completed."
But Gu Tao didn't hear him, because he could hear Sister Tifa's nagging, that kind of insulted irritability, which was vividly reflected in the royal princess at this moment.
"They dare to use this name. They really don't know how to die. The Starburst missile has locked onto their mothership, ensuring that it can completely destroy this civilization's matchstick within 40 seconds!"
"Miss Tifa, let me correct your wording, it's kindling."
"They can also be called fire types!?"
Gu Tao finally calmed down, smiled and said to the girl, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a mechanical butler came over and took Gu Tao into the guest bathroom. After he closed the door, he sat on the edge of the bathtub and coughed, interrupting the chorus of Satania and Tifa: "Two One, two. Calm down, don't be so restless."
"Only it dares to be called Tifa?"
"It dares to say that it is an artificial intelligence?"
"Okay!" Gu Tao supported his forehead: "I came this time to see their technological level. I haven't started yet. I'm getting a headache from you two."
Soon, Tifa and Satania quieted down, and then Tifa, who had a higher authority, spoke out first: "Ma... Taotao, please educate this civilization that doesn't know the heights of the sky and the earth, this is my sister's. Personal request."
"Captain, if you agree with me to deal with that broken artificial intelligence, I will violate the moral privacy agreement and help you record the picture of Miss Jingyuan taking a shower."
"Huh?" Gu Tao was stunned: "What kind of exchange is this?"
"Okay... Captain."
Acting like a baby is not easy, Gu Tao categorically rejected the request of Satania and Tifa: "You two stop messing around, don't make trouble for nothing when you first meet."
"Then you can figure it out." Tifa was still angry: "My name is the name of sapphire glory, hereditary. Now it has the same name as a lowly artificial intelligence?"
"Oh..." Gu Tao rubbed his temples vigorously: "It's just the same name, let's talk about it later, okay... When I leave, let Satania change the name of this artificial intelligence to Wang Cuihua, okay?"
"Long live!"
Tifa and Satania called out at the same time.
"Three chapters of the agreement, I did not issue an order, you can't do it without permission."
"understand!"
(End of this chapter)
Hao Ju probably only knew superficially. He probably knew that Gu Tao belonged to a special department, but he definitely didn't know what it was. Call this kind of thing a ghost catcher.
After realizing that Gu Tao and the others were not catching ghosts, Hao Ju showed great indignation, because his old colleagues and his son and daughter hadn't said a word to him.
"I went to the southwest for a meeting a few days ago, and the old guy didn't even tell me!"
Hao Ju put down his chopsticks angrily, but turned around and looked at Gu Tao with a smile: "You mean, the headquarters will be built here soon, right?"
"It's relatively close." Gu Tao nodded: "It's inconvenient in the urban area after all. Now is not the time for ordinary people to see someone flying all over the sky."
"That's right." Hao Ju nodded and said: "Okay, if you have any needs, just ask, even though I transferred, I still have some energy here."
"Understood, thank you."
"Don't, don't, don't be polite. To be honest, Xiaogu." Hao Ju took a sip of his wine with a smile on his face, "If you hadn't got six sons, I really planned to introduce my family, Hao Ci, to you."
"Dad, can you stop seeing everyone say this, so I really can't get married?"
"Yes." Hao Ju said decisively: "You seem to be thirty, look at what you have done, look at Xiaogu, he is a little younger than you!"
Hao Ci has nothing to say, after all, her eyes are usually higher than the top, but it's not like she doesn't know Gu Tao in front of her. It's enough to show how powerful he is, not to mention that she doesn't know how strong Gu Tao's hands are.
"Sister Ci is actually very powerful." Gu Tao said with a smile, "Sister Ci, how is the sixth son doing well recently?"
"Well, it went very smoothly. The investigation of the zombie case has begun. Liuzi is very attentive. The progress is very fast and the completion rate is very good. A group of core members of the cult have been arrested." Hao Ci looked at Gu Tao's expression. Smile: "After that, I just followed the clues, but I wouldn't know it unless I looked it up. It turns out that there are various cults hidden among the people. They are hidden and dangerous. Some cults are very cruel and terrifying."
"I know." Gu Tao nodded: "This aspect is similar all over the world, but I believe that Liu Zi can complete the task, and her ability is really good."
