Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 312 The Vigorous Action of Sixth Xin
This wine is great.

It’s really powerful, no wonder it’s one of the famous brand wines, it’s only soft and sweet when you drink it, but the aftertaste is unimaginable, Xin Chen, who doesn’t drink much, will be unconscious after two glasses, Gu Tao If you drink more alcohol, your consciousness will become blurred after four or five glasses of wine. Even someone like Xiu Ling who has been soaked in wine jars since childhood will not be able to walk in a straight line after a catty.

There is a characteristic of people who drink, that is, as long as they are not completely broken, as long as there is still wine, they will not be able to stop at all. Anyway, Gu Tao completely forgot how much he drank. In short, when he got up, he hugged Xin Chen's feet and repaired them. Ling lay on the ground holding his underwear in his hand, while Xin Chen spit bubbles on the sofa. It can be said that there is no one alive.

"Damn it." Gu Tao wiped his face: "Satania, what happened last night?"

"It's wonderful." Satania replied: "Need to play the memory content?"

"Play it."

The eyepiece opened, and Gu Tao suddenly felt ashamed. After getting drunk last night, three people who were completely unconscious started to cook wine in the room and talk about heroes... Sitting on the ground, do you know who is the hero in the world?He said, I don't know about others, but Saber is a hero in the world.Gu Tao himself pressed his hands down with a serious face and said that I was going to vomit, whoever opened his mouth followed.

What a shame... Gu Tao rubbed his temples, hoping that the two of them wouldn't remember what happened last night.

"Satania, explain what's wrong with this wine."

"The analysis begins: the alcohol ratio of this wine is 30.00%, but because a hallucinogenic compound is produced during the brewing process, it will cause pleasant emotions and hallucinations in humans and is not addictive, because it is polluted by fungi during brewing. , this kind of fungus has a strong hallucinogenic effect, but it can restore the body function after being mixed with alcohol. The side effect is to lose the memory of drinking, do you need me to help you restore the memory?"

"Forget it..." Gu Tao shook his head vigorously: "I don't want to remember, is this thing immune?"

"Acetic acid can destroy its molecular structure, but it cannot be relieved if it is absorbed by the human body. The lethal dose is 25 liters at a time, and the metabolic cycle is six hours per liter."

25 liters of liquor?This is still acceptable. After all, it is like eating four tons of tomatoes to death. Few people can drink more than 20 catties of this thing at one time. It really... will break into pieces.

When Gu Tao woke up and was eating the cool grilled skewers on the table, Xiu Ling slowly opened her eyes, because she drank the most last night, so now her alcohol has not passed, and her face is still It was bright red, and her eyes were blurred. She knelt on the carpet, rubbed her eyes, looked weakly at the underwear in her hand, and then patted her chest, her expression froze immediately.

"Don't look at me like that." Gu Tao waved his hands repeatedly: "I didn't do anything. You said you didn't feel comfortable and pulled me off."

Xiu Ling slapped her forehead vigorously, stood up shakily and walked into the bathroom. While she was washing, Xin Chen also woke up. The first thing he did when he woke up was to look at his surroundings, and then immediately woke up. He made a video call, then approached Gu Tao and said, "Look, I am with my junior brother, and there is no woman."

Milk Tea Qian over there snorted coldly: "You two just fool around all day, drink and drink, you know how to drink."

After she finished speaking, she hung up the phone, and Xin Chen wiped the sweat from her brow: "It's dangerous, seventeen or eight calls. Urge to die."

Gu Tao took out his phone and found that there was no missed call, only Liu Zi sent him a message, saying that she was going to start the first round of action, and her team had officially assembled.

Gu Tao sighed and dialed the number six, but it was Weiwei who answered the phone. There was some noise on the other end of Weiwei, and Gu Tao coughed: "Weiwei, what are you doing?"

"I'm very busy, I neglected you during this time. I will make it up to you when you come back." Weiwei said apologetically, "You are not allowed to hook up with young ladies outside."

