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Chapter 75 Understand Hedgehog?
Chapter 75 Hedgehog Understand?
"What?"
"Sister Tang cooperated with the performance, Chen Guang believed it, and almost strangled her to death?"
Yang Miaojun stared at Li Erniu with wide eyes.
Li Erniu nodded seriously.
"I'll go, this guy is a real tiger..."
Yang Miaojun made a complaint.
After getting used to it for a while, the doctor, Fan Tianlei, and Chen Shanming rushed over after hearing the news and gave Yang Miaojun a full set of examinations. Yang Miaojun was 'cured' and discharged from the hospital that day.
"Six of you, you can return to the original army today."
On the second day after Yang Miaojun was discharged from the hospital, in front of a training ground by the sea, Fan Tianlei looked at the six people who had chosen to obey him as the lead staff Z: "Do you know why you were eliminated?"
Fan Tianlei looked at the six people in disbelief: "From the moment you gave up your personality and principles, you have already eliminated yourself!"
Just as Fan Tianlei said at that time, someone had already made a choice for him, who should be a member of the red blood cell team—the choice.
"PLA is an army with strict discipline, not those unscrupulous foreign legions!"
Fan Tianlei's voice was raised two degrees: "If you use any means, if you violate the military regulations, as He Chenguang and Yang Miaojun said that day, what is the difference between us and those KB elements and those mercenaries?"
"If that's the case, why do we bother to spend a lot of money to train our own special forces, and directly hire those mercenaries who can do everything they can, wouldn't it be more economical and worry-free?"
Listening to Fan Tianlei's words, Yang Miaojun's eyes flashed brightly.
That's one of the reasons he came to join the army.
Training can be done anywhere, not just in the military.
Those mercenaries, those foreign retired special forces, and those global super security companies such as Blackwater can all provide professional training.
Or the kind of private one-to-one teaching.
With Friday in hand, Yang Miaojun can easily contact these people.
But those people can only teach skills, but not humanity!
What Yang Miaojun is most afraid of is not being killed because he doesn't know these skills.
With the dual protection of vibrating gold armor and Iron Man armor, even someone who knows these skills can't kill him at all.
When the Zhenjin armor and the Iron Man armor can no longer protect him, learning these skills will be useless, and by that time, the self-healing ability will have been restored long ago, and he has traveled through countless worlds, and gained How many new capabilities have been acquired.
At worst, you can wear vibrating gold armor or Iron Man armor 24 hours a day. If you look weird, you will be weird. Compared with your life, it is nothing.
What he is really afraid of is losing himself and his last bottom line as a human being in the great changes in his life along the way, in the killing that is destined to be inseparable from the harvest.
It's not that he is unfounded.
There are so many patients with war sequelae, so many perverted butchers who were addicted to killing with a nervous breakdown, so many ex-special soldiers who fell into the darkness after being stimulated or seduced, and became bloody mercenaries.
There are so many examples of losing oneself and losing humanity, but there is never a shortage of them.
After all, at the beginning of human beings, nature is inherently good. Not every person is born at the second of birth, but it is a bloody butcher, executioner, or KB member.
All because of various life trajectories and life encounters, they deviate from the track little by little, and walk on this dark road with less and less sunshine until finally there is no sunshine at all.
It's like someone said... when they were brothers and sisters in Tang Guogong's mansion, and when Li's family was threatened by Yang Guang every day, they were in danger.
Li Shimin never thought that Xuanwumen would appear one day.
When Li Chengdao called his second uncle for the first time, Li Shimin would never have imagined that one day he would order the killing of his nephew and all the heirs of Li Jiancheng and Li Yuanji.
People are going to change.
The same goes for Yang Miaojun.
But he didn't hope that one day he would become the most contemptuous of himself.
Killing... accompanied by the non-stop shuttle between different planes, is a doomed thing, even he has already carried out the killing, he does not know how many vanguards, Chitauri, and undead soldiers have blood in his hands, even Hei Yao The Four Generals and Ronan the Accuser, who are well-known in the universe, also died in his hands.
