Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 279 The Night of Valentine's Day
"That rich woman has a problem."

"Ah."

Gu Tao and Xin Chen stood on the terrace, lying on the wooden fence, looking at the bustling crowd below.

"If you drop a stick at this time, it will be the beginning of another story." Gu Tao suddenly pointed to a young lady wearing a mask who looked [-] or [-] years old and said to Xin Chen, "Try?"

"Junior brother... how did you suddenly switch from that woman's problem to Ximen Qing's story?" Xin Chen has always been very curious about Gu Tao's brain circuit, but he is always puzzled: "Can you tell me the story?" say?"

"I just thought of it suddenly." Gu Tao patted the fence: "You dropped a stick and hit the little lady. The little lady raised her head and smiled sweetly. You and her smiled at each other through the hazy fireworks. Make a promise, three or five days have already entrusted her for life, but we will leave in a few days, you made a thousand-year promise with her, after three lives and three lives, you go back to modern times and find her reincarnation, she has long forgotten you But she is deeply imprinted in your heart."

"If the beams fell, wouldn't the story end abruptly?"

Suddenly a woman's voice came, Gu Tao turned around and found Meng Xiong standing beside Xin Chen with his arms folded, his face was very ugly, while Xin Chen smiled awkwardly, as if he was caught by his wife secretly looking at the chick outside The image of a strict wife.

Gu Tao let out a groan, then turned around silently: "Theoretically, it would have stopped abruptly, unless she practiced magical skills since she was a child, King Kong is invincible."

"Let me discuss something with you."

"Call Dad." Gu Tao frowned: "Don't forget how you appeared."

"Okay, okay, daddy."

"Wait a minute!" Xin Chen hugged Mengxiong's shoulders: "Am I at a disadvantage when we talk about this relationship?"

Gu Tao turned his head and looked at the two of them: "It's okay, let's talk our own way, I call you brother, you call me dad."

"get out!"

After the brothers were fighting for a while, Xin Chen suddenly patted his forehead: "What were we talking about just now?"

"Hit that little lady with a rafter."

"No, the front one."

Gu Tao raised his head and thought for a while: "There is something wrong with that rich woman."

"That's right." Xin Chen nodded heavily, "That rich woman has a problem."

"As long as you are not stupid, you can tell." Gu Tao patted Meng Xiong on the shoulder and said to Xin Chen: "Her mood is too abnormal."

"Well, I feel it too."

No matter how natural and unrestrained the rich woman is, in Gu Tao's eyes, she is as if she has no clothes on. It doesn't mean that she has knowledge for thousands of years, but what Gu Tao has learned is basically not an old man who has been refined for thousands of years. Get out of here, he can make me read the other person's mind.Based on the environment at the time, the guidance of the dialogue and logical analysis, Gu Tao has basically figured out the girl's thoughts. First of all, it can be confirmed that she really wants Meng Xiong, but she is definitely not the one who can make the decision. Because she makes every decision with hesitation. This kind of thinking is definitely not what a person who can completely make the decision will show. What does this mean?It shows that she is just a puppet on strings, and there is someone else behind her.

And they obviously know that Xin Chen is not ordinary, but they still dare to do this, which shows that the person behind her is very capable, but Gu Tao swells up, even if Sister An is unable to help for the time being, those people will definitely He is not the opponent of Xin Chen, who combines human and sword. Even if the current arcane science is still in a state of prosperity, after all, sister An is the best reference. He has the ability to leapfrog monsters, so Xin Chen can be regarded as a big boss at the top of the pyramid no matter what era he is placed in, unless there is a Dao ancestor-level giant.

"I just hope that you can get better soon." Gu Tao turned to look at the sleeping baby: "The girl who always gives people a sense of security now needs someone to take care of her like a little girl. I'm really afraid that something will happen. We can't protect her."

"It doesn't exist." Xin Chen waved his hand: "The God of Eucalyptus is immortal, let me tell you a little secret."

"What?" Gu Tao was stunned for a moment: "What secret did you keep from me for so long?"

"I……"

Just as Xin Chen was about to speak, Gu Tao suddenly yelled, and Gu Tao agreed and ran over quickly. Just as he passed, Gu Tao suddenly sat up and hugged Gu Tao, his body trembling slightly, as if he had a nightmare...

"Don't be afraid, baby." Gu Tao hugged her and gently stroked her back: "I'm here."

"Well..." Gu Tao lay on Gu Tao's shoulder, quietly raised his eyes, looked at Xin Chen, and shook his head slightly.

