Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 261 Strong Humanistic Care
Duties were assigned, and the Earth Alliance was formally established. Xin Liuzi served as the first president of the alliance, and Jing Yun was the vice president.Eucalyptus is the senior advisor of the alliance, Jing Yuan is the commander in chief of operations, he can be regarded as the generalissimo of soldiers and horses, and Satania is the chief of field affairs and internal affairs.

Weiwei is the mascot.

"This is the activity fund of the alliance." The six sons solemnly took out a bank card: "It is used to pay everyone's salary."

"Is there still salary?" Jing Yuan immediately raised his head when he heard it: "How much?"

"Are you poor and crazy? Are you not satisfied with Taotao giving you so much for a month?" The six sons curled their lips in disdain: "The president is five thousand a month, the vice president is four thousand five thousand, the senior consultant is four thousand five thousand, The Generalissimo has four thousand soldiers and horses, Satania...can I open 5G for you?"

"No need." Satania's voice came out of nowhere.

"You don't need to forget it, I'll save a fortune." Liu Zi put the bank card in Jing Yun's hand: "I will leave the salary payment to you."

"Received!" Jingyun put the card close to her body very seriously, with a solemn look, which looked funny.

After confirming the positions and responsibilities, Liu Zi cleared his throat: "Vice President, read the constitution of our alliance."

And the charter?Vivi covered her mouth and laughed.

"Mascot! Be serious."

The six sons scolded: "The first plenary meeting, how could it be so relaxed and serious!"

"Oh..." Weiwei turned her face to one side and smiled.

At this time, Jing Yun climbed onto the table, took out a note from her pocket, and coughed heavily: "1. The core idea of ​​the Earth Alliance is that it is the core responsibility of the alliance to jointly fight against the terrifying unknown big devil. 2. In the view of the Earth Alliance, there is no girl prettier than the first president in heaven (except the first vice president, the first senior advisor, and the first combat commander), and the supplementary regulations are in brackets."

Weiwei was stunned: "What about me?"

"Mascots are excluded." Liu Zi coughed and pointed to Jing Yun: "I will add it later."

"Understood, President!"

"Don't learn from me." Satania's voice came again.

Jing Yun ignored it and continued reading: "3. When resisting the terrifying unknown Great Demon King, the Earth Alliance is not a loose alliance. The Alliance only accepts female membership applications. Men are just big pigs, and the Alliance will never allow it. If a male appears, the members who join the association will be called sisters, and the Earth Alliance has its own beliefs, and those who join the association must change their beliefs. The first president has already established the content of the beliefs."

"The content of the dogma is as follows: The name of the faith is "Girls are so cute" sect, hereafter referred to as the Girl Cult. The central doctrine holds that a goddess with a sweet appearance and a gentle personality, with specific reference to the first president of the goddess, after a dinner Created the entire universe.”

"Wait, why did you choose such a random name?" Weiwei raised her head, puzzled.

"The mascot will speak." Jing Yun coughed: "People who join the girl's teaching must have self-esteem, self-confidence, self-knowledge, and self-improvement. These are the core values. The girl's teaching confirms that Monday to Sunday are Sundays, but it does not There is no forced rest. The first and last weekends of each month are pilgrimage days. Girls in the church should go shopping, shopping, eating food, watching movies and being pampered on that day. It is the New Year taught by girls. On this day, girls should lie in bed and enjoy the care of their fathers, husbands, sons, and boyfriends. On this day, except for going to the toilet, other things should not come out of the warm quilt. Other The teachings will be added slowly, and now I will read out the first eight prohibitions of the first president of the Earth Alliance and the Holy Maiden who teach girls."

Jing Yun is like a nun who is reading the Bible, her face is full of piety: "The first prohibition, girls can be willful, but they must be kind. The church prohibits killing animals and cruelty to others. The second prohibition, girls can Poverty, but you must love yourself. A series of behaviors such as selling your body and personality (including but not limited to selling yourself and other people’s videos, photos, etc. on the Internet) are prohibited in the church. The supplementary clauses are in brackets. The third prohibition, Girls can be delicate, but they must be strong. Suicide and self-mutilation are strictly prohibited in the church. The fourth prohibition is that girls can be clumsy, but they must not be stupid. It is forbidden to make any decisions without thinking in the church. Fifth A prohibition, girls can be stubborn, but they must not be arrogant, all acts of forcing others are prohibited in the church. Articles [-], [-], and [-], the saint has not thought of it, and I will add it later."

