Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 12 Storm, come to me

Although this combination looks a bit strange, sitting on the bus is not offensive at all, as if the two of them were born for the bus, but Xin Chen looks better than Gu Tao, just that dead fat Zhai's face is really disgusting, especially when he is playing with his phone with his head down and laughing foolishly at his paper figurine wife, Gu Tao wants to beat him up.

"Aren't people like you non-aggressive? I used to read some novels when I was free, and the Taoist priests in them wandered around like wild cranes, and they had a good temper."

"Ah."

"Then what if someone bothers you?"

"Ah."

"Hey, are you listening to me!"

"Saber is so cute." Xin Chen still maintained that idiotic face when he raised his head: "Ah, what are you talking about?"

Gu Tao stared into his eyes, clenched his back molars, and let out a silent breath: "I like Akuya better."

"Do you like girls who are idiots?" Xin Chen seemed to be revived when he mentioned this topic: "Actually, Monkey King Jiazi is also good, let's find out when I have time."

Who is the most annoying?Probably this kind of person who doesn't play cards according to common sense. When I first met him, he was like a scheming ass. Later, I found out that he was actually a black-bellied senior brother, but now I see... the dead house is really disgusting.

"Junior Brother, you have so many high technologies, which one has the power bank function?"

"No, go away."

"What kind of aliens, this one doesn't have that one." Xin Chen muttered and put the dead phone back into his pocket: "Junior brother, do you know that we are not Taoist priests."

"what is that?"

Gu Tao turned his head, frowned and asked, "Do you have another title?"

"It's like this. Taoist priests are Taoist priests. Our Taoist sect is actually not a Taoist priest, but a monk. After the Taoist ancestors carried forward their abilities, they formed the Tianxia Daomen, so we are actually the parent company of all Daomen. We own all the Taoist sects in the world. How about the technique? It’s amazing.”

"Amazing ass."

Gu Tao didn't bother to talk about it. Those so-called spells are really nothing special. It's still the same sentence. What can be done by occultism, science can also be done. It's just that the methods are different, but the same goal.What clairvoyance, wind ears, traveling thousands of miles a day, and transporting five ghosts, these pediatrics don't need the technology of Gu Tao, even the technology of the earth itself can already do it.

"Brother, you still don't believe me."

"Brother, you gave me a reason to believe in you. You didn't even tell me you were cheating, and you even made me feel like I couldn't let go. How can I trust you?"

"Are you still refusing to call me Senior Brother?" Xin Chen shook his head in disappointment: "Forget it, we will have a bright future."

"Who is Fang Chang?"

"Your uncle."

There was no more words along the way, Xin Chen leaned on the car window and looked out in a daze, while Gu Tao sat next to him with his head lowered and holding a small notebook, perseveringly calculating the Taoist formulas that were transformed into formulas, which seemed to be the same. It looks like the years are quiet.

With a clumsy and long brake sound, the driver turned his head and opened his voice and shouted that the terminus had arrived. Gu Tao and Xin Chen stood up together, stretched their waists in sync, and then got out of the car one after the other.

Xin Chen is an otaku, he doesn't have much taste in clothes, Shangshen is wearing a thin yellow jacket with a travel bag on his back, looks like he is delivering food.In fact, Gu Tao is not very good. The old sweater with worn patterns, the washed white jeans and the treasure bag that never leaves his body, just the two of them look like ghosts, and they don’t have to be afraid of being robbed when they go out in the middle of the night. , After all, it looks poor.

"Brother, have you ever been in love?"

"No, go away."

"In this way, after you finish learning San Gen's good words, the senior brother will introduce the little junior sister to you."

"Didn't you say it was just the two of us?"

"Junior Junior Sister is an outer disciple, the old man's illegitimate daughter." Xin Chen smiled secretly: "It's so beautiful. The old man said at first that it was for me. I didn't want it, so I gave it to you."

"Why do I sound so wrong?" Gu Tao turned his head to look at Xin Chen: "What do you want to do?"

"It's nothing, your senior brother and I have a sweetheart. And the junior sister is too familiar, it's not easy to start. It's not that you are still single. When the time comes, the younger junior sister will belong to you, digest internally, and the fat will not flow to outsiders."

I have never seen such a brazen person, such a sloppy talk comes out of my mouth, what to give or not, obscene!Gu Tao silently defended the junior sister.

"Look, this is a photo of my junior sister." Xin Chen reluctantly opened the phone to find a photo, and proudly showed off, "I don't know how many people are chasing her."

"How many WeChat messages does she have?" Gu Tao looked at the photo and narrowed his eyes: "It looks quite tall."

"It's 1.7 meters two, it's about the same as me in high heels, and a little shorter than you." Xin Chen said more and more vigorously: "Long legs! Come, come, I have a picture of her bathing when she was six years old, and I will send it to you later. Mail."

