God-level film and television: Defeat Thanos at the beginning

Chapter 129 The meeting is ready
"Lao Yang, stop making sarcastic remarks!"

Someone nearby couldn't stand it any longer: "Liu Guodong, that bastard is really too difficult!"

Wu Ai'ai gritted her teeth, and looked at Liu Guodong, who was eating melon seeds, and said bitterly, "This bastard, just now when Sister Hong talked to him, he broke down what Sister Hong said, and he is still there now." Xiaojuan is doing psychological counseling there."

Pointing to Kevin and Xiao Bian who were hugging each other tremblingly and still in shock: "These two weak chickens took Liu Guodong to the playground, but this guy talked a lot about hunting bears on the Arctic glacier and skydiving at a height of [-] meters." , bungee jumping in the Great Rift Valley of Africa, fighting with real ammunition against ***, and a lot of messy things like World War II, and then uncovered the safety device, and took the two of them to play an exciting flight."

Then he pointed to the bat Jing Duan Weiran: "If Xiao Duan hadn't just been focusing on them and rushed over to catch these two in time, I guess now..."

"Is it ready to sit?"

Yang Miaojun interrupted Wu Aiai with a smirk.

"Open your uncle!"

Wu Aiai glared at him angrily.

"Okay, Lao Liu's hob meat is handed over to me."

Yang Miaojun waved his hand, signaling for you to see how my brother is doing!

"Old Liu, I heard that you participated in World War II?"

Liu Guodong nodded beside him: "Ah, I have participated."

Yang Miaojun looked at him up and down: "So, in fact, even guns and bullets can't kill you?"

Liu Guodong was stunned for a while, and thought for a while: "It should be..."

"At the time of World War II, the guns were too bad. Anything with a three-eighth cover or a crooked handle was useless."

Liu Guodong recalled his career in World War II: "Later, I heard that in the European battlefield, there was a powerful MG42 called a cloth tearing machine. A position is not dead."

I'll go~
Listening to Liu Guodong's narration, let alone Hao Yun and others were stunned, even Yang Miaojun's eyes widened... This tardigrade is indeed an immortal monster that has lived for 500 years.

This person... has a lot of experience in worm life!

"Have you tried the artillery or something?"

Yang Miaojun asked another question.

"Try!"

Liu Guodong looked unhappy: "I've tried all the brat's grenades, mountain cannons, and howitzers, but they didn't work. At most, they would blow me farther away. My clothes were damaged and I had to replace them with new ones. They didn't work. , wasting feelings and wasting clothes."

Yang Miaojun twitched the corner of her mouth, this question is actually reasonable.

In the memories of Liu Guodong in the web drama, he had a lover who died in the 70s, and Liu Guodong was wearing a military uniform at that time.

Therefore, if Liu Guodong wanted to commit suicide, it would not be a big problem for Liu Guodong to be able to get firearms or even whole shells and rockets in the barracks at that time.

But Liu Guodong still lives up to now, committing suicide non-stop every day, at least once a day.

It is enough to prove that these conventional weapons are actually useless to him.

"Then you asked me to shoot you before?"

Yang Miaojun's face turned dark: "Is there no money for the wasted bullets?"

Liu Guodong chuckled: "Isn't this when I was still a soldier, and anti-equipment sniper and professional sniper armor-piercing bullets weren't popular yet?"

The corner of Yang Miaojun's mouth twitched... This bastard comes to three rounds every day, and he has almost figured out the foundation of the three rounds, and even knows that there is a big sniper in the third round.

"The Ming Dynasty has existed since the 500s and 70s..."

Yang Miaojun suddenly looked at Liu Guodong and became thoughtful, that gaze made Liu Guodong feel uncomfortable.

Seeing that Yang Miaojun became pensive and didn't speak for a long time, some people thought that Yang Miaojun might also be helpless with Liu Guodong.

After all, even large-caliber shells can't kill this thing, what's the matter?Could it be possible to really take out the anti-equipment sniper, put on the special sniper armor-piercing bullet, and try to shoot it at his temple?
Come on, they're the Animal Control Bureau, not an animal slaughterhouse.

Not responsible for execution and shooting.

"Is there anything the rest of you can do?"

Li Zhengzong didn't know when it was you who came down rubbing his old blue and purple face, looking around: "Ai Ai, do you have any plans for the security team?"

The logistics household registration team represented by Liu Xiaohong was killed immediately, and the criminal team of Kevin and Xiao Bian was almost wiped out. Now Yang Miaojun is thinking silently, and the combat team is probably strong enough. Li Zhengzong put all his hopes on the only one The surviving security team is here.

"What plans do I have?"

Wu Aiai rolled her eyes, and complained angrily, "Why don't you ask Lao Yang to get an anti-equipment sniper, and make some armor-piercing bullets for sniping, just like Liu Guodong said, and just destroy this bastard!"

As soon as Wu Aiai's words fell, Liu Guodong happily nodded and praised: "I agree!"

"I object!"

Li Zhengzong slumped down on the table fiercely, glared at Liu Guodong who was making trouble, and then looked at Wu Aiai: "Aiai, you have to remember, we are the bureau, not the execution ground bureau!"

"Hehe, that, President!"

Seeing his boss being criticized, Hao Yun quickly stood up and took out a big statistical chart: "President, I made a statistics of Liu Guodong's suicide frequency, and found some problems..."

Following Hao Yun's explanation and data display and proof, he finally came to the conclusion that Liu Guodong didn't really want to commit suicide, but made trouble purely because he was single.

Later, Liu Xiaohong found the information of all the female transformants and wanted to introduce someone to Guo Dong, but Liu Guodong didn't like any of them, whether they were fat, thin, beautiful, ugly, tall or short.

"Introduce the object?"

Yang Miaojun's eyes lit up!
The question he was considering just now was what kind of partner to introduce to Liu Guodong.

After all, the tardigrade in the next city in the original trajectory has been swallowed by Guo Dong, where can I find the second one?
But just now he had an inspiration.

"Old Liu, do you believe in reincarnation?"

Yang Miaojun's sudden opening made everyone startled.

"What reincarnation?"

"Where did the reincarnation come from?"

"What the hell? Old Yang, do you still believe this?"

"It's over, I was driven crazy by Liu Guodong again."

After listening to Yang Miaojun's words, a group of people began to discuss.

"Go, stay aside!"

Yang Miaojun waved impatiently, and then looked at Liu Guodong: "You have been single for more than 500 years, have you?"

Liu Guodong has always been indifferent, and even looked a little bit cheap in an instant, and became melancholy: "Of course not..."

Just like what he said before that caused Liu Xiaohong to have a complete psychological breakdown, the most painful thing for people is to have memories, and those unforgettable memories, whether they are painful or sweet, will eventually become tortures for you forever - life imprisonment !
"In the past 500 years, I have fallen in love with twelve people, but in the end I can only watch each of them die from my arms, but I can't die anyway."

Liu Guodong sighed and told some of his emotional history over the past few hundred years, just like the names he would read once every time he jumped off the building: Jinse, Guerjia, Huifang and so on.

These names may be the only ones he has left over the past few hundred years.

Others have already disappeared without a trace in the long river of time.

All that was left to him were memories, and hundreds of years later, the only names that could prove their existence.

Or it can be said that the names Liu Guodong chanted before committing suicide by jumping from a building are actually equivalent to using another method to accompany them... Life and death are in harmony!never separate!

(End of this chapter)