God-level film and television: Defeat Thanos at the beginning

Chapter 29 Are you here to be funny?
"A female general of the Avengers?"

Natasha looked at Yang Miaojun with a pair of beautiful eyes and said, "I thought you would say the female general of the Yang family!"

Yang Miaojun was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that...it seems...his surname is Yang! ?
wrong!

"How do you know about the female generals of the Yang family?"

Natasha's eyes flashed brightly: "In the past five years, apart from watching your constant collapse and recovery (falling ashes), all the rest of my free time has been spent understanding you to fight against despair and emptiness."

She looked down at the Adamantium alloy wolf claw on her right hand that had been completely fixed on her hand after the bones and flesh had melted away and decayed over the past five years: "Understand your origin, understand your country, understand your ethnicity, know your culture, know your last name..."

Yang Miaojun's heart was throbbing, and she stretched out her hand trembling slightly, facing Natasha's right palm, fingers clasped tightly, and the Edman alloy wolf claws on their hands also intersected.

"Great, you're finally back."

Natasha's eyes were red, but her brows were indeed full of smiles: "I don't have to face those cold words anymore."

Yang Miaojun couldn't bear it any longer after hearing the words, her tiger eyes gradually filled with water vapor, and her eye sockets began to turn red. When she spoke, she had a choked nasal voice that was so obvious that she couldn't restrain it: "In the future, if you want to know, I will I can tell you personally."

Natasha nodded with a smile.

In fact, after she and Hawkeye took the pair of father and daughter who were going to sacrifice for soul gems to the planet Davomir and saw the guy suspected of being the Red Skull, she already knew that Yang Miaojun died five years ago. A big lie has been told, and the purpose is precisely for her.

"cough."

Seeing the two people getting more and more unscrupulous, the atmosphere getting more and more beautiful, and the painting style of the whole battlefield getting more and more out of tune, Wanda coughed hard and interrupted the two people's show on the battlefield. Loving guy.

"Should we talk about something serious?"

Wanda pointed to the Thanos army that had already rushed in front of him.

Yang Miaojun quickly straightened up, then put a hand on the communicator next to his ear: "Everyone, do you still remember five years ago?"

Listening to the words in the communicator, most people were confused. Only Captain America understood what Yang Miaojun meant: "Everyone, I am Steve Rogers. From now on, the overall command of the battlefield will be handed over to Yang!"

Yang Miaojun is not good at fighting. He has never been a soldier or read military books. When it comes to command and fighting, he is inferior to the US team in everything.

But his understanding of everyone, including the main personnel and military characteristics of both the enemy and ourselves, is definitely not comparable to that of the natives of the Marvel world.

"Several of you are good at flying and are responsible for the enemies in the sky."

After formally taking over the command, Yang Miaojun distributed the combat power unceremoniously, looking at the few flying around him: "Danvers, your energy intensity is stronger, those Chitauri Leviathan creatures The jumbo is for you."

"Potts, your Rescuer armor is fast, equipped with many weapons, not only has diversified attacks, but also can automatically target attacks. Those dark legions (the army lent to Ronan by Thanos in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. Spiritual Soldier) aircraft will be handed over to you."

"Valkyrie, you have the help of Tianma. Not only can you fly by yourself, but you can also carry other people to fly. You are carrying Su Rui. It happens that one of you is good at close-range attacks, and the other is good at energy mid-range and long-range attacks. Chitauri flying car soldiers."

The four people whose names were named by Yang Miaojun nodded after a little thought. They were indeed the most suitable battlefield for them, and besides them, everyone else would have some "professional inaccurate" enemies.

"what about me?"

Seeing that the four people had already flown out to join the battle, Hope, as another person who could fly, couldn't help but ask.

"Not only can you fly, but you can also become the size of an insect to make it difficult for the enemy to find. The most important thing now is not to fight the enemy, but to escort the infinite stone back to the original time and space through the quantum companion."

Yang Miaojun looked at Hope: "So your mission is to fly around Wanda in an insect-sized form. Once Wanda's movement is blocked, you must appear as soon as possible to help her block the enemy and remove obstacles..."

Yang Miaojun paused for a moment and looked at her and then at Wanda: "When necessary, you will take over from Wanda and continue to send the infinite stones to Scott!"

Although she didn't directly participate in the battle and had a clear attack target, such a mission made her feel that she had a heavy responsibility on her shoulders. She nodded, and her figure suddenly 'disappeared'.

But it has turned into an insect-sized state, flying beside Wanda and entering a standby state.

"For the rest of them, I will use my low-altitude position to target the fish that slip through the net of those enemies in the air and those enemies with strong jumping abilities."

