Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 228 A person who does not want to sign
The sky was full of stars, Gu Tao woke up from urinating, and he glanced at the sky outside.

"Damn it, Satania! Let you call me!"

"Sorry, Captain. Xin Liuzi asked me not to wake you up."

"The six sons can order you? What good does she give you!"

"She has obtained the authority of the second-level commander."

With a buzzing sound, Gu Tao's head exploded.What the hell?Level [-] commander authority?That thing can be obtained by the six sons?The secret key of the second-level commander needs to be unlocked by the genetic code. Even the most senior engineers and hackers on the mother planet cannot crack it. How can the six sons have the ability?It's not just a matter of luck.

"Tell me one more time."

"Xin Liuzi has obtained the authority of the second-level commander of the Centaur. He has the command to mobilize all the weapons except the destruction level, and he will replace Miss Tifa as the supervisor of the royal family. He can execute some orders beyond your authority, but the second Orders above the higher level still need to be confirmed by you.”

"It's broken it's broken."

Gu Tao turned around in a hurry: "What did she do?"

"revenge."

"Oh my god." Gu Tao slapped himself on the face: "Sleep, you're paralyzed! How did she get permission?"

"I can't be sure, I have a blank period of about 5 minutes, I have no idea what she did to gain permission, and the maintenance log only shows that my kernel was forcibly restarted, but it was only a maintenance restart."

"Restart for maintenance." Gu Tao slapped his thigh: "My god... Sister Tifa!"

When Gu Tao heard about the maintenance restart of Satania, he completely realized that there was no one else who could do this except Sister Tifa, but Gu Tao couldn't figure out why Sister Tifa would put her Give the secret key to Liu Zi, if you want to say that she has a hot head?That's impossible, who is she?The youngest elite mentor of the Pan-Humanity University, a scientific research genius who has written academic works and surpassed Gu Tao.And she has passed away, can the six sons still be psychic?

"Aren't there any monitoring records?"

"All the systems went offline and were switched to manual mode. I don't have any records of what happened during that time."

Turtle, this really looks like something Tifa can do, only she can so skillfully play with the nearly flawless Satania in applause, and only she can transfer the authority of the secret key.

"I don't believe that the six sons are so lucky..." Gu Tao let out a long breath: "Satania, start searching all the program files to see if there is any information about Tifa. If there is, it must be protected."

"It has been searched seventeen times, and the source of the virus has not been found." Satania's voice actually gnashed his teeth: "Captain, please allow me to format."

"No." Gu Tao shook his head: "That's Sister Tifa! Formatted, you pay me Sister Tifa? You are a thief. And you are not her personality model now, don't you need to hate her so much?"

Satania made a messy electric sound, and it took a long time to regain his composure: "Captain, please allow me to purify myself once."

"No." Gu Tao resolutely refused again: "Don't worry, whether it's you or Sister Tifa, I won't give up."

"Really?"

Gu Tao was taken aback: "You doubt me?"

"Understood, Captain." Satania's voice was filled with joy: "Satania is waiting for the next order."

"Alas..." Gu Tao looked at the sky outside the window: "Can you lock the location of the six sons?"

"Unable to locate."

Gu Tao turned around in surprise: "Can't?"

"Miss Tifa has added a backdoor program in her permissions, I can't monitor her."

"Oh my god..." Gu Tao sighed, "With such an engineer, you must have a headache too? Call Huang Hui and go out to find him!"

Just when Gu Tao and the mercenary who was thinking about revenge were looking for Liuzi all over the world, Liuzi was sitting in Weiwei's old house, holding a cup of tea in his hand, and narrating the murder of Tingting with pear blossoms and rain. The whole story, and opposite her sat Eucalyptus, and next to her sat a visitor from Kunlun Mountain.

"So you have to help me." Liu Zi sniffed his nose and kept wiping it with paper: "And you can't always expect men to help you with this and that, right?"

Eucalyptus didn't speak, just looked down at the tea on the table, as if in meditation.On the contrary, Jing Yuan was already so angry that she started scratching the table. After she finished scratching the table, she kept shaking Jing Yun, her eyes turned into vertical bars: "Senior Sister! Kill him! Kill him!"

After all, Jing Yun is not an ordinary girl, she is relatively calm, she did not follow up with her head, but silently refilled a cup of tea, and knelt quietly to the side.

And Liu Chun on the sofa next to him is actually broken at the moment, why?Because he never thought that his sixth sister would bring him to this place. For ordinary people, this place is just a fairyland with three beautiful girls, but for a person like him who is particularly sensitive to coercion In other words, this is the devil's lair...

