Chapter 100

"..." The old man suppressed his temper firmly, emphasizing in his heart not to get angry because of this kind of joke of the younger generation, and then slowly exhaled: "This is not stingy, it is the principle of three-point poison, you should listen to it." But, besides, my medicinal materials are specially designed to treat diseases."

Zhang Fan still insisted on his own opinion: "You are stingy. If you don't give me a drink, forget it!"

After saying that, Zhang Fan got up and returned to his yard.

After Zhang Fan left, the woman looked at the old man helplessly and said, "Does this guy have the same temperament as the one you taught?"

The old man also smiled speechlessly: "I think he is even crazier than Sikong Xinghe. How can he treat medicine as delicious food?"

After saying this, he was about to turn his head and enter the house, but there were footsteps coming from the courtyard wall behind him.

It was still Zhang Fan, but this time he was still holding two drunk geese.

"Old man, shall I exchange this with you? This is Drunken Fairy Goose, super delicious!"

The old man with one foot buried in the room froze and turned his head slowly.

"Is that why you want to taste my medicine?"

Zhang Fan's eyes lit up and he nodded vigorously.

The old man squinted his eyes and smiled: "Yes, but there is a problem. If I give you the medicine, I will be gone. Are you willing to watch me, an old man, die because of your gluttony?"

After saying this, the old man looked at Zhang Fan without blinking.

"Is it so serious? If you don't eat this, you will die?" Zhang Fan blinked in confusion.

The old man laughed and said, "It won't kill me immediately, but at least it will cost me half my life."

"Sigh." Zhang Fan was a little disappointed. He really wanted to taste the contents of the medicine jar, but the problem was that he couldn't bear to watch an old man die because of it.

"Forget it, forget it, it's boring!" Zhang Fan said and turned around to leave, but after taking two steps, he suddenly turned around.

"Yes! What's wrong with you, old man? I can cure it!"

The old man's brows suddenly wrinkled slightly, and he smiled angrily: "My little friend, my illness is not an ordinary disease. Even Old Xue can't do anything about it, so I won't bother you."

"You old man!" Zhang Fan suddenly felt unhappy: "I'll treat the disease, and you'll give me the good stuff in the jar to drink. That's it!"

After finishing speaking, Zhang Fan swaggered over here!
At this moment, an aura surged from the leaning woman, and there was no wind in the courtyard!

Looking at the old man again, his eyes shot out a flash of light, but they quickly sank down again.

He smiled slightly at the woman, and turned to look at Zhang Fan seriously: "Okay, okay, then today I will see your healing skills. Come on!"

Zhang Fan followed the old man into the house with a smile. He had no idea that the moment he took a step forward, the old man and the woman had already thought of hundreds of ways to kill him. !
The beds in the room were just old ones. The old man chuckled and asked, "Should I sit or lie down?"

Zhang Fan waved his hand casually: "You can do whatever you want, just wait for me for a while."

As he spoke, he began to grope in his crotch.

Seeing this scene, the old man and the woman who followed in were slightly stagnant for breathing.

What does this mean?
Soon, Zhang Fan took out a stack of toilet paper, and he said with a chuckle, "This is my unique talisman, and its healing effect is super powerful."

Resisting the urge to swear, the old man asked, "Excuse me for my stupid eyes, isn't this just toilet paper?"

"What do you know?" Zhang Fan muttered unhappily, then took out pieces of toilet paper and began to stick them on the old man.

[This person is poisoned by ten thousand monsters, the poison has already penetrated into the six viscera, and the magic talisman is also invalid! 】

But Zhang Fan didn't care, and muttered to himself: "Stop talking nonsense, why are you yelling when I'm treating you?"

"Little friend, what did you say?" the old man asked in a daze.

"I didn't tell you, just sit down and don't move." Zhang Fan replied, and quickly pasted toilet paper of different sizes and shapes on the old man's body without stopping.

"This……"

The old man began to mutter in his heart.

He boasted that he had met many strange people and knew many exquisite medical skills.

But I have never seen Zhang Fan's treatment method!
Moreover, Zhang Fan's speech and behavior made him feel more and more wrong, as if he was not very smart.

But it was difficult to say this directly. For a while, the old man could only communicate with the woman through his eyes.

"how do you feel?"

"This is some toilet paper, how could it feel?"

"...Otherwise, I'll knock him out, it's a waste of life."

"Just wait and see."

The two exchanged quickly.

At this time, Zhang Fan was staring at the toilet paper on the old man's body without blinking.

"Huh? That's weird, why didn't it work this time?"

[I told you all! 】

"Shut up! If you talk again, believe it or not, I will strangle you to death!"

【come on! 】

"You are so arrogant! Come out if you have the ability!"

On the side, the old man and the woman looked at Zhang Fan talking to himself with wide eyes, and then looked at each other.

"Do you feel that he behaves like a kind of person?"

The old man nodded: "Yes, just like the fools in our village when we were young, they liked to talk to themselves."

The two are absolutely certain so far!

"Forget it, just be gentle and knock him out. He's not wrong." The old man gave the woman a look.

I saw the woman nodded, but at the moment when her momentum rose.

"Hey!" Zhang Fan suddenly let out a strange cry: "If the magic talisman doesn't work, the only way is to use a unique move!"

I saw him put his fingers together, put them to his mouth and let out a breath.

"Chrysanthemum Acupuncture Hand!"

He stretched out his two fingers, and tapped on the old man's body like lightning, without any rules at all, each finger perfectly deviated from the acupuncture point!

It's just a mess!

[I can't look straight at all, alas! 】

A burst of energy instantly blessed Zhang Fan!

The next moment, the woman's eyes froze and her palms were raised abruptly!
"Red cotton stop!"

But the old man suddenly spoke!

The woman's palm stopped in mid-air and she looked over in confusion.

But the old man's face suddenly turned red at this time, as if all the blood in his body rushed to his forehead!
An uncontrollable excitement overflowed his words, and he said quickly:
"I feel the flow of toxins in my body!"

"what!!"

The face of the woman called Hong Mian changed drastically in an instant!
She hurriedly came to the old man's side, quickly put a hand on his wrist, and looked overjoyed after a look!

"This, this is true!"

The old man looked extremely excited: "More than ten years!"

This ten thousand demon poison was taken by him when he exterminated a group of big demons in southern border, and it has been rooted in his body for more than ten years!
Over the years, Hongmian accompanied him to visit famous mountains and visit doctors for medicine!
But even if he got the treatment from Miracle Doctor Xue, he still had to use his vitality to suppress it all the time!

Because of this reason, his skills have not advanced but retreated for so many years, and he even retired from the "Five Elders' Association" to the second line.

Originally, in the heart of the old man, he had already given up any hope on this matter, and lived every day as if it was the last day of his life!
(End of this chapter)

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