The lucky draw time in the Marvel world

Chapter 54

Frank wanted to throw them out, but the two didn't go away, they just chattered aside.

But joking aside, Yang You still used healing spells on Rogers from time to time.

Visually, it was still effective. Rogers' face gradually turned rosy, and his stiff and cold hands and feet began to feel warm.

The 240-second CD healing technique is released in a pinch of time, and the effect is remarkable.

They carefully checked the captain's body to make sure there were no other wounds, and the frostbite and abrasions also recovered with the summoner skills.

Yang You patted America's buttocks and said

"His body functions have fully recovered, and his heartbeat, breathing, and conditioned reflexes are all normal, and it is hard to say when he will wake up.

After a busy night, I'll find a place to sleep for a while. Frank, take care of your idol slowly. It's okay to share a bed with him. "

Stark had long lost interest and went to sleep in another RV.

If Yang You hadn't insisted on waiting for the military personnel to come, he might have returned to New York early, Stark is not a patient person.

Playboy slept until the afternoon and didn't get up. As soon as he opened his eyes in a daze, he saw Yang You throwing things angrily.

"What are you doing? Who messed with you?"

Yang You picked up another bag and threw it far away, without looking back, saying

"The food brought by those Maozi pissed me off. These people are really weird. Can you imagine them eating cherry dumplings, blueberry dumplings, and even potato stuffed dumplings? If this guy is still in front of me, I will definitely beat them."

These vehicles were used by the expedition team at that time, and they were filled with various foods and vodka.

Others can bear it, so many strange dumplings are absolutely unbearable, Yang You is so strong, he is like a catapult, throwing the hard frozen dumplings straight into the sky, and he is not upset if he disappears.

stark laughed

"Hahaha, I don't understand, but I can imagine, it's like Italians seeing someone with pineapple pizza."

After throwing away these irritating dumplings, Yang You picked up a bottle of wine and invited Stark to have dinner with him.

Lao Maozi's vodka is still good. When he first drank it, his first reaction was 'how can there be such a boring wine in the world'.

It is roughly the taste of alcohol and water, which is bland and full of alcohol.

But after getting used to drinking it, it feels good, especially the vodka that has been chilled in the snow, pouring it down in one gulp, the double feeling of cold wine and hot alcohol hits the stomach, it is simply too refreshing.

The whole group was busy sleeping, and Yuri cooked lunch, a typical Soviet meal.

Yang You and Frank were serving dishes around the fire, Stark was wrapped in a big cotton coat and drinking by the fire, Feng Yuxiu was stuffing his mouth full of beef, and only Yuri was explaining the origin of these dishes to everyone.

If you want to speak Soviet cuisine, you need to use authentic Russian for a lot of vocabulary, and all these words fall into the ears of a person far away.

A deep voice came
"You Soviets? Did you save me? What is this place?"

Several people turned their heads to look, and they were all taken aback.

Steve Rogers is awake!

"Wow! Woo~~~woo~~~."

Stark covered Frank's mouth, abruptly blocked his words, and said in English with a standard Irish accent
"Uh, yes, we saved you," he said, pointing at Frank.
"He and I are British, these two are Chinese, and this Soviet is our leader."

After saying this, he warned Frank in a low voice not to talk nonsense, saying that he wanted to surprise Rogers.

But Yang You believed that he was a ghost.

This is obviously Stark who has been bored and dull all day, the sudden idea of ​​a prank flashes, it is purely a pain in the ass.

The ice and snow and the never-ending cold wind made him desperate for some entertainment.

Is there anything more fun than teasing a person who has been sleeping for decades?

Frank glared at him angrily, and whispered

"I don't know British English, why are you making up my background for me?"

"Then shut up and eat, don't talk. Rogers needs to adapt, and I'm helping him."

Frank, who didn't know what was going on, believed it, and nodded foolishly, and stopped talking.

With Tony Stark's dark brown hair and Frank's black hair, it's okay to pretend to be British.

And Yang You and Feng Yuxiu have standard Chinese faces, so they can speak English openly
"Come over and have something, sir. It's so cold, it's very dangerous for you to faint in the plane. Fortunately, we found out in time."

Rogers looked at the scene in front of him, three or two huge Unimogs docked together, forming a circle to resist the wind and snow.

Five people lit a bonfire and were eating.

The British, Soviets, and Chinese are at least all allies and allies, and the situation is not too bad.

Rogers was really hungry, thanked him, and sat down to eat.

"Thank you so much. I don't know how long I've been unconscious. It feels like I've been hungry for decades."

puff~
Feng Yuxiu almost couldn't hold back his laughter, but was glared at by several other people.

