God-level film and television: Defeat Thanos at the beginning
Chapter 101 The 'Great Idea' of Cutting Himself to 8 Pieces
Chapter 101 The 'Great Idea' of Cutting Himself Into pieces
"Report, Yang Miaojun from the red blood cell special team, come to report."
Just as the Thunder Commandos were discussing Yang Miaojun, discussing and discussing, and then suddenly fell silent, Yang Miaojun also knocked on the door of He Zhijun's office.
"Come? Come in."
He Zhijun nodded, and then looked at Lei Zhan: "This is the helper I found for you, the one with the most ideas and the most unconstrained style. Yang Miaojun of the Red Blood Cell Special Operations Team, codenamed Erlangshen..."
He Zhijun introduced Yang Miaojun to Lei Zhan: "By the way, I almost forgot, you should know him, after all, you have filed two application reports for him before."
With that said, He Zhijun turned to the desk and handed the document to Yang Miaojun: "Take a look, this is your next task."
"Forming a women's special team...I'll go? Is this my rabbit unified hair wife?"
He Zhijun's face darkened when he heard Yang Miaojun's words, and his eyes widened: "Little bastard, what nonsense are you talking about?"
Yang Miaojun scratched her cheek: "Isn't it?"
"Huh? If you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I'll beat you?"
As he said that, He Zhijun reached for the ashtray uncontrollably.
"Don't, don't, don't get excited!"
Yang Miaojun waved his hands gratefully, and then looked at He Zhijun with a puzzled face: "Why do you form a women's special team? Is there any special significance?"
Seeing that Yang Miaojun stopped talking nonsense and began to talk about business, He Zhijun's expression turned pale: "It's written in the document, read it yourself."
Yang Miaojun let go, and the document fell on the desk: "You should just say what's going on, these official written documents, looking at them gives me a headache."
He Zhijun glared at him angrily, and told Yang Miaojun again what he said to Lei Zhan just now.
"In that case, there really must be one in this women's special forces team."
Yang Miaojun nodded.
"Oh?"
He Zhijun became interested.
"You were the first to think it made sense, and you didn't question why."
Glancing at Lei Zhan next to him, He Zhijun motioned the two of them to sit down, then looked at Yang Miaojun: "Tell me what you think."
Now he, as well as Gao Shiwei and Tan Keng, like to hear Yang Miaojun's thoughts.
Because this guy's thinking is strong enough to act like a horse, and his brain is big enough.
The most important thing is that he has a lot of ideas, no matter whether they are reasonable or not, he is capable of accomplishing them by himself. People like them only need to provide a little convenience, and they can get it done.
For example, Langya City.
"You say it's urban anti-terrorism, so an elite veteran like this, don't tell anyone from a long distance, you can tell at a glance that he is a professional soldier, just say that this burly guy has been trained in the wind and rain all year round. Some skin color is enough to make people subconsciously be wary, let alone those criminals who are lurking in the city, mainly KB members."
Lei Zhan felt that he was being regarded as a typical example, and seemed a little offended.
He didn't think there was anything wrong with his complexion.
This is called masculinity...the kind of masculinity that has nothing to do with Hengshui Laobaigan, and it has nothing to do with Xiang G feet.
"But if it's a group of cute little girls, then the enemy will seldom be on guard, and even some who are weak in vigilance will take the initiative to strike up a conversation. This is the inherent advantage of women."
Yang Miaojun didn't care whether Thor felt offended, and continued to talk about his thoughts: "Especially this group of people, they like to hide in places where there are mixed religions, such as bars. Or the targets of actions are mostly some Plazas where crowds gather, event sites, schools, and even receptions, banquets, dances, parties, etc. where valuable targets often appear collectively."
Yang Miaojun gave some examples: "There are also resorts, playgrounds, beaches, etc., which are all very possible. After all, the situation here is destined to be unlike those chaotic and powerless places. There are no wars everywhere. Once you come to our place, It has reached the level of using the women's special forces, and it is definitely not a half-baked straggler, but a large number of people with clear goals and plans."