Xin Chen frowned, sighed, turned around and said nothing.

After about half an hour, Gu Tao finally put Gu Tao to sleep again, and he returned to Xin Chen again. It was already late at night, and the crowd below had obviously reduced by more than half. Only scattered tourists and soldiers looking for the street were still wandering around. Gu Tao sighed: "Yuan won't let you talk about it."

"you know?"

"One is my senior brother, and the other is a woman who has been moaning in my arms for half an hour. If I don't know, I am an idiot." Gu Tao chuckled: "Okay, I don't want me to know." , then I don’t know, her panic just now is not fake, so even the god of death must have a past that she doesn’t want others to know about.”

"Actually, it's not a big problem." Xin Chen said calmly: "The sacred tree has twins, the bright one is the phoenix tree, and the dark one is the tung tree. The twin sycamore trees are known as the strongest tree demons in the world. But in fact, the Fengqi sycamore trees are all eucalyptus. Sister, they deprived Eucalyptus of his godhead."

"What the hell is the godhead?"

"It's just hollowed out her soul. She's just an empty shell now, think about it, even an empty shell is stronger than us, how powerful she would be in her prime." Xin Chen's eyes Flashing light: "Don't ask me how I know, it's recorded in the Chronicle of Ghosts and Ghosts. Do you think Eucalyptus is so easy to catch? She was caught on purpose, because only by becoming a Zhenshan beast can you avoid her two Sister's pursuit."

Gu Tao had neither sadness nor joy on his face, and he didn't even say the first half of a sentence.

"why do not you talk?"

"How much is a catty of sycamore wood?"

Xin Chen was taken aback, and looked at Gu Tao: "Don't be kidding, that thing is no different from a god in our eyes."

"Then do you know that in my hometown, there used to be gods, but then there are no gods. Do you know why?"

"why?"

"Because countless humble mortals cast a ray of light with their lives, and this ray of light allows anyone to stand shoulder to shoulder with gods."

Gu Tao turned around and said, "I'm going to bed. Ask me to have breakfast tomorrow morning."

"Ah."

Xin Chen left with Meng Xiong, and Gu Tao got into the bed after washing up, and the fragrant and soft eucalyptus was immediately attached.

"Sister Eucalyptus, are you awake?"

"Hmm..." Eucalyptus hugged Gu Tao tightly: "You want me..."

"Because you were moved?" Gu Tao pinched his nose: "Don't believe the man's nonsense, I just said it to you on purpose."

"No! I know what you said is true." Eucalyptus shook her head stubbornly. She tugged on Gu Tao's clothes hard and almost begged, "Please take me..."

"No." Gu Tao turned over and said, "Sleep."

Just when he was at a loss after being rejected, Gu Tao's voice came slowly: "I will talk about it after I use sycamore wood as a dowry."

Eucalyptus was taken aback for a moment, and then hugged Gu Tao tightly with tears in his eyes.
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Early the next morning, Xin Chen kicked in the door and saw Gu Tao sitting on the bed rubbing his temples. He looked him up and down: "Last night..."

"Hold on." Gu Tao stood up and stretched, "It's a torment."

Xin Chen chuckled: "Senior Brother, Senior Brother really admires your restraint."

Not wanting to deal with this cub, Gu Tao washed his face first, then fetched water to wash his face, and then they searched around and found that there was no place that sold breakfast...

"Tang Chao is really behind your mother." Gu Tao leaned against the high wall with his arms folded, looking at the inn he stayed in last night: "Anxiangju, the name sounds nice."

And at this time, the young man from last night came out to welcome him, stepped forward to salute Gu Tao and Xin Chen respectfully, and said with a smile on his face, "You two young masters, miss is here to welcome you."

Now that you have asked, please do so.Just go, although I am not a local, but what can I do to play with her.

The two came to a warm pavilion, with a faint fragrance floating in it, which smelled very comfortable and made people relax. In addition, the ground dragon was lit in the attic, and the house was full of spring.As soon as Gu Tao entered, he saw the rich woman from last night. She put on a little makeup today, and she looked much better than yesterday. There was a guqin in front of her, her breasts were half exposed, and she looked like a vixen.

"You two gentlemen, yesterday was in a hurry, so let the little girl treat you well today." She saw Xin Chen and Gu Tao, and laughed: "Although we just met by chance, the talk yesterday gave the little girl a kind of confidant that is hard to find." I feel that if the two gentlemen don't dislike it, let the little girl play a song for them first."

coming.

