Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 267 Trick or Treat
"I'm here to fulfill my promise."

Early in the morning, Xiu Ling came to the gate of the base. After seeing Gu Tao, he smiled at him neither humble nor overbearing. It is no exaggeration to say that if Gu Tao was a girl, he might have fallen. This guy... laughs worse than a girl What's the matter with looking good?

"I'm afraid you're not a woman disguised as a man?" Gu Tao stared at Xiu Ling's chest: "Hey...it's well wrapped."

Facing Gu Tao's stupid words, Xiu Ling was not angry at all, but raised his head slightly: "Won't you invite me in for a sit down?"

"Oh, okay." Gu Tao turned around to get out of the way: "Where's your little brother?"

"What are those scumbags doing here? I told them to go back to Kunlun." Xiu Ling walked into the base with his hands behind his back, looking left and right: "You are not bad."

"It's not bad, it took a lot of thought." Gu Tao said with a smile, "Do you want to be a student?"

Xiu Ling frowned slightly. From a pure point of view of ability, there is no instructor here who is better than him. Even Xin Chen, who has no human and sword unity, is at a comparable level. He comes to be a student?This is obviously a naked provocation.

"Okay." Xiu Ling chuckled, "What can you teach me?"

"Can I teach you how to do makeup?"

Xiu Ling was stunned for a moment, the mist circled around, glanced sideways at Gu Tao, and then smiled: "That's fine, do you teach it yourself?"

"I can melt it for you myself."

The young man with red lips and white teeth is a good material for a big guy in women's clothing. Now that the base has all kinds of weirdos, there is only one big guy who is dressed in women's clothing missing.Mr. Yu can't do it, he's full of masculinity between his brows, and he's still a perverted sister-in-law. I'm afraid he will scare people to death when he wears women's clothes, but Brother Xiuling is different. This little brother is really feminine, although Gu Tao can be sure of this The guy is a boring guy, maybe he's bad, but it doesn't matter if he's a woman who dresses up as a woman, as long as he can dress up as a woman.

There is a coffee shop in the base, and the environment is very good. There were no people there when it opened early in the morning. Gu Tao walked into the bar and asked, "If you haven't eaten breakfast, can we have some together?"

"Okay." Xiu Ling picked a table and sat down: "Try your skills."

"Tea, coffee or milk."

"Tea." Xiu Ling sat there smiling and watching Gu Tao busy: "Do you like cooking?"

"Ever since my girlfriend said that I have no soul in cooking, I have been practicing my cooking skills." Gu Tao lowered his head and carefully cut a piece of ham: "I quite like cooking."

"I like it too, but the school doesn't let me do it. The food they cook is unpalatable." Xiu Ling sighed: "Do you usually have any hobbies?"

"Me?" Gu Tao packed up the ham, salad and other things, took off his plastic gloves and started frying eggs: "I like music, and I occasionally compose lyrics and music. But it's just messing around after work, and I'm not good at it. Average. It’s hard to be an artist.”

Xiu Ling showed a clear smile: "Sing it to me next time."

"It's a deal." Gu Tao brought breakfast and a cup of hot black tea with milk to Xiu Ling: "Try."

Senior Brother Xiuling took a sip of milk tea very elegantly, pursed his lips and tasted it: "It has a bit of milky taste, but it's still great. It will be better if the tea is stronger next time."

"Okay." Gu Tao also took a sip from his own cup, pondered for a moment: "Well, the milky smell is a bit strong."

"It's okay, I like it." Xiu Ling smiled and took another sip, and then slowly began to eat the sandwich made by Gu Tao himself: "The taste is very good."

At this time, Jingyuan, who was listening to their dialogue at the other end, had a strange expression, while the yawning Liuzi murmured while holding a cup of coffee: "Is this guy here to talk about business or a relationship? What's wrong with these two?"

Jing Yuan frowned: "Xiu Ling is not that kind of person."

"What kind of person is he?"

Facing the problem of the six sons, Jingyuan was silent for a long time, and then listed a lot of personality characteristics of spiritual cultivation, ruthless, efficient, unsmiling, far away from others, scheming, ruthless, no matter which of these personality traits are in line with The current Xiuling can't stand it. Listening to the conversation between Gu Tao and him, if it were replaced by any female voice, it would be easy to make people think wrong.

Sitting opposite Xiu Ling, Gu Tao was also eating in small bites. While eating, he checked the news of the day on his mobile phone. When he saw something funny, he would read it and share it with Xiu Ling. The congeniality is enviable.

"On Kunlun Mountain, we actually have internet, but it's very slow." Xiu Ling curled his lips: "Downloading or something, [-] megabit per second, very annoying."

