Really fragrant open life
Chapter 34 Do You Look Stupid
Chapter 34 Do You Look Stupid
"Hurry up, Xiao Linzi, pass the photo over for me to see."
After receiving the news of Lin Chengnan's return, my sister Chun couldn't wait to launch the video online.
"Well, my family is still the same, it really hasn't changed in decades!"
My pure sister in society commented with her chin in hand.
"My dad is much younger, hey! It's been a long time since I went back to see his old man. I'll call him next week and ask him and my mom to come to Shanghai to accompany me for a few days. I miss them so much when I see the photos!"
In society, my pure sister hugged the doll and slumped on the computer chair without any scruples. I don't know how many times her belly was exposed to the camera.
"Can you stop being so relaxed, keep your belly in place!"
Lin Chengnan had to remind him that if such a big man didn't pay attention, he really didn't think he was a man!
"What do you know, you will definitely have a small stomach if you are full! The Malatang I ate tonight is really enjoyable!"
As Sister Chun was talking, she looked a little dignified, as if something bad had happened.
"this is me?"
My pure sister in society obviously has a look of disbelief.
"Is it you or who? Didn't you see that you are a model?"
Lin Chengnan felt that Sister Chun's eyes were not good.
"Are you stupid?"
In society, my sister Chunchun looked at Lin Chengnan as if she was mentally retarded, and pointed at herself: "I...Sister Zhong Sichunchun... I am also a post-[-]s generation like you."
"I know!"
Lin Chengnan thinks it's okay!
"It's true that I'm born in the 1990s, but I'm also from [-]!"
Sister Chun's voice suddenly became louder: "It's early for you to go to school, but it's not too late for me! Tell me, is this a high school student? Really?"
"( ̄△ ̄;)"
Lin Chengnan finally knew what he had always felt was wrong.
"I'm fucking 17, is this what I look like when I'm 17?"
Sister Chun beeped on the table: "This is clearly what I looked like when I graduated from primary school, okay?"
"that……"
Lin Chengnan felt sorry for his carelessness: "It's not much worse, the problem shouldn't be big, is it not growing? Slow growth!"
"Not bigger than you! Didn't grow your size! Develop your size!"
Sister Chun was furious, how could she meet such an unreliable idiot!Quickly picked up the phone at hand and dialed out.
"Good girl! Did you eat on time? Do you want to eat less takeaway?"
Mama Zhong's voice rang on the other end of the phone. Lin Chengnan was sure that although the voice was a little old, it was still Mama Zhong's voice. He had only heard it during the day, and it was the kind of impatient feeling.
"Mom, may I ask you something?"
Miss Chun Chun said in a low voice, "Did you and my dad give birth to a younger brother or sister for me outside?"
"What are you talking about, you bastard?"
Mother Zhong on the other end of the phone was obviously a little embarrassed.
"This country does not allow second children, and I also want to have a younger brother or younger sister, so I am not alone."
"It's late, your grandma wanted a grandson when she was alive, but the country didn't let go of it at that time. When it's done, do you think me and your dad can still have a baby?"
Mother Zhong hated that iron could not be made into steel: "Besides, you girl said before that if we have younger brothers and sisters and you throw them off the stairs, you are the only one in our family. You say we dare to have children. Is it?"
Sister Chun was embarrassed and said nothing for a long time.
"Don't talk about this, do you have any friends in Shanghai? Mr. Zhou and his family have a grandson too. You are the same age as his daughter. It's not that my mother said you, so don't think I'm nagging, you are not too young Now, life-long events have to be looked at, it is not good for this woman to have children when she is old, you are always alone in the magic capital, and your father and I are not at ease."
"Got it mom!"
Sister Chun is perfunctory, she doesn't know if her boyfriend is in the belly of some "mother-in-law", why is it so difficult to find a suitable partner and marry herself out!
"If you really want to look for it, it's best to find someone from the province, so that it's close to home, and it will be more convenient for your father and I to help you in the future..."
After hanging up the phone, Sister Chun didn't recover for a long time.
"What to do, we seem to have encountered a problem."
Lin Chengnan didn't know how to explain this matter. Sister Chun over there and Sister Chun here were obviously still the same person, but they were five years apart in age!
It's no wonder that after today, this young version of Sister Chun is still in a mood, even crying. It's obvious that she hasn't grown up and is still a child at heart.
"Tell me, is that you?"
Lin Chengnan asked cautiously, he didn't dare to say anything else, and he didn't dare to ask!I blame myself for my carelessness, otherwise it would be good to ask more about the situation!
"It should be me. I liked to cry when I was a child."
Sister Chun felt that her heart had received a critical blow. If the timeline deviated because of this, her domineering president's plan would probably have to be revised accordingly.
"Don't worry about it, just take one step at a time!"
My pure sister in society no longer thinks about these troublesome things: "From today onwards, some of our previous plans will be cancelled."
"kindness!"
Lin Chengnan nodded.
"We can't touch things like stock futures, and your first pot of gold must not come from this."
Lin Chengnan looked at Sister Chun, and thought it was her own fault, so it would be better to say as little as possible. At this time, Sister Chun was obviously on the verge of burning at the slightest touch, which was a flammable and explosive constitution.