But he didn't want to see that one day, he would swing the butcher's knife at innocent children without the slightest psychological fluctuation, and at his friends and relatives who had been confiding with him and had a good conversation with him before the conflict of interests occurred.
"Congratulations, you have withstood the test, kept the bottom line of morality and the bottom line of soldiers, and became a qualified special operations team member and a full-fledged member of the red blood cell special operations team!"
After reprimanding those who were eliminated, Fan Tianlei looked at the six Yang Miaojun who had made his liver ache that night, and announced that the selection for special warfare this time was officially over!
And after that, a seven-day long vacation was given to the unlucky children who had undergone several months of training in hell, so that they could go back to meet their families and calm down their guilty conscience.
And because Yang Miaojun has no home here, and he is the only one in the world, so He Chenguang took him to his home in the end.
Then on the second day, I met Tang Xinyi: "Sister Tang?"
Looking at Tang Xinyi who followed He Chenguang into the room, Yang Miaojun blinked.
"Yang Miaojun!?"
Tang Xinyi was also taken aback: "Why are you here?"
Yang Miaojun shrugged: "As a homeless child, isn't it normal to come here for a meal?"
Looking at the two of them while talking, and thinking about the short story that happened two days ago, Yang Miaojun suddenly smirked at Tang Xinyi: "Sister Tang, I will help in the kitchen. If you need anything, please call me. Let me help you take out the kitchen knife and chop it into potato chips for this tiger bastard."
Said that Yang Miaojun turned around and left the living room, not going to be the light bulb anymore.
"Xiao Yang, you also know Xiao Tang?"
As soon as he entered the kitchen, He Chenguang's grandma began to ask questions with a look of gossip.
"know!"
He said he was helping, but Yang Miaojun was completely mischievous, took a bite of a cucumber and looked at He Chenguang's grandma: "Grandma He, I'm hiding here as a light bulb to prevent them from talking, so don't make trouble for you. "
"But I can tell you about their love and hatred!"
Grandma He's eyes lit up: "Okay! I knew you were smart and knew what the old lady wanted to know!"
In her position, especially when her wife retired as lieutenant general and deputy commander, how serious or flattering have you never seen?Yang Miaojun, who is not too big or small, is completely like a bear and a monkey, but they are more attractive to them... Because of this kind of performance, he is more like a junior, his own child, rather than a soldier who comes to report .
"Speaking of which, Sister Tang and I knew each other earlier than Chenguang. I just left the company for a few days. Because I couldn't shoot well, I bought 100 million rounds of ammunition to prepare for extra training. The higher-ups sent Sister Tang to guide me."
Yang Miaojun gnawed a cucumber for a while, touched a persimmon for a while, and didn't treat herself as an outsider at all: "Although Sister Tang has good marksmanship and is a female sniper, she is the director of the military region and has developed a reconnaissance system. During the exercise half a year ago, our blue team seconded us to use that system to capture Chen Guang and their red team..."
Yang Miaojun and He Chenguang belonged to the same batch of recruits, but not from the same recruit company, so naturally they also participated in the military exercise, but He Chenguang and the others were on the red side, while Yang Miaojun's eagle regiment was on the blue side.
"Ah? That's how they know each other!?"
"What? This bastard took off Xiao Tang's clothes?"
"Hahaha, this little Tang is full of tricks, really interesting."
Yang Miaojun picked up some things that did not involve secrecy and were almost well-known in the army, which caused Grandma He to exclaim from time to time.
"Is He Chenguang at home?"
Just as he was talking, there was a sudden knock on the door.
"Looking for Chenguang?"
Yang Miaojun in the kitchen was slightly taken aback: "Yanbing and the others are here so soon?"
Because they both asked each other about their home addresses before, and made an appointment to relax together, such as drinking or something that is absolutely impossible in the army, so when he heard someone knocking on the door looking for He Chenguang, Yang Miaojun subconsciously thought it was some other goods. Leo: "These guys came at the wrong time."
Yang Miaojun rolled his eyes: "Grandma He, it may be me and Chenguang's other comrades-in-arms. I'll go and fix those light bulbs to make sure they won't hinder Chenguang and Sister Tang!"