"It's good to have an internet connection. You don't even think about what kind of remote rural area it is." Gu Tao laughed and said, "Look at this, someone pretended to be an immortal and defrauded more than a hundred elderly people in the name of immortality."

"Hahahaha." Xiu Ling laughed loudly: "Some people really believe in immortality."

"Humans, the fear of death is instinctive, why don't you cultivate some kind of immortal."

Xiu Ling suddenly put away his smile, stared into Gu Tao's eyes, and said seriously: "Look for the essence."

"So we're still going to the same destination?" Gu Tao stuffed the last bit of purple cabbage into his mouth: "It's good."

"We could actually be friends."

"It should have been." Gu Tao sat up straight: "There is no need to add that should have been."

Xiu Ling shook his head: "My back is Kunlun, you have violated Kunlun's interests, we can't be friends."

"That can't be helped." Guta spread his hands: "I can't have a sadomasochism, can I?"

Xiu Ling obviously stagnated for a while, and then burst out laughing, and Gu Tao was also laughing there, and the atmosphere between the two was quite good.

"Can you bring me a cup of coffee?" Xiuling handed the cup to Gu Tao: "Add milk but not sugar. The coffee should be stronger."

"You're right, my coffee beans are from Colombia, and they have a special burnt aroma."

Gu Tao picked up the cup and started to make coffee with a siphon pot. While making coffee, he looked at Xiu Ling: "Why don't you like Jing Yuan? You look at her like you're trash."

"She is trash." Xiu Ling said bluntly: "At least for me, I don't need her."

"Wow, if you talk about a girl like that, you're probably not a gay."

"I... we won't mention this anymore. I'm here today to fulfill yesterday's bet. If you have any conditions, please come forward."

"Okay." Gu Tao rolled his eyes and said, "Let me point it out, you can't lose your temper."

"I want to see how you plan to humiliate me." Xiu Ling smiled, as if he didn't care at all: "Speak."

Gu Tao thought for a moment and scratched his forehead: "I want you to wear women's clothes, lots of them."

"really?"

At that moment, Gu Tao clearly saw that Xiu Ling's whole body was lit up, and the bright and colorful eyes in his eyes couldn't deceive anyone, but Gu Tao was confused, he coughed: "Women's dress is ah!" .”

"I'll just wear it." As if aware of his gaffe, Xiu Ling returned to his ancient and unwavering look: "I'm willing to admit defeat."

Well, since he is willing to wear it, why is Gu Tao being so polite? After making the coffee, he sat back and looked at Xiu Ling, who was holding a coffee cup in both hands. he……

"Oh, that's right." Xiu Ling raised his head and said, "When changing clothes, you have to step aside."

"Don't worry..." Gu Tao choked and coughed: "I'm not a pervert."

"You're perverted enough." Xiu Ling sneered, "But you're quite cute."

Gu Tao's hairs stood up all over, feeling like he had messed with something dirty...

In fact, before going to the locker room, Gu Tao confirmed several times, and asked Xiuling sincerely if he wanted to change the conditions, but Xiuling was determined to eat the weight, and said it was okay every time, and the humiliation of willing to bet and lost was humiliating. Well, men don't care about this.

But Gu Tao didn't feel that he had the slightest intention of being humiliated, okay? Seeing how happy he was, he almost hummed.Gu Tao used to wear women's clothing to accompany wine and sing, but he was never so happy, that kind of humiliation lingers in his heart for a long time.

When he came to the fitting room and opened the closet, Xiu Ling's eyes were like... just like a woman who sees the new products of the season, he looks at the clothes one by one, and whispers in his mouth The upturned corners of her mouth are so sweet.

"That's awesome, doesn't she look like a bitch from this angle?"

Gu Tao secretly took pictures of Xiu Ling's profile and posted them in the group, and immediately someone posted a message "I'm done", and then a lot of discussions came, some said he was a woman, but the opposing point of view was based on his There is an Adam's apple that overturns the previous speculation.Some people also said that he is a gay, but then they all reached a consensus. If such a little brother is a gay, he will be bent. Who the hell knows he is a man when he walks out in a woman's clothing?Therefore, both men and women in the group reached a consensus and asked Gu Tao to take more photos quickly so that everyone can see the real master of women's clothing.

"Have you chosen yet?" Gu Tao said with a smirk at the corner of his mouth, "It's about to start."

Xiu Ling was carrying a suit, and looked back at Gu Tao: "Do you want to wear it?"

"Yes." Gu Tao nodded vigorously: "All of them must be worn!"