"Not only that, but don't touch stocks if you can't touch them in the future. At first, I thought about making money from them!" Sister Chun looked at the stock market charts of each timeline in her form, and felt that it was a pity.
But it doesn't matter, there are thousands of ways to make money in the world, do you still care about missing this one?
While sleeping, Lin Chengnan comforted Sister Chun.After all, the biggest problem, the college entrance examination, did not stump the two of them. Are other problems still a big deal?
After comparing so much information before and after, the two worlds are similar so far, with only a few small deviations.
For example, Sister Chun's age is five years behind. For example, this year's Dongfang Province's top scorer in the college entrance examination may have been replaced by herself, and Sister Chun has checked the information and found that it is a girl.
I, Lin Chengnan, am a straight man of steel, how could it be a girl!
Obviously this is a parallel space!
Since it was my own mistake, let's admit it honestly. In the past two days, Sister Chun said whatever she said, even if she said that the sun in the sky is square, Lin Chengnan dared to admit it.
……
Lin Chengnan knew that there would be countless mortgages, car loans, wife and children loans in the future.
Even if it's not a big city, not to mention the capital of magic and imperial capital, even Tongzhou will be a world that is changing with each passing day in a few years.
Life without a mine at home is really difficult, men and women are the same, the "three mountains" that have been moved have returned to these mortal beings again.
Don't look at Lin Chengnan's big heart sometimes, in fact, he also understands that if he is not the champion, if there is no sister Chun, he is just a fart, a fart with some fragrance.
But no matter how fragrant it is, it's just a fart.
Empty skins are useless in this society. People still look at the inside, and both internal and external cultivation is the kingly way. Otherwise, you will really be reduced to a member who "does not want to fight".
Not to mention, listening to Sister Chun's popular science, even if you want to be a member of "I don't want to fight", you still have the capital, at least what you say is beautiful, what you do is authentic, and the ability to serve people must be first-class. Otherwise, who would give you this chance, right?
It's big. It's a good job. That's someone else's skill!
Facing a woman who is emotionally unstable, no, girl, if you can reason with her, you are considered awesome. You have to know that women in Huaguo are half the sky, and men who can reason with women are born alone.
The Straight Man of Steel doesn't mean that you should go up to a man, but that you can be straight and bend, you have to be cowardly when you should be cowardly, and you can be tough when you should be tough.
Going on knowing that the road ahead is dead, that's not a warrior, that's an iron head.
Am I the tough-as-nails Lin Chengnan? Is that the kind of tough guy?
Of course not, so Lin Chengnan is afraid!
(End of this chapter)
"Hurry up, Xiao Linzi, pass the photo over for me to see."
After receiving the news of Lin Chengnan's return, my sister Chun couldn't wait to launch the video online.
"Well, my family is still the same, it really hasn't changed in decades!"
My pure sister in society commented with her chin in hand.
"My dad is much younger, hey! It's been a long time since I went back to see his old man. I'll call him next week and ask him and my mom to come to Shanghai to accompany me for a few days. I miss them so much when I see the photos!"
In society, my pure sister hugged the doll and slumped on the computer chair without any scruples. I don't know how many times her belly was exposed to the camera.
"Can you stop being so relaxed, keep your belly in place!"
Lin Chengnan had to remind him that if such a big man didn't pay attention, he really didn't think he was a man!
"What do you know, you will definitely have a small stomach if you are full! The Malatang I ate tonight is really enjoyable!"
As Sister Chun was talking, she looked a little dignified, as if something bad had happened.
"this is me?"
My pure sister in society obviously has a look of disbelief.
"Is it you or who? Didn't you see that you are a model?"
Lin Chengnan felt that Sister Chun's eyes were not good.
"Are you stupid?"
In society, my sister Chunchun looked at Lin Chengnan as if she was mentally retarded, and pointed at herself: "I...Sister Zhong Sichunchun... I am also a post-[-]s generation like you."
"I know!"
Lin Chengnan thinks it's okay!
"It's true that I'm born in the 1990s, but I'm also from [-]!"
Sister Chun's voice suddenly became louder: "It's early for you to go to school, but it's not too late for me! Tell me, is this a high school student? Really?"
"( ̄△ ̄;)"
Lin Chengnan finally knew what he had always felt was wrong.
"I'm fucking 17, is this what I look like when I'm 17?"
Sister Chun beeped on the table: "This is clearly what I looked like when I graduated from primary school, okay?"
"that……"
Lin Chengnan felt sorry for his carelessness: "It's not much worse, the problem shouldn't be big, is it not growing? Slow growth!"
"Not bigger than you! Didn't grow your size! Develop your size!"
Sister Chun was furious, how could she meet such an unreliable idiot!Quickly picked up the phone at hand and dialed out.
"Good girl! Did you eat on time? Do you want to eat less takeaway?"
Mama Zhong's voice rang on the other end of the phone. Lin Chengnan was sure that although the voice was a little old, it was still Mama Zhong's voice. He had only heard it during the day, and it was the kind of impatient feeling.
"Mom, may I ask you something?"
