God-level film and television: Defeat Thanos at the beginning

Chapter 2 Come to the protagonist of the big aunt

"What are you doing!?"

Wanda grabbed Yang Miaojun in confusion, pulled him behind her, and grasped Yang Miaojun's bloody wrist to temporarily stop the bleeding for him: "Please, don't make any more trouble, okay? "

It's a pity that Wanda's kindness was taken by Yang Miaojun as a donkey's liver and lungs. He couldn't understand Wanda's anxious and angry English, which was much faster than usual.

"...Damn it! System, come out, why is my novice survival skill invalid? What about the Adamantium alloy wolf claws that were agreed upon?"

It was also because of the way the Adamantium wolf claws attached to this skill were activated that Yang Miaojun just cut his wrists and mutilated himself like a fool.

He didn't want to use this two-hundred-and-five method to scare away Proxima Proxima and General Deathblade, who are the five generals of Obsidian, who followed Thanos and slaughtered countless planets and races, but wanted to activate the invincible Ed Man alloy wolf claws.

I heard that this thing is more suitable for playing Wang Ba Quan randomly~
"The system reminds candidates not to try to exploit the loopholes in the system. The existence of the Alloy Wolf Claws of Adamantium is in conjunction with the standard order of the nine survival skills. After the first few skills are useless, the Alloy Wolfclaws of Adamantium will appear. It is a passive skill, and it cannot be made to appear actively through self-mutilation.

It is rare that the system actually gave a response: "Another thing to remind the candidate is that this skill has been marked, and it needs to be injured to a 'certain degree' to activate the Adamantium alloy wolf claws. The specific 'certain degree' standard is determined by the system. Judge for yourself."

Yang Miaojun's complexion looked as if he had eaten Xiang... No, it was as ugly as eating a devil fruit, but he honestly reopened the skill list of the novice survival spree and checked it carefully.

"Hey! What are you doing? Why are you still standing here?"

"Please, can you leave here quickly, don't let me be distracted? If possible, please leave here with the illusion!?"

But before Yang Miaojun could take a closer look, Wanda's loud scolding made him realize that now was not the time to study these things.

Yang Miaojun looked at Wanda in front of him in bewilderment, facing the attacks of General Deathblade and Proxima Centauri alone, trying his best to protect him and Vision. Then he turned to look behind him and fell to the ground, holding his hands. Vision, unable to stand up due to abdominal wounds: "Brother, can you translate for me?"

The phantom looked at Yang Miaojun speechlessly, what the hell are you doing here in the northern part of the Empire on which the sun never sets?
But speechless, Vision still translated Wanda's words into Chinese and repeated them.

"Don't worry, I'm here to help you."

Yang Miaojun's eyes widened, and then he shook his hand outwards, letting the illusion look at the wound on his wrist that had healed: "I have the ability to heal myself, and that's all it takes, apart from anything else, at least I can still be a Qualified shield."

At the same time as the voice fell, Yang Miaojun had used the fastest speed in his life, and rushed forward like lightning, passing by Wanda whose back was facing him, and rushed forward against General Deathblade's sword.

Before everyone had time to react, General Deathblade's saber pierced his abdomen with a puff.

"Although labor and capital can't fight, they can punch and hug a sloth!"

Resisting the severe pain of being penetrated in the abdomen, Yang Miaojun kicked his feet, and before General Deathblade could throw himself off the sword, he took a step forward along the blade of the knife, and came directly in front of General Deathblade and He stood face to face.Then his limbs were looped around the back of General Deathblade like a koala, using himself as a rope or shackles, binding General Deathblade and the sword in his hand together.

After using his best efforts, which is also the only way to kill one thousand enemies and self-injure eight hundred, to limit the combat power of General Dead Blade, Yang Miaojun gritted his teeth and endured the severe pain in his abdomen, and checked. The details of the survival spree... no wonder!
A pair of at least size 42 shoes appeared in front of Yang Miaojun's eyes, interrupting him from checking the details of survival skills.

"Damn it! It's still too late!"

A voice full of remorse suddenly sounded, and General Deathblade and Yang Miaojun were kicked out by a birdman who suddenly appeared, broke through doors and windows and fell into a restaurant, smashing countless things.

"WC! Who is TM!? It hurts labor!"

Yang Miaojun is not the neurotic five generals of Obsidian like General Deathblade. Before General Deathblade stood up, he was already howling and screaming in pain like killing a pig.

But his howling was buried by a series of explosions.

This guy Falcon doesn’t know why, not to mention Proxima Centauri, who didn’t fly like in the movie. Instead, he chased and launched several miniature The rockets buried General Deathblade, along with Yang Miaojun, with explosions and flames.

"Poor guy, this is my revenge for you."

Falcon outside the restaurant folded his mechanical wings and stood on the ground, watching the explosion smoke inside, mourning for Yang Miaojun who he thought had been brutally murdered by General Deathblade.