Yuri saw that his boss was having fun, and Stark kept winking at him, so he had no choice but to accompany him, deliberately speaking in strong Russian English

"Eat more when you're hungry, and warm yourself with some red cabbage soup. You are an American, how are you doing on the Western Front? The situation on the Eastern Front is very good, and the dawn of victory is just around the corner."

rogers seriously

"You have different nationalities, how did you get together? This is Greenland, right? I saw a map in the car just now, but unfortunately I don't know Russian, so I can't understand what is written."

As expected of the captain, he completely ignored the unnutritious nonsense. On the contrary, he immediately had reasonable doubts about the person in front of him.

He pointed to three Mercedes-Benz sedans and said

"I don't know the models of these cars, but I know the Mercedes. Who are you guys?"

Several people turned their eyes to Stark, and Rogers was sitting in front of him, and it must be too late to make a confession in a low voice.

Since it was you who made it up, you can explain it yourself.

Stark, of course, started making up

"We are an Allied death squad performing a secret mission. This is the eastern part of Greenland. Are you an American? I want to ask how you got here."

Stark found that Rogers was a bit difficult to fool. He originally wanted to tease the other party, but there were too many flaws in a hurry, and the lies became more and more chaotic.

Rogers' sharp eyes swept across the crowd, and asked

"Come to a ghost place like the Arctic Circle to perform missions? Why are there two Chinese? Shouldn't more Soviet personnel be sent to the polar regions? And he speaks with a New York accent. I always think you are very strange."

Rogers' questions always hit the nail on the head, and his strong strength made him dare to ask questions without hesitation.

Stark feels that he can't make it up any more, just talking nonsense
"The two of them are descendants of Chinese laborers who grew up in New York, Piggy."

Convex (fuck dish)
Yang You gave him a middle finger, you can just make it up and hurt me.

Stark didn't mean it maliciously, but the history of the piggy Chinese laborers was too bloody and tearful. Americans, as vested interests, could not understand the tragic experience of the Chinese laborers back then.

He also opened his mouth to make up Stark's identity and started to fight back

"Although you are British now, you were French before, and your whole family is French."

The others covered their mouths and held back their laughter.

A prank that started on the spur of the moment became more and more outrageous in the storytelling and solitaire of several people.

During World War II, the population flow of European countries was too normal, and it is not surprising that the French became British.

Rogers didn't think much about it and asked
"What's the date? How long have I been unconscious? How's the war going?"

Stark gibberish

"1953."

Rogers was taken aback.

"What? 53 years? I slept for 8 years?"

Stark suddenly realized that he seemed to have made up something unreasonable, so he hurriedly interrupted to get the plot back.

"Auschwitz concentration camp has just been liberated on the Eastern Front, and our victory is just around the corner."

When Yang You heard this, he gave Stark a hard look.

Auschwitz was obviously liberated in January 1945, and the US team also became a popsicle during this time period. If he hears about it, you will be finished.

Goofing off is a trivial matter, it makes him suspicious and thinks you are a bad guy, so it would be strange if he didn't beat you.

He couldn't help expressing concern about Americans' knowledge of history.

In fact, Stark's kind is not bad. Most Americans can't even handle the short 200-year history of their own country.

Fortunately, Stark was lucky. Westerners were unwilling to help the Soviet Union to promote the credit, so Rogers had no time to talk about it.

he asked blankly

"Auschwitz, what is that?"

Yang You opened his mouth to explain

"It was a vicious and horrible concentration camp, used to imprison and slaughter Jews, and millions of people died there."

Before Auschwitz was liberated, the outside world did not know that there was such a place in the world.Rogers said with lingering fear
"Fortunately, this place was destroyed, who rescued it?"

Stark says
"Of course it's an American... right?"

Halfway through the talk, Yang You and Yuri's murderous eyes had already stared away.

Stark felt a little aggrieved, he really didn't care about history, and the mainstream view in the United States is indeed so propagandized.

Yuri's unhappy irony

"Of course it was Auschwitz that the Americans liberated. The capture of Berlin was also the final blow of the Americans. The Stars and Stripes were also planted on the Berlin Reichstag."

It seems that this guy knows a lot about the current trend of public opinion. These are the history fabricated by the Americans in recent years as the victors of World War II.

The ridiculous thing is that many Russians now believe it. It is estimated that in a few years, the initiator of World War II will be said to be the Soviet Union.

Yuri was quite bothered by these lies.

Rogers was surprised

"Berlin was captured? When?"

Yang You had already given up on treatment, Stark and Yuri alone said that the building was already crooked, and he also started to participate blindly.
"From the well-known historical turning point of World War II, when General Li Yunlong bombarded Ping'an County, this ending was doomed."

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The building of the story Solitaire finally collapsed. As soon as the cannonball came out of Ping'an County, the plot of the story was instantly collapsed by Yang You, and the others couldn't continue.

(End of this chapter)