Grandma He laughed happily: "Then I will leave it to you!"
"Then you go to buy something, and I'll add a few more dishes."
Since it was He Chenguang's comrade-in-arms who came, he had to add a few more dishes, otherwise it would not be enough.
"Okay, leave it to me."
After speaking, Yang Miaojun came out of the kitchen.
In the end, instead of seeing the familiar guys in the imagination, I saw two guys in plain clothes showing their police badges to He Chenguang at the door: "Hi, if it's convenient, please come with us! "
"Chenguang, what's the matter?"
Yang Miaojun came over and frowned slightly.
"Don't get me wrong, we want to ask He Chenguang for help."
The person who showed the certificate quickly explained.
But what is the specific matter, no matter how many people ask, the other party just doesn't say it, until another person says a name - Lin Xiaoxiao.
"I'm going~"
Looking at the back of He Chenguang who left without asking any more questions because of a name, Yang Miaojun suddenly uttered a strange cry, and then looked at Tang Xinyi: "Sister Tang, I think I can recommend a hedgehog to you."
Tang Xinyi, who frowned and looked at He Chenguang's leaving back, was taken aback, then turned to look at Yang Miaojun: "Hedgehog? What do you mean?"
"It means that I think that in his situation, kneeling on the keyboard and durian shells are no longer enough to make people angry, so I recommend you to raise two hedgehogs!"
Yang Miaojun suddenly smirked: "The hedgehog is so good. It can be used as a pet to pass the boredom. You can train it. When you use it, you can run under He Chenguang's knees as soon as you give it an order."
"And the standard of this thing is also easy to handle. If you kneel down and bleed, you can't let the hedgehog be pressed to scream. If you use it for a long time, the spines on the hedgehog's knees are broken, or the spines are pulled out from the knees. Hedgehogs can grow on their own, can be recycled, and don’t need to be replaced or maintained. The price-performance ratio is completely incomparable to durian shells, keyboards, and instant noodles.”
Ladies and fairies who read the book, if you learn new skills, can you give me a reward?Brothers who are going to send me blades, you can also discount the blades
(End of this chapter)
"What?"
"Sister Tang cooperated with the performance, Chen Guang believed it, and almost strangled her to death?"
Yang Miaojun stared at Li Erniu with wide eyes.
Li Erniu nodded seriously.
"I'll go, this guy is a real tiger..."
Yang Miaojun made a complaint.
After getting used to it for a while, the doctor, Fan Tianlei, and Chen Shanming rushed over after hearing the news and gave Yang Miaojun a full set of examinations. Yang Miaojun was 'cured' and discharged from the hospital that day.
"Six of you, you can return to the original army today."
On the second day after Yang Miaojun was discharged from the hospital, in front of a training ground by the sea, Fan Tianlei looked at the six people who had chosen to obey him as the lead staff Z: "Do you know why you were eliminated?"
Fan Tianlei looked at the six people in disbelief: "From the moment you gave up your personality and principles, you have already eliminated yourself!"
Just as Fan Tianlei said at that time, someone had already made a choice for him, who should be a member of the red blood cell team—the choice.
"PLA is an army with strict discipline, not those unscrupulous foreign legions!"
Fan Tianlei's voice was raised two degrees: "If you use any means, if you violate the military regulations, as He Chenguang and Yang Miaojun said that day, what is the difference between us and those KB elements and those mercenaries?"
"If that's the case, why do we bother to spend a lot of money to train our own special forces, and directly hire those mercenaries who can do everything they can, wouldn't it be more economical and worry-free?"
Listening to Fan Tianlei's words, Yang Miaojun's eyes flashed brightly.
That's one of the reasons he came to join the army.
Training can be done anywhere, not just in the military.
Those mercenaries, those foreign retired special forces, and those global super security companies such as Blackwater can all provide professional training.
Or the kind of private one-to-one teaching.
With Friday in hand, Yang Miaojun can easily contact these people.
But those people can only teach skills, but not humanity!
What Yang Miaojun is most afraid of is not being killed because he doesn't know these skills.
With the dual protection of vibrating gold armor and Iron Man armor, even someone who knows these skills can't kill him at all.
