Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 303 The Trouble of Brother Kunlun
After driving the frightened girl out of the car, Gu Tao went straight into Hot Pot City, and then sent Xiu Ling the location. Xiu Ling arrived very quickly, and arrived in about 10 minutes. The entanglement is whether to order the mandarin duck pot or the red oil pot.

"Health pot."

Xiu Ling put the bag on the opposite side of Gu Tao, pulled the chair and sat down, and pressed the skirt while sitting down.

Gu Tao was taken aback, then raised his head to look at the person in front of him: "Who are you?"

"Xiu Ling." Xiu Ling looked at Gu Tao dumbfounded: "It has changed a lot?"

dramatic change?Brother, you are no longer a change, you are simply reincarnated.Today's spiritual cultivator... How should I put it, she is simply a fairy who has descended to the earth, and she is a casual fairy. She wears short white casual clothes on her upper body, and wears a long linen skirt on her lower body. She looks quite cute, and her face may be... I wear makeup, but it should be lipstick and blush, but this is enough. The skin itself is easy to break. I grew up in the Kunlun Mountains without pollution. It is not an exaggeration to describe it as pure and pure, with a little cosmetic embellishment. It can already bring out his temperament to the maximum.

"Really women's clothing?"

"It's strange that I wear men's clothes..." Xiu Ling took off his coat, only wearing a slim sweater, and patted his chest: "I can't hide it anymore."

Gu Tao glanced at it and found... Really, almost all of them have C-hood.Not seen for a few days, growing fast enough.

"What to eat, order." Gu Tao looked away: "But if you let your brothers and sisters know that Brother Xiu Ling is dressed like this and eating hot pot with a man, they will go crazy."

"Then I don't want to be a human anymore." Xiu Ling curled his lips and took the menu: "We won't talk about work today, why are you here suddenly?"

"I'm still surprised, you are not in Kunlun Mountain, why did you come here?"

"Work." Xiu Ling sighed: "Recently...forget it, don't mention those things, why did you come?"

Gu Tao took a sip of water and said helplessly, "Same, let's go to work. By the way, send the kitten and my niece to school here."

"Jing Yun?"

"Ah."

"It will be very troublesome for her to recover her demon body."

"All aspects have been monitored." Gu Tao poured Xiu Ling a glass of water: "What to drink? Beer or drink."

"Warm water." Xiu Ling's expression became strange: "It's not convenient today."

With a puff, Gu Tao sprayed all the water in his mouth on the table. He quickly took a napkin and began to wipe it off. While wiping, he looked at Xiu Ling: "No way..."

Xiu Ling spread his hands, and said frankly and helplessly: "The last time I transformed seven days ago, my masculine characteristics have completely disappeared. I have been trying to adapt to the transfer from the men's toilet to the women's toilet these days, and I have also paid attention to a few beautiful girls. Makeup blogger."

"Hahahaha..." Gu Tao covered his eyes with a smile: "Big brother, congratulations."

"Congratulations, my life has been completely ruined." Xiu Ling took out a candy from Gu Tao's face indifferently, stuffed it into his mouth, and said without restraint: "How old are you, you eat candy all day long .”

"I don't have any sugar, I'm afraid I'm going to die." Gu Tao also took out one, chewed it in his mouth, and then stretched out his hand: "Waiter, first order two bottles of beer and a plate of peanuts."

When ordering food, the content of the two people's chat was actually a conversation between men. Gu Tao couldn't accept the fact that Xiuling was already a daughter, so he asked a lot of embarrassing and private questions, while Xiu Ling Ling also didn't care about all the answers.

"Actually, if you really want to be a man again, it's not impossible." Gu Tao poured the duck intestines into the hot pot: "I'll find a way for you."

"Forget it." Xiu Ling lifted up his sleeves slightly to pick up the meat in the pot, revealing onion-like arms and a small golden bracelet with a small bell on it, very cute: "Strictly speaking, I still Enjoyed it."

"What's the enjoyment? What's the enjoyment of this thing?" Gu Tao touched his chin and thought for a moment: "When your breasts got bigger, did you touch them in the mirror?"

"I touched it all night." Xiuling used a tissue to dip the oil on his mouth: "Then it became bigger and bigger. I didn't dare to ask others, so I asked online. Later, I kept wearing sportswear. Underwear, but it would be uncomfortable if it was too tight. Then I had to go to work anyway, so I just wore normal underwear."

"I reckon..." Gu Tao pondered for a moment: "There must be a C."

"It's D." Xiu Ling looked very serious: "It's as long as a blown balloon."

