Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 178
"Sister, it's getting dark."

Hiding under the dark overpass, Jing Yun hugged her legs and looked at the pattering autumn rain outside, sighing melancholy.

Jing Yuan was at the side, and the fan in his hand was spread out, emitting a bright light, which was roughly equivalent to the brightness of a five-watt energy-saving lamp. It wasn't very bright, but it was enough to use under the dark bridge hole.But no matter what, the bridge hole that is ventilated on all sides is very uncomfortable, especially for the two girls. Although they are not afraid of any villains, some things are inconvenient after all.

"Yeah, it's getting dark."

The senior sister looked outside with blank eyes, the autumn rain is very sad, her girl's emotions broke out, and she sighed all night, the only thing that can warm her now is this golden gun in her hand. A precious fan of bone and jade muscle, after all, no matter what happens, the precious fan will never be lost.

"Senior sister, why don't we go and rob it." Jing Yun played with her Wei Tuo demon bracelet and said solemnly: "Grab some money for wine and meat."

In the past, when a junior sister said such nonsense, Jing Yuan, the head of the sect, would beat someone, but today she is really not in the mood to talk nonsense with this strange junior sister, let alone she wants to go out The house was robbed and the house was robbed.

"Senior Sister, why don't you do this. You go to the road to make a show, and wait for those lechers to come forward and be frivolous. At this time, I will jump out, beat their brains with a bracelet, and then rob them of all their money." Jing Yun Continuing to beep unconsciously: "Then use your precious fan to destroy corpses and wipe out traces. This will be invisible."

Jing Yuan slowly turned his head to look at this mentally handicapped junior sister, then heaved a long sigh, and decided not to get angry with her, let alone be as knowledgeable as her, this brat who dare not even kill a mouse, dares to burst his brains, What a joke in the world.But what to do, this precious junior sister is born with such bad morality, she has been outspoken since she was a child, she has been beaten, scolded, and punished, and she is still the same after that. , there are 170 people in the whole sect, and they are even more taboo towards her like a plague god.

"Senior sister, there is a toad over there."

"Sister, I'm hungry."

"Senior Sister, it would be great if Senior Brother is still alive."

"Senior Sister, do you think Master and Mistress are basking in the sun in Hawaii now?"

After a series of attacks, Jing Yuan finally couldn't bear it anymore, she covered her ears hard: "Help, help!!!"

"Senior sister, what's the use of calling for help? As a senior sister, you have thrown away everything that shouldn't be thrown away. If we can't do anything tomorrow, we can only go to the fields to catch toads and eat them." Jing Yun was frustrated. He sighed: "Senior sister, what do you want me to say about you?"

Jing Yuan scratched a deep mark on the concrete behind him with his hands, kicked his feet wildly, and roared like a monster in his throat.

"It's useless. You're trying to be brave and refuse to go back to the mountain gate, and you don't want to lose your face to rob houses. What's the use of losing your temper here? Why don't we think about what to eat tomorrow? I really don't want to eat toads."

Jing Yuan took a few deep breaths, and then gradually huddled up into a ball, hugging her knees, filled with a sense of powerlessness.Really, she regretted it. She shouldn't have come, especially she shouldn't have brought that thing beside her. She knew clearly that this junior sister was already a stinky person in the sect, but she still brought her with the idea of ​​saving her. she comes down.She was really fooled by shit, so blinded... Now that she heard this perverted child beeping in her ears, she suddenly came up with several very perverted ideas, such as selling her to someone. An old man treats her as his wife, for example, abandoning her in a subway station.

Really, I finally had the opportunity to let myself go for once. Jingyuan thought that even if I didn’t have a mobile phone and no money, I could still live well in the city. But with the chattering guy next to me, if I didn’t take the criminal route, I’m afraid it would be really difficult. She's going to be a performer. After all, this guy just keeps chattering. The key thing is that the content of her chatter is heart-wrenching, and it exists solely for the purpose of finishing the wound.Call her a child, she can get engaged next year. Call her an adult, but she has a flat figure, which makes normal people look at her without any desire.

So, now the experience is very painful, really painful.

"Senior Sister, why don't you sell me for some money. This way I don't have to run around with you, an oil bottle. After all, I am so beautiful and cute, and I will always live a good life. I am afraid that following you is an escape. But the fate of eating toads."

"it is good."

Jing Yuan gritted his teeth and looked at Jing Yun sideways: "Who do you want to sell yourself to?"

"Well, you can find someone pleasing to the eye on the street, and then you can negotiate the price. When you get the money, we will split the bill fifty-fifty. This will make it easier for me, and you can live. Oh, there is no way, who let me have You are such a useless senior sister."