When the Zhenjin armor and the Iron Man armor can no longer protect him, learning these skills will be useless, and by that time, the self-healing ability will have been restored long ago, and he has traveled through countless worlds, and gained How many new capabilities have been acquired.
At worst, you can wear vibrating gold armor or Iron Man armor 24 hours a day. If you look weird, you will be weird. Compared with your life, it is nothing.
What he is really afraid of is losing himself and his last bottom line as a human being in the great changes in his life along the way, in the killing that is destined to be inseparable from the harvest.
It's not that he is unfounded.
There are so many patients with war sequelae, so many perverted butchers who were addicted to killing with a nervous breakdown, so many ex-special soldiers who fell into the darkness after being stimulated or seduced, and became bloody mercenaries.
There are so many examples of losing oneself and losing humanity, but there is never a shortage of them.
After all, at the beginning of human beings, nature is inherently good. Not every person is born at the second of birth, but it is a bloody butcher, executioner, or KB member.
All because of various life trajectories and life encounters, they deviate from the track little by little, and walk on this dark road with less and less sunshine until finally there is no sunshine at all.
It's like someone said... when they were brothers and sisters in Tang Guogong's mansion, and when Li's family was threatened by Yang Guang every day, they were in danger.
Li Shimin never thought that Xuanwumen would appear one day.
When Li Chengdao called his second uncle for the first time, Li Shimin would never have imagined that one day he would order the killing of his nephew and all the heirs of Li Jiancheng and Li Yuanji.
People are going to change.
The same goes for Yang Miaojun.
But he didn't hope that one day he would become the most contemptuous of himself.
Killing... accompanied by the non-stop shuttle between different planes, is a doomed thing, even he has already carried out the killing, he does not know how many vanguards, Chitauri, and undead soldiers have blood in his hands, even Hei Yao The Four Generals and Ronan the Accuser, who are well-known in the universe, also died in his hands.
But he didn't want to see that one day, he would swing the butcher's knife at innocent children without the slightest psychological fluctuation, and at his friends and relatives who had been confiding with him and had a good conversation with him before the conflict of interests occurred.
"Congratulations, you have withstood the test, kept the bottom line of morality and the bottom line of soldiers, and became a qualified special operations team member and a full-fledged member of the red blood cell special operations team!"
After reprimanding those who were eliminated, Fan Tianlei looked at the six Yang Miaojun who had made his liver ache that night, and announced that the selection for special warfare this time was officially over!
And after that, a seven-day long vacation was given to the unlucky children who had undergone several months of training in hell, so that they could go back to meet their families and calm down their guilty conscience.
And because Yang Miaojun has no home here, and he is the only one in the world, so He Chenguang took him to his home in the end.
Then on the second day, I met Tang Xinyi: "Sister Tang?"
Looking at Tang Xinyi who followed He Chenguang into the room, Yang Miaojun blinked.
"Yang Miaojun!?"
Tang Xinyi was also taken aback: "Why are you here?"
Yang Miaojun shrugged: "As a homeless child, isn't it normal to come here for a meal?"
Looking at the two of them while talking, and thinking about the short story that happened two days ago, Yang Miaojun suddenly smirked at Tang Xinyi: "Sister Tang, I will help in the kitchen. If you need anything, please call me. Let me help you take out the kitchen knife and chop it into potato chips for this tiger bastard."
Said that Yang Miaojun turned around and left the living room, not going to be the light bulb anymore.
"Xiao Yang, you also know Xiao Tang?"
As soon as he entered the kitchen, He Chenguang's grandma began to ask questions with a look of gossip.
"know!"
He said he was helping, but Yang Miaojun was completely mischievous, took a bite of a cucumber and looked at He Chenguang's grandma: "Grandma He, I'm hiding here as a light bulb to prevent them from talking, so don't make trouble for you. "
"But I can tell you about their love and hatred!"
Grandma He's eyes lit up: "Okay! I knew you were smart and knew what the old lady wanted to know!"