Gu Tao did the math, among the girls around him, the only one who could fight with Xiu Ling was the Goddess, the six sons were prettier than Xiu Ling, but they lost in chest.Sister Tifa doesn't lose her breasts or face, but she is a little short. Weiwei is instantly killed in all aspects. Only Sister Eucalyptus can compare with Xiuling head-on in all aspects.

As for the people coming and going in the hall, those stinky men would subconsciously turn their heads and take a few glances when they saw Xiuling. There were even a few perverts who sneaked around and took photos.

"You seem to enjoy it." Gu Tao stuffed a large piece of beef into his mouth: "They secretly took pictures of you."

"Let's shoot." Xiu Ling brushed her hair behind her ears, gently put a shrimp ball to her mouth and took a bite, very delicately: "I don't care what people want to do."

"That's right, then you must be struck up by a lot of people when you walk on the street, after all, you are such a beautiful woman."

Xiu Ling looked helpless: "You don't need to repeat it."

"Isn't this curious? After all, it's the first time I've seen such a complete sex change." Gu Tao shook his head: "You have no flaws at all."

"Of course not." Xiu Ling said without hesitation: "I have been disgusted with my body since I was a child. Isn't it good now? It's good to be a woman."

Gu Tao whistled frivolously and asked with a playful smile: "I thought about it before, if one day I suddenly became a woman, would I want to make my brothers feel good?"

"What?" Xiu Ling raised his eyebrows and glanced at Gu Tao: "Do you want to have fun?"

"Ah...hahaha, just kidding, I can't bear it psychologically. I'm just kidding." Gu Tao shook his head again and again: "By the way, let me ask you something."

"Say."

In fact, even if you change your personal spiritual cultivation in front of Gu Tao, you will still have some high-coldness of the big brother Kunlun in your gestures, so even at this kind of friendly dinner, there are still very few words, basically Gu Tao There was an active atmosphere, but Gu Tao was not embarrassed, after all he knew what kind of virtue the guy in front of him was.

"A while ago..."

Gu Tao told Xiu Ling about the disappearance of his spirit body. Xiu Ling also listened carefully, and then carefully observed Gu Tao's face and complexion. After Gu Tao finished speaking, he used a clean pair of The chopsticks clamped the middle finger of Gu Tao's left hand.

"Ahem...what are you doing?"

Xiu Ling didn't answer him, but just put his red mouth close to Gu Tao's finger, and before Gu Tao was startled, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his finger, and Xiu Ling let go of his hand. Finger, took out a thin silver needle from his pocket, drew a drop of blood from Gu Tao's fingertip, then Xiu Ling turned a plate upside down on the table, and then dripped the drop of blood on it, his hand moved slightly , the blood fainted, he looked at the fainted blood, raised his head and asked Gu Tao: "What spell did you use?"

"No, I can't do magic." Gu Tao shook his head vigorously in denial.

"That's weird, it's nourishing the soul and reviving the soul."

"What... is called cultivating the soul and reviving the soul."

Xiuling picked up the chopsticks and said while eating: "Nursing the soul and reviving the soul is a magic method for refining ghosts. It was born in the land of Jingchu. A powerful warlock once used this magic to refine a ghost king that was unparalleled in the world. The Taoist ancestors were all shocked when they saw it. You have to take a detour. However, because this technique pays attention to the right time, place, and people, and it is passed on within but not to outsiders, and from men to women, it has been lost over time. Why does this thing appear on your body?"

"How to remove it?"

"Oh, yes." Xiu Ling nodded lightly: "Just take out your three souls and seven souls, put them into the sky fire formation and temper them for seven to seven days. .”

Gu Tao opened his mouth and remained silent for a long time, then coughed twice: "Let's talk about other ways."

"When you can't control the soul you refined, it will bite back its master, take your body, and swallow your soul. There is no need for you to deal with it. After all, it has already been dealt with."

"Ah?" Gu Tao was taken aback: "What should I do?"

"I don't know, it's a lost spell. But it is still surprisingly weak now. Although you are also very weak, if there are no adventures, it will have a chance to bite you back in more than a hundred years."

"You deliberately didn't tell me..." Gu Tao scratched his head and said, "This is too awkward."

"You are not honest with me. Why should I analyze it for you? You told me that you did nothing for such a difficult spell?"

This was really an injustice to Gu Tao, so Gu Tao aggrievedly told Xiu Ling all the ins and outs of this incident, including the synchronization of mental power before preparing to reshape the spirit body, and Xiu Ling finally understood after listening. He tapped the bowl lightly with his chopsticks: "There's really nothing you can do about it. After it has cultivated enough, it will communicate with you. Then you can try again. You can only rely on yourself in this matter." And maybe it was a blessing in disguise?"

