Different Dimension Red Alert World

Chapter 880 Wei Saosao

Wang Ling: "."

This guy is too cute. A few words made Wang Ling speechless.

You don't want to let Xiao Hei suffer, you should carry some things yourself, these are all your luggage!This feeling is good, throwing it all on me, and saying that I am not tired, how can I be so good at playing after going out?
Is Xiao Hei skinny like a dog?Is it a pig when it is not thin?

Originally, these words were enough to make people speechless, but unexpectedly, the words that were even more unexpected by Wang Ling were still to come: "Brother Hei, you are my brother, we want to get rid of the shackles of species and aspire to be adults! Things like shit You can't eat it, I can't just watch you eat shit!"

"I..." Wang Ling staggered, and almost threw away everything on his body. These words shocked him into a panic!
Damn, no one in the city is as good at playing as you are, right?

"Wang!"

Not to mention Wang Ling, even Xiao Hei couldn't listen anymore this time, he raised his dog's paw, covered Wei Bowen's mouth, shook his head with disgust, and motioned him to stop speaking out loud.

The humanized movements and expressions are really as if he has become a spirit. His spiritual intelligence has gradually opened up to this point, and Xiao Hei's IQ is no worse than that of ordinary children and teenagers.

And this scene also stunned Wei Bowen. After blinking blankly, he really stopped nagging Xiao Hei. Instead, he scolded Wang Ling: "Wang Ling, you are too much!"

"What's the matter? Can't you carry all the luggage for you?" Wang Ling's face was dark and funny.

Originally thought that Wei Bowen could be more serious, but unexpectedly, this guy blurted out: "Brother Hei is so smart, you still haven't taught him to speak human language!"

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This time, Wang Ling was stunned, and Lei's brain seemed to be short-circuited.

Back then, after Xiao Hei had been strengthened at the intermediate level and his intelligence was opened, Wang Ling did joke that Xiao Hei learned to speak human language, but no matter how smart Xiao Hei was, he was still a dog. Isn't it difficult for him to let him learn human language?No, it should be difficult for a strong dog!People are smart enough, why can't they learn dog language?
"My God, you really deserve to be in the same dormitory, and you are so amazing!" Not only Wang Ling, but Uncle Hei was so shocked that he couldn't help but start teasing from Wang Ling's head.

But Wang Ling's mouth squirmed for a long time, but he couldn't say a word.

I originally thought that this guy was joking like he did before, but I didn't expect that after he finished complaining, Wei Bowen actually squatted down and taught Xiao Hei how to speak human words: "Come on, Brother Hei, learn from me, look. My mouth shape, brother, um, get out!"

"Wang!"

Xiao Hei was dumbfounded, as if his IQ had been severely challenged.

But this is not over yet, Wei Bowen is still teaching, pointing at Wang Ling and teaching word by word: "Hit! Shit! You!"

"Mi woo."

Xiao Hei couldn't take it anymore, let out a mournful low cry, and simply hid behind Wang Ling.

And Wang Ling really didn't want to answer these funny words that made him overwhelmed, so he shook his head, and simply carried all the luggage by himself, and ran towards the dormitory building, followed by Xiao Hei.

With no one to tease, Wei Bowen could only follow behind resentfully.

Nothing shocking happened along the way. Wang Ling carried the luggage up to the sixth floor with ease, and put it aside in the dormitory.

Xiao Hei was also very casual, but Wei Bowen was already out of breath. He found his own bed and didn't have time to tidy it up. He just lay down on it and kicked off his leather shoes with a flick of his legs.

Seeing his ridiculous appearance, Wang Ling couldn't help but make fun of him: "It's a hot day, you have to wear overalls, what are you thinking?"

When Wei Bowen heard it, he sat up suddenly, made a gesture, and said happily: "Look at our outfit, does it look like a successful leader? People want clothes, maybe some school girl will like it, ask me Want a phone number?"

But Wang Ling laughed and said, "It doesn't look like a successful leader to me."

"What's that like?"

"Like an insurance company."

As soon as he blurted out his words, Wei Bowen was stunned on the spot, and then said as if he had been slapped on the butt, "You're the one who sells insurance!"

No wonder he had this kind of reaction, because there was a popular saying on the Internet: those who are lazy are afraid of being rude, those who are rude are afraid of being dumbfounded, those who are dumbfounded are afraid of being desperate, those who are desperate are afraid of being shameless, and those who are shameless are afraid of being sold. insurance.

This sentence became popular at first, probably because some people were annoyed by insurance officers, so they changed the common sayings and got this version.

This is not occupational discrimination. After all, life is not easy, and there is nothing wrong with those insurers being too dedicated.However, even if it wasn't discrimination, at Wang Ling's age group, it could still be used to hurt others.

Wang Ling smiled and said nothing, and after Wei Bowen was hurt, he really didn't want to continue to wear work clothes in the hot weather. Anyway, he was not afraid to stay in the dormitory, so he simply took off his clothes very quickly. In the end, only A small pair of underpants, so naked!

"Cool! I'm so suffocated, it's still comfortable to wear underwear!" After finally taking off the overalls, Wei Bowen felt refreshed, moved his limbs, and shouted happily.

But Wang Ling reminded: "Even if you are indulgent, don't take it off so clean, at least wear big pants!"

But Wei Bowen didn't take it seriously: "Hey, what's the matter, the boys' dormitory, you can wear whatever you want, and there are no girls around."

As soon as the words were finished, Lily's voice was heard in the corridor: "Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei, I bought you your favorite jerky and nutritious dog food!"

"Woof!" Xiao Hei immediately pricked up his ears, with a satisfied smile on his face.

However, Wei Bowen was stunned and blinked blankly. At this time, Lily and Lao Xue had already entered the dormitory, so...
"Ah!" This was Wei Bowen's scream.

"Ah!" Lily screamed.

Wei Bowen thought that there would be no girls in the boys' dormitory, and what he was wearing was called indulgence, only a pair of shorts, almost naked, just happened to be caught by Lily, she blushed on the spot, and hurried out of the dormitory .

And Wei Bowen was also terrified: "Wang Ling, didn't you say you don't have a girl, then who is she!"

Wang Ling twitched the corner of his mouth: "That's not my sister either!"

Old Xue's expression was also very strange: "That's my girl! By the way, buddy, can we put on the underpants first?"

When Wei Bowen heard this, he didn't care to protest, and hurriedly opened the suitcase, found a pair of short sports pants, and put them on.As for the upper body, it doesn't matter, anyway, Lily can live in Lao Xue's dormitory, and she is not too conservative.

After finishing the set, Lao Xue looked dumbfounded and called Lili in.
(End of this chapter)