Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 103 Young People Should Be Moderate

There is no curfew at the base, and everyone’s free time is very free. Although there is no special reason not to go out, there is everything here, except for Internet cafes, convenience stores and small cinemas. After the construction of bars and libraries is completed, here It can completely become an independent small world, and the consumption is very low. A bottle of Coke in the supermarket only costs 3 yuan, and a 100D movie only costs [-] yuan. Plus four or five bottles of beer cost less than [-] yuan.

"You're only 20 years old."

While Liu Xu was picking things in the convenience store, Wu Liuchun was standing next to him carrying a shopping basket.

"Yeah, our group is generally young, and the oldest one seems to be He San'er, who looks 24 or 24 years old." Liu Chun answered Liu Xu's question honestly: "I don't know the age of the instructor, but it seems It's like [-] five."

"That little boy is your instructor?"

"Presumptuous!" Wu Liuchun frowned, and his voice became cold: "I hope you can pay attention to your words."

Liu Xu stuck out her tongue: "Why are you so angry, really. I'm just curious, he is so weak, why are you all so afraid of him?"

"weak?"

Wu Liuchun laughed at that time. Judging from the battle that Instructor Gu is showing now, the three melons and two jujubes of their Jinxiu Valley, a declining sect, are not his opponents. If he was weak, he would have been defeated by this The young masters and ladies of the gang were overthrown.What's more, respect for him is no longer a matter of whether he is great or not. His heroic shots alone are enough to make people respect him. There are more than 30 people, each of whom has a skill that suits his own ability. Supreme treasure, is this something that ordinary people can take out?Ms. He San's Excalibur, Gongsunxiu's magic tricks, her formation kit, and Mo Waiting's phantom gloves, etc., if you just take it out, it's enough for those old guys to kill and set fire, okay? .

"In the future, you will know whether he is weak or not." Wu Liuchun smiled strangely: "But I think you'd better not provoke him, he has a bad temper and is very perverted."

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about your instructors. I'm actually quite curious about you, you all have superpowers, right?"

After choosing the things, Liu Xu took the shopping basket from Liu Chun: "Can you tell me about it? This is really the first time I know that there are people like you."

"There's really nothing to talk about."

"Then I just want to hear it."

In fact, Liu Xu and Liu Zi are completely different types. Liu Zi is a pure man, and Liu Xu looks very strong, but she always maintains her femininity. What a jiao, that power must be much stronger than those petite and exquisite little sisters, so although Liuchun is not a good thing, he is still a virgin after all, and Diao Chan is always Diao Chan no matter how he pretends to be meat, so he still has no resistance Live in Liu Xu's inadvertent hypocrisy.

"Hey, I bought wine, and I packed food in the cafeteria before, and chatted while eating." Liu Xu looked around and found a nice grass field around the playground. She pointed in that direction with her feet: "Go, Go to the grass over there.”

"Okay..." Liu Chun sighed and agreed: "But there are some things I can't tell you, and I will be punished."

"I know, I know, I'm from the army, so I understand very well."

The two came to the side of the grass and sat on the ground, then Liu Xu opened all the vegetables in the lunch box, then threw out the dozen of beer, and looked up at the bright Milky Way in the sky: "Today's night is really beautiful." OK."

"Huh?" Liu Chun froze for a moment, his expression suddenly became very strange.

"Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong... Hahaha, that's not what I meant, I just sighed." Liu Xu opened the beer: "If you say something wrong, you will punish yourself with a can."

The refreshing military camp style made her drink a can of beer happily, and then she sat cross-legged on the grass without flushing and heartbeat: "Hey, at noon today, I remember bringing you to the third floor, Then I don’t remember anything, what did you do to me?”

Wu Liuchun, who was drinking beer, spit it out in one gulp. He hurriedly wiped his mouth, then waved his hands repeatedly: "I didn't do anything!"

"Really?" Liu Xu's expression was puzzled: "But after I woke up, I felt very tired and covered in sweat. You..."