In her position, especially when her wife retired as lieutenant general and deputy commander, how serious or flattering have you never seen?Yang Miaojun, who is not too big or small, is completely like a bear and a monkey, but they are more attractive to them... Because of this kind of performance, he is more like a junior, his own child, rather than a soldier who comes to report .
"Speaking of which, Sister Tang and I knew each other earlier than Chenguang. I just left the company for a few days. Because I couldn't shoot well, I bought 100 million rounds of ammunition to prepare for extra training. The higher-ups sent Sister Tang to guide me."
Yang Miaojun gnawed a cucumber for a while, touched a persimmon for a while, and didn't treat herself as an outsider at all: "Although Sister Tang has good marksmanship and is a female sniper, she is the director of the military region and has developed a reconnaissance system. During the exercise half a year ago, our blue team seconded us to use that system to capture Chen Guang and their red team..."
Yang Miaojun and He Chenguang belonged to the same batch of recruits, but not from the same recruit company, so naturally they also participated in the military exercise, but He Chenguang and the others were on the red side, while Yang Miaojun's eagle regiment was on the blue side.
"Ah? That's how they know each other!?"
"What? This bastard took off Xiao Tang's clothes?"
"Hahaha, this little Tang is full of tricks, really interesting."
Yang Miaojun picked up some things that did not involve secrecy and were almost well-known in the army, which caused Grandma He to exclaim from time to time.
"Is He Chenguang at home?"
Just as he was talking, there was a sudden knock on the door.
"Looking for Chenguang?"
Yang Miaojun in the kitchen was slightly taken aback: "Yanbing and the others are here so soon?"
Because they both asked each other about their home addresses before, and made an appointment to relax together, such as drinking or something that is absolutely impossible in the army, so when he heard someone knocking on the door looking for He Chenguang, Yang Miaojun subconsciously thought it was some other goods. Leo: "These guys came at the wrong time."
Yang Miaojun rolled his eyes: "Grandma He, it may be me and Chenguang's other comrades-in-arms. I'll go and fix those light bulbs to make sure they won't hinder Chenguang and Sister Tang!"
Grandma He laughed happily: "Then I will leave it to you!"
"Then you go to buy something, and I'll add a few more dishes."
Since it was He Chenguang's comrade-in-arms who came, he had to add a few more dishes, otherwise it would not be enough.
"Okay, leave it to me."
After speaking, Yang Miaojun came out of the kitchen.
In the end, instead of seeing the familiar guys in the imagination, I saw two guys in plain clothes showing their police badges to He Chenguang at the door: "Hi, if it's convenient, please come with us! "
"Chenguang, what's the matter?"
Yang Miaojun came over and frowned slightly.
"Don't get me wrong, we want to ask He Chenguang for help."
The person who showed the certificate quickly explained.
But what is the specific matter, no matter how many people ask, the other party just doesn't say it, until another person says a name - Lin Xiaoxiao.
"I'm going~"
Looking at the back of He Chenguang who left without asking any more questions because of a name, Yang Miaojun suddenly uttered a strange cry, and then looked at Tang Xinyi: "Sister Tang, I think I can recommend a hedgehog to you."
Tang Xinyi, who frowned and looked at He Chenguang's leaving back, was taken aback, then turned to look at Yang Miaojun: "Hedgehog? What do you mean?"
"It means that I think that in his situation, kneeling on the keyboard and durian shells are no longer enough to make people angry, so I recommend you to raise two hedgehogs!"
Yang Miaojun suddenly smirked: "The hedgehog is so good. It can be used as a pet to pass the boredom. You can train it. When you use it, you can run under He Chenguang's knees as soon as you give it an order."
"And the standard of this thing is also easy to handle. If you kneel down and bleed, you can't let the hedgehog be pressed to scream. If you use it for a long time, the spines on the hedgehog's knees are broken, or the spines are pulled out from the knees. Hedgehogs can grow on their own, can be recycled, and don’t need to be replaced or maintained. The price-performance ratio is completely incomparable to durian shells, keyboards, and instant noodles.”
Ladies and fairies who read the book, if you learn new skills, can you give me a reward?Brothers who are going to send me blades, you can also discount the blades
(End of this chapter)
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