Needless to say, that very coquettish big sister, it’s fine when you open your eyes, but when you close your eyes to feel the coercion on her body, it can match that of Hyakki Yako, and the quiet looking girl next to her is not a simple thing, don’t worry. Not to mention... Liu Chun felt that it was not a big problem for this young lady to beat him to death three hundred times with one hand, but that little loli who seemed to be bluffing looked like a tiger at all in his eyes, a tiger!It's the feeling that a 1.8 meter 160 catties adult feels when facing an adult white-fronted and eye-catching worm.

So Liuchun was feeling extremely uncomfortable now. He didn't dare to move, eat, or drink. He just sat there with his mind completely blank.

"Sister Eucalyptus, what do you think?" Jing Yun asked in a low voice, "We listen to you."

Eucalyptus shook his head: "I will not interfere in the world, as long as he is not in danger, I will not care about anything."

The six sons exploded when they heard it, she stood up and pointed at Eucalyptus and shouted: "Why are you so cold-blooded!"

"I'm not human." Eucalyptus raised his head slightly: "I don't have blood either."

"You really don't want to help me?"

"I can't help." Eucalyptus shook his head, picked up the teacup and took a sip: "Except that he asked me to help you."

"Do you only have that dead thing in your heart!" Liu Zi was wronged: "Is he that important?"

"Yeah." Eucalyptus nodded as a matter of course: "It's very important."

The six sons were so angry that they paced back and forth, but there was nothing they could do about it. She, who had always been smooth sailing, couldn't accept his ruthlessness at all, which made her think a lot of manic thoughts...

"Okay, you said you would only act if he needed you, right?" Liu Zi sneered and looked at Eucalyptus: "That's what you said, right?"

Eucalyptus nodded.

"Okay." Liu Zi laughed out loud, then took out his phone and called Gu Tao directly.

Gu Tao, who was looking for six sons all over the world, suddenly received a call, and he exploded at that time. He picked up the phone and yelled almost angrily: "What's the matter with you! How did you promise me before? What's the point of you going out by yourself? Do you know what power that thing has? Do you know if it can hurt you? How many times have I told you, don’t rely on your own luck to act recklessly, what’s wrong with you!”

"I..." Liu Zi grinned and put the phone away from his ears, and waited until Gu Tao lost his temper before putting it back to his ear, and called out delicately: "Husband~~~"

"I really can't help you." Gu Tao's luck turned 180 degrees in an instant: "Hurry up and come back."

"I'm at Sister An's place, and I want her to help." Liu Zi said aggrievedly with tears in his voice, "She said... she won't if you don't speak."

Gu Tao was taken aback for a moment, and instantly he was completely convinced by the six sons...

After all, it is the six sons, others must not be able to do such a thing.She actually went to find Eucalyptus, what was going on in her mind?
"Husband~~give me a chance, please, let me take revenge with my own hands, I can do it." Although the six sons acted like a baby, they were extremely firm: "Some things still need to be solved by myself, okay... just this time, in the future I listen to you, I listen to you in everything."

Hearing the six sons acting like a baby, the Sajia family is worth it in this life.

Gu Tao took a deep breath: "Then I'll send you someone who should be able to help you, and you can give the phone to Eucalyptus."

"Thanks husband!"

The six sons handed the phone to Eucalyptus, and Gu Tao said apologetically, "Sister Eucalyptus?"

"Huh?" A smile finally appeared on the corner of Eucalyptus's mouth: "Happy New Year."

"Happy New Year..." Gu Tao laughed stupidly: "The Sixth Son has caused trouble for you."

"It's okay." Eucalyptus shook his head lightly.

Gu Tao was silent for a while, and then coughed: "Sister Yu, please help her this time, her character is like this, like a child."

"Oh..." Eucalyptus raised his head and glanced at Liuzi, then walked straight to the door, covered the receiver and whispered: "Actually, I just want to hear your voice..."

Gu Tao's small emotions were transmitted to Gu Tao, but he was stunned: "Sister Yu...don't be so pitiful, it makes me feel so ashamed."

"No, no... I just want to hear your voice." Eucalyptus waved his hands again and again, and his face turned red: "She bullied me last time!"

Gu Tao was at a loss for words for a while, but the elder sister already knew what the sixth son did last time, so it was embarrassing...

"I want you to bully me..." Eucalyptus's voice was thin and weak, "How about it?"

Ah... this question is so embarrassing, it makes Gu Tao gasp, should this be good or not...

"Just kidding." Eucalyptus suddenly smiled: "But I miss you, this is not a joke."

