Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 269 Some things are hard to explain

Chapter 269 Some things are hard to explain
"What do you usually like to do?"

"Me? I actually don't have much time for myself, work, serving my girlfriend, etc. My girlfriend is not a fuel-efficient lamp."

"It's dark over there, but it's still dawn here."

"What do you eat every day? I heard from scriptures that your recipes are very monotonous."

"It's not just monotonous, it's worse than death. I've only eaten a little salt and a little oil every day since I was three years old. It's bland and tasteless. Later I was allowed to eat meat, but I would vomit whenever I ate meat. Stomach is also very uncomfortable."

"This is because your intestinal flora has adapted to those light foods. Once you eat greasy food, it means that the culture medium has changed, and they will protest. When the bacteria protest, they will secrete mycotoxins, which are directly absorbed by the food. The intestinal villi are absorbed into the blood and communicated to the brain, and the brain will respond accordingly, and then you will vomit and have diarrhea, which is also the reason for the acclimatization, and you will be fine if you persist for half a month to a month."

"I don't, it's so uncomfortable."

Xiu Ling was lying on the bed, dressed in white, holding a mobile phone in his hand, his white and fluorescent feet were behind his back, bouncing back and forth regularly, his toenails were painted with pink nail polish, which no one else could see The place is also the only place where he can dress himself up.

"When I saw you for the first time, why did you squat on the side of the road with that kitten? Don't you think it's dirty?"

"Hey, children of Jianghu, how can you be so particular about it?" Gu Tao's reply was very quick and timely: "As long as you can't die, you can do whatever you want with me."

Xiu Ling let out a chuckle, and then started typing with both hands: "Let me tell you, Jing Yuan has been removed from Kunlun."

"She shouldn't care, I don't think she plans to go back at all." Gu Tao also sent an emoji with a sneer: "By the way, aren't you her husband? Why does it feel like you don't care about her at all?"

"Who cares about her? She's just a little bitch." When Xiu Ling mentioned the fate, it was as if he was a different person: "And it's not my decision. When I found out, it made me sick."

At this moment, Xiuling's long hair hangs down from her shoulders. If it weren't for her Adam's apple and flat chest, someone would believe that she is a beautiful girl full of youthful spirit. This obsequiousness is the kind that I feel pity for, it's completely different from the usual resolute and cold look.

"So, you didn't want to take her back at all, and you deliberately lost to me?"

"It can't be said that it was intentional. Anyway, it would be best if I win, and I can bring you back." Xiuling sighed silently while typing: "But I didn't intend to win, and I didn't expect you to be so strong. .That's it."

Gu Tao suddenly felt a deep chill, and he carefully turned his phone aside, so that the six sons who were lying next to him and playing games could not see his chat content: "Why do you insist on taking me back..."

"Because..." Xiu Ling paused: "You won't suffer, you can choose from all the beautiful junior sisters in Kunlun Mountain, as long as you stay here."

"There must be a reason."

Looking at the content sent by Gu Tao, Xiu Ling couldn't type a word for a long time, and then after a long pause, he slowly typed a line, but quickly deleted it completely, so typing and deleting six or seven words After going back and forth, Xiu Ling only sent two words: "Good night."

Gu Tao was taken aback, scratched his head and said good night.

Putting down the phone, Gu Tao knelt on Ding Liuzi's ass: "I'm asking you."

"There is a fart." Liu Zi took off the earphones: "Who are you flirting with?"

"No." Gu Tao waved his hand: "It's just a person who has been typing for more than ten minutes, and only two words are sent. What does this mean?"

"It's just typed out and then deleted, that's how dog licking is." Six sons said disdainfully: "Someone teased me before, but I was typing for a long time, and what came out was either good morning or good night, or was it eating? Or find some rest, even if you are licking a dog.”

"It shouldn't be..."

"Why not, will you type and delete the message you send me?"

"I will send you a short voice message directly, such as my wife's dinner is ready, I will sleep in the laboratory at work tonight, and so on."

"That's right, you don't have to think about it. If you think twice before acting alone, you must be paying special attention to your thoughts. Who is it? Do I know you? Tell me, and I promise not to kill her."

"Cultivation."

The six sons were stunned for a moment, held back their laughter, and stopped playing the game. Later, they couldn't hold back any longer, and as soon as they put the quilt over their heads, they laughed wildly.

"Laughing fart..."

"You're afraid you're being targeted by a faggot."