Xiu Ling's face was expressionless, but it could be seen from the twitching facial muscles that he was smiling...he was still smiling!He is still laughing! ! !

In fact, Gu Tao was very nervous when he was waiting outside to change his clothes. He was worried that this guy was a hidden base.
But fortunately, the worrying thing didn't happen, but when Xiu Ling walked out wearing the first cheongsam, Gu Tao's eyes were straight...

"You..." Gu Tao tried to turn his head to the side: "Do you usually shave your legs?"

"I was born with no leg hair."

With red lips, eyebrows trimmed, mascara on, blush and eye shadow all in one set, the man in front of him is so glamorous that it makes one's liver tremble.

"Can I take pictures?"

"Then shall I pose?"

Xiu Ling raised his eyebrows quietly, and Gu Tao's legs and stomach were cramping. This smell of dust... really, it was the number one in the old Shanghai Paramount. After he loosened his bun, he felt The long hair like a waterfall is simply stunning.

"Any...whatever..."

Xiu Ling smiled, and stretched out his hand towards Gu Tao: "Is there any smoke?"

"Yes!" Gu Tao quickly took out a pack of unsmoked cigarettes from his pocket: "There are indeed!"

Xiu Ling took out a cigarette, lit a cigarette and leaned against the door frame. His face was slightly raised, but his eyes were squinting at Gu Tao. This gesture, this expression, this figure... I don't know, it's more beautiful than Maggie Cheung in In the Mood for Love. No matter how gorgeous you are, you can look like a star if you just put on some light.

Gu Tao took seven or eight photos of him with trembling hands, and after sending them to the group, the gang of evil animals exploded at that time, and even Xin Chen jumped out: "Don't swipe, don't swipe, I haven't saved it yet!"

After this set was shot, Xiu Ling came up to take a look at the photos taken by Gu Tao: "Could you retouch the pictures when you send them to me? Mainly the background."

"it is good……"

Next, Xiu Ling changed all the women's clothes. He is very slender, and his skin is smooth and fair. With a little bra pad, he is no different from a girl, so even if he wears a summer suspender, there is no abruptness. Feeling, is a woman at all.

"I'm telling you... I might be bent." Gu Tao complained in the group: "Save the child!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he began to swipe the screen with words like "I'm coming" and "Let me go", both men and women, until Xiu Ling appeared again, this time he was wearing a small suit with a waist and a white shirt inside , with her hair coiled on her head, a pair of flat glasses with gold wire frames, a short skirt and a pair of high heels on her lower body.

Obviously, he is not used to high heels, he walks a little strangely, and with a blushing face, he keeps tugging at the hem of the skirt with his hands. After seeing Gu Tao, he said shyly, "It's... a little short."

"It's not short, it's not short!" Gu Tao's eyes lit up, and he said in an idiotic tone, "It's just right!"

Gu Tao took the most photos of this set, with more than 500 photos taken by the audience.There are young and beautiful, beautiful and old-fashioned, full of dust, professional beauties, Luo Niang and Yu Jie, and thanks to spiritual cultivation, he is a real hanger and is really versatile. He can hold up any clothes and upper body , should be pure and innocent, should be coquettish, should be cute and cute, sometimes she is the goddess she had a crush on in high school, sometimes she was the teacher on the computer in college, sometimes she was the older sister she looked up to after entering the society, and sometimes she was the reminiscence in middle age Youth, sometimes the underage girl in the arms of the pervert.

"Delete this one."

Standing beside Gu Tao, Xiu Ling, who was wearing a cute pink padded jacket and bubble skirt, kept pointing with his hands: "The expression is not in place, and this one, the eyes reflect light."

"Are you really here to accept punishment?" Gu Tao looked at Xiu Ling curiously: "Isn't it really fun?"

"Of course, I didn't know that you would let me...let me do this kind of thing." Xiu Ling's cheeks suddenly turned red, and he quickly turned back to the dressing room, and when he came out, he had returned to the frosty handsome guy: "Gentlemen's agreement It has been completed, and the grievances between you and me have been wiped out."

After he finished speaking, he walked out, and when he was halfway there, he suddenly turned around and said, "Don't send it to others."

"Oh, little brother, you are so beautiful."

Xiu Ling looked back and smiled, bit her lips, and said with a bit of shyness, "Remember to send me a copy..."

And after watching the live broadcast of Jing Yuan in the group, sitting there with a dazed face, she felt that her world view had collapsed. Although she was reluctant, she had to admit that the photo showed the person who threw herself a few blocks away. The young lady... is her official fiancé.

"What should I do?" Jing Yuan looked at Liu Zi: "I...I hate you."

(End of this chapter)