Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 221

Gu Tao doesn’t have much affection for the Spring Festival, but he doesn’t dislike the atmosphere. The whole room is sitting there like a manure machine watching boring TV shows. The elders in the kitchen are preparing food. He proposed to go to a restaurant for the festival early on, but Gu Tao's mother-in-law vetoed it and insisted on cooking at home.

The second uncle was wearing an old-fashioned leather jacket and standing in the kitchen making dumplings, while the mother-in-law was busy cutting a piece of stewed beef there. It didn't look like the kind of dignitary of a rich and powerful family, but a sense of warmth from a small family.

"I'll try it."

The six sons snatched a handful of melon seeds from Gu Tao's hands, and began to gnaw them, as if the ones in other people's hands were particularly delicious, while Xin Chen, as the main labor force of the family, was hard at work boiling sugar in the yard outside. A large pot of sugar is two hundred catties, and he stirs it up like playing.

"Auntie, next time I'll get you a millstone for Xin Chen to pull around. It will be much more convenient." Gu Tao shouted to his mother-in-law in the kitchen: "Don't worry about this hard work."

"Okay." The mother-in-law replied: "Get a bigger one, and then you can make tofu at home."

The six sons turned their heads and gave Gu Tao a glance: "Why are you bullying your elder brother?"

"No, it's good." Gu Tao spread his hands innocently: "He's idle anyway."

It was completely dark, all kinds of unattractive but home-cooked dishes were served on the table, and the work of serving the dishes naturally fell on the younger generation, even Yin Rong started to get busy, moving the stool move the table.

And Weiwei is the cook of the last big dish today. Gu Tao took the initiative to go into the kitchen to help out, considering that she did not have a good rest last night. Six sons of things.

"Is the meal ready? I want to eat."

She yelled from time to time, so that even Gu Tao couldn't help sticking his head out and said: "If you really have free time, go and boil sugar with Xin Chen."

"No, no, it's too cold outside."

At this moment, Xin Chen no longer boiled sugar, he began to add sesame seeds, peanuts, walnuts and almonds to the boiled sugar, stirring vigorously while adding, soon the pot became a sticky black Then he threw these solid things onto the chopping board, pressed them to be flat with a large wooden board, and finally began to use a knife to cut them into small pieces bit by bit while the sugar was not completely solidified.

Meng Xiong had already turned into a human form before entering the door, and now he was making trouble by Xin Chen's side, those uneven candies basically went into her stomach, although Gu Tao didn't understand why a sword could eat, but The reality is that she not only ate but also ate a lot.

Inspection is impossible, Xin Chen would not agree with Gu Tao to dissect Mengxiong, and Gu Tao would not do it, so he pretended that this kind of thing never happened, anyway, he is still a good friend if he sees it clearly.

"Come on, come on."

The last big dish was brought to the table by Gu Tao, a huge fish head, squatting on a small pot, covered with peppers, fried tofu and enoki mushrooms, it looks much better than other dishes on the table, but the eyes of the fish show The strange light stared straight at Gu Tao.

"I'm fine too."

While talking, Meng Xiong opened the door, Xin Chen's voice came from outside, and then he dragged a big dustpan, and brought in a dustpan that still exuded sweet scented pastries.Yin Rong hadn't eaten it before. She carefully reached out to take a piece, but she was so hot that she shook her hand away.

"I can eat it later, it's very hot now."

After Xin Chen finished speaking, he went straight into the kitchen, took out three plates, first put some sugar cakes in one plate, then put some fruits in it, and then picked out the fish tail from the basin of the fish head , and then kicked Liu Zi and Gu Tao who were about to eat: "Junior Brother, Liu Zi. Follow me."

"Yes..." Liu Zi slapped his forehead: "Forget about it."

After speaking, before Gu Tao could react, she dragged Gu Tao into a hut. There was only one table in this hut, and there was a tablet on the table, the tablet of Xin Wuwei.Xin Chen put the three plates on it, then took out a few sticks of incense from the side and distributed them to Liu Zi and Gu Tao.

"Master, I am here to kowtow to you for the New Year's greetings."

After finishing speaking, he inserted the incense in his hand into the incense burner, wiped the dust on the memorial tablet with a piece of deerskin cloth, and then stepped aside and looked at Gu Tao helplessly.

Seeing Gu Tao standing there in a daze, Liu Zi patted his buttocks: "Shangxiang, talk!"

"Oh..." Gu Tao took a step forward, then suddenly turned around and asked, "Should I be called Master or Father-in-law?"

"Call Master." Xin Chen nodded, "Call Master Hot."

