Extreme Taoist Medicine

Chapter 473 Absurd Excuses
When Feng Xueyan was cleaning the room before, she felt that the air in the room was a bit stuffy, so she opened the window of the room. As a result, a stubborn little gecko crawled into her room along the window.

When Lu Chen came to the room with Feng Xueyan in his arms, the little gecko was scurrying back and forth on the ground, trying to find an exit to escape.

This frightened Feng Xueyan, the beautiful woman Feng put her arms around Lu Chen's neck, and shouted loudly: "Hurry up, drive this annoying guy away!"

Lu Chen smiled wryly and said: "Sister, how do you want me to drive it away when you hug me like this? How about you come down first, and after I drive it away, how about you come back?"

It was only then that Feng Xueyan realized that she was still lying in his arms.

She hurriedly pushed Lu Chen's embrace away, ran to the door obediently, and witnessed the "war" between Lu Chen and the little gecko.

Coincidentally, Lu Chen originally planned to blast that little gecko out of the window, but he didn't expect this little thing to move very quickly.

Lu Chen ran over to chase it away, but not only did it not go away, it even rushed towards Lu Chen.

"Go to hell!" Lu Chen decisively raised his leg and stepped on the rushing little gecko.

This kick actually stepped on a little gecko that was scurrying around on the ground, but it was a pity that it only hit the little gecko's tail.

After the little gecko's tail was trampled off, the little gecko's running speed increased by three points, and it ran to Feng Xueyan in the blink of an eye.

"Ah!" Feng Xueyan was taken aback, and hastily opened her arms and screamed and ran towards Lu Chen. This round of running wildly, she happened to hit the gecko's stomach with the high heels she was stepping on.

Hen Tiangao's heel was so sharp that it directly pierced the gecko's body and hung the little gecko on the heel. The scene was extremely bloody.

Lu Chen himself hadn't noticed this yet, but Feng Xueyan was lying in Lu Chen's arms and accidentally saw that terrifying scene.

"Ah!" Feng Xueyan screamed directly, rolled her eyes and passed out.

Lu Chen thought there was a ghost behind him, but when he looked back, he saw the dead gecko hanging on the heel of the beautiful woman, and he was also sweating in horror.

If this pair of sharp shoes stepped on someone's head, it would probably be three points more severe than being stabbed with a knife, right?
Lu Chen woke up Feng Xueyan by pinching people. After Feng Xueyan woke up, she found herself lying on the bed, and immediately started shouting again: "Lu Chen, get rid of that disgusting corpse, it's just before me. sticking to the heel of my shoe!"

Lu Chen shrugged and said with a smile: "My Assistant Feng, don't worry, all the troubles are over now, I have thrown the gecko's body downstairs through the window!"

At this point, Lu Chen pointed to the window sill again and said, "I have closed the window. Nothing will come to harass you anymore. I can leave now!"

"Don't go!" Lu Chen was about to get up and leave the room, but Feng Xueyan suddenly said, "You leave me alone in the room, what if the ghost of that little gecko comes to seek my life?"

"What did you say?" Feng Xueyan uttered this sentence, which directly made Lu Chen "confused". He had only heard that human beings had ghosts demanding their lives, but he had never heard that geckos would also come to claim their lives!
Feng Xueyan also realized that she had made a slip of the tongue, and her white and tender cheeks immediately turned into red apples, but she still bite the bullet and said: "When I was young, my grandma often told me stories about those things, and now I am afraid when I see things dripping with blood. !"

Lu Chen helplessly replied: "I have already taken care of the dead little gecko by throwing it out of the window. What else do you want me to do for you now?"

Feng Xueyan said softly: "Can you stay in the room with me?"

"What kind of accompanying method?" Lu Chen suddenly became interested, "Could it be possible for me to go to bed with you?"

"You are shameless!" Feng Xueyan flatly rebuffed, "I don't want to sleep with you, a stinky man. You stand at the head of the bed to protect me, and I sleep alone!"

"Brother is not free!" I thought that tonight would be a "gentle" night, but I didn't expect the beauty to suddenly release water at the critical moment, which made Lu Chen feel very depressed.

This time Lu Chen also ignored Feng Xueyan's pestering, and directly left her room, preparing to return to his own room to sleep.

But what he didn't expect was that Feng Xueyan actually chased him with the quilt in his arms, and followed Lu Chen into the room with his hand out.

Lu Chen looked back at her suspiciously, and Feng Xueyan said as a matter of course: "Lv Chen, do you think this is okay? I brought my own bedding here, and I slept on your bed, and you made a bunk on the ground to protect me." Okay?"

"Sister, did you make a mistake!" Lu Chen is a little annoyed now, "If you want to sleep in the master bedroom, just tell me, I will let you live in this house in the future, I will go Can you live in that small room?"

Speaking of this, Lu Chen also emphasized: "I just killed the little gecko in that small room. It has nothing to do with this room. You shouldn't have anything to be afraid of living here?"

After speaking, Lu Chen picked up the quilt from the bed by himself, and made a gesture to leave the room and go to Feng Xueyan's room to rest.

"You don't want to go!" Feng Xueyan hurried to the door and blocked Lu Chen's way with her body, "Why don't we just squeeze together tonight, I really don't dare to do that kind of thing. I’m sleeping alone in the room!”

Lu Chen is a man, and Feng Xueyan is a beautiful woman with a slender figure and extremely good looks. The beauty offered to "sleep together" in the same bed. If Lu Chen refuses again, it can only show that Lu Chen has a problem with his IQ .

Without the slightest hesitation, Lu Chen threw the quilt on the bed with one hand, then opened his arms and embraced Feng Xueyan in his arms.

"Ah! Lu Chen, what are you doing, let me go!" After Lu Chen hugged Feng Xueyan, he wanted to make some further intimate movements, but Feng Xueyan made a bold move and pushed Lu Chen's embrace away.

After escaping from the clutches of the clutches, Feng Xueyan blushed and said, "Lu Chen, don't get me wrong, what I mean is that we sleep on the same bed, and each of us sleeps on the same quilt. Well water does not interfere with river water!"

"That's it!" The fire in Lu Chen's heart was immediately extinguished by Feng Xueyan.

After Feng Xueyan spread the quilt on the bed and tidied it up, she took the bath towel and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

The room where Lu Chen lives is the master bedroom, which is equipped with a bathroom, so it is very convenient to take a shower.

"Dinglingling, dinglingling..." When Lu Chen felt disappointed, the phone in his pocket rang again, and when he took it out, it was actually that old fellow Shangguan Tianhe calling again.

(End of this chapter)