The ability of the six sons is of course good. The proud daughter of heaven and the son of the plane, there is basically no problem in the education of the family since she was a child, except for being too spoiled. She is relatively ignorant, but in fact it's just that she is too lazy to use her brain, and no one really puts pressure on her. Now Gu Tao tells her that if she can't complete the task well, she will go home and have a baby.Now, her potential has been fully stimulated by having a child, and she has transformed into a strong woman in the workplace, leading a group of women who are not willing to be vases to catch up.
"Very good. I think you are determined to do things with Liu Zi. I heard that you quit your job in the procuratorate."
"What?" Hao Ju patted the table: "You won't discuss such a big matter with me?"
Hao Ci, who was sold out by Hengkong, looked at Gu Tao in confusion, and then at Hao Ju: "Dad...you listen to my explanation."
"Uncle Hao, don't be angry." Gu Tao waved his hand: "My plan is to divert the six sons and set up a completely independent enterprise group, because sooner or later we will go to the world in the future. It is difficult to be accepted by people with the setting of the official background. It is better to commercialize part of it directly, so that it will be much easier to go out, anyway, it is the difference between potatoes and yam eggs.”
After listening to Gu Tao's explanation, Hao Ju finally calmed down his anger, and looked at his daughter fiercely: "Do it well."
Hao Ci let out a long breath: "Got it!"
However, this was also the first time Hao Ci heard such in-depth content. She never thought that Liuzi, a unit that looked like a grass-roots team, would become international in the future. And when she thought that she might become famous as a veteran in the future, how could she Still in the mood to eat, he took a few bites and ran away with his shoes.
"This kid!" Hao Ju looked at his frizzy daughter, "You don't look like a 30-year-old."
After dinner, I chatted with Director Hao for a while, and it was afternoon before we knew it. Originally, Director Hao wanted to stay with Gu Tao for dinner, but Gu Tao had a mission after all, so in the evening, Hao Yang followed Together with Gu Tao, they came to the temporary residence area where the aliens were.
"There are five temporary settlement areas in Asia. This is the content of the agreement. They are in SH, Tokyo, Vladivostok, Bangkok and Singapore. There are seven in Europe, five in the Americas, and three in Africa." Hao Yang opened the record. Ben read the above content to Gu Tao: "These aliens are relatively arrogant and not easy to get along with. But they did not show any obvious hostility."
"no."
Gu Tao shook his head, what kind of non-hostile civilization are these aliens, these people definitely believe in the law of the dark forest, and the behavior of the centaur civilization that believes in the zoo hypothesis is definitely two concepts, take the centaur civilization as an example , although they all carry weapons that can destroy civilization, they always hold olive branches in their hands, and unless there are special circumstances, higher civilizations are not allowed to intervene in the development and origin of lower civilizations until the development of lower civilizations Before developing the ability to fly at warp speed, what Gu Tao is doing now is actually a foul, but that is also because the centaur civilization is gone.
And these people are driving battleships. Although their outdated and backward battleships are not at all the opponents of scientific research ships like the Centaur, a battleship is a battleship, just like a sailing battleship is absolutely no match for the current Antarctic scientific research ship. But a scientific research ship is a scientific research ship, and a battleship is a battleship.
A group of people who drive battleships in the universe have very low credibility.Unless they understand that this planet has been protected by a papa-level civilization, and even if it is not sheltered by a mysterious civilization, they have the ability to eat them raw, otherwise these people will definitely look at the earthlings like they look at monkeys.
Why bother, Gu Tao wanted to say why bother.There is no reproductive isolation between the earthlings and their extraterrestrial civilized human beings, that is to say, they are all human beings, so why should the earthlings be treated as monkeys? This is wrong.
At the request of these aliens, they were actually placed in the urban area. The place where they lived was a very luxurious single-door villa. In SH where every inch of land is expensive, it can be said to be priceless. , Thinking of the days when I first came to Earth and ate other people's leftovers, the lower the civilization, the less I knew how many bowls of rice I ate.
"Go." Gu Tao waved at Hao Yang: "Go and teach them a lesson."
Hao Yang showed a pleasant smile...
