Datang little husband

Chapter 80
"When you're done scolding, get out here!" Li Shimin faced Du He's angry scolding. Although his face was livid, he didn't get angry and just told Du He to get out.

Hearing this, Du He snorted coldly, not to be outdone, but obediently followed Li Shimin into the Hall of Liangyi.

After entering, Du He looked curiously at the furnishings, layout, and everything inside. He was very curious about this place.

Although this is just an ordinary palace in the eyes of outsiders, even after looking at the furnishings inside, Du He knows that this is the most secret place in the entire Tang Dynasty, and almost all major national events are held here Discussed, formulated and distributed to all parts of the country, so it is not an exaggeration to say that the two palaces are the brains of the entire Tang Dynasty.

Now that he is here, how could he not be curious, but curiosity is curiosity, and he has not forgotten the purpose of this trip, so after looking at it for a while, he casually found a place to sit down by himself.

Just as he sat down, he couldn't help complaining there, "How nice is this imperial palace! There isn't even a chair, and if you sit on your knees like this every day, you won't be afraid of messing up your legs! It's better at home!"

Although Du He's voice was not loud, there were only him and Li Shimin in the palace at this time, and there was not even a maid serving in the palace. They were all sent outside by Li Shimin to wait outside, so Li Shimin heard Du He's complaints clearly. .

And Li Shimin's shameless attribute also came up. Du He had just finished complaining, and he said, "It's not that the subordinates are ignorant. They have good things, and they don't know how to be filial to the emperor!"

Hearing Li Shimin's complaint, the corners of Du He's mouth twitched involuntarily, and then he pretended not to hear, and didn't want to pay attention to this shameless guy, even if he was the emperor, Du He would look down on him very much.

Li Shimin was very depressed. He felt that Du He was too ignorant of good and evil. He said it so clearly, so he couldn't express it?It is still necessary for him to speak clearly, thinking of this, Li Shimin couldn't help coughing twice.

But Du He acted as if he didn't hear, just sat there, twisting his butt from time to time.

"Du He, you have maggots on your butt! Why are you squirming there all the time?" Finally, Li Shimin couldn't bear it anymore and scolded Du He loudly.

"Returning to Your Majesty, I have no maggots in my butt, but I am not used to sitting like this. After all, I have already started using chairs in my house. The chairs are carefully crafted from high-quality wood and carved by craftsmen. Sitting on it is flat and stable. Yes, it’s not more comfortable than sitting on your knees! And even if you don’t like sitting in a chair for a long time, it’s not good for your butt, but with a layer of good leather, everything will be solved!
So Your Majesty, this era is progressing, so Your Majesty must also progress! "Du He is really not used to Li Shimin at the moment. Not only did he come back directly, but he kept mocking Li Shimin, a freshman emperor who didn't even have a chair, and even provoked Li Shimin on purpose.

"Du He, you bastard, what are you doing? Are you trying to annoy me on purpose?" Li Shimin really couldn't bear it this time, and didn't intend to, so he questioned Du He.

"I'm angry with you, Li Er Er, feel your conscience and say, there is one in our family named Du who is sorry for you, Li Shimin, my father died of exhaustion in office because of you, and my elder brother voluntarily ran to Lingnan, which was originally a place of exile, Just to bring countless candies to Datang!

And me!I offered you three treasures, what did I get in return?It's an old widow who died of a man, okay, I admit it, who made me talk so cheap!

Even for the sake of your reputation, I have confirmed all of these!
But what are these things coming, it is you Li Shimin, His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, another blow!

Now I would like to ask, my Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, what did the two generations and three fathers and sons of my family do? I am sorry for the Tang Dynasty, I am sorry for you, Li Shimin, or you, Li Shimin, are simply unhappy with me, Du He, and want to play with me to death. ! "Faced with Li Shimin's questioning, Du He really went all out. Not only did he lose his respectful title, he just shouted like Li Shimin's second son, Li Shimin, and then questioned Li Shimin one by one.

Now Li Shimin was really stopped by Du He, saying he didn't have it!But he has dealt with Du He's affairs these few times, that's clearly intentional!It can be said that he has it!That really did him wrong.

So for a while, Li Shimin didn't know how to face Du He, but who was Li Shimin, after a while, he didn't get angry anymore, and just sat on his dragon chair, talking to Du He There came a sentence, "Say it! Whatever you want, as long as it's not too much, I... I can promise you!"

Faced with Li Shimin's blatant bribery, Du Hena showed a flattering expression on the spot after being so angry.

"Brother uncle, that's right! As a family, we should sit down like this and talk and laugh about anything!
Don't worry, I'll cover all the tables, chairs and benches in your palace, and I won't earn any money from you, just pay for some wood!

As for what I want, it's actually simple, not much, just like you want a person, and some soldiers!
After all, you also know that if I vent my anger on you for you, it will swell the faces of the northern clans. If I don’t have any soldiers and horses in my hands, and I live outside the city, it’s hard to guarantee that these guys will jump over the wall in a hurry. Then my whole family will explain everything!Don't you think so, uncle! "At this time, if you want to benefit, then Du He is completely the same as the previous righteous accusation that Li Shimin is two people, and the speed of this change of face is really rare in the world.

Even Li Shimin, who had experienced a lot of wind and waves, was taken aback by Du He's sudden change of face.

Of course, Li Shimin also secretly praised himself in his heart, he was so smart, and he could tell at a glance that Du He came here this time to benefit.

"Brother-in-law! It stands to reason that your request is not too much, but I don't understand. You have also seen that I have handed over the most elite Xuanjia guards to the police to protect you. Why do you still want to have your own?" Military power, could it be..."

"Go away, don't use your filthy thoughts to suspect me, I didn't hit you, I really despise your so-called invincible Xuanjiawei, they may be very powerful in charging, but I have to be on guard now The assassination of the family, you said that they are just like them, it can be used for nothing, so I plan to train a group by myself, so it is not too much for me to give you a military power of 200 people!" Facing Li Shimin's question, Du He said He told Li Shimin without losing face that he just didn't like Li Shimin's Xuanjiawei.

This time, Li Shimin was shocked. In addition to Du He's rude words, he also marveled at Du He's understanding of the current situation. He didn't think that with the protection of Xuanjiawei, he could sit back and relax.

(End of this chapter)