"Eh..." Gu Tao cleared his throat, suddenly felt a feeling of first love, he stroked the back of his head: "Then sister, have you ever thought that I already have a fiancée, and she is in your room."

Eucalyptus raised his eyes and thought for a while, then said after a while of silence: "I like her quite a bit."

Gu Tao breathed a sigh of relief. After all, he had a super-friendship with the six sons. I really like these three words, which are definitely more important to Gu Tao.

"But I don't listen to her, I listen to you." Eucalyptus smiled: "The scarf I knitted for you is finished, come and get it tomorrow, okay?"

"it is good!"

To be honest, Gu Tao admits that he is a scumbag, but he really doesn't want to see a girl like Eucalyptus humbled to such an extent, which makes him feel unreasonably sad.So he agreed very readily, and after he answered, Eucalyptus's mood suddenly rose.

"Then I'll prepare something delicious for you! What do you like to eat?"

"Do you like small mushrooms?" Gu Tao whispered, "Then eat small mushrooms?"

"Okay!" Eucalyptus happily agreed: "Then...can you bring my two friends, they also want to meet you."

"Then I have to dress nicer. I can't embarrass you."

"Yeah!" Eucalyptus smiled even better: "Can I kiss you?"

"Ah..." Gu Tao was stunned for a moment, then sighed after a moment of hesitation: "You can't bite."

"No, no, I'm not willing to part with it." Eucalyptus jumped up like a little girl: "You said, shall I give birth to you?"

This is a pit!A red exclamation mark popped up in Gu Tao’s mind. This question will lead to three forked answers, namely yes, no and don’t know. If the answer is yes, he will say let’s have a baby. If the answer is no, he will say If you haven't tried it, how do you know you can't? If you don't know, you will say that if you don't know, why don't we try it.

Wow, Eucalyptus can dig a hole!
Therefore, it is absolutely impossible to use ordinary answers. At that moment, Gu Tao’s brain speed was at its peak, and a marquee of life appeared in front of his eyes. Scenes of past events appeared in front of his eyes. Finally, a golden exclamation point popped out of his mind: "Then think of a good name for the child first."

"Okay!!!!" Eucalyptus's excited voice began to tremble: "Then I have to think about it slowly."

Gu Tao let out a sigh of relief...the first hurdle was passed.

"Let me ask you a question before Jingyuan." Eucalyptus suddenly spoke after being excited.

This question made Gu Tao feel a strong sense of crisis again, which made Gu Tao's neck on the other end of the phone instantly soaked in sweat.

"go ahead."

"Let me ask you." Eucalyptus smiled very young: "If I fall into the river with the six sons, you can only save one, who will you save?"

Here it comes... finally here it is, the unreasonable problem of this handed down classic has finally appeared.Niang Xipi...you two fall into the river. If I don't save you, you won't die. But if I try to save you, I will die.Gu Tao took a few painful deep breaths, and this answer was different from his mother's answer when she fell into the water. It was a choice between two people.

"Sister Eucalyptus, wait a minute, I have a call coming, I'll answer it."

"Well, wait for you."

Gu Tao cut off Eucalyptus's phone number, and dialed He Yuxiang's number without saying a word.

"Young Master Yu!"

He Yuxiang, who was soaking his feet in the Footwashing City with his friends, was scared to pee: "What's wrong with you? Why is your voice trembling?"

"Let me ask you, if you have two girlfriends, they know each other, and one girlfriend asks you if she falls into the river with the other girlfriend, you can only save..."

Before Gu Tao finished speaking, He Yuxiang cleared his throat violently: "Hello? Your signal is not good? Hello? Hello! What's going on, oops...the phone fell into the water...beep beep beep..."

"Hold!"

Gu Tao scolded: "Satania, lock He Yuxiang."

"locked."

"For three months starting today, block all his communications! Let him send letters!"

"clear."

After switching the phone back to Eucalyptus, Gu Tao took a deep breath: "I can save both of them."

And Eucalyptus was silent for a while, and then chuckled lightly: "Idiot...you can let me help you save her, you don't have to work so hard, I will help you!"

Gu Tao rolled his eyes silently: "Sister Yu... let's meet and talk tomorrow, I'm a little scared."

"Okay." Eucalyptus pouted: "You are really bad, eating from the bowl and looking at the pot."

Who taught her this?
Gu Tao secretly raised his murderous intentions.

"Don't tease you, I'll just help her." Eucalyptus said with a smile: "Tomorrow I will stew delicious little mushrooms for you, remember to come early."
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I will code Chapter 2 later... If I can bear it, I will update it late at night, if I can't, I will update it tomorrow morning, love you all.

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