"Oh...that's it." Gu Tao sighed, "I knew He Yuxiang would take care of it."

"Why didn't you call me?"

"Yes, yes, I will call you if you encounter such a thing in the future."

"Yeah." Xiu Ling nodded in satisfaction: "However, according to the current speed, it may take more than ten years for it to appear. I will give you a set of mental methods. You run your inner breath three times a day, and you will see it soon." You have arrived at this spirit body lodged in your soul."

Gu Tao thought for a while, and suddenly asked mysteriously: "You want to turn me into a sister..."

"Yes, yes, do you want to practice?"

"Practice, practice, practice." Gu Tao waved his hand: "You are really a domineering president."

Xiu Ling laughed and folded his arms: "Anyway, this matter is big or small. Don't take it too seriously."

After listening to the elder brother's instructions, Gu Tao felt relieved. Judging from his appearance, it shouldn't be a big deal, so Gu Tao was not afraid, but because of this, he became interested in this strange spell, so Later, he pestered Xiu Ling to ask questions.

If it was Xin Chen, he would have been irritable, but after all, he is a well-known and decent senior brother like Kunlun. He is really patient. He took the trouble to explain the problems to Gu Tao. Many problems are entry-level second-hand questions. Although Baidu can't reach it, but it is indeed a low-end question, and he has given perfect answers.

"You and Xin Chen are dueling, who is better?"

"He is strong with a sword, but without a sword, he can't even touch the corner of my clothes." Xiu Ling pouted to express his dissatisfaction: "It's just a good sword."

"What about you? Where is your sword? I remember that you are also a sword fairy."

"Yeah." Xiu Ling nodded helplessly: "Because of the exercises, the flying swords on Kunlun refused to recognize me, so I majored in Qimen."

"What if you had a good sword?"

"It's hard to come by." Xiu Ling frowned: "No one would make flying swords for Kunlun disciples."

Gu Tao was silent for a while, then raised his head: "I can make one for you, although it must not be as perverted as Mengxiong."

"No." Xiu Ling shook his head quickly: "It's not even as good as him, I'd rather not."

Gu Tao rubbed his hands and said to Xiu Ling with a smile: "Look, according to my current development trend, I am destined to expand my business to the whole country and even the world, and I will definitely There is a certain conflict with Kunlun, you know what I mean."

"So you just want to please and bribe me." Xiuling poured himself a cup of hot water, frowned and put a hand on his lower abdomen: "It's useless, I don't count. Even if you build a flying sword for me, it's okay waste."

"How could it be wasted? Did I tell you about my blueprint?"

"No."

"Then I'll start." Gu Tao put down the bowl and chopsticks: "Have you heard of spiritual recovery?"

Xiu Ling shook his head, then turned his head and looked out the window, he stretched out his finger: "Let's not talk about resuscitation or not, someone is going to smash your car."

Gu Tao stretched out his head and took a look, and found that the girl he had thrown on the roadside before was standing behind the prodigal son driving an R8, and in front of him were walking a dozen people, holding things like sticks and iron pipes. Then, the R8 prodigal pointed at Gu Tao's car and said something, and those people quickly surrounded Gu Tao's broken car.

"Let them smash it first." Gu Tao withdrew his gaze: "Let's talk about spiritual energy recovery first."

Xiu Ling smiled and turned around: "Okay, you say."

When Gu Tao was talking about the completion of the plan for comprehension, those people outside also started to work. Those things hit Gu Tao's small broken car with a tinkling clang, but no matter how hard it was, it was like a mud cow into the sea, even if it was a car. None of the windows could be broken, and several sticks were broken, but nothing happened to the car.

This made those people dumbfounded. They stood there and looked back at the R8 prodigal son, but he gritted his teeth, grabbed a water pipe from the side and went into battle himself. On A's front windshield, there was a reaction this time, but it was only a flicker on the front screen, and then a huge force was fed back, sending him flying ten meters away, rolling handsomely on the ground After more than 20 laps, he sat up in embarrassment with blood on his face, stared blankly at his broken arm, and let out a miserable cry after a while.

Hearing the cry, Gu Tao stopped describing, poked his head out for a look, and just about to shout, Xiu Ling dragged him back: "I haven't finished talking yet, continue."

"It's going to be a bit confidential later on." Gu Tao smiled and sat back: "You have to listen, but you are one of our own."

Xiu Ling stared into his eyes, then suddenly laughed, and Gu Tao also laughed together. After the two of them finished laughing, Xiu Ling stood up and said, "Let's go down and have a look."

"Then I'll pay first."

(End of this chapter)