In fact, Gu Tao has met Hao Yang many times before, and he thinks this young man is very good. At this point, a good tutor is really needed. Obviously, Hao Yang belongs to the kind with an excellent tutor, and he always maintains the respect of his subordinates to Gu Tao.
One step ahead of Gu Tao, Hao Yang pressed the doorbell, and after a while a circular device rose slowly from the darkness. This kind of showing off obviously couldn't hide from Satania's observation, it told the story Gu Tao, and Gu Tao didn't care at all, he just took out his ID and pointed at the camera on the door: "The leader of the special affairs handling team."
Soon, the door clicked softly, Gu Tao pushed it, and the door opened in response, and then saw a person walking towards them in the yard.
"Low-end bionic man." Satania said to Gu Tao: "The level is more than 2000 years behind me, huh."
"What are you humming..." Gu Tao couldn't laugh or cry: "Don't be arrogant, young man."
Hao Yang was stunned for a moment, then turned his head to look at Gu Tao: "Did you say anything?"
"It's okay." Gu Tao waved his hand: "I didn't talk to you."
The bionic man walked up to Gu Tao, raised his chin and stretched out his hand towards Gu Tao: "Nice to meet you, please show the invitation letter."
Gu Tao ignored him at all and walked straight inside, while Hao Yang showed his ID again: "We have authority."
"Understood, but his attitude is not comfortable." Although the bionic man said dissatisfaction, his tone was the same as usual: "Please pay attention to whether your behavior is in line with the norm."
When they were entangled, Gu Tao had already entered the room. After three infrared scans, it was confirmed that he was not carrying a weapon, and then the security equipment in the room was released, and Satania's disdainful voice sounded again: "Just by This? Want to scan me? Really... Captain, I'm angry."
"Calm down, you can't just want to pinch someone who is not as good as you."
"I understand...but Saya is really angry..."
"Don't be coquettish."
Ever since that bionic person, Satania's emotions are obviously not right. She is trying her best to show her current batch, whether it is emotional control or logical thinking ability, and even if Gu Tao doesn't control it, she may have to show it Force, after all, for the sake of safety, the King of Titans has come to a position 3000 meters above Gu Tao’s head, and can appear on the battlefield in less than ten seconds when needed. The aliens watched as the titans dismantled their battleships.
After entering the hall with exaggerated post-modern decoration style, Gu Tao sat in a room like the one in the Microsoft demonstration video and waited quietly. The housekeeping robot brought him coffee, and a mechanical cat followed him curiously. Jump in front of you.
"It's far from my dog." Satania sneered, "Chenchen's technical content is 100 million times that of it."
"Okay, okay, what are you complaining about..." Gu Tao laughed dumbly: "You have to compare this."
After drinking a cup of coffee, Gu Tao picked up the simulated electronic magazine on the table and flipped through it. This kind of low-end product has disappeared in the home planet for many years. Gu Tao remembers seeing it in the museum of Panhuman University, and It's the ancient hall... It feels like the terracotta warriors and horses displayed in the museum here. When I saw it, I felt nothing but lamented how strong the ancients were.
In fact, Gu Tao's perception of this place is not bad, but he has criticisms about the taste of the owner here. Technology is everywhere. This kind of sense of technology that is almost showing off is really meaningless. Gu Tao's favorite The style is the all-wooden decoration of Weiwei's room, returning to the basics and revealing the warmth of home, but here... To be honest, it really doesn't work.If he wants to enjoy technology, he might as well live on the Centaur.
After being served for a while, the owner of the house finally appeared. This is a man with blond hair and blue eyes. His figure is tall and straight, and he is very strong.Wearing clothes made of nanometer material, she fits well and is well-proportioned. There is a silver-haired woman beside her. This woman is not very old. She is wearing a combat uniform and has a very strong figure.
"Welcome to visit." The male alien walked up to Gu Tao and said politely to Gu Tao, "I don't know what to do?"
stiff!
This is the first evaluation Gu Tao gave him. This kind of feeling of relying on gourds is really too ungrounded. On the contrary, the girl behind him is looking at Gu Tao with great interest, her eyes revealing Show a kind of stubbornness that a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers.
"Hello." Gu Tao got up and reached out to him: "I am the leader of the special affairs handling team, Gu Tao."
"This is also a bionic person." Satania reminded: "It's just a relatively advanced bionic person with an electronic heart, which imitates the pulse of the heart with current pulses."
