Demon recovery: I started killing demons from a mental hospital
Chapter 6 Ma Tian
Chapter 6 Ma Tian
"You are also his accomplice!?" Zhang Fan only discovered Ma Tian now.
"We are colleagues, but not monsters..." Ma Tian wanted to explain, but it turned out that she didn't understand the power of mental illness at all.
Before he could finish speaking, Zhang Fan walked over, looking directly at her chest.
"Shh, don't talk, let me listen."
"Listen to what?" Ma Tian looked suspicious, Zhang Fan's actions made her blush and her heart beat faster.
'Boom boom, boom boom! '
Zhang Fan's face changed suddenly: "Not good! You have been poisoned by the monster, and this place is swollen!"
Immediately, Ma Tian's face was covered with frost, and she complained violently in her heart: "Your head is swollen! She is a woman, okay!"
Zhang Heng watched with horror. He knew Ma Tian's temper very well, so he hurriedly stepped forward and scolded: "Zhang Fan! Even if you are mentally ill, you can't talk nonsense!"
"Hmph, did I talk about the central issue?" Zhang Fan put his arms around his chest, with a look of seeing things through the world: "Be honest, did you swell her with poison! You villain, today is your death day!"
"Shut up for me!"
Ma Tian erupted, and the sound resounded through the entire forest!
In the distance, a large number of birds were frightened and flew around.
Zhang Fan's ears hurt from the shock, and he looked at Ma Tian in amazement: "It's so terrible, it's so swollen and full of anger!"
"I'm going... this guy is going to die today! Even the gods can't survive!" Zhang Heng thought with black lines all over his face.
But the result surprised him!
Seeing that Ma Tian didn't get angry, she pointed at Zhang Heng and said to Zhang Fan, "You just want a younger brother! What do you think of him?"
"Me!?" Zhang Heng's face was dull, he couldn't understand, why would he give himself to a psychopath to be his younger brother!
Zhang Fan thought about it seriously for two seconds, and then simply refused: "My sect doesn't accept people with brain problems."
"I'll fight with you!" Zhang Heng clenched his fists, it was so humiliating!
He was actually told by a lunatic that there was something wrong with his brain!
Ma Tian frowned slightly, and quickly asked: "Then what do you think of me?"
As soon as these words came out, Zhang Heng and Tian Hong were all dumbfounded!
"Mazu, he's crazy!" Zhang Heng said urgently.Tian Hong also laughed and said, "That's right, don't be as knowledgeable as him, I'll take it home and give him a sedative."
Ma Tian thought carefully for a while, then shook her head and said to the two of them: "I don't think you realize the importance of the problem at all! Have you ever seen any psychopath who can kill a zombie with one move? Zhang Heng, can you?"
Zhang Heng fell silent for a moment, thinking about it carefully, it was true, he was actually worse than a mental patient.
And Tian Hong rolled his eyes, and hastily changed his tone: "That's true! The zombie's death last time, maybe it was Zhang Fan who did it!"
While the three of them were talking, Zhang Fan came to Ma Tian with a serious face and began to look at her seriously.
Ma Tian's heartbeat accelerated again after being stared at, and her breathing rhythm became chaotic.
"Very good! I think your talent is not bad, and you join my sect to worship me as a teacher. I can just help you reduce swelling and detoxification. This is called killing two birds with one stone!"
That's killing two birds with one stone!
Ma Tian gritted his teeth for a while.
creak creak ~
Zhang Fan looked over in surprise: "What voice?"
Ma Tian forced a smile and cupped his hands: "Apprentice Ma Tian, meet the master!"
"Excellent! Since you have accepted me as your teacher, I will give you a gift!"
As Zhang Fan said, he groped excitedly for a while, and finally took out the yellow toilet paper from his crotch.
Seeing this scene, all three of Ma Tian took a step back in shock.
Why are you putting things in your crotch? ?
Is there a place to store things?
By the time Zhang Fan took out a bottle of ketchup that was clearly out of date for a long time from his crotch, the three of them were completely messed up!
