Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 21 Just for your girlfriend, I'll make you my friend!
Because there is no medical bed and the energy supply is slow, the repair process took a full 10 minutes, and the process was not very comfortable, but this is not a big deal, after all, it is not a time of battle.

Seeing Gu Tao stood up intact, Weiwei expressed surprise, but Liu Zi obviously didn't feel too surprised, probably because of his father and Xin Chen, even if she didn't know anything, she didn't. I have eaten pork and seen pigs running.

"You're so dirty, take off your outer clothes when you enter the house, and I'll wash them for you here."

The six sons took Weiwei's hand and led Gu Tao into the house, and the first thing they did was strip off their clothes...

"Girl, you will embarrass me like this." Gu Tao struggled and refused to take it off: "Give me some mental preparation first."

"Get ready, what else do you want to do?" Liu Zi unbuttoned Gu Tao aggressively: "Hurry up, before I change my mind."

"Then..." Gu Tao pressed his clothes shyly, "Don't laugh at me."

"Why am I laughing at you?"

As she spoke, she abruptly took off Gu Tao's padded jacket. After taking off the padded jacket, he revealed a T-shirt with XX compound fertilizer written on it and a short-sleeved T-shirt protruding from the sleeve. Dirty autumn clothes.

There were holes in the autumn clothes.

Weiwei froze for a moment, then covered her mouth and smiled lightly, but she didn't feel well, so she immediately put away her emotions, and stood there with her head down, a little embarrassed.

But Liu Zi carried his clothes and the previously soiled clothes nonchalantly and walked to the back room. Before going over, he turned his head and told him: "Don't tease my little girl! Do you hear me?"

Gu Tao turned his head to the side, as if someone farted.

After she left, Gu Tao could take a good look at this place. Although he passed by this special courtyard several times before, it was really the first time to observe it from the inside.How should I put it, Gu Tao was very impressed with this place, except for the persimmon he had already eaten, and the incompatible atmosphere between this place and the surrounding high-rise buildings.

In the downtown area, how much is this small yard full of peaches, plums and persimmons worth?Gu Tao made a rough estimate. If there were no accidents, the land money alone would probably be enough for Weiwei to buy half a house in a top community, right?Not to mention the quaint two-story building and the full set of wooden furniture under their buttocks and throughout the house.

These furniture are either huanghuali or agarwood, can it be affordable by ordinary people?

"Are you rich?"

"Ah?" Weiwei froze for a moment, then gently handed over the tea in her hand: "Tea, please."

When taking the teacup, Gu Tao noticed Weiwei's hand, and was immediately attracted to it.How should I describe it? Anyway, in Gu Tao's limited vocabulary, I can't think of too many beautiful adjectives to describe these hands. Probably, the grass is so beautiful, the grass is so white, the grass is so tender, and the grass is so slender. , anyway, it’s right to add “holding grass” in front of it, and it’s not enough to describe and emphasize the tone without adding these two words.

Seeing Gu Tao staring at her hand, Weiwei quickly took it back and smiled shyly: "This is my grandfather's inheritance. My parents are abroad. I don't want to go, so I will stay with these grandpas to look after the house. I don’t have much money, and I don’t have a regular job. I usually do a little embroidery at home and sell it for money. Most of the time I just water the flowers and keep my dog.”

God, there are such classical girls living in this era?But seeing her face flushed when she spoke, Gu Tao thought it was really interesting.

"Heartbeat 141, blood pressure rises, adrenaline causes pupils to dilate."

After the tiny receiver in Gu Tao's ear received Weiwei's data, he was even more astonished. In this era when we could go to a hotel and get a room after two days of acquaintance, there really is such a thing as saying two things to a man. In a word, women whose blood pressure rises because of shyness are rare... yes!It is the word rare, which is absolutely appropriate.

"You usually... don't you eat much, just drink honey, floral dew and other things?" Gu Tao asked with a smile: "Otherwise, how could you be like a fairy?"

"That... that's little... Xiaolongnv..." Weiwei blushed so much that her blood vessels were about to burst, "I, I, I... I eat, I like to eat... braised fish in brown sauce and sweet and sour... lotus root."

This reaction!

awesome.

Really, Weiwei's reaction gave Gu Tao the urge to bully her. It felt like a little boy sitting in the back seat in junior high school teasing the little girl in the front row he liked. Seeing her awkward appearance, he felt Just very comfortable.

"By the way, are you hungry? I have biscuits and pastries I made myself."

Weiwei walked quickly to the side of a big box, took out a lot of pastries in plastic jars from inside, hugged her in her arms, walked to Gu Tao awkwardly, and put down the jars one by one.

"Here's cranberry biscuits, here's sago scones, here's chocolate cake, here's bruschetta, here's Milk Shield biscuits, here's..."

She reported the things in her arms to Gu Tao as if she were reporting the name of a dish, and she didn't dare to lift her head, let alone say anything else. Anyway, she was so cute that it exploded.

Ming people don't talk dark words, Gu Tao wants to hug her, or maybe no one doesn't want to hug her...

But although Gu Tao is a bit sad and ruffian, he is not a hooligan after all, and it is not too difficult to suppress this impulse, but he couldn't help but looked at her a few more times, especially noticing her red hot ears.

"Please...please don't stare at me, I'm not used to it." Weiwei's voice trembled a little: "I'm not used...not used to being stared at."