"Don't be so casual..." Weiwei said dumbfoundedly: "You are not even as good as a cult."

"Mascot be quiet."

Liu Zi and Jing Yun said in unison.

Weiwei raised her hand: "I was wrong, I was wrong."

"Okay, let me say one last thing." Liuzi clapped his hands: "Let's start from inside the base and recruit people. I will give 5000 yuan to recruit a person to join the religion, but I hope you won't be so overbearing, that's more or less. It doesn’t matter if you don’t join, but you have to make it clear. There is a one-time reward of 5000 yuan for joining the teaching, and money will be paid every month. The higher the level in the teaching, the higher the salary.”

Liuzi was silent for a while, then pulled out a box from under the bed, opened it and filled it with brochures: "You can each take [-] copies and distribute them. Remember to write down the introducer's number. We need to calculate the money."

"Long live!" Jing Yun picked up a stack of leaflets and ran away.

And the rest of the people stared with big eyes and small eyes...

"What are you doing standing around? Go ahead." Liuzi picked up a bunch of them and said, "Satania will supervise them! If she doesn't work hard, I will feed her to the great devil Tifa."

Jing Yuan sighed and picked up a stack: "I can go and send it."

"Don't go out of the base." Liuzi patted her shoulder: "You'll save yourself from encountering something bad."

Jing Yuan was taken aback, and nodded slightly.

At this time, Weiwei was also about to pick up a stack and run away, but the sixth son grabbed her: "The mascot has a special mission."

Soon, the six sons dressed Weiwei into a pink and tender little princess, wearing a Snow White dress and a big wavy wig on her head, she looked a little cute...

"Come with me, let's go to the city to distribute leaflets."

"Ah?" Weiwei was stunned for a moment: "I...I still have to cook."

"I invite you to eat, let's go!"

Weiwei, who was dragged by force, got into the car with Liuzi with a look of helplessness on her face. The rest of her saw that there were still two to three thousand leaflets in the room. She raised her head and thought for a while, then picked them up. Stepping through the void with one step, he disappeared in place.

Jing Yun and Jing Yuan were distributing leaflets in the base, and everyone was acquaintances, so they accepted it happily. Then they saw that the proprietress said that they had money to send, so those girls went through the membership procedures in groups of laughing, and this one If the procedures are simple, just fill out a form and write your name, ID card, contact information, and home address on it.

It's all simple here.

Liuzi took Weiwei to the city. Instead of handing out flyers, he directly found Wu Xue, whom he hadn't seen for a long time.

"Old Wu, is there any venue for rent?"

Wu Xue was sitting at the desk writing something with a sad face, but was suddenly confused by the kick on the door. The young intern secretary behind her was about to cry, and bowed to her repeatedly: "Mr. Wu, I can't stop them!" ……sorry Sorry……"

"It's strange that you can stop it. It's okay, you go first."

After letting the little secretary go out, Wu Xue looked up at Liu Zi and then at Weiwei who was dressed as a doll, and laughed aloud, "Both of you, what are you going to do?"

Liu Zi slapped a leaflet on her desk: "Here, join the club."

"Ah?" Wu Xue picked up the flyer and looked at the messy and nonchalant girls teaching teachings on it, and was stunned: "This..."

"Just join the membership and that's it. Fill in the information later."

"Okay, okay." Wu Xue turned over and wrote her own information. Halfway through writing, her eyes suddenly lit up: "What do you want the venue for?"

"Membership activities are all girls' activities!"

"Beautiful!" Wu Xue clapped her hands, and she who was still frowning suddenly lit up: "You gave me an inspiration!"

Liuzi blinked: "What?"

"There is a venue!" Wu Xue chuckled: "But you are too careless, how about leaving it to me?"

"Whatever you want, I'm going to hand out flyers first." Liuzi curled his lips, then threw down a bank card: "You are a member now, do something, you know lipstick, right?"

Wu Xue was angry and funny: "How stupid am I?"

"That's fine." Liu Zi nodded: "All the money on the card can be used to buy lipsticks. If you want authentic products and branded products, you can buy [-] pieces at an average price of [-]. The rest of the money is up to you."

"Boss Xin is grand." Wu Xue smiled: "I'll see."

In fact, this flyer is not well-made, but it is very well-made. It is made of frosted hard paper, just like a Christmas card. The design of the things on it is also very beautiful. After all, Satania's design ability is quite good. , but the content is a bit ridiculous, and Liuzi and Weiwei are very cute, so they are distributing leaflets in the city center very quickly, and many people filled out the form on the spot in a short while.

