Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 296 Creating a New Profit Model
How many years has it been since someone successfully crossed the catastrophe?And it's still a nine-fold heavenly tribulation, so it should have reached the point of exterminating heaven's punishment, right?No, maybe this is the real punishment from heaven, but it is true that something has successfully crossed the catastrophe, and two at a time.

After receiving the news, the Kunlun sect could no longer sit still. Three of the masters came directly here. One of them was the Grand Master of Jingyuan, and the other two were the chief elders of the largest sect in Kunlun. Even Xiuling The boss of the master would scream when he saw it.

The last one left is Kunlun's only spiritual demon master. He is half human and half demon, just like a kitten. If it weren't for his existence, the kitten would have been used as an alchemy by some evil-minded guy.And the strength of these three people can be said to be unfathomable, and the real fairy level is a matter of front and back.

"Grand Master! Little Grand Master!"

The kitten has a keen sense of smell, and the moment these three people appeared, she jumped up from the crowd, hugged the half-demon old man and began to act like a spoiled child, and soon Jing Yuan also walked out of the crowd, and gave him a puff. The three old men knelt down.

"Disciple Sutra..."

"Okay, okay." Tai Shigong patted Jing Yuan's head: "We all know, there is nothing wrong with you."

Jing Yuan's eyes were moist, but he refused to lift his head.

"Little thing, take us in." The half-demon boss squeezed Jing Yun's face: "Let us see who is so blessed."

"Ah, little Tai Shigong. You have to ask the senior sister about this. The senior sister has the final say here."

"Jing Yun!" Jing Yuan frowned, "Don't talk nonsense in front of anyone."

After scolding the kitten, she raised her head and looked at the highly respected third elder in front of her: "You three Grand Masters, I am just a part-time worker here. Talking... This is not the place for us to chat. You three should go in and have a cup of tea first. "

The three old men looked at each other, and then followed Jing Yuan into the base with their hands behind their backs. After entering the gate, Jing Yuan turned around and raised a hand: "Group two, clear the field and wipe your butt."

Liuchun responded, and immediately began to organize the clearing activities. These things are the content of daily training, such as clearing the arena, dealing with rumors from the outside world, etc., so the second group moved very fast, strictly prohibited, and at the same pace. There is such a meaning.

"Little things, are you still used to it after going down the mountain?"

"Go back to Grand Master, everything is fine." Jing Yuan turned slightly to the side and bowed and replied, "It's just that occasionally...I feel homesick."

"Hehehe." The half-demon old man stroked his beard: "Little cat, have you been wronged here?"

"Of course not. I eat well and sleep well here, and I have many good friends. The only pity is that the uncle doesn't want me to be his girlfriend..." Kitten sighed deeply: "I'm already 16 years old It's too small."

"I'm one thousand and six." The half-demon boss twisted her nose: "I dare to call myself a kid in front of your father."

"My father..." The kitten was stunned for a moment: "Is he still alive?"

The other two old men cast a reproachful glance at the half-demon boss, and he just shrugged, realizing that he had said something wrong, but in order to answer the kitten, he still touched her little head and said, "Your father ... Now in a very safe place, if you rush out rashly, something will happen."

The kitten glanced at the device for crossing the robbery on the playground in the distance, and nodded thoughtfully: "He is also going to cross the robbery, right? So you put him under the Kunlun formation, right?"

The three old men sighed in unison, and the half-demon boss silently shook his head: "Little cat, your father's situation... will definitely not be able to withstand the thunder and fire calamity. What if Kunlun does not have the sacred beast that protects the mountain."

"Well..." The kitten thought for a while, then suddenly raised his head: "That's it, I can't live without my father, it's better than locking him up, than letting him be struck to death by lightning. At that time, my uncle will Anyone who went to rescue him, he would let Sister An go through the robbery."

"That's what we're here for."

Bringing the three old men to the living room, Jing Yuan hurriedly waited on them, and after a while Gu Tao came in wearing regular clothes, the three old men didn't get up, but instead Gu Tao bowed to the three of them with fists in his arms: "Several old gentlemen have long admired their names."

This scene made Jingyuan breathe a sigh of relief. She had always been afraid that Gu Tao's temper would be tough with the three grand masters. It would not be a big deal to fight with Xiu Ling or even kill him. At most, it would be Kunlun alone. The sect never ceases to die, but if these three masters are offended, then Kunlun will really go all out.

"You are so young." The Grand Master of Jingyuan took a sip of tea: "Boy, I have heard of you a long time ago."