"No, no, I really didn't do anything to you. If I did something, Instructor Gu would kill me." Liu Chun quickly waved his hands: "I was fined a hundred kilometers for not doing anything."

Apparently Liu Xu didn't believe it. Under her soft and hard thinking, Wu Liuchun finally had to admit that he used the formation to make her fall into an illusion, making her think that she was Teacher Yang Liping, and then danced the peacock dance for 10 minutes. , and was also recorded.

"Recorded? Show me show me."

"No, no..." Liu Chun shook his head, "I saw you would hit me in the face with a brick."

"Promise not, show me quickly."

Seeing that Liu Chun was still hesitating, Liu Xu was not polite at all, and rushed over to snatch his mobile phone, probably because he made so much noise when he was in the police force and the army, Liu Xu didn't feel anything wrong at all, but Liu Xu Chun Ke was different. The woman he had the most contact with since he was a child was his mother who was also his master, and then there was the 45-year-old senior sister who was one year younger than his mother and fiercer than his mother.How could a girl of this age not much different have been so tossed about before, so when Liu Xu jumped on him and frantically snatched his phone, he almost had a cerebral hemorrhage.

The unique soft scent of women and the slight smell of sweat on the body are simply sweet pheromones for walking. A little virgin like Wu Liuchun really can't stand it.

Of course, he wanted to get rid of Liu Xu, basically he could throw her into the cumulonimbus cloud with one hand, but he couldn't bear it...

For so many years, it was the first time that a young lady was so close to him, which filled him with struggle and contradiction.

In the end, Liu Xu snatched his mobile phone, because Liu Xu had already pressed him to the ground. Logically speaking, this was impossible, but Liu Chun was settled so simply. The young lady, who was several hundred times weaker, pressed the ground and searched the phone from her pocket, but his mind was not on the phone at all.
"Give me your finger." Liu Xu grabbed Liu Chun's finger and pressed it on the unlock button: "That's right."

Soon, the picture of catkins dancing was played on the mobile phone, and the only music was the laughter of the people next to them.

Silent dances are very embarrassing except for ballet. If you don’t believe me, you can go to Monkey Mountain Station B to find a pure land of bliss and turn off the sound and watch it again. , her expression first became awkward, and then she covered her mouth and forced herself to suppress her laughter.

And at this moment, Liuchun's WeChat suddenly showed that someone had liked him, and Liu Xu clicked on it, and then saw that in their group, there was a very obscene dog called "I am Bobo" The guy who was the avatar just joined Liuchun, and then sent out a lot of emoticons, and the protagonist of the emoticons is Liu Xu himself, and the source of these emoticons is this awkward dance.

Liu Xu was stunned for a long time, then looked back at Liu Chun silently.

Liu Chun also came to his senses at this time, and hurriedly crawled over to check the phone, and he was stupefied at the time.

"Oh..." Liu Chun covered her face, unable to hide the embarrassment in her heart.

At this time, that wretched dog also made a statement in the group, saying that he would add text to these emoticons later.Not long after, the first one was posted. On the top is Liu Xu's facial expression at its most sloppy, and the caption below is "Someone is here to kill me".

Then that wretched dog still laughed...

"Who is this bastard?"

Liu Xu gritted her teeth, the hand holding the phone turned white: "I'll give you a chance to make up for what you did, beat him up for me."

"This..." Liu Chun blushed and scratched his head: "It's kind of..."

"Just say whether you can help me or not." Liu Xu grabbed Liu Chun's arm with her backhand: "Help me beat him up!"

"I can't help..." Liu Chun shook his head vigorously: "I really can't help."

"Then tell me who this bastard is!"

"Yes..." Liu Chun sniffed, "It's Instructor Gu."

It can be said that the scene was very embarrassing at one time, and the two of them didn't speak for a long time.Liu Xu knows what an instructor is like, because she has had and been an instructor before, but whether she was an instructor when she was a recruit or when she was an instructor, she has always been serious and unsmiling, and the instructor's standards There is a rule that you must keep a certain distance from the students, otherwise it will be very difficult to manage in the future.