How dare she say such a thing!How dare she say such a thing! !

Jingyuan's patience has reached its limit. This perverted girl who shuts up except when eating has really said such rebellious words. No wonder no one in the sect can tolerate her for a quarter of an hour. Now that I think about it carefully, I'm afraid Daddy It's probably not a well-thought-out idea for my mother to put aside her sect's affairs in a hurry and travel around the world.

But the key issue is that this guy is a half-demon, and something will happen if he is left unattended.As for what...it may not be a big deal, it's just eating a lot of people, the magic bracelet is not only her weapon, but also her prohibition spell, this secret is unknown to others, just like knowing that her daughter is only so young. Few people know the same, and only a few people know her demon body.So no matter how untalented she is, how much nonsense, how lazy, how slippery she is, from her parents to her elder brother to herself, she is always trapped by her side.

If this guy is going to be released, if the restraint is loosened...

Jingyuan didn't dare to think about it, so it was just a joke to say that she would sell her.

"Ah." Jing Yun suddenly raised her head: "Speaking of which, why don't we go find those two villains today. Although I hate them a little, I can smell the sweet smell on their bodies. If they weren't so disgusting, they wouldn't be so disgusting. Not bad. He's handsome, charming, and smells sweet. Senior sister, boys who smell sweet are not bad people. Bad people smell bad. Look, you don't like senior brother, although he doesn't seem to like it. You, but in fact I can see that he still likes you very much. So although he will laugh at you, can't you endure it for us not to eat toads? "

"roll."

"I'm telling the truth. Let's go find those two villains. You choose one and I choose the other. Then they will feed us and we will sleep with them." Talking on and on, when he came to this point, he suddenly patted his chest with his hand: "Well, it's a little small, but what if they like this taste."

"How many... how many novels have you read?" Jing Yuan's face suddenly turned red: "You..."

"I've read it all, I can't forget it with my photographic memory. Isn't your "Sisters' Adventure" the same story as we are doing now, the two sisters quietly ran away from home, were picked up by a man and slept with each other, and then the younger sister became pregnant first "Jing Yun let out a long breath, her face was red, but her tone became a little hesitant: "I don't know if I can get pregnant, I'm still so young, I haven't developed well yet. I'm afraid the matter of getting pregnant will be left to you , remember to have a daughter, senior sister."

Jing Yuan closed his eyes and frowned, and began to knead the formula with both hands, plausible words in his mouth, and finally put his hands together: "Ding~!"

The bracelet on Jing Yun's hand flickered for a moment, she looked back at Jing Yuan blankly, then slowly closed her eyes, fell headfirst into Jing Yuan's arms, and fell asleep soundly.

"Huh..." Jing Yuan sighed, gently stroking Jing Yun's hair: "Senior Sister knows that it will be hard for you to do this, but...you are really annoying."

After putting this annoying little junior sister to sleep, Jingyuan waved the fan lightly, a wave of waves appeared, and then the figures of the two disappeared under the bridge hole, looking from the outside as if they didn't exist at all Same, very convenient and quick.

It rained all night, and the sky is already bright. Although the clouds are still thick and the weather is stuffy, at least it has cleared up now. Jing Yuan slowly opened his eyes, stretched his waist, and looked down. Jing Yun who slept on her lap all night.

To be honest, if the little junior sister doesn’t open her mouth to say strange things, she is really a top beauty. Apart from the uncontrollable tyranny brought to her by her status as a half-demon, she also has a delicacy beyond the limits of human beings. She is still young, but just a side face is already too glamorous to touch. One can imagine how glamorous she will be ten years from now.

It's a pity... as long as she opens her mouth, all the beauty will be gone with the wind.

Or, poison her?

No, it's useless to be dumb, she can write a teleprompter.

"My head hurts." Jing Yuan leaned his head against the concrete wall wanting to cry but without tears.

About half an hour later, Jing Yun also woke up faintly, rubbed her eyes and looked at the senior sister, then turned her head to the side: "Hmph!"

"Okay, Junior Sister." Jing Yuan finally softened his heart: "It's Senior Sister's fault, she shouldn't use talisman to make you sleep, but children can't stay up late."

"Humph!"

"Okay, okay, senior sister, go to make money today, okay? If I make money, can I treat you to a hamburger?"

"As you said, if you can't find a job, go find those two sweet little brothers. You sleep with one and I sleep with the other. I want the one with fairer skin and crooked eyes when she smiles, okay?"

"Okay, okay..." Jingyuan didn't want to argue with her, so she stood up and poked her head out to look: "Let's go, I'm looking for a job."

(End of this chapter)