Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 206 It's all right, let's go home for the New Year.

"Get up! Get up!"

The police uncle rushed to the scene quickly and picked up Gu Tao and the strange man who were wrestling together on the ground.

"What's going on? You two are already grown up. What's wrong with you?"

"Bah." Gu Tao touched the bleeding area at the corner of his mouth, and then pointed to a bag of chestnuts on the ground: "I was sitting there eating chestnuts, and he came up and said I deserved to die. You said this was a Chinese New Year."

"You were supposed to die, no, you should have been dead for a long time."

"Fuck your mother!" Gu Tao rolled up his sleeves again: "I want you to eat candles next year!"

"okay!"

The uncle of the policeman swung his baton horizontally: "Everyone come with me!"
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"Second brother, eldest brother got into a fight and was taken to the police station."

He San put down the phone, and found He Yuxiang who was chatting and drinking tea with friends on the balcony. She really felt that there was no normal person in her family. The eldest brother was a paranoid. Originally, the second brother was normal, but he gradually became After meeting a perverted sister-in-law, after going to the base to become an instructor, she has been hanging out with instructor Gu for a long time, and she has become more and more asshole in private.

"You guys, none of you can rest easy." He Yuxiang sighed: "Get my police uniform, and I'll bring him back."

He said goodbye to his friend, and then drove the base car straight to the police station that He San mentioned. Both brother and sister were wearing police uniforms, and their ranks were not low, so the director came out to greet them in person.

"I'm really sorry...to cause you trouble."

"Originally we were going to detain him, but since the Chinese New Year is coming soon, now we only need to voluntarily mediate between the fighting parties. But I really didn't expect that he would be your brother."

He Yuxiang was also quite famous during this time, because of his handsome looks, sharp tongue, and good reputation, he became the image spokesperson of the base, and he often attended various awards and programs with his second uncle, so he also became a celebrity in H City. He is a moderate celebrity, so the director is still very familiar with him. After all, the special hero is to be notified to the whole country, and the city bureau has also promoted him as a positive example. But everyone knew that he was a very good policeman.

"Thank you." He Yuxiang sighed: "Where's my brother? I'm going to have a look. The normal procedures still have to go through."

"Okay, please come with me."

In a room, He Yuxiang met his eldest brother, He Yukui, who would only come back during the Chinese New Year.This eldest brother, who had determined to compete with Xin Chen since he was a child and was obviously very close, now sat in it with a bruised nose and a swollen face, meditating cross-legged.

"Big brother..."

He San shouted, and He Yukui opened his eyes and smiled: "Are you here?"

"You're still laughing!" He Yuxiang shook his head and looked at his elder brother with a strange expression: "You are in your thirties, and you are still fighting with others!"

He Yukui was obviously a little wary of his younger brother, and quickly explained: "It's not my business, it was that person who did it first."

"Stop talking." He Yuxiang spat: "You probably just said it when you saw someone's bad luck rushing up, right?"

"No, I'll just say he deserves to die."

He Yuxiang and He San looked at each other, and found that the other's eyes were full of helplessness, and now even the guarding police next to them couldn't help laughing.This New Year's Eve rushed forward and said 'you should die'. Anyone with a normal mind would lose his temper. Seeing how his elder brother was beaten so badly, He Yuxiang immediately felt better.This is what it should be, he just deserves a beating.

Fortunately, He Yukui hadn't used magic to fight against people with mortal strength, otherwise He Yuxiang would probably have to lead people from Gu Tao now.

"Okay, I'll apologize to others and pay some money. Don't let dad know about this, or you'll have to go home and get beaten."

At the mention of his father, He Yukui shrank his neck and showed an honest smile.

"Where is the other responsible person?"

He Yuxiang turned to ask the police next to him. The policeman shook his head: "I'm in solitary confinement. That man has a very bad temper and wants to beat your brother to death."

He San rolled his eyes: "Let's see if he has that ability. Can you take us to see him?"

"This way, please."

The three of them came to another small room, and when they opened the door, they saw a man in tattered clothes squatting on the ground with his back to them, drawing on the wall with a pen.

He Yuxiang pointed to this person, then glanced at the policeman, who nodded.

"cough!"

He Yuxiang coughed, and then...

"what!"

This coughing brought screams from the siblings, because the person squatting on the ground and drawing pictures on the wall like a psycho was none other than Gu Tao with the same bruised nose and swollen face.

"Oh? Why are you here?" Gu Tao asked curiously: "Okay, okay, well done. I'll beat someone with me later."

"This..." He Yuxiang touched the back of his head: "San'er, what do you think?"

"I don't know anything." He San turned around and said, "Xiao Mo is still waiting for me to watch a movie. I'll leave first."

"Don't..." He Yuxiang wanted to stop He San, but she had already trotted all the way and disappeared.

"Is there anyone like you..."

He Yuxiang looked at the place where He San disappeared and muttered, then squatted next to Gu Tao and asked cautiously: "Tao, why were you beaten like this?"