But... when have you seen such an instructor?It is no longer a matter of him colluding with the students, he is simply taking the lead in making waves, and as he has sent out a whole set of emoticons one after another, when chatting in the group afterwards, no matter who they are, they will start using this collection Yes, a catkin emoji pops up after saying a few words.

"Sorry." Liu Chun rubbed his neck, knelt on the grass, and looked at Liu Xu with some embarrassment: "I didn't expect him to do such a thing..."

"You need to show your breasts to apologize." Liu Xu sat there, and threw the phone viciously at Liu Chun: "You are not sincere."

"This..." Liu Chun scratched his head, "Shouldn't show it...it's hairy, it doesn't look good."

Liu Xu was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing, and then pointed at Liu Chun: "Then fine the wine!"

fine wine?Then punish it, punish it.

Liuchun had no choice but to be forced to drink. After drinking, he didn't know how much he drank. Anyway, he went to the convenience store four or five times. Remember that he drank three cans of catkins and one can, even if he was as strong as he was, he couldn't bear it anymore, anyway, he didn't know how much he drank in the end, but he knew that when he woke up, there were people sitting around him, 1 The group and group 2 are all there. Gu Tao is using virtual imaging technology to analyze the movement decomposition of various gymnastics not far from him. He and Liu Xu formed a circle, the circle was full of leftover beer cans, lunch boxes, and toilet paper. Those who didn't know it would think that they had a field battle on the side of the road.

After seeing everything happening around him, he immediately closed his eyes and didn't dare to move.And he still felt that there was someone lying on his stomach, so he quietly poked his hand over, and found that he had poked a mass of soft flesh. He remembered the touch, and at that time he trembled all over, and quickly tilted his head and continued to pretend to be asleep.

"Physical arts have a history of about 500 years. Before the formation of human civilization, there were already rudimentary forms of physical arts, but at that time most of them were rough and bluff. So you must not underestimate physical arts. The ability that the body can arouse is beyond your imagination. Well, now take a rest, everyone can observe the two dog men and women lying on the ground, and you can take pictures, but if you want to send it out, please mark the female Mosaic." Gu Tao turned off the holographic projection, sat on the stone bench next to him and took a sip from the thermos cup: "I've never seen such an open-air game played openly, and these two can be regarded as gentlemen."

Um?Why did he say that?

Although Wu Liuchun was in a panic now, after hearing Gu Tao's words, he was still suspicious for a while, but if he woke up at this time, he might have no better choice than hanging himself at the gate of the base, but in order to verify why the instructor said In this case, he cautiously used his heavenly eyes to observe his surroundings.

And this observation immediately made him covered in white sweat. Although he didn't know what happened in the second half of last night, but now he was only wearing a pair of boxer shorts, his clothes were neatly folded beside him, and his shoes were arranged. The socks are stuffed into the shoes, a standard arrangement after returning home.As for catkins, she's lying on her stomach, sleeping like a pig, probably because the alcohol hasn't expired yet, she doesn't realize what's going on, and she's wearing a sports bra now, half of her pants are hanging on her knees The upper and lower body are covered with a piece of clothing that I don't know who it is.
It’s over.

Wu Liuchun suddenly felt that he was exhaling more air than inhaling, as if he had escaped into a cold abyss during the dog days.Lying in this position, not to mention jumping into the Yellow River, even jumping into the Pacific Ocean will not be clean.By the way... which pair of pants did I wear yesterday?Fuck, it's Winnie the Pooh!
The second class started soon, but Liuchun still didn't dare to move. He lay there like a year, and he had no doubt that if he sat up now, he would die immediately. Just now, he had struggled more than 300 times Find a way to kill everyone around you.

But... just think about this idea. Today's class not only includes Gu Tao, but also the peerless twins He San and Mo Dianxian, as well as Xu Mengmeng and Qin Shaofeng. Even because it is a physical training class, the Great Demon King Xin Chen also comes to be a teacher. It’s a teaching aid, this is a joke.

Just when the second class was about to end, Liuchun suddenly felt the person on his stomach move, and then his stomach lightened...