He Zhijun nodded non-stop when he heard the words, then looked at Lei Zhan on the side, and cast his eyes over, letting Lei Zhan understand for himself.
"Then these times and these places are not suitable for almost all special forces members to enter, except for me, who is naturally not tanned, but also loose and frivolous, and the whole person is sloppy. And the guy with very high vigilance found out."
Lei Zhan's face darkened when he heard the words, he felt as if he accidentally lay down on the ground... What's wrong with his dark face?Is the sun in your home?Or did you rent that UV light?
"But what if it's a group of pretty girls at this time?"
Yang Miaojun spread her hands: "Some sexy beauties appeared on the party, some bikini beauties appeared in the pool or by the beach, some female students, female white-collar workers and even beer girls appeared in the bar. Students, young couples, a group of pure and innocent little girls who linger on leisure activities such as carousels appear in the playground, crazy girls screaming in haunted houses, high-altitude projects, and exciting projects, and waiters appear in hotels..."
After citing several examples in a row, they were all personnel that would exist in these scenes. Even if they mixed in with professional special forces in disguise, they would be somewhat incompatible and unable to disguise. Only then did Yang Miaojun come to a conclusion: "Then it is very normal."
"And there is another point. Girls carry all kinds of bags. No one will care about it. They will take it for granted. In this way, what is in it...such as guns, it is not eye-catching. But men except IT men , office clerk and a few other occupations, plus migrant workers, decoration workers, or travelers on the road, if anyone goes out with a bag, many people will take a strange look."
"Either it's a place like a bar, a party, or a banquet. It's impossible for these people to appear."
"Either it is a place where these people will appear, but more than [-]% of the occupations that will appear are frail students or fat and fat homeboys, sub-healthy clerks, or even pussy and phoenix men."
Although the students also meet the above requirements, more than [-]% of the special forces...
Yang Miaojun looked at Thor at the side and shrugged: "Obviously, we can't find any special forces who meet these conditions."
Looking for a muscular tough guy, one of the special forces is counted as one, and they are all eligible, after all, the training intensity is there.
But looking for a sissy, weak student-type special soldier... Hehehe.
Do you think this is the Siamese specialty drug girl?
He Zhijun nodded: "It seems that your thinking is very clear, so if you want to train this group of female special forces, do you have any good suggestions?"
Yang Miaojun thought about it, and then a strange smile appeared on his face: "There are no good ideas, but there are many bad ideas that make people want to chop me up and feed them to dogs."
He Zhijun was taken aback for a moment, and both Lei Zhan and he were stunned, and He Zhijun, who had fought with Yang Miaojun not once or twice, even felt a thump in his heart, with a bad premonition.
But he still asked, "What's your idea? Let's hear it."
Yang Miaojun grinned, and then said a few special ideas, and then, under Lei Zhan's stunned gaze, He Zhijun looked at Yang Miaojun with a livid face: "I want to hit you right now!"
However, He Zhijun did not do anything after all. Instead, under Lei Zhan's incredulous gaze, he pondered seriously: "Although, as you said, they are indeed some bad ideas, but considering the special situation of the women's special team, and the main The special positioning of the battlefield we are facing is not some nonsense, but it is also some unexpected but reasonable suggestions."
"Well, what you said, I will report to the higher-ups later, and discuss it in a meeting. If it is passed, then you will be responsible for the special training in these areas."
Then He Zhijun got up and looked at Lei Zhan and Yang Miaojun: "However, those are all things in the later stage. In the early stage, it is still a regular selection of special forces, but the standards and requirements will be higher. These will be decided by Lei Zhan, and you will assist."
"Yes!"
The two stood up, saluted, and obeyed.
Then when He Zhijun indicated that the two of them could leave, Yang Miaojun raised his hand again: "What about my establishment?"
He only said that he was asked to help Lei Zhan train female soldiers and select members of the Fire Phoenix Women's Special Forces, but he didn't say that he left the red blood cells and joined the Thunder Commando.
