Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 290 It's okay if you can't die.

Is there a way? There is really no way. Now there is a paradox. Going back to modern times can use the method of particle decomposition to disintegrate the weird refresh mechanism on Wen Ying, but the premise is that Gu Tao can return to modern times, but if he can return Modern times also mean that the woman in front of her is already dead, so there is no need for him to disintegrate.

So under the influence of the paradox, he can neither return to modern times nor Wen Ying die.

So the solution is really no way, but who is Gu Tao? Mouth, tell stories, tell jokes.

Although Wenying's emotional system has degraded a lot after thousands of years, how can she stand up to the various short stories and jokes created by sand sculpture netizens in the era of information explosion in later generations, so even though her emotional expression is not exaggerated, her smile is still Never retreated.

She rested her chin and looked at Gu Tao who was dancing on the other side of the fire, her face was reddened by the light of the fire, but at this moment her ordinary face appeared calm and at ease, unexpectedly showing a kind of moving demeanor.

"Before, I had a friend who went to buy a starling. As soon as he entered the door, he pointed to a starling and asked how much the bird cost. Then someone answered him and said [-] yuan. He said I want it, but then there was another person. Said three hundred coins, my friend was not convinced, so he shouted five hundred coins, both of them seemed to lose their temper, the price of the starling went up to five pennies, my friend bought the starling for the sake of face, he Feeling reconciled, he carried the starling to the back room and shouted, "Boss, can this starling talk?" Then he looked at the starling and said, otherwise, who do you think is asking you for a price?"

Wen Ying burst into laughter, "That friend of yours is really stupid."

"Isn't it?" Gu Tao sighed: "It's the guy who fought with you, don't look at him like that, he is stupid."

Sister Wen pursed her lips and smiled, the pear dimple at the corner of her mouth looked quite interesting.

"By the way, Miss Wen, someone told you that you are very good-looking?"

"Me?" Wen Ying was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "I was born with mediocre looks."

"No, no, absolutely not." Gu Tao poked the fire with a stick: "You, you don't belong to the kind that looks amazing, but the more you look at it, the more beautiful it is. The absolutely attractive type is the legendary one. Wife face. And you look different from the rumors outside, your eyes are very soft, you don't look like a bad person. "

"Am I not bad enough?"

In fact, everything in the world is ever-changing, but only the dog is ever-changing.Don’t talk about smelling the baby, even if it’s licking the baby, watching the baby, listening to the baby, and touching the baby together, it’s all right, isn’t it just a lick, licking her head first, licking her to lose herself, and then everything is fine Done, what did the cat say?Women are creatures of the moment, no matter what kind of girl, three years old, eight years old, 80 years old, [-] years old, as long as the licking is in place, everything will be fine.

"You can't be considered bad." Gu Tao moved his position, and put his cold butt close to the fire: "If I were you, I would have collapsed 800 years ago, what Chang'an Luoyang HD Chengdu, I will give you a fire Yes. You are still holding back your eyes to usurp the throne and put an end to the troubled times, so I feel that you are already so kind, you are a female Bodhisattva."

"Little thing." Wen Ying smiled, shook her head and ignored Gu Tao's nonsense.

But if she doesn't talk to her, it doesn't mean that Gu Tao thinks he's successful. A good licking dog must have a clear self-positioning. Expansion is the number one taboo, so he rubbed his hands: "Sister Wen, I'm not afraid of your jokes. If I were as old as you, I would risk my life to pursue you. At worst, I would be chopped off by your sword. After reincarnation, at worst, I would let you cut me down again. You will not die anyway, so I will keep chasing you. It is not enough to have three births, so let nine births be nine, and be a cow or a horse."

"Being a cow or a horse?" Wen Ying asked, covering her mouth.

"Well..." Gu Tao nodded seriously: "As long as you give grass."

"You have become an ox and a horse, so I naturally want to give you grass."

Gu Tao suppressed a smile, stood up and coughed: "Sister Wen, let me go and make it easier."

Wen Ying froze for a moment, then looked aside: "Go."