"You should be from the Lingshan Mountain. The grand master of Jingyuan is also her great-great-grandfather. We are our own people, and I always regard Jingyuan as my younger sister." Gu Tao bent ninety degrees: "Forgive me for not kneeling gone."

"Not so polite." The man from Lingshan twirled his beard and looked Gu Tao up and down, his eyes filled with admiration: "I'm so glad you know me."

"It's not just you." Gu Tao turned around and pointed at the half-demon boss: "Thank you for taking care of this naughty little cat for so many years, Master Ziying. Ziying with the purple and blue swords is yours." Real body, after Qingsuo died, you lived in Kunlun in seclusion, and you were said to be a half-demon, but you are actually a sword spirit."

"Hey!" Ziying glanced at Gu Tao in surprise: "Okay, kid. Then do you know who the boring gourd next to me is?"

Gu Tao turned around and looked at the bald old man who had been silent all this time. He half-closed his eyes and did not speak, but Gu Tao laughed: "This should be one of the three Dharma kings of Daleiyin Temple in Emei, who lives in Kunlun. Concentrating on cultivation, fellow practitioner of Buddhism and Taoism, Mr. Huzhong's master, Taoist name Cihang was conferred as Master, Buddha's name is unknown, and he has practiced golden words, and he will not speak unless it is absolutely necessary. I have already ordered the kitchen to use vegetable oil for today's meals. Stained with a little bit of meat."

"Old friend, this kid is interesting." Ziying looked Gu Tao up and down: "How did you know that?"

Where else can I come from, Master Xiu Ling.Gu Tao told Xiuling about the tribulation here, and immediately told him to prepare to welcome the Kunlun Three Saints. Gu Tao asked him what the Three Saints were, and Xiuling told him that they were the three transcendent old Buddhas on Kunlun. The kind who don't ask common things and only seek the way, they will definitely come and have a look when the Nine Heavens Tribulation comes here, especially if the catastrophe is successfully overcome, they will definitely not be able to bear it.

Xiu Ling not only told Gu Tao the identities of these three people, but also shared their preferences and personality traits. Ziying is an old naughty boy, but he is the ancestor of the sword fairy, the first god with both form and spirit. The sword, once a thing of the Taoist ancestor, is powerful but has a cheerful personality, and is easier to speak, and it doesn't matter if you joke around.

The master of Lingshan is the master of the illusion sect. His illusion, talisman, and celestial master skills are unparalleled in the world. He is more rigid and cares about etiquette, but he has a good heart.

But I don't know that smelly monk, although he doesn't speak, is the most difficult to deal with. He has a clear mind, he practices closed mouth meditation, he cultivates other minds, and he cultivates the three realms. It is Jiang Ziya's magic whip, the god who beats the gods beats the evildoers, and the rag shoes are lotus root silk walking cloud shoes, the treasure of the legendary Monkey King.This guy is very difficult to speak. It can be said that he is the leader of the Three Sages, but anyone with evil, greedy, and obsessive thoughts will not fall into his eyes, and those who speak nonsense, lies, and slander will be punished by him.

"My friend told me." Gu Tao didn't lie: "He asked me to entertain the Three Saints well."

Ziying turned his head and took a look at Mian Hulu, who nodded slightly, and immediately laughed: "Okay, the little thing is sensible, we haven't gone down the mountain for more than a hundred years, come and serve wine and food! Give me an elbow. "

Before he finished speaking, the instep of his foot was stepped on. He grinned for a while, and waved his hands again and again: "Vegetarian dishes are fine. Vegetable dishes are fine. We talked while eating. The old men haven't come down for many years."

"Wait a moment, I'll go and order."

Gu Tao retreated, and Jingyuan ordered the kitten to stay here for a while, and the ancestors also walked out together.

"Have you changed your temper today?"

Jing Yuan was in a very good mood: "So polite all of a sudden."

"It's not for you." Gu Tao glanced at her: "Your natal family is here, and I want to be cold-nosed and cold-faced. They may think you have suffered some wrong here."

"What natal family!" Jing Yuan stomped his feet: "How do you talk?"

"Oh." Gu Tao stood still: "Xiu Ling said, now the whole Kunlun knows that you eloped with me, who made the plan? Who told Xiu Ling that I belonged to her man?"

"I... this..." Jing Yuan was taken aback for a moment, then said dumbfounded, "Isn't that all subject to authority?"

"Now it's a fait accompli. You haven't seen the way your three ancestors look at me. That's the way my father-in-law looks at his son-in-law!"