He Zhijun waved his hand without raising his head: "For the time being, it's still the same as when you built Langya City before, nominally staying in the red blood cell. When the selection of the Fire Phoenix Special Forces is really completed and everything has a result, Make new appointments to your establishment and units."
Yang Miaojun was stunned for a moment, then nodded: "Understood, in case there is no qualified one at the end, or the number of people in a team cannot be made up, embarrassing!"
In Yang Miaojun's mind, after the training of the Fire Phoenix Women's Special Forces Team is completed and the formation is completed, this reason can be used to transfer Yang Miaojun to the Thunder Commando Team in a legitimate manner.
Otherwise, wouldn't they just transfer the person away without making a sound, without saying a word, without giving any reason?
Red blood cells also need to save face, okay?
They're also one of the best knives out there, okay?
He Zhijun looked up at Yang Miaojun with a strange expression, and hummed lightly, without saying anything.
Then I thought about it: "In this way, although your organization and units are still in the red blood cell, but for the convenience of you training female soldiers with the Thunder Commando, so you will change into the same foreign army camouflage and Thunderbolt as the Thunder Commando." Commando ID badges, armbands... well, your Jiugong backpack, I will also have someone make another foreign army camouflage pattern for you."
Yang Yang Miaojun blinked his eyes when he heard this: "Then how about... by the way, make a few other colors? For example, black is used for night use, light blue is used for diving and armed swimming, and the shell is added to disguise it as a street color." The performance art toolbox is used in the city, and another one that can be disassembled and combined, divided into three or nine small bags, broken down into parts, used for lurking infiltration behind enemy lines, or for mobility in the city?"
He Zhijun's face darkened: "Get out!"
"Okay~"
Yang Miaojun opened the door and ran away with kindness.
Even with a huge bag on his back, it didn't affect his flexibility at all. Before leaving, he also took He Zhijun's good tea that he couldn't take away after he found it last time.
Just kidding, one-star commander-level Special Operations Brigade No. 1's army provides tea, is that common stuff?
(End of this chapter)
"Report, Yang Miaojun from the red blood cell special team, come to report."
Just as the Thunder Commandos were discussing Yang Miaojun, discussing and discussing, and then suddenly fell silent, Yang Miaojun also knocked on the door of He Zhijun's office.
"Come? Come in."
He Zhijun nodded, and then looked at Lei Zhan: "This is the helper I found for you, the one with the most ideas and the most unconstrained style. Yang Miaojun of the Red Blood Cell Special Operations Team, codenamed Erlangshen..."
He Zhijun introduced Yang Miaojun to Lei Zhan: "By the way, I almost forgot, you should know him, after all, you have filed two application reports for him before."
With that said, He Zhijun turned to the desk and handed the document to Yang Miaojun: "Take a look, this is your next task."
"Forming a women's special team...I'll go? Is this my rabbit unified hair wife?"
He Zhijun's face darkened when he heard Yang Miaojun's words, and his eyes widened: "Little bastard, what nonsense are you talking about?"
Yang Miaojun scratched her cheek: "Isn't it?"
"Huh? If you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I'll beat you?"
As he said that, He Zhijun reached for the ashtray uncontrollably.
"Don't, don't, don't get excited!"
Yang Miaojun waved his hands gratefully, and then looked at He Zhijun with a puzzled face: "Why do you form a women's special team? Is there any special significance?"
Seeing that Yang Miaojun stopped talking nonsense and began to talk about business, He Zhijun's expression turned pale: "It's written in the document, read it yourself."
Yang Miaojun let go, and the document fell on the desk: "You should just say what's going on, these official written documents, looking at them gives me a headache."
He Zhijun glared at him angrily, and told Yang Miaojun again what he said to Lei Zhan just now.
"In that case, there really must be one in this women's special forces team."
Yang Miaojun nodded.
"Oh?"
He Zhijun became interested.
"You were the first to think it made sense, and you didn't question why."