"Damn it." Gu Tao threw the pen in his hand to the ground and said angrily: "I took Rongrong out to buy new clothes for the New Year in the afternoon. When I was tired of shopping, I bought a bag of chestnuts and sat on the roadside to eat them. After taking two bites, a grandson suddenly came over and pointed at me and said, 'Why aren't you dead?' Then he pointed at Rongrong and said, 'This evil star.' Tell me, should I be beaten?"

"Should...should...really should." He Yuxiang wiped the cold sweat off his brow, but didn't know how to continue the conversation.

"I have notified Liuchun and the others, they are rushing here, I want to imprison that grandson in the Crystal Prison for 180 days!"

"Don't, don't, don't!" He Yuxiang waved his hands again and again: "It's not necessary! Really."

"Huh?" Gu Tao turned his head and glanced at He Yuxiang, suspicious: "Why are you so excited?"

He Yuxiang pondered for a moment, then sat down and said, "The one fighting with you is my brother."

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After signing the letter of understanding, Gu Tao and He Yukui were led out by He Yuxiang. The three of them sat on the railing by the river and watched the sun slowly set.

"I suddenly don't know how to describe it."

He Yuxiang smiled, but when he smiled, he covered his forehead and sighed: "My brother and my superior were caught in the police station because of a street fight. Oh my god..."

Gu Tao looked at the sky: "Your brother really owes you."

"Hehe, you are not a gentleman." He Yukui pointed to the wound in the corner of his eye: "You are the one who holds the stone in your fist, right?"

"Hey!" Gu Tao pointed at the corner of his mouth: "Who the hell beat me with a belt?"

He Yuxiang sighed and watched the two children who seemed to have grown up bickering.And seeing the bruised noses and swollen faces of the two people, He Yuxiang found it extremely funny.He may not understand others, but he is too familiar with the two in front of him.The eldest brother is much more capable than him. The only guy among the younger generation who can compete with Xin Chen is that he doesn't have the title of Earth Immortal.As for Gu Tao next to him, he was the one who made Xin Chen feel apprehensive. When he was at the border, his two battles were extremely exciting, and compared to his elder brother, he was only stronger than weaker.

But now these two people who could raze City H to the ground in a serious fight, both of them had bruised noses and swollen faces, and they were both arrested at the police station.

"I don't care. I am a victim. Medical expenses, mental damage expenses, lost work expenses, and meal expenses can't be less than a dime." Gu Tao pointed at He Yukui: "Thirty-five thousand."

"I'll give it to me." He Yuxiang quickly took out his mobile phone: "How about transferring the money to you?"

"Get out, I don't want yours." Gu Tao pointed at He Yukui: "I want it from him!"

"If you have no money, you can kill me if you can." He Yukui is also a tough guy: "I won't give you a cent."

"Hey! Yes, it's a man." Gu Tao pointed to the sky with one hand.

"Don't, don't...give me some face."

He Yuxiang was terrified. Gu Tao's action was very familiar to him. Last time, his action had split the big brother Qing Yuzi's skin to pieces. Now Qing Yuzi was trembling with anger when he mentioned Gu Tao. It's been a new year. Well, if the eldest brother is hacked and sent to the hospital, he will be in big trouble.

"Plane." Gu Tao pointed to a shining point in the sky.

He Yuxiang rolled his eyes: "..."

And He Yukui turned his head away, ignoring Gu Tao.

Seeing the two people like that, He Yuxiang, who was sitting between them, was about to collapse. He finally knew why Xiao San'er ran away as soon as he saw it was Gu Tao. He knew his brother's character and Gu Tao's character. Tang, this is good, the two brown candies are stuck together.

"This way, this way." He Yuxiang coughed: "Tonight I will treat you to a meal, and you can choose the place."

"I have an appointment tonight." Gu Tao twisted his head and said, "I'm not free."

"I'll go back to see Dad at night." He Yukui snorted coldly.

"Ouch..." He Yuxiang jumped off the railing: "Please forgive me, what a big deal."

Gu Tao snorted, and then jumped down too: "I'm having dinner with Eucalyptus at night, and if she sees my bruised nose and swollen face, you just wait. When I go back, Xin Chen sees me like this, so you also wait. They can blow up your house."

Eucalyptus...Xin Chen, yes, there is also a six son Xin.Thinking of these three gangsters being generous, He Yuxiang's head hurts.

"Xin Chen?" He Yukui turned his head and looked at Gu Tao: "Who are you?"

He Yuxiang leaned into his ear and whispered: "Xin Chen's junior brother."

"It's no wonder you're so messed up."

But at this moment, a flash of sword light came, and He Yuxiang's eyes blurred, and he saw a sword stuck in the mud in front of them, and a person stood on the sword, holding a piece of paper: "I Who do you think he is? It turns out to be the eldest young master."

"Xin Chen." Jade-colored lines appeared on He Yukui's wrists, and then a pair of jade gloves appeared on his hands: "I still wanted to visit, but I didn't expect you to come by yourself."