"Hey, you have to find out who you are, we're going to have a wedding in a few months, you're really teasing me!"

"In the first place, homosexuals themselves have delicate emotions, and they are very depressed. They are especially prone to do this kind of thing. Come on, let me see what you guys talked about."

Gu Tao handed the mobile phone to Liu Zi under coercion, and Liu Zi looked through the content of his chat with Xiu Ling from the beginning, but there was nothing strange about it, but when he clicked on Xiu Ling’s circle of friends, the first The three are "Lonely is not the tears of the long night, but the laughter in the crowd" followed by "Every city should have its own smell, and you can think of this city when you think of this smell." The one just posted is "I wonder if the snowflakes here can float to that small town in the distance."

Gu Tao blushed just looking at it...

"Look at the accompanying pictures, a snow scene and a bird's-eye view of the top of the Economic and Trade Building in City H. Even fools can see it, okay?"

Hey... After being said so, it is true, but Gu Tao muttered, what does this have to do with him?
"You, dead straight man. I heard that you and my incompetent Xin Chen discussed how girls in suspenders go to the toilet, right?" Sixth gave Gu Tao a look, letting him experience it for himself.

Gu Tao scratched his head: "Ang...it seems to have been discussed."

"You're better than Xin Chen. At least you didn't come to me for proof. Straight men like you don't even know what kind of model girls use to operate, or a man with a girl's heart. In fact, for Xiu For people at the level of the spirit, as long as you have any shining point that can attract him, he may give you the most enthusiastic emotions, taking into account the enthusiasm of men and the delicacy of women at the same time." Liu Zi said seriously: "You Think about it, whether you want to be the one who gets fucked or the one who gets fucked, it's said that it's very cool."

Gu Tao was too lazy to talk nonsense with her, so he put Liu Zi in his arms with both hands: "Then I will practice in advance today."

"Hey...it won't work there! There's shit! There's shit!!!"

……

Xiu Ling sat barefoot on the roof, the white snow did not touch his body, and a melodious and melodious Xiao sound wafted back and forth in the vast empty valley. Forget it, he went back to the house, put on a slim robe and boots, and walked slowly towards the depths of the snow mountain with a food box in his hand.

After passing through four barriers and twelve passes, he finally stopped in front of a cave. He walked in with a food box. The cave was deep and dark inside. With a little candlelight, he went in with ease, and there was a room of about ten square meters inside, with a bed and a table, and a person lying on the bed, unkempt and unkempt.

"Sincerely, you and I agreed, and I did it."

Xiu Ling put the food box on the table: "Jingyuan has left Kunlun and will never come back."

The face of the person on the bed was pale, and only the round of his eyes could prove that he was a living person. After hearing the news of Jing Yuan, a trace of anger appeared on his face, and he turned his head slightly to look at Xiu Ling, showing a difficult smile :"Thanks……"

It was very difficult for him to speak, like someone who hadn't spoken for a long time, and his language function was somewhat degraded.

"Eat it, something like a dog." Xiu Ling sneered, pointing to the food box on the table: "If it weren't for you, this trash, I wouldn't be where I am today."

"I'm sorry..."

"What's the use of saying I'm sorry? If it wasn't for you, a bastard, who was so eager for success back then, how could I be the big brother of Kunlun. My life was ruined by you! You ruined my whole life, do you know?" Xiu Ling Angrily reprimanded, with a crying voice: "Forget it, what you are like now is a complete solution to my hatred."

Jingxin grabbed the food and stuffed it into his mouth like a beast, his face and hands were all greasy, but there was a trace of tears in his eyes, I don't know if he was thinking of the past or choking on the food.

Seeing the earnest look, Xiu Ling turned his back and wept heavily.

"Don't...don't cry...it's...I'm sorry for you." The sincere voice was like a dog snatching food, making a wheezing sound: "If I hadn't..."

"Enough!!!" Xiu Ling turned around resolutely, and shouted angrily: "Shut up your mouth! Eating your food sounds disgusting."

Jingxin didn't speak any more, but continued to eat with his head down. Halfway through the meal, he picked up the jug and took a sip. The cold peach blossom wine slid down his throat like a line of fire, but his mouth was full of lingering Xiang: "Junior Brother, don't you...remember...to...."

Xiu Ling snorted coldly, but didn't answer.

After eating with all his heart, he wiped his dirty hands on his body and lay back on the bed again: "...Yuan, she..."

