God-level film and television: Defeat Thanos at the beginning

Chapter 86 The Renamed Yang Miaojun (810)

"Then you Erlang God, what is the meaning?"

Someone asked.

When he thought of code names for Xu Tianlong, Song Kaifei, and Li Erniu just now, they all had meanings related to them. It doesn't make sense for him to think of one at random, right?

"My surname is Yang, and God Erlang is also surnamed Yang."

Several people looked at him with dead fish eyes.

Is it because you have the same surname as Yang Jian?
Then why aren't you called Emperor Sui Yang?
That guy is also surnamed Yang.

And the great wilting of the old Yang family...

"Of course it's more than that!"

Yang Miaojun rolled his eyes: "Erlang God is also called Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun, Zhaohui Lingxian King, Qingyuan Miaodao Zhaohui Xiansheng Erlang Zhenjun."

"True Monarch Qingyuan Miaodao?"

Xu Tianlong repeated the name, and then looked at Yang Miaojun with some guesswork: "Your name is based on this?"

Yang Miaojun nodded, then shook his head: "That's right."

What is it called?

"I didn't call it that name when I was a child, but when the Lotus Lantern and the prequels of the Lotus Lantern were showing, especially the episodes at the end of the Lotus Lantern, and the prequels of the Lotus Lantern, I was absolutely obsessed with that. The first version of Erlang God. My old man has been different from others since he was a child when he was named God List and Journey to the West. He didn’t like Nezha and Monkey King, but Erlang God very much.”

Speaking of this, Yang Miaojun coughed lightly: "So when I watched TV and worshiped Erlang God... I was a child, it happened that my surname was also Yang, so I clamored to change my name to Yang Jian and become Erlang God. Then my old man, who also likes Erlang Shen, agreed directly, saying that he would use my name to fulfill his childhood dream..."

puff~
A few people didn't expect Yang Miaojun to have such a thing when he was a child.

But think about it, who didn't have this kind of ridiculous nonsense when they were young?

But it's okay for Yang Miaojun to mess around like this when he was a child, but his old man is actually like this... well, not rigorous, which makes a few people can't help it.

"But let's change it to Yang Jian, it's a bit too straightforward, and there was a relative at the time who was doing some funny things, such as fortune-telling, dancing to the gods, etc., saying that if you just change your name to Yang Jian, it's not good, that's not good. Okay. So I searched for a long time, and finally found the name Erlangshen Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun, and took the characters Miao and Jun from it, and then I changed it to the current name."

This is why in Wakanda before, at the beginning, it was said that Su Rui would make him a golden armor with locks and the same type of armor as Monkey King with lotus silk walking on clouds, but in the end, Wanda was asked to use the power of crimson, When I helped him 'project' the armor in his mind, it turned into a scorched version of Erlang's armor and weapon.

"Then our code name will be decided like this!"

He Chenguang nodded and pointed to himself: "Falcon."

Then he pointed to the others: "Qingshan, Xu Huang, Kunpeng, Bull Demon King, and Erlang God."

Speaking of this, He Chenguang blinked suddenly, and looked at Yang Miaojun suspiciously: "I found that you seem to like ancient things very much!"

Whether it is Xu Huang, a famous historical general, or Kunpeng, an ancient mythical beast, or the two gods in classical mythological novels, the Bull Demon King and Erlang God, they all belong to the classics.

And when I got home before, I saw my grandfather studying the appearance of the new Chinese-style courtyard house. He asked curiously, saying that Yang Miaojun was going to change the houses of the military courtyard into this look, and he liked it after seeing it. , Prepare to study and study, choose a look that you like, and when the time comes, let Yang Miaojun build it, and bring He Chenguang and his grandmother to move there.

As He Chenguang's grandfather, he is also a member of the military, so can he live there?

Of course, the old man would not admit it. He envied Yang Miaojun’s vision of ten families and eight families living in a courtyard house. Every day, some people played chess, drank tea, chatted, played cards, walked birds, and even tended flowers and plants together. Long's favorite dish...

This kind of day is the retirement life he imagined.

Instead of living like a left-behind old man in this compound dominated by generals.

In the past, there was no such condition. Although he retired, he could not go to a place that was not confidential or high-security, let alone live there for a long time.

But now there is.

Is there a safer place than the place near the headquarters of the Spike Special Forces Brigade, protected by thousands of special forces from the entire special warfare brigade?
At that time, arrange a few secret sentries, or arrange a guard in the courtyard, or even build a small courtyard dedicated to these retired veteran generals. Isn't it the same for centralized living and centralized protection?

"Of course!"

Yang Miaojun nodded, and made no secret of it: "Although I like some foreign weapons, such as AA12, XM556, Barrett's big sniper, etc., but I prefer our own culture."

"In this world, there are twelve unified dynasties, more than 400 emperors, and 5000 years of history than our Xia, Shang, Zhou, Qin, Han, Jin, Sui, Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming, and Qing. Is the magnificent history more intoxicating and fascinating cultural heritage?"

"Is there any religious belief in the world that is older than Taoism that we established in the Eastern Han Dynasty 2000 years ago, and Taoism that Lao Tzu founded more than 500 years ago?"