Gu Tao felt that something was wrong from the very beginning. The incense in this room was sweet. A poison boss once told him that whether there is poison in the incense actually depends on whether it contains sweetness or not. What does not contain sweetness is not necessarily non-toxic , but as long as there is a sweet smell in the incense, it must be poisonous.

Although this poison is not necessarily fatal, it must be hallucinogenic.

This big guy is Brother Xiu Ling who has been playing incense for many years. Although he is gay, he really treats Gu Tao as a friend when chatting. , Gu Tao really enjoys chatting with him, he is really knowledgeable.

With sweet incense and playing the harp?If this is okay, then there is really a problem.The screenwriters of Animal World are better at writing this plot than she is.

When the piano sounded, it was nothing more than the melodious sound.Music combined with hallucinogenic incense will bring people unprecedented mental stimulation, but the premise... this person is a person with little knowledge in this era. If listening to music is useful, then what's the use of Tokyo hot?

"Senior brother, it sounds very nice."

"Well, not bad."

Gu Tao's poison resistance was given by eucalyptus. To him, this little hallucinogenic toxin is like a person who can drink three catties of medical alcohol, drinking two taels of fermented glutinous rice, and can't hold back his urine.

As for Xin Chen, there is a specific protein in his body. Gu Tao has tested it. This specific protein is very abnormal. If you want it to change its characteristics, the easiest way is to expose it to a melting place twelve times the size of the Chernobyl furnace core. The amount of nuclear radiation, or soaking with ultra-high concentration cyanide, or... The most straightforward is [-] degrees of high temperature or liquid nitrogen.Such a monster, it is really unrealistic to expect Menghan medicine to kill him.

Seeing that the two of them had nothing to do, this bitch became more and more desperate, and her forehead was sweating.

"Miss, you're sweating." Gu Tao pointed to the glistening sweat on her forehead: "You've worked so hard..."

"It doesn't matter." The rich woman took out a handkerchief and wiped her forehead: "Huh..."

"Are you tired?" Gu Tao asked with concern, "Do you want to take a rest?"

The rich woman looked at the two monsters in front of her dumbfoundedly: "You two gentlemen... want to take a break?"

"We should be asking you this." Gu Tao scratched his face: "Your armpits are wet..."

Xin Chen turned his head away, holding Gu Tao's shoulders and laughing...

After all, it is a girl, being said so, no matter how thick-skinned she can't bear it, she bit her lip, her cheeks were flushed, and she looked at Gu Tao as if she wanted to eat someone, the atmosphere suddenly became awkward.

But in the end, she was on a mission, she sighed, her eyes were full of sadness: "You two young masters... If you don't mind, I will perform a dance for you two."

As she said that, she took off her outer clothes to herself, revealing the clothes that only covered her chest. The chest area was bulging, trembling when she moved, like a big piece of fat, it looked very interesting... …

"I say……"

Before Gu Tao could open his mouth, the girl jumped up on her own, her dance was beautiful and her body was great, but...

Sister, you have body odor, it spoils your senses, baby.

"It's really not easy." Gu Tao turned his head to Xin Chen and said, "I feel like we have become an unscrupulous party A."

Xin Chen looked at the girl in front of her who was sweating profusely and her clothes were translucent, and sighed deeply: "It really hurts."

"Yes, yes." Gu Tao touched his pocket: "How about... let's sign the contract."

"Row."

"That..." Gu Tao coughed: "Girl, don't jump, your bust is down to your belly button."

In fact, she didn't know that her bust had fallen off, but she just never expected that she had betrayed her appearance to this point, and the two cubs in front of her were unmoved at all, and could even whisper to each other.The plot should not be like this, they should be like those men before, after being intoxicated by the enchanting fragrance, they will pounce on her pink and white body like a wild beast, and then they can do whatever they want, this I don't know how many decent stinky men I have dealt with with one move. Those guys who boasted of being upright and determined, none of them would jump on her like an animal.

"Stop for a while." Gu Tao stood up, held the poor girl down, and then helped her pull up the clothes with his own hands: "You don't need to work so hard, really. The boss won't give you a year-end bonus, the boss They are the most assholes in the world, they ask you to sacrifice your life, and then they always take it for granted."

The woman froze for a moment: "???"

"Okay." Xin Chen also stood up, held her shoulder, and pressed down hard: "Sit down."

A huge force came from her shoulders, and the girl knelt down on the ground suddenly, crying out in pain.

"Let your boss come out." After Xin Chen finished speaking, he thought it was wrong: "Let your master come out!"

(End of this chapter)