Gu Tao replied naively, and raised incense with both hands: "Master, please bless my sixth son to give me a child as soon as possible, and try to let her see you with the child next year."

"What nonsense..."

The six sons were about to go up to argue, but Xin Chen snatched them back: "What nonsense!"

Not to mention, Xin Chen with a serious face seemed to be a different person, Liu Zi was so frightened by such a monkey, and at this time Gu Tao also retreated, Liu Zi gave him a blank look, and walked forward After a few perfunctory words, he also inserted the incense, but he didn't expect that Liu Zi's incense would go out immediately after inserting it.

Xin Chen's face changed drastically.

The six sons were also confused, after all, this kind of thing had never happened before...

"Restart." Xin Chen took three sticks of incense again: "Be sincere."

In desperation, Liuzi had no choice but to go forward to light incense and worship again, and said a few words sincerely, but this time... it was still destroyed.

After tossing and tossing like this a few times, the six sons let out a sigh of relief, lit incense again, and walked to the tablet: "Dad, please forgive me... I promise you, I will give birth to this guy sooner." A child, next year I will hold my grandson to see you, if not next year, then the year after next."

Shannon plugged in again and guess what?Bright!Not only is it on, but even the incense that was extinguished before is on.

Gu Tao laughed silly.

"You must remember what you promised Master, or I won't be able to keep you." Xin Chen patted Liu Zi on the shoulder and said, "It's almost the same."

The six sons snorted, then turned around and gave Gu Tao a hard look, then turned and left.

"Junior brother, you have to work hard." Xin Chenyu said to Gu Tao earnestly: "I know Liu Zi's temper is a little bit bad, please be more tolerant, she is a good girl."

"I didn't say she was bad." Gu Tao nodded: "It's pretty good."

After the two came out together, Gu Tao returned to her seat. As soon as she sat down, she felt Liu Zi pinching her thigh. She looked at Gu Tao sideways and was very angry.

"What's wrong, grandma?" Gu Tao asked in a low voice.

"Tell me, what ecstasy soup did you give my dad, he has never seen you!"

"Haha." When Gu Tao heard this, he immediately laughed: "Of course, he knows that if you don't work hard, I will be snatched away. An excellent boy like me is very sought after. .”

The six sons didn't speak, just grinned grinningly and gestured for scissors with their fingers, and dubbed: "Kacha"

"Eat and eat." Gu Tao stood up and picked up the wine bottle: "Drink a few glasses today."

When seeing Yin Rong also picked up the glass to drink, Gu Tao pressed her head and took out a bottle of coconut juice from the side: "You."
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"Today, we eat prawns."

Earthburst Star took out the freshly prepared meal from the kitchen and put it on the table.And if it's just two people eating, the table is a bit too much, but it doesn't matter that Ake can definitely finish it, and it's been a long time since he has eaten it so well. Today is the Chinese New Year, so it's an extra meal.

Ake excitedly put a whole prawn more than ten centimeters long into his mouth to chew. Naturally, the taste was unmatched by stool legs, so he smiled like a child and clapped his hands to celebrate.

"Do you like to eat?" Xingxing sat next to him and wiped the corners of his mouth with a tissue: "Eat slowly, there are many dishes."

"I like it!" Ake smiled at her: "It's delicious!"

Although Ake is still unable to speak complete long sentences, he can understand and respond to the meaning of Xing Xing’s words. This is already very satisfying for Xing Xing, just like a child born with brain problems, It's like suddenly opening my mouth to call my mother, that kind of joy is really indescribable.

"From now on, let's work hard, sooner or later we can eat every day!"

"Okay." Ake nodded in agreement: "Do it well!"

Since this period of time, Xing Xing and Ake have completely become the kind of professional households who subdue demons. At first, they just helped the neighbors solve spiritual problems, and received some things like chicken soup and braised pork. Yue and the others became more and more famous in this generation, and even people in some counties came to ask them for help, including weddings and funerals.Most of the time, it can be solved by relying on the knowledge that suddenly emerges from the stars. If it can't be solved, I have to close the door and let Ake go.

These days... Ake's food is generally a bit mixed.

However, although running around is a bit troublesome, the income is slowly increasing. Once Xingxing helped a pregnant woman who was haunted by a baby spirit give birth to a boy, and the family directly wrapped a big red envelope of 10 yuan. Compared with smashing an ATM machine, the safety and security are much more assured, and they can also win the respect of many people. Even now in the entire T city, they are quite famous, and they have even begun to vaguely violate the interests of traditional charlatans. Those people often make trouble for them, but...with Ake here, if it wasn't for the frequent orders from the stars, I'm afraid his recipes would be a little more complicated.

