Naruto training system

Chapter 537
A good doctor saves people without medicine, and a quack doctor kills without a knife.

After Zhou Zhu and Tsunade reached a preliminary agreement.Zhou Zhu, who received Tsunade's treatment, really saw what a medical expert is.

With Tsunade's treatment method, no medicine is needed at all.All you need is daily acupuncture and moxibustion at various acupoints, and use palm fairy technique to interfere with the chakra circulation in Zhouzhu's body.Zhou Zhu could clearly sense that his body was getting better day by day.

In the afternoon of leisure, two bastard-looking guys with toothpicks in their mouths and clogs were wandering around the capital.

Where the two white-haired bastards passed, pedestrians stayed away, merchants were intimidated, and no one dared to approach them.

They all hid far away as if they were avoiding some scourge.

Faced with such a situation, Zilaiye, who is middle-aged and still enjoys "gathering folk songs" without soaking wolfberries, can only bury his head and complain to the people around him, "I've said it all, I'm going to collect folk songs, you're fine." Why, why are you following me? Don’t you know that with you following me, my luck will be wiped out invisibly?”

Facing Ziraiya's complaints, Zhou Zhu, who followed suit and walked side by side, didn't take it seriously and said, "Hmph~ Half a month later, these guys are still afraid of me like a wolf like a tiger, and there are more and more of them. Can you still blame me? Back then, there was no room for so many people in the gambling workshop. If you want to blame, you can only blame you people from the Kingdom of Fire, you are too good at gossiping!"

"As for the old man's love luck, you'd better stop talking about it. At your age, almost all encounters are love disasters, right?"

Zhou Zhu, who said so, stroked his chin, and said with a serious look at Jiraiya:
"You don't even think about it. If you want to have an appearance without an appearance, and a youth without youth, what kind of woman would be able to fall in love with you?"

"Most of them are second-married women, or widows living alone? If some are young and beautiful, it is only possible to post them, just for the money in your wallet...Admit it, you have passed the age of having good luck !~ Uncle!"

Being poked at his weakness by Zhou Zhu, Zilai also hastily retorted, "Little brat, you are talking nonsense! I am an immortal with outstanding appearance. Although my youth has passed away, I am full of talent. It is just an inadvertent leakage of talent, which will fascinate countless people." Beautiful girl, willing to live and die for me, cheering for me to the point of suffocation!"

"I'm going... Zilai and your face?" Zhou Zhu said disgustedly, "You so-called living for you, dying for you, and the final suffocation. Isn't it because you peeped at their naked body, Did you put it in the illustration of your "Massiveness in Paradise"?"

Zhou Zhu said so, and took out a book, Jiraiya's famous work - "Intimate Heaven".

And opened the book to Ziraiya, pointed to the illustration on it and said, "To be honest, if you mean your talent in drawing such renderings, I think it's really hard for you not to attract the attention of the girls... ...Of course, the effect is absolutely disgusting!"

"(⊙o⊙) Oh! It's only been out for a year, and you've already bought it? Haha, although I don't accept your evaluation, I still want to thank you for your support for my music collection business."

"You know, most of my activity funds come from the bookseller's monthly income!"

Speaking of this, Jiraiya, looking at Zhou Zhu's young face, suddenly realized something and said: "Wait... If I remember correctly, you have just turned 16 now, right? My book is banned by eighteen !"

Zilaiye who said that, before Zhou Zhu could react, he snatched "Intimate Paradise" from Assistant Zhou and said, "It's confiscated, boy! If you want to see it, it will be two years later!"

Zhou Zhu said indifferently, "Oh~ it's just because of feelings, I just want to see what it's about. Anyway, I've seen it, the plot is just that, and the illustrations are eye-catching. Confiscate it Confiscate it, after reading it, I wanted to use it as a table foot!"

Facing Zhou Zhu's belittling, Zilai snorted dissatisfiedly, "Huh~ That's because you don't know how to appreciate it when you're young! Watching this at a young age, I'm afraid your body won't be able to take it!"

Speaking of the body, Jilai also suddenly started another topic, "But then again, your body is almost recuperated. What exactly are the requests you mentioned at the beginning, other than the request to heal the body?"

"Because of this, I haven't slept well all this time. I'm afraid you will suddenly attack me or Tsunade!"

Hearing Zilai also said the same thing, Zhou Zhu replied with a smile: "As the person concerned, Tsunade is not worried, but you are the one who is impatient?"

The pace slowed down a little, Zhou Zhu comforted, "Relax, I don't have any requests from you, why are you in a hurry? Sometimes, you have to learn from Tsunade Hime."

"Knowing that my follow-up request will be very rude. After Tsunade promised to treat my body, he never asked about those things... Do you know why?"

Jiraiya narrowed his eyes and said, "Could it be that you want to say that because of your rude request, there is not only one, but a second thing?"

"In addition, you paid a high price for the first request, showing your kindness. So I will be like Tsunade, and don't worry that you will completely offend us for the next request. ?"

After hearing Jiraiya's words, Zhou Zhu stopped completely, turned around and said to Jiraiya: "The words are very convoluted, but the truth is very clear! Whether it's Orochimaru or Tsunade, they like to call you an idiot Jiraiya. I didn't expect you to be with me, you are very smart!"

Jiraiya's eyes were also firmly locked on Zhou Zhu's face, and he snorted and said, "Hmph~ the so-called three requests are just lies that you gradually paralyzed us!"

"The deliberate kindness is only to successfully fulfill the first request, to heal the body. Then the second request is definitely beyond Tsunade's tolerance. That's why you have the false and honest calculation in advance."

"In the pretended frankness, inadvertently revealed the so-called "one and two, two and more" principle, to cover up and pretend that you have three requests for Tsunade."

"But in reality, if I'm not wrong, there have always been only two of your requests! The so-called three are just to temporarily paralyze us."

"Under the cover of the three requests, plus one of the gratuities, ten years later Katobu and Nawaki will be revived. Even more so, even if you reject your second request, you won't because of the second Three requests, or promises, are too much of an illusion."

"But in fact, after you heal your body. For that second request, you have already made up your mind to kill me and Tsunade, right?"

(End of this chapter)