"It's easy to talk about." Gu Tao said with a chuckle: "The air-raid shelter that turns left ahead is here."

Entering the air-raid shelter, Gu Tao unlocked the defense system, and then brought Xin Chen into his secret base. However, as an outsider, even if he was added to the white list, he still needs to go through three scans. Only slowly stretched down.

"Captain, welcome back."

This time it was Xin Chen's turn to look like a curious baby. He fumbled here and there, even if it was an alloy tray. Although he couldn't go to many places because he didn't have permission, as long as he Everywhere he could reach was touched.

At this moment, Gu Tao was sitting in the laboratory operating a super-large virtual scanning system. When he turned his head and saw that Xin Chen was about to touch this place, he coughed quickly: "The laboratory can't be messed with here. There are a lot of high-energy reaction devices, you will be blown away."

"Oh..." Xin Chen quickly withdrew his hand: "Junior Brother, this place is really advanced."

"Well, it's about 500 years ahead of the Earth." Gu Tao operated the system without looking up: "Stand there and don't move. I'll scan you first and then measure your ability."

"Will it be dangerous?" Xin Chen swallowed, "Brother is still young, and he still shoulders the mission of bringing you on the right path."

"Don't worry." Gu Tao turned his head and smiled evilly: "You can't die, you sit on that chair."

Gu Tao pointed to a chair. It didn't look like anything special on it, and it didn't look like it was electrified. Xin Chen observed it for a long time before putting the bag aside and sitting on it.

After he sat on it, several high-speed ray probes began to slowly rotate around him, looking quite like a sci-fi movie.

"Junior Brother, Junior Brother, what are you doing?"

"Don't move while your brain and body functions are scanned."

With the rotation of the ray probe, Xin Chen's data slowly appeared on the screen. Gu Tao recorded the values ​​while comparing them with normal human data, but he didn't know if he didn't compare them, but after comparing them... it really scared him to the ground. Stomach is weak.

Why do my calves feel weak?hehe.

The brain development level of normal human beings is generally between 12.00% and 20.00%, while Xin Chen's is [-]% [-], which means that his brain power is ten to the fifth power of ordinary humans. The star can already be judged as a third-level super evolutionary.And what does such an existence represent?That is, his mental power can directly destroy most of the organic life on the earth. Simply put, he can kill with his eyes. When he launches an attack, he can directly kill lions and tigers with his eyes, and even kill elephants in about two seconds. His eyes count in milliseconds.

Not only is his brain highly developed, but his muscle density, bone density, and cell activity are unprecedented horrors. Gu Tao was even more surprised that there was a special protein in his body. It is an energy carrier, free in his whole body by itself, and can respond to stress under the light of the ray and start flashing at a high speed.

Under the stimulation of this protein, the density of his skin, bones, and organ tissues further increased, reaching level 8 hardness, and even a self-supply effect of oxygen appeared.

Self-provided!Supply yourself with oxygen. This is simply a high-efficiency internal combustion engine. Judging from the density of his bones and muscles, if he hits you with all his strength, the result may be the same as being hit head-on by a high-speed Fuxing. big.

After getting the result, Gu Tao's lips trembled with excitement. He carefully saved the scan result, then forcibly suppressed his excitement and looked back at Xin Chen: "We are now entering the energy response measurement, you stand next to the transparent cover Go back."

Xin Chen groaned, stood behind the thing, and patted the cover outside: "What is this? A gas chamber?"

"Yes yes yes, gas chambers."

Although Gu Tao said so, he was thinking about him in his heart. After all, even if it was a real gas chamber, there probably was no poisonous gas that could effectively kill him. Although there was no way to do a corrosion resistance test on him, the analysis of his skin characteristics showed Look, this guy doesn't have any big problems even if he soaks in aqua regia.

After turning on the device, Gu Tao coughed: "Take a deep breath."

Xin Chen took a long breath, and then the instrument began to analyze his oxygen demand and conversion. After Gu Tao recorded the data, he turned on the energy reaction device: "Discharge now."

"Ah? Discharge?" Xin Chen thought for a while, then rubbed his head and smiled awkwardly: "Pika, pickup..."

"Hey, I'm not asking you to be cute, discharge... no, it should be to release energy." Gu Tao squinted at Xin Chen: "Release the energy in your body at once."

"Oh oh oh... I thought you asked me to learn Pikachu."

After Xin Chen finished speaking, he smiled embarrassedly, and then his expression gradually became serious. He put his hands together in front of his chest, and began to mutter something, but when he finished speaking, he suddenly raised his head: "Junior brother, is this thing strong?"

"You still can't break it." Gu Tao observed the energy changes carefully: "Release."

(End of this chapter)