"Know it."

"Then I'm going to go out first, and the film and television company will start planning the first official movie today. Love you, see you."

"Wait!" Gu Tao coughed again, looked back at Xin Chen, and asked in a low voice, "You two...are you pregnant?"

Weiwei was stunned for a moment, then said in a low voice: "No... Sixth son just came yesterday, and I also came this morning."

Gu Tao was silent for a while: "Is there something wrong with me..."

"No, no, no." Weiwei hurriedly said, "Just turn around and work harder...Okay, okay, let's not talk, hang up first."

Hearing the busy tone on the phone, Gu Tao leaned on the sofa feeling lost.

"Snubbed out by your girlfriend?"

"Yeah." Gu Tao sighed: "So, it is also a very bad thing to let your girlfriend have a successful career. The two of them have gone crazy to prove that they are not flowerpots. It's better for you, the milk tea girl, to be safe and sound. vase."

"What a waste." Xin Chen also leaned on the sofa with a dead face: "She was recruited by Liu Zi, and now she is the head of Liu Zi's secret service."

This sixth child... Gu Tao really doesn't know what to say about her, but this is pretty good, at least she has something to do now, and she won't toss about what she has.Anti-cults are actually a long way to go. The tricks of demagogy have been banned since ancient times. To put it bluntly, it is too easy to make money. According to Gu Tao’s survey, in fact, 90.00% of the cults have more or less strange things behind them. power is maintained.

"Let me tell you." Gu Tao hugged his knees: "Faith is not a bad thing, but it is definitely not a good thing. Any devout believer is a potential cultist."

"Tell me, how did these people succeed? Why do I not believe it?"

At this time, Xiu Ling walked out of the bathroom. She redressed and looked radiant: "That's because you haven't experienced despair."

"Yes." Gu Tao nodded: "The last straw of despair."

Xin Chen curled his lips: "If they dare to find me, I'll give them a knocked head."

Almost crazy, what kind of evil cult dares to approach the Earthly Immortal?Although he is a low-class immortal, he is at least much better than the white-haired, yellow-willow-hued, willow ash. Should an earthly immortal be allowed to worship a yellow-skinned fox?That's really the most ridiculous thing in the world. If Xin Chen really comes across it, the whole temple will be destroyed.

But Xin Chen doesn't care. It doesn't mean that the common people, hardworking and vulgar people don't care. When modern technology and medicine can't explain something, those pseudo-theology will definitely take advantage of it. What kind of bullshit is it really true? It's funny, but there are always people who are dead horses as living horse doctors. In fact, they probably know that if they are sincere, then what kind of science will the country develop? Everyone will believe in rats and weasels. alright.

Do you believe that Jesus went to the moon?

"It's already noon, let's go eat something." Xin Chen got up: "I know there is a century-old restaurant that tastes good."

"Do you want to find out all the fly taverns when you arrive in a city?"

Xin Chen thought for a while: "Appetite is the easiest desire for adults to satisfy."

"your treat."

"I'll invite you." Xin Chen glanced at the unbelievably beautiful Xiuling: "Dead monster, what are you doing looking so good-looking when you eat?"

"I want you to take care of it, you pervert."

"Huh? I'm perverted? You ask around, and the brothers on the road say who is perverted."

"Yes." Xiu Ling said with a half-smile, "I don't know who was caught peeking at Yingri's junior sister taking a shower on Kunlun Mountain at the age of 17."

Gu Tao turned his head to look at Xin Chen, Xin Chen's face turned red immediately, and he tried hard to explain: "Junior brother... can the matter of a practitioner be called stealing? I just want to refer to their martial art practice Famen."

"Refer to the women's bathroom?"

"Where is she in the bathroom, she's in the room... Cough cough cough... cough..." Xin Chen waved his hands again and again, coughing until he was inhumane.