"This method is very good. We can check while picking up the job. I think one day we will find out what I am." Xing Xing put his hands on the table and watched Ake eat: "Slow down."

"Delicious! Delicious!" Ake nodded greasy, and then put a big chicken drumstick by Xingxing's mouth: "You eat too!"

"Eat, eat, eat." Xing Xing took the chicken leg and took a bite: "Let's go to the fireworks show later."
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"Jing Yun!!! Where are you going to get the fish!"

Jing Yuan, who was wearing an apron, chased out from the kitchen. In front of her was Jing Yun, who was running frantically on all fours with a braised fish in her mouth. It seemed that she was really desperate.

"Sister Eucalyptus, look at her!"

Seeing Jing Yun rushing up to the second floor in twos and threes, Jing Yuan had no other choice, and pointed at her to file a complaint against Eucalyptus.

Eucalyptus suddenly recovered from the distracted state, looked up at Jing Yun, stretched out his hand and gently moved, vines suddenly grew on the beams on the second floor, entangled Jing Yun tightly, and when she struggled, the fish also It fell from the mouth, and Jing Yuan quickly caught the half-finished fish firmly with a shovel.

"Thanks, Sister Eucalyptus."

She hummed a song and walked back to the kitchen to continue cooking, and Jing Yun was also put down. She returned to the sofa with an unhappy face, sat beside Eucalyptus, and said with a mournful face, "Sister Eucalyptus, why are you helping her?" .Really..."

Eucalyptus didn't respond, just rested his chin on his hands and continued to be distracted.Jing Yun shook her hand in front of Anne, and found that she hadn't responded yet...

"Sister Eucalyptus!!!"

She called him back to his soul with a sudden voice, and suddenly blushed, and looked at her with some embarrassment: "What's wrong?"

"You." Jing Yun pointed at Eucalyptus: "I've been out of my mind since I came back early this morning, and I refused to tell us where you went last night! Are you... Oh my god!"

Jing Yun jumped three feet high from the sofa, and pointed at Eucalyptus excitedly: "You, you, you...you...you won't do that with him, will you? Oops!!! It's over, sister An, you are too annoying Disappointed, how can you do this, even if it is a matter of time, but how can you get started so easily? People will look down on you!"

Eucalyptus's face turned red into a crab shell, she shook her head vigorously: "No...no, I didn't..."

"No?" Jing Yun rubbed her chin: "Then why are you out of your mind, and often blushing for no reason?"

Eucalyptus was silent for a while, and then asked in a low voice: "Let me ask you... would that kind of thing really be comfortable?"

"Ah?" Jing Yun blinked and stuck out her tongue: "How could I know? I haven't even seen a few men."

"Then how do you know so clearly?"

"Reading!" Jing Yun took out her mobile phone mysteriously: "You have to promise me that you won't tell my senior sister."

Eucalyptus immediately nodded solemnly.

After getting the nod from Eucalyptus, Jing Yun sneakily opened a novel on her phone and whispered, "This is what I read from my senior sister. It's absolutely exciting and absolutely classic!"

Eucalyptus took the phone and started flipping it quickly. She looked at things extremely fast, and the speed of flipping was also extremely fast, but gradually her speed of flipping slowed down, and then her face became more red. This time, even her neck and ears were red. She was flushed red, but her eyes were fixed on the little Huang Wen on the screen without taking her eyes off her.

Jing Yun leaned over to watch with her, and kept pushing her, "Here, here, right here! I read it three or four times!"

Eucalyptus let out an oh, put down the phone, tried to breathe calmly, then raised his bloodshot eyes to look at Jing Yun: "Why...you scream?"

"I don't know... Maybe it hurts a lot?" Jing Yun said in a low voice, "It might hurt a lot."

"But why does it hurt... why..." Eucalyptus felt a little unspeakable.

"Ah... this..." Jing Yun looked at the ceiling: "Maybe... maybe it's because... I really don't know."

At this moment, Jing Yuan pushed open the door and came out, she put her hips on her hips and let out a sigh of relief: "Finally finished cooking, Jing Yun is going to serve the dishes."

After she finished speaking, she glanced at the two people on the sofa, and then she was dumbfounded: "What are you looking at? They all look like this. Sister Eucalyptus, why is your face so red?"

"No...it's okay." Eucalyptus waved his hand and returned the phone to Jing Yun: "It's time to eat."

And Jing Yun followed behind her: "Eat, eat."

(End of this chapter)