"Here?" Xin Chen put the paper into Gu Tao's arms, jumped off the hilt of the sword, and held Meng Xiong in his hand: "Alright, I'll stay with you to the end."

When Xin Chen held the handle of the sword, his aura suddenly changed, and the wind by the river became fierce. The sword energy on his body was like a substance, like a dragon swimming in the sky, and the river surface was broken by the sword energy, stirring up The water mist was illuminated by the setting sun, and a rainbow appeared behind him.

"you……"

He Yukui stared at Xin Chen with wide eyes: "How did you do it?"

"Hehe, it all depends on my peers to set off."

"I lost."

The jade gloves fell away, and He Yukui was dejected.

Seeing this, Xin Chen proudly put away his sword energy, put the Meng Xiong into the box, took the paper in his hand again, and patted He Yukui on the shoulder: "Human, it's still a matter of knowing shame. Good thing."

"How did you become so strong in just one year?"

"It's fine for me to tell you, but you beat my junior brother, what should you do?" Xin Chen put his hands behind his back and looked like an expert: "My junior brother is the most precious treasure of my teacher. If it wasn't for my apprentice to go back and tell me I, I didn't even know that anyone would dare to beat my junior brother."

"Rong Rong has gone back?" Gu Tao raised his head and asked, "I asked her to take a taxi back."

"How could she be willing to go back by bus." Xin Chen shook his head and said, "If I hadn't stopped her, she would have taken a sword to avenge you."

"There's no need for her to avenge me." Gu Tao shook his head, and the wound on his face healed at a speed visible to the naked eye: "I'm too late, I have an appointment for dinner, here you deal with it."

He Yuxiang was stunned for a moment, then looked back at Xin Chen and his eldest brother, and coughed twice: "Tao, I'll see you off."

"Huh?" Gu Tao looked at He Yuxiang who was walking forward without saying a word, shrugged and left together.

After getting into He Yuxiang's car, he finally asked, "Why are you running?"

"You don't know, my brother is a paranoid. His goal in life is Xin Chen. You let him see that Xin Chen is so powerful now. He has no end. And it is impossible for him to be tricked into the base, and you will die. This heart."

"What?"

"He, in exchange for the power to compete with Xin Chen, became a disciple. The price is to guard the sacred tree for 30 years, and he can go home during the Chinese New Year." He Yuxiang sighed: "My brother is... Very."

"Shenmu?"

"There is a sacred tree in the east, and birds dare not live there, except for the phoenix." He Yuxiang started the car: "My brother is guarding that poinniana tree."

"where?"

"I don't know, only he knows. Wow, don't think about Shenmu, you will become a public enemy. Qinglong Yunping Phoenix Roost, this is the root of the east, you don't want to toss that? You and There is no difference in digging the Chinese ancestral graves, Xin Chen has to clean up the family."

Gu Tao rubbed his chin. He didn't have the idea of ​​digging his ancestor's grave, but Shenmu is very mysterious, so he can study it: "What about the other directions?"

"Yes, we don't care whether this works or not, I'm really afraid of your strong curiosity." He Yuxiang smiled bitterly: "Having said that, don't get angry with my brother. He is just a child at heart."

"Who is not a princess?" Gu Tao curled his lips: "It's almost o'clock, you can send me to the vegetarian restaurant in the east of the city. I'll invite you to have dinner there today."

"Okay, do you want to pick me up later?" He Yuxiang thought for a while: "You... don't plan to go back tonight?"

"Where are you going if you don't go back? And if you really don't go back, the six sons will eat me alive." Gu Tao sighed, "I just want to thank you for saving my life, and I don't mean it's not good."

"Then you don't bring gifts? You really... Have you ever talked about being in love?"

"Not in love."

"Even if it wasn't, how could you go to see a girl empty-handed?" He Yuxiang shook his head: "There is a locker behind the car. The password is my birthday. There is a bracelet in it. You can take it first."

Gu Tao opened the locker and found a particularly exquisite five-color crystal bracelet inside, which was very beautiful and valuable at first glance.

"Are you using this thing to cheat guns?"

"You're not talking nonsense." He Yuxiang spat at him: "It's a gift for San'er, her birthday is coming soon. You can just take it. My master made it by hand. It is guaranteed to be liked by any girl. If it is placed in an ordinary Girl, she is willing to sleep with you when we meet for the first time."

"Just use this to bribe me and tell me not to trouble your brother. You really have made a big circle. And your scumbag remarks really come out of your mouth."

"Otherwise, what else can I do? You are a scum of the world..." He Yuxiang shook his head silently: "I don't trust you even if you say so."

"Okay." Gu Tao put the bracelet in his pocket with a happy heart: "This matter is settled."

The car stopped, Gu Tao arrived at the appointed place, and He Yuxiang left, but it seemed that it was almost the appointed time, but he still did not see Eucalyptus, but Gu Tao was not in a hurry, he walked into the restaurant, While ordering, I waited for the eucalyptus to appear.Girls, it's right to be late, but it's right for boys to wait.

(End of this chapter)