Miss Chun Chun said in a low voice, "Did you and my dad give birth to a younger brother or sister for me outside?"
"What are you talking about, you bastard?"
Mother Zhong on the other end of the phone was obviously a little embarrassed.
"This country does not allow second children, and I also want to have a younger brother or younger sister, so I am not alone."
"It's late, your grandma wanted a grandson when she was alive, but the country didn't let go of it at that time. When it's done, do you think me and your dad can still have a baby?"
Mother Zhong hated that iron could not be made into steel: "Besides, you girl said before that if we have younger brothers and sisters and you throw them off the stairs, you are the only one in our family. You say we dare to have children. Is it?"
Sister Chun was embarrassed and said nothing for a long time.
"Don't talk about this, do you have any friends in Shanghai? Mr. Zhou and his family have a grandson too. You are the same age as his daughter. It's not that my mother said you, so don't think I'm nagging, you are not too young Now, life-long events have to be looked at, it is not good for this woman to have children when she is old, you are always alone in the magic capital, and your father and I are not at ease."
"Got it mom!"
Sister Chun is perfunctory, she doesn't know if her boyfriend is in the belly of some "mother-in-law", why is it so difficult to find a suitable partner and marry herself out!
"If you really want to look for it, it's best to find someone from the province, so that it's close to home, and it will be more convenient for your father and I to help you in the future..."
After hanging up the phone, Sister Chun didn't recover for a long time.
"What to do, we seem to have encountered a problem."
Lin Chengnan didn't know how to explain this matter. Sister Chun over there and Sister Chun here were obviously still the same person, but they were five years apart in age!
It's no wonder that after today, this young version of Sister Chun is still in a mood, even crying. It's obvious that she hasn't grown up and is still a child at heart.
"Tell me, is that you?"
Lin Chengnan asked cautiously, he didn't dare to say anything else, and he didn't dare to ask!I blame myself for my carelessness, otherwise it would be good to ask more about the situation!
"It should be me. I liked to cry when I was a child."
Sister Chun felt that her heart had received a critical blow. If the timeline deviated because of this, her domineering president's plan would probably have to be revised accordingly.
"Don't worry about it, just take one step at a time!"
My pure sister in society no longer thinks about these troublesome things: "From today onwards, some of our previous plans will be cancelled."
"kindness!"
Lin Chengnan nodded.
"We can't touch things like stock futures, and your first pot of gold must not come from this."
Lin Chengnan looked at Sister Chun, and thought it was her own fault, so it would be better to say as little as possible. At this time, Sister Chun was obviously on the verge of burning at the slightest touch, which was a flammable and explosive constitution.
"Not only that, but don't touch stocks if you can't touch them in the future. At first, I thought about making money from them!" Sister Chun looked at the stock market charts of each timeline in her form, and felt that it was a pity.
But it doesn't matter, there are thousands of ways to make money in the world, do you still care about missing this one?
While sleeping, Lin Chengnan comforted Sister Chun.After all, the biggest problem, the college entrance examination, did not stump the two of them. Are other problems still a big deal?
After comparing so much information before and after, the two worlds are similar so far, with only a few small deviations.
For example, Sister Chun's age is five years behind. For example, this year's Dongfang Province's top scorer in the college entrance examination may have been replaced by herself, and Sister Chun has checked the information and found that it is a girl.
I, Lin Chengnan, am a straight man of steel, how could it be a girl!
Obviously this is a parallel space!
Since it was my own mistake, let's admit it honestly. In the past two days, Sister Chun said whatever she said, even if she said that the sun in the sky is square, Lin Chengnan dared to admit it.
……
Lin Chengnan knew that there would be countless mortgages, car loans, wife and children loans in the future.
Even if it's not a big city, not to mention the capital of magic and imperial capital, even Tongzhou will be a world that is changing with each passing day in a few years.
Life without a mine at home is really difficult, men and women are the same, the "three mountains" that have been moved have returned to these mortal beings again.
Don't look at Lin Chengnan's big heart sometimes, in fact, he also understands that if he is not the champion, if there is no sister Chun, he is just a fart, a fart with some fragrance.
But no matter how fragrant it is, it's just a fart.
Empty skins are useless in this society. People still look at the inside, and both internal and external cultivation is the kingly way. Otherwise, you will really be reduced to a member who "does not want to fight".
Not to mention, listening to Sister Chun's popular science, even if you want to be a member of "I don't want to fight", you still have the capital, at least what you say is beautiful, what you do is authentic, and the ability to serve people must be first-class. Otherwise, who would give you this chance, right?
It's big. It's a good job. That's someone else's skill!
Facing a woman who is emotionally unstable, no, girl, if you can reason with her, you are considered awesome. You have to know that women in Huaguo are half the sky, and men who can reason with women are born alone.
The Straight Man of Steel doesn't mean that you should go up to a man, but that you can be straight and bend, you have to be cowardly when you should be cowardly, and you can be tough when you should be tough.
Going on knowing that the road ahead is dead, that's not a warrior, that's an iron head.
Am I the tough-as-nails Lin Chengnan? Is that the kind of tough guy?
Of course not, so Lin Chengnan is afraid!
(End of this chapter)
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