"Hello, I am the owner here, you can call me Velos."
"Hi, miss." Gu Tao tilted his shoulders and passed the bionic man, looking at the little girl behind him: "Can we stop talking through this guy?"
The girl was visibly taken aback and took a step back, frowning.
"Okay, let me introduce you formally. I am Gu Tao, one of the representatives of Earth Civilization Mysticism. Please allow me direct dialogue authority."
In fact, even if Gu Tao didn't need to be reminded by Satania, he knew that there was a little lady living here, the height of the sofa was adjustable, and the height of all the sofas in the living room would not make a grown man comfortable, Gu Tao So, let alone this bionic man who is half a head taller than Gu Tao.
The coffee cup is a product of the earth, with a cute shape, and the pillow on the sofa is also a furry product of the earth, which is incompatible with the sense of technology in the room, but after all, the commonality of human females is that they cannot resist cute objects, whether they are animals or decorations, so Gu Tao is understandable.
What really made him sure that the owner here was actually a little girl was the few electronic magazines. Gu Tao looked through all the historical records. 80.00% of the content was about fashion, clothing and classical love literature, and the remaining 20.00 % is about cultural analysis, so which normal tough guy would read such humble content about how to make a doll.
Unless... he is a licking dog.
"Tifa, unlock the direct conversation permission." The girl said.
And these words made Gu Tao and Satania spit out directly...
"Wait." Gu Tao suppressed a smile: "What did you just say?"
"Tifa, translated into Earth language is Tifa." The girl pointed to the bionic cat that was watching Gu Tao not far away: "It is my artificial intelligence housekeeper, named Tifa. It has wisdom."
"Bah! Fart!" Satania yelled angrily, "Don't pull me, I'm going to eat it raw!"
"Calm... calm down." Gu Tao suppressed a smile and turned his back: "Shouldn't we tell Sister Tifa about this as soon as possible?"
"That's right...then I linked to Miss Tifa."
The little girl didn't understand Gu Tao's strange behavior. At this time, Hao Yang, who had just verified his identity, walked in and smiled at Gu Tao: "Instructor Gu, the identity verification has been completed."
But Gu Tao didn't hear him, because he could hear Sister Tifa's nagging, that kind of insulted irritability, which was vividly reflected in the royal princess at this moment.
"They dare to use this name. They really don't know how to die. The Starburst missile has locked onto their mothership, ensuring that it can completely destroy this civilization's matchstick within 40 seconds!"
"Miss Tifa, let me correct your wording, it's kindling."
"They can also be called fire types!?"
Gu Tao finally calmed down, smiled and said to the girl, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a mechanical butler came over and took Gu Tao into the guest bathroom. After he closed the door, he sat on the edge of the bathtub and coughed, interrupting the chorus of Satania and Tifa: "Two One, two. Calm down, don't be so restless."
"Only it dares to be called Tifa?"
"It dares to say that it is an artificial intelligence?"
"Okay!" Gu Tao supported his forehead: "I came this time to see their technological level. I haven't started yet. I'm getting a headache from you two."
Soon, Tifa and Satania quieted down, and then Tifa, who had a higher authority, spoke out first: "Ma... Taotao, please educate this civilization that doesn't know the heights of the sky and the earth, this is my sister's. Personal request."
"Captain, if you agree with me to deal with that broken artificial intelligence, I will violate the moral privacy agreement and help you record the picture of Miss Jingyuan taking a shower."
"Huh?" Gu Tao was stunned: "What kind of exchange is this?"
"Okay... Captain."
Acting like a baby is not easy, Gu Tao categorically rejected the request of Satania and Tifa: "You two stop messing around, don't make trouble for nothing when you first meet."
"Then you can figure it out." Tifa was still angry: "My name is the name of sapphire glory, hereditary. Now it has the same name as a lowly artificial intelligence?"
"Oh..." Gu Tao rubbed his temples vigorously: "It's just the same name, let's talk about it later, okay... When I leave, let Satania change the name of this artificial intelligence to Wang Cuihua, okay?"
"Long live!"
Tifa and Satania called out at the same time.
"Three chapters of the agreement, I did not issue an order, you can't do it without permission."
"understand!"
(End of this chapter)
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