It's a pity that he didn't know that his act of avenging Yang Miaojun just now was called "Falcon's revenge for killing his father" by Yang Miaojun. Otherwise, he would have fired a few miniature rockets at Yang Miaojun and told him that it was beautiful and beautiful. The perfect raid battle, not some bloody paternal vendetta.

"Cough cough..."

A few coughs sounded in the gradually dissipating gunpowder smoke. When Falcon quickly took out his gun to aim, and was about to refill a few bullets, Yang Miaojun held his abdomen, and his whole body was like a tattered doll that had been destroyed a thousand times, staggering. Walked out: "I think I can still rescue it."

Falcon's eyes widened, looking at Yang Miaojun, who was pierced with a war knife in his abdomen, and Yang Miaojun, who was damaged and distorted in many places, and then looked at General Deathblade, who was seriously injured in the ruins behind him, and couldn't stand up for at least a moment. On the contrary, it is a little unclear who the hell is the alien!
"Can you help me pull out the knife!?"

Yang Miaojun walked up to Falcon. In just a few short breaths, the wound on Yang Miaojun's body from the miniature rocket bomb had already healed. Only the wound on the abdomen was still inside because of the saber. , so it is still not healed.

"What kind of monster are you!?"

Falcon looked at Yang Miaojun vigilantly, and the two micro-punches in his hands had to be separated in two directions. One was still pointing at General Deathblade, who was clearly an enemy and an alien in the ruins, while the other was pointing at a weapon more powerful than aliens. Weird Yang Miaojun.

"Okay, another one who can't understand Chinese and only speaks English."

Listening to Kira's English in Falcon's mouth, Yang Miaojun shook his head helplessly, ignoring Falcon's threat, turned around and walked towards Vision, who was still slumped in the same place not far away: "Hey, brother, help me put this When I pulled the thing out...it hurt so much when I pulled it out, I couldn’t take my hands off it.”

The phantom stared speechlessly at the guy who just made a suicide defense and counterattacked like a warrior. At this moment, he walked over with a very spineless grip on his abdominal wound, shook his head helplessly, and looked at the falcon behind Yang Miaojun: " Sam, help pull out the long knife on this friend's stomach! Don't worry, he has the superpower of self-healing, not only will he not die when he pulls out the knife, but he will also quickly heal the wound."

Hearing Vision's call, Falcon was taken aback for a moment, then he understood, and quickly stepped forward to get behind Yang Miaojun, and reached out to hold the saber: "My friend, wait a minute, I'll help you..."

Before Falcon finished speaking, Yang Miaojun, who felt that someone behind him was helping to grab the saber, gritted his teeth and pounced forward, pulling himself off the saber: "WC! It hurts so much!"

Although Yang Miaojun fell to the ground clutching his stomach pain and screaming in embarrassment, but after a while he revived with full blood, he was as energetic as those female warriors on the crazy street.

蹡~蹡~
After the abdominal wound healed itself, the pain disappeared. Yang Miaojun signaled to the Falcon who was helping him to let go of his hands. Then he clenched his fists and bumped the gleaming steel claws that popped out from between his fingers twice. He nodded in satisfaction at the pleasant metal impact: "That's right, that's what I want."

"roar~"

Yang Miaojun posed a classic Uncle Wolf pose and roared, then rushed towards Wanda on the side: "Goddess, don't be afraid, I'll help..."

The steps she had just taken stopped, and seeing everyone looking at her with a caring attitude, Yang Miaojun coughed twice in embarrassment: "Ahem, what, don't care about these details, and don't care about me."

The Edman alloy wolf claws that he was proud of just now and couldn't wait to show off were carried behind his back and hid.

The battle between Dark Night Proxima Centauri and Wanda was over, or to be more precise, when he rolled on the ground crying with his belly in his arms, as if his aunt had come.Proxima Centauri in the Dark Night was under the joint efforts of the US team and Natasha, and Wanda was pressed on the ground for a good rubbing.

When Yang Miaojun was preparing to join the battlefield again in the second year of middle school, Proxima Centauri had already knelt on the ground like a bereaved dog, and the spear in his hand had already been disarmed, and he was holding it in the hands of the US team.

"We don't want to kill everyone, but that doesn't mean we won't kill people."

Glancing at Yang Miaojun's teasing, Natasha turned her head and looked at Proxima Centauri, who was surrounded by them and disarmed, and made their position clear.

As for what Yang Miaojun just said, as a former elite agent of Lao Maozi, Natasha is obviously the second person besides Vision, an intelligent mechanical life, to understand Chinese in the mysterious country next door to her hometown.

"You will never have such an opportunity to sneak attack again."

Proxima Centauri made the next scene: "When we come back again, that's when all of you will die."

Then she activated the tractor beam on the spaceship, enveloped her and General Deathblade not far away, and fled back into the spaceship in embarrassment.

(End of this chapter)