Looking at the rest of the people, Yang Miaojun continued to assign tasks: "Natasha and Okoye are in charge of the left side, Gamora and Nebula are in charge of the right side, and we are closely following Wanda and are responsible for opening the way for her on the ground. !"

All the people nodded, and immediately entered the fighting state.

"Wait, what about me?"

"Yes, did you forget something? Like me?"

Two voices sounded one after the other, stopping Yang Miaojun who had already flown to a height of about three or four meters using the air dance technique.

"Uh...why are you still here?"

Yang Miaojun looked down at Spider-Man: "Our side is the female general of the Avengers, what are you doing here as a boy? You have fought against Thanos on the Titan star before, and you have rich experience, why don't you hurry up and fight that purple potato spirit?" ?”

Spider-Man felt an invisible knife piercing his heart, but he still held on to his last stubbornness and continued to ask Yang Miaojun: "What about you? Aren't you also a man?"

Yang Miaojun shrugged completely not like Bilian: "Unfortunately, I am the male and female director of the female generals of the Avengers League!"

puff~
Spider-Man expressed his defeat, and he was afraid of encountering such a completely shameless talker. He could use weird and shameless remarks to directly interrupt his talkative thinking, so that he could not only want to beat the other party or spray the other party's face Apart from Old Blood, there is no third thought at all.

"what about me?"

Ignored again, Mantis raised her hands.

"you……"

Yang Miaojun pondered for a while: "What are you here for? Are you in charge of making fun?"

Wanda, known as the Scarlet Witch, almost dismantled Thanos with her bare hands from the crimson power of the Mind Stone; Captain Marvel has a double star mode, known as Marvel's first iron boy; Pepper has a rescuer armor, which is completely a female version of Iron Man.

These three can be regarded as the Big Three of the Women's Federation, and they are the three most powerful women in the Avengers Federation.

The remaining Gamora, Nebula, Okoye and Natasha are either Thanos's adopted daughters, who have followed him to fight and kill in the universe for many years, or they are female generals of Wakanda or the world's top agents. Their fighting experience and ability are absolute. It is both admirable and terrifyingly powerful.

Although the Wasp and the Valkyries are not as good as the top and more than the bottom, they are not as good as the "Big Three of the Women's Federation", but they are both stronger than the four-member fighting group. .

But this mantis girl...

Whether you need equipment or not, you need fighting skills without fighting skills, speed, strength, physique, endurance, and reaction are all ineffective, but the only one who can do it is emotional control.

Although Thanos is so powerful that he has obtained several infinite gems, she can be affected, but on this chaotic battlefield, she simply cannot control the enemy's emotions so that the opponent becomes a motionless creature. Not to mention the target, even if it succeeds, it will probably be killed by nearby enemies in the next second.

So Yang Miaojun didn't understand at all what she was doing here - besides being funny!
On this point, in the movie, when you are at a loss, you keep looking around at other people, and you keep imitating others, or kneading your wrists, or posing preparations for fighting. Anti-dogs can be seen.

"Yang!"

Yang Miaojun Hong Guoguo's disdain and contempt made everyone unhappy, especially when she saw the mantis girl was so wronged that she was about to shed tears, Wanda couldn't help but give him a hard look.

"Alright alright……"

Yang Miaojun raised her hands in a gesture of surrender, and then pondered for a while: "Parker, send her to Dr. Banner."

"Hey, girl, it suddenly occurred to me that although Dr. Banner and the Hulk have both rationality and strength after being integrated, they also lost the strongest characteristic of the Hulk, the angrier and more powerful. Now you go and let Banner Dr. Na is so angry that he loses his mind, so his combat power will be increased several times or even tens of hundreds of times, which is definitely a powerful combat power that can confront Thanos head-on."

Under Wanda's glaring gaze, Yang Miaojun quickly thought of a very good idea, and because of this, he focused on the animals: "T'Challa, can you hear me?"

The black panther who was fighting was stunned: "Say it!"

"You go to Banner right now, and let him give you a punch when he has nothing to do while fighting."

Black Panther and Banner were stunned at the same time: "Crooked!?"

"In this way, your battle suit can store enough energy and release it immediately, whether it is to clean up too many miscellaneous soldiers around, or let Dr. Banner throw you in the air and punch a Leviathan biological monster. "

When T'Challa heard this, he stood still in shock, and was shot several times by those miscellaneous soldiers.

"Oh~ Yang, you are such a genius!"

The Black Panther hasn't commented yet, but Su Rui, the maker of the Black Panther suit, has already reacted, exclaiming and praising: "This is really a brilliant idea! Brother, follow what Yang said!"

The black panther shook his head without desire, did he follow in Yang Miaojun's footsteps, becoming a masochist who was keen on beating up! ?
(End of this chapter)