"Better than heaven, there are thunder and fire fighting plague, and stars and constellations. There are five ghost emperors, ten halls of hell, four great judges, and ten evil commanders in Bidifu. There are city gods, land gods, mountain gods, etc. stationed in every inch of land in the world. , is it more about the myths and legends that each perform their duties without confusion?"

"Compared to the Taoist Sanqing, Siyu, Wulao, Liusi, Qiyuan, Baji, Jiuyao, Shidu, Qianzhenwansage, and a more complete and systematic mythology system with clear hierarchy of duties?"

Yang Miaojun looked at himself and said so many terms that they might have never heard before, while He Chenguang and others were dumbfounded: "So, why don't I like our own traditional culture?"

"Could it be that I want to go to the Olympus system that likes messing with *LUN?"

"Could it be possible that I want to like the other side of the Pacific Ocean, the group that killed all the aborigines, and after the establishment of the country, they flaunted freedom and democracy everywhere, while racism, and there are often news of shooting old gangsters. 300 years of history, full of blood, killing, deceit, aggression of the bald eagle?"

Yang Miaojun leaned back and leaned on the back of the chair, with one arm drooping on the top of the back of the seat, and the other hand patted the table from time to time to express his agitated mood: "Or it's hot here that day, that way, it's okay Just the culture of Xiaopodao where two people make a hot-blooded movie?"

Ok?
Saying this, everyone will be refreshed.

"Well, I like the finished product in the end."

Yang Miaojun shrugged his shoulders to express his true fragrance.

Several people squinted at him.

"Come on, that's it!"

Yang Miaojun drank the wine in the glass: "You guys continue to drink here, and then stare at Brother Niu and Cui Fen to settle the matter of marriage today and tomorrow. First, I will leave the certificate first."

Several people looked at him in surprise, with puzzled faces: "What are you going to do?"

Yang Miaojun got up and stretched: "I'm Erlang God now, why don't I go look for my Xiaotiangou?"

Several people nodded.

Going to get a military dog...

This is actually a good thing.

Although special forces rarely use military dogs, they have to admit that in many cases, the role of military dogs is irreplaceable.

Afterwards, Yang Miaojun left, and He Chenguang and others stayed at Li Erniu's house for the time being. Especially that night, Yang Miaojun bought a pair of artificially bred wild geese, as well as eight large sedan chairs, tall horses, and red wedding dresses with Feng Guanxia. As well as four-color pastries and eight delicacies.

In short, it was all kinds of ancient wedding gifts. After they were delivered to Li Erniu's house, He Chenguang and the others became even more busy, trying to urge and assist Li Erniu to get him and Cuifen's family together before their vacation ended. The marriage is fully settled.

Don't worry about whether or not the wedding will be held, but the marriage must be finalized first, and then the marriage certificate will be discussed.

As for some formalities, when Yang Miaojun was discussing with He Zhijun about Langya City, he mentioned it by the way, and asked He Zhijun to solve it.

"Erlangshen, is this the Xiaotian dog you found?"

A few days later, when Yang Miaojun returned to the team for the last time, everyone looked in shock at the roaring dog that Yang Miaojun had found.

"My god, how long will it take for this roaring dog to join us on the battlefield?"

Li Erniu stared at Yang Miaojun's footsteps at every step, with four chubby short legs constantly tossing around, sometimes falling over and rolling into a meat ball because he was too eager to catch up. Eye.

"What do you know? We are special forces. We must not choose off-the-shelf military dogs. They must be trained and cultivated from an early age. Only in this way can we have a tacit understanding with all of us and become a qualified military dog ​​of the special warfare team."

Yang Miaojun gave these guys a blank look: "Besides, don't look at it as a meatball now, this is a mastiff I have been looking for for a long time, and I have spent a lot of money, and finally found it!"

Several people were stunned, and looked at the little guy: "Erlangshen, do you think we are blind? This is obviously not a Tibetan mastiff!"

Although it looks like a tiger, it doesn't look like a Tibetan mastiff.

"Ghost Tibetan Mastiff."

Yang Miaojun complained: "You illiterates, haven't you heard of nine dogs and one mastiff?"

The other people's eyes are full of confusion, what the hell are nine dogs and one mastiff?

But Li Erniu's eyes widened, and he looked at Yang Miaojun excitedly: "Erlang God, you say this little guy is the kind of mastiff with nine dogs and one mastiff?"

Nine dogs and one mastiff, a very ancient method of breeding mastiffs that was said to have existed before the Shang and Zhou dynasties.

Generally speaking, it is to put ten puppies together, give them very little food, or even no food at the end, let them fight each other, and finally survive from various extreme conditions such as hunger, fighting, and disease to the end. It is a mastiff with nine dogs and one mastiff.

The so-called nine dogs and one mastiff are not talking about nine dogs, but a mastiff that was bred and selected by sacrificing nine dogs as a price by raising Gu.

Of course, there is another theory, which is mainly spread in rural areas. It is said that a bitch gives birth to a litter of nine or ten paparazzi, among which the most domineering and strongest one is a natural nine dogs and one mastiff. If it is not found in time , and even a 'person' will eat up all the milk, causing other puppies to starve to death due to malnutrition.

(End of this chapter)