I saw Zhang Fan dipping his finger and drawing carelessly on the toilet paper.
"Okay!" Zhang Fan finished drawing the ghost painting talisman and handed it to Ma Tian: "This talisman is the treasure of our sect's township sect. It is a sharp weapon for subjugating demons and demons. It is very rare! You must take good care of it!"
The system immediately expresses its position
【I'm a serious system, I won't cheat you!no way……】
Ma Tian looked at the ghost painting talisman that gave off a strange smell, and secretly despised: The thing that was taken out from there, if this thing can be used, it will be a ghost!
She pinched a corner, frowning and temporarily put it away.
Zhang Fan waved his hand proudly: "Let's go, I'll show you the secret base of our sect!"
After saying that, he led the way back.
Seeing this, Zhang Heng hurried forward: "Mazu, are you really planning to follow?"
Ma Tian squinted her eyes: "Now this is the best way. First, it can prevent the zombie king, and second, it can thoroughly investigate the mental hospital."
"Hey, didn't you say that mental illness is nothing to investigate?" Zhang Heng laughed.
Ma Tian stopped, and smiled coldly: "How about I tell Zhang Fan and take another younger brother?"
"Don't!" Zhang Heng waved his hands hurriedly: "Just let me go. If you follow him, I will get mentally ill sooner or later!"
"Then why are you talking nonsense! Take that dead zombie away, and notify the other teams. From today on, Daqingshan will also set up a patrol team!"
"Yes!" Zhang Heng replied, turned and left.
Tian Hong felt a burst of joy in his heart, so the mental hospital finally has a demon master in charge of it!
"President Tian, make some arrangements when you go back. I will thoroughly investigate everyone!" Ma Tian said without turning her head. After seeing Zhang Fan kill a zombie with one blow, she wondered if there would be other patients with Zhang Fan. Same.
Tian Hong nodded: "Okay, wrap it on me."
When the group of three returned to the mental hospital, the staff at the gate of the hospital had long been looking forward to it.
"Dean Tian, you are back, Zhang Fan..."
"Okay, no need to say more!" Tian Hong said: "Are all the patients in the playground?"
"Yes, now is the time to digest food after dinner."
Behind him, Zhang Fan is teaching Ma Tian earnestly: "When you come to our sect, remember to keep a low profile, people here are not normal!"
Ma Tian's face was full of black lines, and she secretly slandered: I'm afraid you are the most abnormal one, right?
As Zhang Fan spoke, he left Ma Tian and ran towards the secret base. When he arrived at the place, he picked up a wooden stick and dug up the soil, muttering in a low voice:
"With my little brother, the secret base has to expand!"
Ma Tian was also happy and followed Tian Hong to investigate other patients.
The two came to a corner of the playground. Ma Tian saw a patient squatting on the ground with his head buried in his knees, motionless.
"Dean Tian, what's wrong with him?"
Tian Hong said with a sneer: "Don't pay attention to him, he thinks he's a mushroom."
The corner of Ma Tian's mouth twitched and he saw two patients hanging from the horizontal bar with their hands.
One of the patients couldn't resist jumping down, and said to the other patient, "Why don't you come down!"
The patient gritted his teeth and insisted: "Why are you arguing, I'm not mature yet."
Ma Tian couldn't help holding her forehead, these two people must feel that they are apples.
I checked around and didn't even see a normal one!
Ma Tian said helplessly to Tian Hong: "I don't think there is any need to investigate. Dean Tian, I would like to trouble you with another matter. Help me arrange a place to live, preferably next door to Zhang Fan."
Tian Hong touched his chin and pondered for a while: "In this case, Zhang Fan has to be transferred to another floor alone. In the horse team, Zhang Fan likes to run around the most, so you have to watch it carefully."
"Don't worry about that, he won't be able to escape with me here."
On the other side, Zhang Fan quickly dug two holes at the secret base, he clapped his hands happily, and waved wildly at Ma Tian.