After he went out, he patted the tree trunk and laughed for 3 minutes. It was really cool to take advantage of it. Gu Tao said at the beginning that the reason why girls on earth are pure and cute is because they don’t want to make fun of it just because of a word. Ask a dialectical question, and the ancient earth girl is even more so. Gu Tao really dare not open this kind of colored joke with Sister Tifa, and will be scolded.Even if I told Liu Zi and the others, not only would they not be able to laugh, but they would even say something more obscene.

But the young ladies in ancient times are pure and pure, they really give grass when they say it is grass, and they cooperate very well.

After laughing enough, he took a pee, and Gu Tao returned to the cave. He shook off the rainwater from his body, and said, "It's raining really hard outside. If this continues, the Wei River will flood."

He was halfway through speaking, but found that Wen Ying was tilting his head and looking at him in surprise, Gu Tao blinked: "Sister Wen, why are you looking at me like that?"

"You..." Wen Ying asked lightly, "Why didn't you leave?"

"Ok?"

Gu Tao was also stunned, he didn't understand what Wen Ying meant, but he came to his senses in an instant, Wen Ying was going to let him go...

"Don't go or go, I will go back sooner or later, stay with you before I go back." Gu Tao took off his wet coat and hung it by the fire: "Sister Wen, let me ask you, why did you Ready to seize power?"

"Are you listening to the truth?"

"Whatever you want." Gu Tao said casually while drying his clothes, "It's okay to tell lies, but it's cruel to force people to tell the truth."

Wen Ying didn't seem to care what Gu Tao said, just smiled: "Because I want to have the rights of Wushuang, and then help me find a way to make me die."

"It's like Qin Shihuang looking for the elixir of life." Gu Tao shook off his clothes and looked at Wen Ying: "Sister Wen, do you only think of death?"

"Huh?" Wen Ying was stunned for a moment, "What else can I do?"

"In fact, immortality is not a bad thing, although it is not a good thing." Gu Tao picked up a piece of bamboo from the side and took a sip of the water in it: "Its torture is mainly psychological. Look at those goblins and ghosts. A lifespan that is not thousands of years or tens of thousands of years, how did they survive?"

"Non-vegetation."

"Well, human beings are social animals. It is too difficult to live in the world without desires, desires, struggles or grabs. This is even more difficult than immortality itself." Gu Tao sighed: "So it is impossible for human beings to live with each other. Like a goblin, if you say sleep, you can sleep for hundreds of years, if you say fake death, you can fake death for hundreds of years, people have obsessions."

"Yeah." Wen Ying rested her cheeks: "Obsession."

"In the world, it's hard not to get what you ask for, to lose what you get, to see too much, to be alone, to go through wind and snow, just a little bit of sugar, and it's enough to eat for decades. It’s bitter.” Gu Tao put the clothes that had been dried on his body: “The reason why you smile so little, Sister Wen, is because you are too bitter.”

"You can talk." Wen Ying showed a shallow smile: "Your mouth is too powerful, I don't know how many girls will be ruined by you."

"Including Sister Wen?"

Wen Ying raised her eyes to look at Gu Tao.

"Sorry, I offended." Gu Tao stuck out his tongue: "Let's go back to the original topic, if there is no way to kill physically, then try to change mentally."

Gu Tao's words made Wen Ying look up at him, waiting for his follow-up words.

"Look, since your body will always be resurrected, and it will always remain at this age, why don't we go against the sky? As I said before, this situation is simply a multivariate disturbance, and it is a plane level in a complicated way. Multiverse interference, a cosmic-level ability, except for the legendary first-class civilization, no one can actually solve it. Unless you kill all of you in countless multiverses, you will never die. But We changed to another more alternative solution, maybe it can’t cure the root cause, but at least it can make you no longer suffer.”

Wen Ying thought for a while, and probably also thought that it was better to treat the symptoms than nothing, so she nodded silently, expressing her agreement with Gu Tao's words.

