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Chapter 4 His Funeral, Keep It Simple
It's late autumn, and September grants clothes.

The autumn breeze rises, white clouds fly, and the vegetation falls yellow, and the geese return south.

In Baichang Cemetery,
On the lonely ancient road, a few pieces of withering occasionally fall.

The figure who went to mourn, trampled the fallen leaves into rustling sounds.

For a while, the wind is sad and the sun is gone, as frosty as the morning.

……

The weather today is still relatively good.

The autumn is high and refreshing, but the cold wind is not so cold that it makes people shiver.

just,

Today is not an auspicious day.

But it doesn't matter, relatives and friends who know the news, seven aunts and eight aunts, have already arrived one after another.

More and more people.

Even the neighbors in the neighborhood came here after hearing the news.

Many of them are watching the excitement, and some are eating.

of course,

and that,

Uncle Zhang who played chess with Mr. Wang a few days ago.

……

The tombstone of Mr. Wang has been built.

Not far from the graves of comrades-in-arms.

A short distance away is heaven.

Behind the monument, a small pit has also been dug, waiting for the funeral to be buried after the funeral.

At this time, his son Wang Zhong was still crying in front of the tombstone.

The daughter-in-law, Ma Xiaorong, stood aside, holding a disposable plastic bag in both hands, often covering her face and crying.

"Woooooooo..."

"Father...you died so badly..."

"Wuuuuu... As a daughter-in-law, before I had time to honor you properly, you...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

Speaking of which,

Ma Xiaorong sobbed even harder,

As if being slapped a few times by someone, her delicate and beautiful cheeks were twitching non-stop.

After seeing it, the people next to him were also deeply moved.

"Hey, this old man Wang has lived a really miserable life."

"Yeah, from the beginning to the end, it was so simple. When I got old, I didn't seem to have enjoyed a single day of happiness."

"I've heard it a long time ago. He is at home and has never been welcomed by his family."

"Sure enough, once this person gets old, he will be useless, and will be looked down upon by his children."

"Oh, I'm really sad, but it's good to leave, this way it's over, I don't have to worry about anything, I don't have any troubles."

"It's just too aggrieved to die like this. His life is really hard to describe. If it were me, hehe, I would directly blacken into a punching man."

Everyone's complaints were just sighs and venting their dissatisfaction.

Although they didn't have much contact with Lao Wang, everyone likes to gossip in this place.

Whether it is after dinner or playing mahjong,
When eating in the big courtyard, these uncles and aunts like to gossip the most.

Come and go,

Just pass it on to ten, ten to a hundred, and everyone knows it.

It's just that they also know it well and understand it in their hearts, but they don't say it, and they are the best at chewing people's tongue behind their backs.

just,

It's puzzling that...

Where did Mr. Wang's ashes go?
Everyone looked around one after another, but they didn't see the small wooden box.

Isn't this one that hasn't been buried yet?

His family members were also present, why hasn't the small wooden box been seen yet?

Why, have they all forgotten this top priority?

Should not be!

Wondering...

One of them had sharp eyes and whispered, "Could it be... the plastic bag in the wife's hand...?"

Ok?
Suddenly,

the eyes of several people,

They moved to a pair of jade hands one after another.

"Woooooooo..."

"Father... the daughter-in-law is not filial, in the next life... I will honor you well..."

"I hope you have a good journey... woo woo woo... The mountains are high and the rivers are long, we... See you in the next life..."

Ma Xiaorong looked at the disposable garbage bag in her hand,

The tears in the eye sockets kept swirling, and finally slapped and fell on it.

See here,

Everyone suddenly realized.

good guy...

Mr. Wang's ashes were actually put in a garbage bag!

isn't it?
It was in a trash bag?

People's ashes are all in small wooden boxes, but Mr. Wang's ashes are actually in garbage bags!
Thinking of this,

Uncle Zhang doesn't care about 21 [-],

Immediately filled with anger, he forced himself to ask, "Daughter-in-law of the Wang family, tell everyone, is the ashes of Lao Wang in this garbage bag?"

heard,

Countless people turned their heads and looked at him immediately.

Good guy!
Ashes, in a trash bag?

Such an earth-shattering event cannot be missed!

Go, go, go and see what happened!

then,

In just a few seconds,

More and more people come to eat melons.

now,

Uncle Zhang's eyes widened with anger, and he stared at Ma Xiaorong who was crying.

Among the crowd, some came to join in the fun without hearing the sound.

is to ask,

"What's the matter?"

"Master, why are you looking at the family members of the deceased?"

"Look, she's crying like this? Could it be that she was bullied by this uncle?"

"Fuck you, my uncle is angry, okay? The family members put the ashes of the deceased in a garbage bag! Don't be silly if you don't understand."

"Oh, it turned out to be like this, so a good show is about to come."

……

then,

In the public eye,
Ma Xiaorong also choked up.
Beginning with infinite grievances and grief, slowly nodding: "Woooo... yes, yes... woooo..."

???

As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked!

Fog grass!
This ride!
The ashes of Mr. Wang were actually put in a garbage bag?
You step on the horse and have the face to admit it!
You ride a horse, are you still a person!
Everyone was furious.

After Uncle Zhang listened, he was furious and cursed,

"Fuck!"

"Your grandma has a leg!"

"Can I put your ashes in a garbage bag?"

"Believe it or not, I'll take off my shoes right now and call you a bitch!"

After hearing this, everyone applauded in their hearts.

Well cursed!
Uncle Zhang is mighty!
Fog Grass, Niubi, 666!

This girl deserves a beating!Owe!owe*!

But truth be told,

This kind of dog thing without the slightest bit of humanity,
Even if the injection is owed, everyone feels that they are afraid of dirtying their noble bodies.

because,

She doesn't deserve it!
……

just for a moment,
Ma Xiaorong's simple explanation immediately aroused public outrage.

They blazed with rage and glared,

It was as if meeting an enemy, with a murderous glow in his eyes!
but,

Unexpectedly,

Even in the case of public outrage,
This Ma Xiaorong still didn't have any fear,
She continued to sob slightly, explaining shamelessly:
"No...it's not like that..."

"Woooooo... As a daughter-in-law, I actually feel the same as you..."

"It's just that this is exactly what Dad meant..."

"He said that Apple does not send chargers for environmental protection..."

"He just did it in one step and directly changed the small wooden box into a garbage bag..."

"At first we strongly disagreed, but he also said...the small wooden box is too expensive..."

"so……"

"His funeral, everything was simple..."

(End of this chapter)