"Ma Tian! Ma Tian! Tian'er! Come here quickly."
(End of this chapter)
"You are also his accomplice!?" Zhang Fan only discovered Ma Tian now.
"We are colleagues, but not monsters..." Ma Tian wanted to explain, but it turned out that she didn't understand the power of mental illness at all.
Before he could finish speaking, Zhang Fan walked over, looking directly at her chest.
"Shh, don't talk, let me listen."
"Listen to what?" Ma Tian looked suspicious, Zhang Fan's actions made her blush and her heart beat faster.
'Boom boom, boom boom! '
Zhang Fan's face changed suddenly: "Not good! You have been poisoned by the monster, and this place is swollen!"
Immediately, Ma Tian's face was covered with frost, and she complained violently in her heart: "Your head is swollen! She is a woman, okay!"
Zhang Heng watched with horror. He knew Ma Tian's temper very well, so he hurriedly stepped forward and scolded: "Zhang Fan! Even if you are mentally ill, you can't talk nonsense!"
"Hmph, did I talk about the central issue?" Zhang Fan put his arms around his chest, with a look of seeing things through the world: "Be honest, did you swell her with poison! You villain, today is your death day!"
"Shut up for me!"
Ma Tian erupted, and the sound resounded through the entire forest!
In the distance, a large number of birds were frightened and flew around.
Zhang Fan's ears hurt from the shock, and he looked at Ma Tian in amazement: "It's so terrible, it's so swollen and full of anger!"
"I'm going... this guy is going to die today! Even the gods can't survive!" Zhang Heng thought with black lines all over his face.
But the result surprised him!
Seeing that Ma Tian didn't get angry, she pointed at Zhang Heng and said to Zhang Fan, "You just want a younger brother! What do you think of him?"
"Me!?" Zhang Heng's face was dull, he couldn't understand, why would he give himself to a psychopath to be his younger brother!
Zhang Fan thought about it seriously for two seconds, and then simply refused: "My sect doesn't accept people with brain problems."
"I'll fight with you!" Zhang Heng clenched his fists, it was so humiliating!
He was actually told by a lunatic that there was something wrong with his brain!
Ma Tian frowned slightly, and quickly asked: "Then what do you think of me?"
As soon as these words came out, Zhang Heng and Tian Hong were all dumbfounded!
"Mazu, he's crazy!" Zhang Heng said urgently.Tian Hong also laughed and said, "That's right, don't be as knowledgeable as him, I'll take it home and give him a sedative."
Ma Tian thought carefully for a while, then shook her head and said to the two of them: "I don't think you realize the importance of the problem at all! Have you ever seen any psychopath who can kill a zombie with one move? Zhang Heng, can you?"
Zhang Heng fell silent for a moment, thinking about it carefully, it was true, he was actually worse than a mental patient.
And Tian Hong rolled his eyes, and hastily changed his tone: "That's true! The zombie's death last time, maybe it was Zhang Fan who did it!"
While the three of them were talking, Zhang Fan came to Ma Tian with a serious face and began to look at her seriously.
Ma Tian's heartbeat accelerated again after being stared at, and her breathing rhythm became chaotic.
"Very good! I think your talent is not bad, and you join my sect to worship me as a teacher. I can just help you reduce swelling and detoxification. This is called killing two birds with one stone!"
That's killing two birds with one stone!
Ma Tian gritted his teeth for a while.
creak creak ~
Zhang Fan looked over in surprise: "What voice?"
Ma Tian forced a smile and cupped his hands: "Apprentice Ma Tian, meet the master!"
"Excellent! Since you have accepted me as your teacher, I will give you a gift!"
As Zhang Fan said, he groped excitedly for a while, and finally took out the yellow toilet paper from his crotch.
Seeing this scene, all three of Ma Tian took a step back in shock.
Why are you putting things in your crotch? ?
Is there a place to store things?
By the time Zhang Fan took out a bottle of ketchup that was clearly out of date for a long time from his crotch, the three of them were completely messed up!