"There is no way to kill you in this world, but there may be a way to make you forget everything before." Gu Tao thought for a while: "It's like adding an alarm clock to your mind, and clearing your memory when the time comes. , just like cleaning up garbage, this cleaning process will make you fall into suspended animation, and suspended animation should not cause your reincarnation, and according to the standard of your resurrection, if this thing will not cause harm to you, it will be when you die and resurrect Bring it back to life. Right?"

Wen Ying nodded.

"Then I understand. But this is very difficult to do. I don't have any equipment now, and I can't complete this kind of alarm clock between harm and no harm, so I need the products of arcane science to help you." Gu Tao thought for a while : "Where are the most treasures?"

"Kunlun Mountains."

Gu Tao suddenly covered his chest: "Eldest sister...we can't beat you."

"Yeah, I can't beat it."

"What about toxins...toxins are not good, they will be rejected by you, so it must be real, it's really troublesome."

"Can you make it? I have experienced all kinds of spells, and I know a thing or two about all spells in the world."

"Okay, let me give it a try." Gu Tao touched his chin: "The difficulty is still very high, system engineering is not a joke, if only my simple repair kit is still there, I really can't do it by hand with nano-scale things. Frustrated. Never mind, let me establish the theory first, but... can you give me a stable environment, this is not a good place."

"it is good."
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Wen Ying is really a resolute woman, she braved the rain to bring Gu Tao back to Chang'an City that afternoon, then locked her in a room and guarded it herself, no one else could come in or out.Don't let Wen Ying let Gu Tao go now, even if someone came to kidnap Gu Tao, she would have to fight desperately.

"what do you need?"

"Paper, lots of paper. Carbon strips, I need pens, brushes are too inefficient."

Wen Ying quickly prepared all the things Gu Tao needed, and Gu Tao began to calculate frantically for his great cause of returning home. Although there is no construction equipment now, at least the theory must be built. Designing a spaceship from scratch is much easier.

First of all, to design a robot to be implanted in Wenying's brain, there are three requirements. First, it cannot have adverse effects on her daily life. Second, it has the function of erasing memory at regular intervals. Third, it is long-lasting.Then there may be tens of thousands of problems to be solved, such as energy problems, damage to the body, neuron segmentation, etc. This is simply a brand new topic.

Although Gu Tao usually looks like a hooligan, once he starts working, he is an out-and-out workaholic. For two days and two nights, he has been calculating, drawing sketches, scribbling and changing, and not eating or drinking. On the third morning, when Wen Ying brought him food, he found him crossing his arms, staring out the window with red eyes in a daze.

"I see that when those high-ranking officials are upset, they will ask a few maidservants to vent out for him. If you want, I will find it for you."

Gu Tao didn't seem to hear Wen Ying's words, but silently turned his head to look at Wen Ying's head, as if in a daze.

Being stared at by such eyes, Wen Ying was actually a little apprehensive, she felt like a fish on a chopping board, and Gu Tao was like a cook.

"Sister Wen, you won't die, right? You're not afraid of pain, right?"

"Ah."

"Your cooperation may be needed at that time, and I will dissect you." Gu Tao stared at Wen Ying, his eyes red like a ghost, otherwise the design would not fit your skull: "I want to understand your complete body structure."

"Okay." Wen Ying didn't even hesitate: "I hand myself over to you."

"Yes." Gu Tao stretched out his hand towards Wen Ying: "I also want to go home for myself. We have a happy cooperation."

"what do you need."

"Rules, sharp knives, bone saws...well, wine, a lot of wine." Gu Tao looked at Wen Ying: "Before you do anything, you have to get drunk."

"why?"

"Normal people will go crazy when they see their brains cut open and their internal organs taken out."

Wen Ying thought for a while, then suddenly laughed: "Okay."

As a cult leader who holds almost all the power of the Tang Dynasty, she has unimaginably rich resources, and soon the things that Gu Tao wants are ready, and all the things are presented beyond the specifications, which is very good However, Gu Tao chose the location of the autopsy in a hidden basement, which was illuminated by spells and brightly lit.

"Sister Wen, get yourself drunk tonight." Gu Tao rubbed his nose: "You will be reborn at dawn, so I have to move fast. Also, find something with a ruler, I need precision Measurement."

(End of this chapter)