"She's fine, you don't have to worry. I promised you to let her leave Kunlun, and I did it. Although things were a bit beyond my expectation, I don't bother to tell you. You trash can stay here with peace of mind. Just eat and wait to die."

After Xiu Ling finished speaking, he turned and left.

And after he left, a smile suddenly appeared on the corner of Jingxin's mouth, and his eyes were still dull and desperate. Although he was unshaven, his deep pupils revealed a clear and clear light. He leisurely wiped away the greasy and dirty He threw his clothes aside, sat on the bed with his upper body naked and began to meditate. When he felt the blood surge, he took out a golden bottle from the corner of the short bed, poured a little of the liquid inside and put it into his mouth, but only a little bit It can help him clear away the blockage in his meridians caused by his obsession with evil.

Although it seems that he is a waste now, in fact, only he himself knows that he has recovered seven or eighty-eight these days, and in time he will be able to return to the peak and even reach a higher level. Cultivation techniques that cannot be comprehended will naturally come to fruition, and by then... oh, what spiritual cultivation and Kunlun are just in his pocket.

"Xiu Ling, Xiu Ling, it won't be long before you wink at me on my bed." Jingxin took a deep breath of the remaining scent of Xiu Ling in the air.

When he said this, instead of stammering, he looked obscene.Thinking of his inspiration, he took out the Golden Elixir and Jade Dew again and took a sip. He felt that his energy and blood were more normal than ever before, and the feeling of comfort spread from his head to his limbs.

But after Xiu Ling came back, the tears on the road had turned to ice, leaving his face as a beautiful landscape. He stood on the edge of the Kunlun battle for a long time and refused to go in. After that, his emotions completely lost control and he squatted on the ground Cried out loud.

After crying for a while, he took out his mobile phone, and after some hesitation, he sent a voice message to Gu Tao: "Can you chat with me?"

This time he didn't use a deliberately low voice, but his original tone, that kind of neutral and magnetic voice, which sounds soft if it sounds good, and neither male nor female if it's bad, but it's still quite nice.

The screen of the phone was not turned off. Gu Tao was not finished yet and accidentally pressed the play button.It is conceivable that at a critical moment, the voice of spiritual cultivation suddenly came from the quilt. Gu Tao felt that his whole body was not well at that time. He could hold on for a while, but when he heard this voice, he collapsed on the spot.

"I……"

Gu Tao sat up, and after being kicked by Liu Zi, he crawled over and kissed Liu Zi's back, then picked up his mobile phone and listened, and then looked at Liu Zi in blank dismay.

"What's wrong with this?" Six sons snatched the phone dissatisfied: "I'm doing something!"

"Don't, don't, why are you spreading the word everywhere..." Gu Tao hurriedly snatched it and pressed retract, then typed back: "What happened?"

The six sons snorted: "I'm going to take a bath, I'll see you later."

In fact, Xiu Ling heard Liu Zi's roar just now. His cheeks were slightly feverish, but after Gu Tao answered, he took a deep breath: "I just want to find someone to talk to, forget it's inconvenient."

"That's not the problem, your voice..."

"I've always had a female voice since I was a child..." Xiu Ling cleared his throat, and when he spoke again, it was a slightly lower female voice: "It's like this, because I'm not majestic enough, I always speak in a false voice."

"Amazing..." Gu Tao coughed, "What's the difference between you and a girl?"

"I can't...can't have children." Xiu Ling said in a low voice, disappointed: "Can you be my friend?"

"I..." Gu Tao swallowed: "Okay..."

"Then can you chat with me, it will be fine in a while."

"Okay..." Gu Tao lay on the bed stretched all over, and then shouted towards the living room: "Daughter-in-law."

"I fart, my butt is so hot now, it's through your mother!"

"Come and chat with him, I can't bear it."

Liuzi is Liuzi after all, and he is professional in flirting. Although there is no ambiguity, every word he says is superb. It only took half an hour for Shengsheng to coax Xiuling back, and his inexplicable trust in Gu Tao is also very strange. , He told the whole story about being treated as a girl since he was a child, secretly liking a senior brother but not daring to say it, and that senior brother...

"Damn it, it's a shocking melon." The six sons took a deep breath: "The senior brother who has gone into a madness is actually worse than you!"

"Why am I a scumbag?" Gu Tao was very confused: "I am a good person, and why don't I understand it? Please sort it out for me."

(End of this chapter)

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