It's over for the second time.

Liu Xu woke up.

Liu Xu sat up from the ground rubbing her eyes, and immediately fell into the abyss of self-doubt. She patted her chest and found that there were still clothes on, and let out a sigh of relief, but when she saw that her pants were half off At that time, it was as if someone had pressed the pause button immediately, and remained motionless.

Of course, this girl is really not an ordinary person. Under the watchful eyes of dozens of people, she was muttering that you can’t see me, you can’t see me, she pulled up her trousers, put on the clothes that were thrown aside, and then walked away as if nothing had happened... Yes , is gone.

And as soon as she left, Liuchun was left lying on the ground in Winnie the Pooh pants.

"He's gone, it's almost done." Gu Tao threw a bottle cap on Liu Chun's head: "I'm going to tell you an off-topic knowledge point, the best way to distinguish between coma, sleep and doze is oppression Eye sockets, if you are in a coma and press the upper eye sockets, you will not wake up, but if you are asleep, you will definitely wake up. This is called orbital pressure reflex. People in a coma are not sensitive to external reactions. For example, when you press the eye sockets, there will be no Reflexive eyelid movements, pretending to be asleep, no matter what you do, he will not wake up. Everyone can observe carefully."

Soon, the stubborn Liuchun, who was still pretending to sleep, felt that there were more than a dozen breaths around him, and then someone really reached out to press his eye sockets...

"The eyelids are clamped, and the eye sockets are pressed to not wake up. This is forcing you to pretend to be asleep!" Mo Waiting laughed loudly and shouted: "Yes! Small things can't be seen, and the underwear is very sexy."

At this point, I really couldn't pretend anymore, and was ruthlessly exposed.

Liu Chun opened his eyes, then sat up slowly, covered the two dots with his hands, and smiled silly at the people around him, as if he had suddenly become a child with cerebral palsy.

"Put the clothes on for me." Gu Tao threw the neatly folded clothes on the ground to Wu Liuchun's head: "Yes, Chun'er."

"Where where..."

Wu Liuchun put on all his clothes and trousers while giggling, then looked at the dirty clothes and smiled wryly. He, who loves clean the most, has actually fallen into this state.

When the members of one group saw Wu Liuchun's defeat, they all showed expressions of gloating, but were suppressed by Gongsun Xiu. As for the members of the second group, all of them were disgraced and looked very embarrassed.

"What are you laughing at?" Gu Tao pointed to a group of people: "He is so capable. The new girl was hooked up by him on the first day. Which one of you has the ability? The girl's figure is not yours. Didn’t see it, did you? First-class product, okay.”

After finishing speaking, Gu Tao handed Liu Chun a bottle of water, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Young man, after all, you should be more restrained, and this is a public place, so it's really not good to be so open."

"No...no...we didn't do anything..."

"What you do or don't do, that's all up to you, you're an adult, you can do anything without breaking the law." Gu Tao continued to pat him on the shoulder: "Just don't start messing around and give up until the end. After all, you're a colleague. See you up, see you down."

"Ah?" Wu Liuchun looked confused, "I...we're not...I didn't..."

"Okay." Gu Tao kicked his butt: "Be careful next time, let me take a look... The ratio of men to women here is a bit imbalanced. I will talk to Wang Lei later and ask him to hire more female staff. , Ability is secondary, it is necessary to be beautiful, what do you think?"

"Long live!"

All the male students shouted long live, except Axiu and Shaofeng who stood there with their lips tightly closed, and Qicai's eyes must have hung on Axiu's face, with a terrified expression, until they saw Axiu's expressionless face, Her face softened a little.As for Shaofeng...he just hugged his stick and looked at the sky, as if everything had nothing to do with him.

"Puppy dog, why don't you shout?" Mengmengxu moved to Shaofeng's side and bumped him with his shoulder: "You shout too."

"roll."
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This chapter is not easy to divide into chapters, two in one.That's right, it's just one update.If you really like more updates, then next time I will divide it into one chapter with a thousand words, and update six or seven times a night, isn't that great?
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