"Remember to join the group, the group number is in it, there are good things." The six sons said mysteriously: "You will definitely not suffer."

Although many men don't believe this, Liuzi doesn't want men either.And girls, just like those who accumulate rewards for forwarding, there will always be someone who does it.As long as someone joins the group, Satania will directly send an exclusive red envelope of 200 yuan after verification, and then give a reply waiting for the message and that's it.

In one afternoon, the group had almost 9000 people. The administrator, Satania, sorted out the personnel, cleared all the transvestite accounts of men pretending to be women, and kicked out those who opened small accounts to receive red envelopes. There are more than [-] serious living people left, and there are everyone in them.There are not so many leaflets, but there are so many people.

It wasn't until the evening that Wu Xue posted a message in the group, saying that there would be a mysterious feast in Times Center Square three days later, but only women could enter. Then she put tens of thousands of lipsticks in the warehouse and a lot of various Other gifts were posted, and the thousands of girls immediately went crazy. Someone asked if they wanted money, and Liu Zi directly replied that they were all gifts, and the scene in the group became even more lively.

Then Wu Xue also opened a group video, and those girls saw that it was Wu Xue, and all their original concerns were eliminated. After all, this is a female celebrity in City H, and she was interviewed by a national TV station last week. In the live broadcast of the picture, she is more beautiful than a star, and she has a special temperament, and the content of the interview has a vague tendency to package her as a female benchmark, so her popularity is not low.

At the same time, Gu Tao scratched his head with a leaflet: "What are they doing? Satania."

"I don't know." Satania shook his head: "Maybe it's just a joke."

Tifa, who was sitting in Gu Tao's office and looking through the materials he compiled, raised his head slightly: "Satania, are you lying?"

Satania turned off the lights and went offline, not even bothering to reply.

"Its temper is getting bigger and bigger." Tifa frowned: "But I have a bad feeling."

"Girls don't fight each other." Gu Tao said with a smile: "Satania is still very reliable."

"You can't trust an AI, much less a girl. It's both."

"Okay, I'll go back and prepare the food first, and let all my family have dinner together tonight."

"Let me take a look at the information again." Tifa smiled with sapphire eyes, "You have really grown up."

Gu Tao turned around and smiled: "Your eyes are still so beautiful."

When Gu Tao came back to the house, he didn't see anyone except Xin Chen who was squatting there peeling the ham sausage that Chen Chen ate, and Chen Chen was running around beside him in a hurry, screaming, looking really anxious up.

"What about people?"

"I don't know." Xin Chen stuffed the chicken sausage into his mouth: "I haven't seen a single person."

Gu Tao rubbed his head: "You just grab the dog's intestines to eat if there is no one around?"

"Well..." Xin Chen was silent for a moment: "I haven't eaten dog food for a long time."

"You are really promising." Gu Tao smiled helplessly: "Okay, some of my important relatives will come to eat together later, I will cook, you can help."

"Is it important to me?" Xin Chen stuffed a mouthful of ham sausage.

Gu Tao paused: "As long as you don't snatch the dog's ham."

While cooking, Xin Chen kept explaining that he was not grabbing ham sausage, but saw one on the table, and he ate it without thinking. Gu Tao really wanted to tell him that if Chenchen could talk, he might have been greeted by a dog for eighteen generations of his ancestors, and he would make excuses for eating other people's food...

Think about Xin Chen, the youngest Earth Immortal, the first Sword Immortal to reach the realm of human-sword unity, with a combat power of 600 million, two girlfriends, and handsome looks, why is he like a younger brother now?This is such an unsolved mystery.

"What do you think they did?" Xin Chen muttered as he ate fried meatballs, "Why did they disappear all of a sudden? The gods are gone."

"Who knows." Gu Tao took out the leaflet from his arms and handed it to Xin Chen while cooking: "They have been tossing about this all day today. Even Satania is weird."

And at this moment, Meng Xiong jumped in from the window, humming a song with a happy expression on his face.

Xin Chen looked back at her, and the two looked at each other, Mengxiong suddenly became serious: "How about you cooking?"

"Are you running some kind of cult?" Xin Chen waved the flyer in front of Meng Xiong: "Don't play with them."

"What? I'm not a girl?"

"Yes... yes."

"That means I'm not cute?"

"But...cute, of course cute."

"Then it's over." Meng Xiong curled his lips in disdain: "Smelly men."

(End of this chapter)