Xiu Ling looked disdainful, and then looked at Gu Tao: "It's just that, when I was eating, I told you about the recent situation, and I felt that something was wrong. And you just happened to tell me about yesterday's content."

"Ah."
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"Liu Zi, it's time to cut the ribbon."

"Come on."

Liuzi was wearing a black suit and sunglasses, and her ponytail was swinging briskly. She walked to a small single-family building in downtown SH and picked up the scissors. Everyone around her was a girl with good looks. They are all above the standard. Those who knew it was a so-called Feng Shui fortune-telling, ghost-catching and demon-catching club, but those who didn’t know really thought it was the girls from the Qinhuai River Louchuan who traveled across the group.

"Let me just say a few words. Although girls are not allowed to do it, we still have other ways to prove our value." Six sons picked up the microphone and said righteously: "Today is a small step for us. And a big step for women all over the world."

"It's over..." Wu Xue reminded in a low voice next to her: "The topic is beyond the outline."

The sixth son let out an oh, and continued: "The people standing here today are all elites from all walks of life. Among you are teachers, doctors, lawyers, retired soldiers, and active police officers. I hope you can show your strengths. The enthusiasm and ability. Those stinky men, if they don’t dare to take care of them, we will take care of them! If they don’t dare to catch them, we will catch them!”

"It's over again..." Wu Xue continued to remind in a low voice beside her: "Why didn't you follow the script?"

Liu Zi moved to the side: "From today... Wait for me to read the manuscript."

There was a burst of laughter from below, but the six sons took out a note unhurriedly: "Oh, here it is. Starting today, everyone's work will be 100% commissioned, and the organization's operating expenses will be borne by me personally, and Give high bonuses to outstanding volunteers."

"It's wrong, wrong...this is a complete loss."

"What do you know?" Liu Zi curled his lips: "Where is this? You can watch it later, you will never run out of money."

"Really?"

"My uncle is the best businessman in the world." Liu Zi whispered, "This is his plan for me."

Hearing Xu Santang's participation, Wu Xue, the shareholder, finally breathed a sigh of relief, but the six sons raised the scissors in their hands without pausing, and cut off the big flower, followed by the sound of suona, gongs and drums.

"The funeral atmosphere is already very strong." Wu Xue pointed to the gloomy so-called Ghost Catching and Exorcism Studio behind her: "Why do you still let people play the suona?"

"Tradition, you know. Tradition."

Finally, after tossing around, Liu Zi walked in, followed by a lot of girls, Yingying Yanyan was so lively, until Liu Zi led them to a large room, which was covered with name plates, and the sign also read: There are many contents, such as Liang Yongjing, professional lawyer, service scope legal aid, appeal, appeal, such as Chen Qi, professional Chinese medicine, service scope pediatric internal medicine, gynecology.Anyway, there are various introductions under each sign, and there is even Wu Xue's sign.

"What are these..." Wu Xue pointed to her photo card: "Is the scope of my service small loans?"

"It's a 24-month interest-free loan, but it requires collateral." The six sons said proudly, "Why did you see a small loan? Isn't there a hotel reservation and a New Year's Eve dinner reservation?"

Wu Xue can't laugh or cry, this guy... I really don't know how such a good man as Gu Tao fell in love with her. Although she is beautiful, her brain is really hard to use.

A bunch of people were tossing until noon, and they all dispersed. Liu Zi and a few staff members sat in the small building, entertaining the first customer who came to the door...

"Looking for a cat? We are such a big unit, you want us to look for a cat? Old lady, have you..."

"30, I will pay 30."

"Okay, what does the cat look like." Liu Zi nodded vigorously: "Where did you lose it?"

After filling out the materials and the agreement, the six sons began to shake people. This time, the person who appeared was a capable person who was favored by the six sons. This young lady was just a sophomore in high school. Sixth, she has superpowers. Although this superpower is terrible, she can only understand the language of animals, such as mice, cockroaches, cats and dogs. This kind of ability is usually funny, but now it has been turned over.