Jing Yuan was at a loss for words for a while, when she saw her kissing Tai Shigong and looking at Gu Tao, her eyes were really looking at her son-in-law. Old man, this is all right, there is no need to explain it.

"What's my name?" Gu Tao walked into the kitchen, and Jing Yuan followed him: "I'm just saying that the fox was not caught, and I caused a lot of trouble. We are just ordinary colleagues. If one day you quit, your mother's family will When people saw it, huh? Bullying my Kunlun girl? Then a group of people blocked my door to explain, what do you think I should do, should I hit or not?"

"No... I've been evicted."

"Xiu Ling said that you were expelled from the sect. Isn't there a rule in Kunlun that life is Kunlun people and death is Kunlun ghost? If you want to mess around, even if you are expelled, they will still come to clean up the sect, isn't it like this? "

While talking, Gu Tao cut the tofu into small cubes and threw it into the hot oil pan for frying: "So you better show me your tricks, the lie detector is there, I will find a way to hide your brainwaves, Otherwise, I don't care if you are forcibly taken back to Kunlun."

"How can you not care about it?" Jingyuan picked up the kitchen knife and chopped vegetables: "Can I still have a good life if I take it back?"

"I can take care of the spiritual training belt. I can take care of the Jingmeng belt. If your parents want to take you, how can I take care of it? If your grandfather wants to take you, how can I take care of it? If your ancestor wants to take you, how can I take care of it? Don't say we The two of us are ordinary colleagues, even if our two children are six and a half years old, if they say they want you to go back, I won’t fart.” Gu Tao scooped up the fried tofu cubes with a colander and filtered the oil: “You said yes This makes no sense."

Jingyuan remained silent for a long time, just put the side dishes in his hand into the wok and stir-fried, then took the diced tofu in Gu Tao's hand and poured it in, added bean paste and oyster sauce and started to stir-fry: "Then what do you think? .”

"Don't act like a baby with me, it's useless." Gu Tao began to blanch a handful of lettuce with hot water, and then used it to wrap the meatballs mixed with cooked bean dregs, cooked shiitake mushrooms, and cooked bamboo shoots: "I tell you, I told you earlier not to be smart, but you didn't listen. If you want to get married in the future, you only have two choices."

"What choice?" Jing Yuan's heart suddenly jumped.

"Why don't you marry an idiot, that is, the kind of idiot who has to fight with you for so much money in the country, why don't you improve the mountain construction instead of supporting Africa. Or marry a smart person who you can't win no matter what, The kind that can overwhelm you." Gu Tao put the meatballs wrapped in lettuce on the steamer: "Otherwise, you will suffer for the rest of your life."

"I don't want to marry a fool." Jing Yuan curled his lips, then lowered his head: "But there is no one who is smarter than me..."

"You really have self-confidence." Gu Tao quickly shredded a few peppers, put them in water to remove the greenness and bitterness, then poured hot oil into the pot, and stir-fried the fungus, enoki mushrooms, and carrots cut by Jingyuan: "Today, I will pay for your immaturity. They must have come here to talk to me about the catastrophe. Sister Yu has just finished evolving, so she can't play today. Mengxiong is not stable now, so it's all up to me."

"I can help you."

"Just shut up." Gu Tao glanced at Jing Yuan: "Don't do anything else."

Jing Yuan opened his mouth, feeling aggrieved and unwilling... But he couldn't refute the chattering Gu Tao.

"Go pick out the pumpkin and cut it into pieces, steam it into a puree in a pan, and then take it out. Mix the flour of the pancake, no need to put yeast." Gu Tao quickly prepared the side dishes: "Use milk! Don't put it in. Use water! How can you be so stupid."

"Oh..." Jing Yuan pouted, his face full of unwillingness: "Then what?"

"Go, go, wait outside, it's none of your business."

The bullied Jing Yuan angrily sat outside and waited. She looked at Gu Tao's busy back and muttered a few curses, but she suddenly made herself laugh while cursing. , and then he just rested his chin and looked at the busy-mouthed and arrogant bastard inside.

In fact, she was really curious about this guy. No matter how you look at it, he is a low-class stinky man, no different from those people on the street. He is greedy for money, lustful, despicable and shameless, but he is often able to do some unexpected things. What is it about resisting the catastrophe, what is it about beating monsters like Xiuling and still being friends, how to please the ancestors with strange personalities, and so on.

"But he's a bastard no matter what." Jing Yuan suddenly thought of the way he had ridiculed himself just now, and unconsciously pouted: "Hmph."

(End of this chapter)