Glancing at Lei Zhan next to him, He Zhijun motioned the two of them to sit down, then looked at Yang Miaojun: "Tell me what you think."
Now he, as well as Gao Shiwei and Tan Keng, like to hear Yang Miaojun's thoughts.
Because this guy's thinking is strong enough to act like a horse, and his brain is big enough.
The most important thing is that he has a lot of ideas, no matter whether they are reasonable or not, he is capable of accomplishing them by himself. People like them only need to provide a little convenience, and they can get it done.
For example, Langya City.
"You say it's urban anti-terrorism, so an elite veteran like this, don't tell anyone from a long distance, you can tell at a glance that he is a professional soldier, just say that this burly guy has been trained in the wind and rain all year round. Some skin color is enough to make people subconsciously be wary, let alone those criminals who are lurking in the city, mainly KB members."
Lei Zhan felt that he was being regarded as a typical example, and seemed a little offended.
He didn't think there was anything wrong with his complexion.
This is called masculinity...the kind of masculinity that has nothing to do with Hengshui Laobaigan, and it has nothing to do with Xiang G feet.
"But if it's a group of cute little girls, then the enemy will seldom be on guard, and even some who are weak in vigilance will take the initiative to strike up a conversation. This is the inherent advantage of women."
Yang Miaojun didn't care whether Thor felt offended, and continued to talk about his thoughts: "Especially this group of people, they like to hide in places where there are mixed religions, such as bars. Or the targets of actions are mostly some Plazas where crowds gather, event sites, schools, and even receptions, banquets, dances, parties, etc. where valuable targets often appear collectively."
Yang Miaojun gave some examples: "There are also resorts, playgrounds, beaches, etc., which are all very possible. After all, the situation here is destined to be unlike those chaotic and powerless places. There are no wars everywhere. Once you come to our place, It has reached the level of using the women's special forces, and it is definitely not a half-baked straggler, but a large number of people with clear goals and plans."
He Zhijun nodded non-stop when he heard the words, then looked at Lei Zhan on the side, and cast his eyes over, letting Lei Zhan understand for himself.
"Then these times and these places are not suitable for almost all special forces members to enter, except for me, who is naturally not tanned, but also loose and frivolous, and the whole person is sloppy. And the guy with very high vigilance found out."
Lei Zhan's face darkened when he heard the words, he felt as if he accidentally lay down on the ground... What's wrong with his dark face?Is the sun in your home?Or did you rent that UV light?
"But what if it's a group of pretty girls at this time?"
Yang Miaojun spread her hands: "Some sexy beauties appeared on the party, some bikini beauties appeared in the pool or by the beach, some female students, female white-collar workers and even beer girls appeared in the bar. Students, young couples, a group of pure and innocent little girls who linger on leisure activities such as carousels appear in the playground, crazy girls screaming in haunted houses, high-altitude projects, and exciting projects, and waiters appear in hotels..."
After citing several examples in a row, they were all personnel that would exist in these scenes. Even if they mixed in with professional special forces in disguise, they would be somewhat incompatible and unable to disguise. Only then did Yang Miaojun come to a conclusion: "Then it is very normal."
"And there is another point. Girls carry all kinds of bags. No one will care about it. They will take it for granted. In this way, what is in it...such as guns, it is not eye-catching. But men except IT men , office clerk and a few other occupations, plus migrant workers, decoration workers, or travelers on the road, if anyone goes out with a bag, many people will take a strange look."
"Either it's a place like a bar, a party, or a banquet. It's impossible for these people to appear."
"Either it is a place where these people will appear, but more than [-]% of the occupations that will appear are frail students or fat and fat homeboys, sub-healthy clerks, or even pussy and phoenix men."
Although the students also meet the above requirements, more than [-]% of the special forces...
Yang Miaojun looked at Thor at the side and shrugged: "Obviously, we can't find any special forces who meet these conditions."
Looking for a muscular tough guy, one of the special forces is counted as one, and they are all eligible, after all, the training intensity is there.