"If there are no accidents." Liu Zi looked at the girl who left with the old lady: "The first money will come."

Wu Xue was noncommittal, but suddenly asked: "Why didn't you choose City H, but here?"

"International metropolises are very tolerant and have a lot of people. When there are too many people, there are all kinds of birds. And in big cities, you know, there is a lot of pressure and there are a lot of perverts."

"Actually, to put it bluntly, you're just staring at your boyfriend right here? You say you don't care, but you're more nervous than anyone else in your heart." Wu Xue smiled and said, "I envy you all."

"You can't live."

The six sons were about to go up and pinch Wu Xue's neck, but Wu Xue dodged it sharply. She changed the direction and lay down in front of the table with a smile: "Have you been exposed? He dared to give you the power. In fact, he I believe you from the bottom of my heart, but you have made such a mess, besides looking for cats and dogs to catch mice, I don't believe anyone else will come to you for business."

Wu Xue really underestimated Liuzi. Before she could finish her words, a person walked in from the door. She was a woman. She couldn't tell her exact age. She looked like she was sixty, but her temperament and demeanor were only in her 40s. After she walked in, she asked tremblingly and tremblingly: "Can you do anything here...?"

"Yes, yes, it can do anything, what do you want to do?"

The woman was a little embarrassed to speak, but in the end she pretended to be calm and said, "Dirty things."

Upon hearing this, Liu Zi's ears perked up, and she took out a form: "Fill it out, and describe in detail what you are asking for help."

The woman was stunned for a moment, but she still sat on the stool and began to write. Liu Zi waited and looked at what she wrote. When she saw her personal information, this woman was only 36 years old? If you are less than 40 years old, you are so old?This is how much suffering she has suffered. Look at Wu Xue, who is only a few years younger than her, and still looks bright and moving.

"Look what I'm doing..." Wu Xue pointed at herself, "I'm only 29! 29!"

"Come on, you are four years older than me. I am already 26 and called 27."

Wu Xue rolled her eyes: "Shut up!"

And soon, the woman finished writing the list, Liu Zi took the list and read it around, and then handed it to a little girl who was tricked from the base next to him: "Look at it."

The reason above is that strange noises are always heard in the middle of the night, and the whole alley is very cold, and there are occasional low growls and harsh sounds of nails scraping against the wall that I have never heard before, and there are always hammers beating the ground in the middle of the night Tremors, and even because of these abnormalities, the people in the whole alley have encountered all kinds of troubles, and the best are weak and sick.

These clues were quickly transmitted to the base, and the professional players at the base analyzed it—this is a zombie!

After getting the receipt, the six sons walked into the room, searched around, and then turned over the signboard of Jingyuan...

"This is a sledgehammer for killing chickens." The six sons said to themselves, and after thinking about it, they turned back the scriptures, and then gave Qin Shaofeng, who has been training his IQ hard, and Xu Mengmeng, who has been practicing knives with a knives. Turned it up, and when Liu Zi returned to the front desk, he asked the woman, "How much do you plan to pay?"

"I have no money……"

"No money..." Liu Zi rubbed his chin: "It's okay! I'll take it if you don't have any money. You just need to spread the word a little bit more. People will be here in two hours. Come over in two hours."

The woman walked away with a blank face, and Wu Xue came over quietly: "What's the problem?"

"Don't you believe that someone will come to your door?" Liu Zi smiled and pinched Wu Xue's face: "Are you convinced?"

"It's not a question of whether you accept it or not... I don't understand why someone would come looking for you?"

"I don't know either, but I know someone will be looking for you! I just want to ask if you are strong."

In less than two hours, Xu Mengmeng and her childhood sweetheart Qin Shaofeng came. One of them carried a long alloy stick and the other carried a box with a sword. They rushed in happily. Xu Mengmeng Le Hehehe asked: "Where are they? Where are the zombies!"

(End of this chapter)