"Feel sorry……"

In fact, Gu Tao is not the kind of person who will intentionally cause trouble to others, it is because Weiwei is so cute, and the inherent protection desire of higher creatures makes him a little bit overwhelmed, just like normal people see Kittens and puppies couldn't resist the urge to touch and hug them.

After saying this apology, the atmosphere suddenly became very awkward. Gu Tao didn't like this kind of atmosphere, so he simply turned his attention to the food. It feels good to eat cakes while drinking tea, especially when there is a Sitting a shy beautiful girl, wonderful...

It wasn't until he had eaten almost everything on the table that Liu Zi walked back with his dry clothes in his arms, and then threw the sweater on his head, and the embarrassing atmosphere was relieved.

"Put it on, look at your ragged clothes, it's not shameful, it's dried for you, hurry up."

"It's worn inside... and no one saw it."

Gu Tao's words made Weiwei amused, and the feeling of spring breeze with a smile made him unable to help but look up at her for a while.But Liuliu was beside him with his hips on his hips: "A man of taste must be refined from the inside to the outside. Look at Xin Chen. Although he looks weak, he always pays attention to these aspects."

"This piece of compound fertilizer belongs to him. He has more than 40 pieces. He wears them in rotation every day. He washes them once every ten days. He also washes them with his socks. He still wears them after they are dyed." Gu Tao raised his head and said seriously to Liu Zi: "He You still live on dog food. I really don’t know what standard you use to measure the sophistication.”

"What? He's eating dog food again?"

And... this word is used wonderfully!

"Ang, let me eat together, and give me a bottle of chili sauce to mix."

"Pfft..." Weiwei couldn't help laughing, and then quickly turned her head, but the shaking of her shoulders proved that she couldn't hold back anymore.

"Damn it." Liu Zi folded his arms and sat down on the sofa: "Did he spend money to smoke his paper man wife again?"

"I have blocked the channel for him to recharge, but he still holds his phone and licks the screen every day."

"The dead house is really disgusting." The six children curled their lips: "What's the use of this kind of person coming! Let me tell you, you can't learn from him."

"Actually, it's okay. It's better to have dog food than to go hungry."

In fact, in Liu Zi's opinion, the word hungry is really far away, so when Gu Tao mentioned it, she smiled and asked with great interest: "Can you still be hungry?"

"Hungry." Gu Tao nodded heavily: "I often can't get enough to eat. When I was in the worst situation, I used a pack of crispy noodles to cook soup and drank it three times."

"These years...how did you come here?" Hearing this, Liu Zi probably knew that Gu Tao was not joking, and she asked with some distress: "Why is it so miserable?"

"Because of self-discipline." Gu Tao replied proudly: "Over the years, I have slept in parks, under bridges, on tree branches, in caves, and in public toilets. Even when I was so hungry that I caught grasshoppers to eat, I never thought of using me. resources to make money.”

"Why?" It was Weiwei's turn to ask this time.

Maybe Gu Tao can deal with the problem of the six sons, but he really doesn't want to be perfunctory with the question of the goddess Weiwei, so he cleared his throat and said, "Interfering with the progress of the world is a taboo for observers. Our mission is to investigate and study, but once we Using my equipment, knowledge, and technology to make money will inevitably interfere with the progress of the earth, and in the end may change the attributes of the entire earth because of my relationship, and may even cause the earth to be destroyed when the next batch of observers come. Since I To be chosen as an observer, one must be responsible for one's own mission."

Can't understand……

Not only Weiwei, but Liu Zi couldn't understand this kind of self-inflated speech. If she didn't know that Gu Tao was somewhat different from ordinary people, she would definitely think that he was a liar or a psychopath. It is those who lie to others that they are Gege of the Qing Dynasty, who owns one billion taels of silver from the Qing Dynasty, but only lacks 10 yuan to mine funds.

"Then...do you still like to eat my biscuits?"

"I like it, I really like it, it's the best thing I've ever eaten." Gu Tao praised without hesitation: "I'm even reluctant to finish it."

After being praised nakedly, Weiwei's eyes were bright, and then hurriedly walked to the big box and bent over to search for it, while Liu Zi sat next to Gu Tao with a face of resentment, pointed at his nose and whispered Said: "I warn you, don't pick up my girl."

"What if I really like her?" Gu Tao didn't feel embarrassed at all: "I really like her very much, she's super cute."

"Cute, isn't it? Hahaha... No!" Liu Zi suddenly reacted: "Then you just pick on me and let her go."

"You?" Gu Tao looked the six sons up and down: "For your girlfriend's sake, I'm committed to you as a friend."

"I didn't expect you to be such a person. I won't bring you here in the future." Liu Zi turned his head angrily: "I didn't expect you to be a bastard too."

Gu Tao thought for a while, then suddenly laughed out loud: "Wei Wei, shall I chase you?"

"Ah? Ah!" After a scream, Weiwei fell into the storage box...

"You bastard!"

The six sons hit Gu Tao hard, then rushed over to carry Wei Wei out, then cast a reproachful glance at Gu Tao, but Gu Tao just smiled cheerfully and said, "Just kidding, people like me have a stutter. I am satisfied with what I want, and I am not qualified to pursue anything.”

Seeing Gu Tao's expression suddenly became lonely and depressed, Liu Zi really had a hard time linking him with the superhero who just picked him up with his bare hands. In short, there was a sense of disobedience.

(End of this chapter)