But looking for a sissy, weak student-type special soldier... Hehehe.
Do you think this is the Siamese specialty drug girl?
He Zhijun nodded: "It seems that your thinking is very clear, so if you want to train this group of female special forces, do you have any good suggestions?"
Yang Miaojun thought about it, and then a strange smile appeared on his face: "There are no good ideas, but there are many bad ideas that make people want to chop me up and feed them to dogs."
He Zhijun was taken aback for a moment, and both Lei Zhan and he were stunned, and He Zhijun, who had fought with Yang Miaojun not once or twice, even felt a thump in his heart, with a bad premonition.
But he still asked, "What's your idea? Let's hear it."
Yang Miaojun grinned, and then said a few special ideas, and then, under Lei Zhan's stunned gaze, He Zhijun looked at Yang Miaojun with a livid face: "I want to hit you right now!"
However, He Zhijun did not do anything after all. Instead, under Lei Zhan's incredulous gaze, he pondered seriously: "Although, as you said, they are indeed some bad ideas, but considering the special situation of the women's special team, and the main The special positioning of the battlefield we are facing is not some nonsense, but it is also some unexpected but reasonable suggestions."
"Well, what you said, I will report to the higher-ups later, and discuss it in a meeting. If it is passed, then you will be responsible for the special training in these areas."
Then He Zhijun got up and looked at Lei Zhan and Yang Miaojun: "However, those are all things in the later stage. In the early stage, it is still a regular selection of special forces, but the standards and requirements will be higher. These will be decided by Lei Zhan, and you will assist."
"Yes!"
The two stood up, saluted, and obeyed.
Then when He Zhijun indicated that the two of them could leave, Yang Miaojun raised his hand again: "What about my establishment?"
He only said that he was asked to help Lei Zhan train female soldiers and select members of the Fire Phoenix Women's Special Forces, but he didn't say that he left the red blood cells and joined the Thunder Commando.
He Zhijun waved his hand without raising his head: "For the time being, it's still the same as when you built Langya City before, nominally staying in the red blood cell. When the selection of the Fire Phoenix Special Forces is really completed and everything has a result, Make new appointments to your establishment and units."
Yang Miaojun was stunned for a moment, then nodded: "Understood, in case there is no qualified one at the end, or the number of people in a team cannot be made up, embarrassing!"
In Yang Miaojun's mind, after the training of the Fire Phoenix Women's Special Forces Team is completed and the formation is completed, this reason can be used to transfer Yang Miaojun to the Thunder Commando Team in a legitimate manner.
Otherwise, wouldn't they just transfer the person away without making a sound, without saying a word, without giving any reason?
Red blood cells also need to save face, okay?
They're also one of the best knives out there, okay?
He Zhijun looked up at Yang Miaojun with a strange expression, and hummed lightly, without saying anything.
Then I thought about it: "In this way, although your organization and units are still in the red blood cell, but for the convenience of you training female soldiers with the Thunder Commando, so you will change into the same foreign army camouflage and Thunderbolt as the Thunder Commando." Commando ID badges, armbands... well, your Jiugong backpack, I will also have someone make another foreign army camouflage pattern for you."
Yang Yang Miaojun blinked his eyes when he heard this: "Then how about... by the way, make a few other colors? For example, black is used for night use, light blue is used for diving and armed swimming, and the shell is added to disguise it as a street color." The performance art toolbox is used in the city, and another one that can be disassembled and combined, divided into three or nine small bags, broken down into parts, used for lurking infiltration behind enemy lines, or for mobility in the city?"
He Zhijun's face darkened: "Get out!"
"Okay~"
Yang Miaojun opened the door and ran away with kindness.
Even with a huge bag on his back, it didn't affect his flexibility at all. Before leaving, he also took He Zhijun's good tea that he couldn't take away after he found it last time.
Just kidding, one-star commander-level Special Operations Brigade No. 1's army provides tea, is that common stuff?
(End of this chapter)
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