I saw Zhang Fan dipping his finger and drawing carelessly on the toilet paper.
"Okay!" Zhang Fan finished drawing the ghost painting talisman and handed it to Ma Tian: "This talisman is the treasure of our sect's township sect. It is a sharp weapon for subjugating demons and demons. It is very rare! You must take good care of it!"
The system immediately expresses its position
【I'm a serious system, I won't cheat you!no way……】
Ma Tian looked at the ghost painting talisman that gave off a strange smell, and secretly despised: The thing that was taken out from there, if this thing can be used, it will be a ghost!
She pinched a corner, frowning and temporarily put it away.
Zhang Fan waved his hand proudly: "Let's go, I'll show you the secret base of our sect!"
After saying that, he led the way back.
Seeing this, Zhang Heng hurried forward: "Mazu, are you really planning to follow?"
Ma Tian squinted her eyes: "Now this is the best way. First, it can prevent the zombie king, and second, it can thoroughly investigate the mental hospital."
"Hey, didn't you say that mental illness is nothing to investigate?" Zhang Heng laughed.
Ma Tian stopped, and smiled coldly: "How about I tell Zhang Fan and take another younger brother?"
"Don't!" Zhang Heng waved his hands hurriedly: "Just let me go. If you follow him, I will get mentally ill sooner or later!"
"Then why are you talking nonsense! Take that dead zombie away, and notify the other teams. From today on, Daqingshan will also set up a patrol team!"
"Yes!" Zhang Heng replied, turned and left.
Tian Hong felt a burst of joy in his heart, so the mental hospital finally has a demon master in charge of it!
"President Tian, make some arrangements when you go back. I will thoroughly investigate everyone!" Ma Tian said without turning her head. After seeing Zhang Fan kill a zombie with one blow, she wondered if there would be other patients with Zhang Fan. Same.
Tian Hong nodded: "Okay, wrap it on me."
When the group of three returned to the mental hospital, the staff at the gate of the hospital had long been looking forward to it.
"Dean Tian, you are back, Zhang Fan..."
"Okay, no need to say more!" Tian Hong said: "Are all the patients in the playground?"
"Yes, now is the time to digest food after dinner."
Behind him, Zhang Fan is teaching Ma Tian earnestly: "When you come to our sect, remember to keep a low profile, people here are not normal!"
Ma Tian's face was full of black lines, and she secretly slandered: I'm afraid you are the most abnormal one, right?
As Zhang Fan spoke, he left Ma Tian and ran towards the secret base. When he arrived at the place, he picked up a wooden stick and dug up the soil, muttering in a low voice:
"With my little brother, the secret base has to expand!"
Ma Tian was also happy and followed Tian Hong to investigate other patients.
The two came to a corner of the playground. Ma Tian saw a patient squatting on the ground with his head buried in his knees, motionless.
"Dean Tian, what's wrong with him?"
Tian Hong said with a sneer: "Don't pay attention to him, he thinks he's a mushroom."
The corner of Ma Tian's mouth twitched and he saw two patients hanging from the horizontal bar with their hands.
One of the patients couldn't resist jumping down, and said to the other patient, "Why don't you come down!"
The patient gritted his teeth and insisted: "Why are you arguing, I'm not mature yet."
Ma Tian couldn't help holding her forehead, these two people must feel that they are apples.
I checked around and didn't even see a normal one!
Ma Tian said helplessly to Tian Hong: "I don't think there is any need to investigate. Dean Tian, I would like to trouble you with another matter. Help me arrange a place to live, preferably next door to Zhang Fan."
Tian Hong touched his chin and pondered for a while: "In this case, Zhang Fan has to be transferred to another floor alone. In the horse team, Zhang Fan likes to run around the most, so you have to watch it carefully."
"Don't worry about that, he won't be able to escape with me here."
On the other side, Zhang Fan quickly dug two holes at the secret base, he clapped his hands happily, and waved wildly at Ma Tian.
"Ma Tian! Ma Tian! Tian'er! Come here quickly."
(End of this chapter)
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