I'm really a magician

Chapter 159 Sand Sculpture Video
"of course not."

"We both take holidays together. If there is a conflict between holidays, we can make up for it."

"For example, today is the birthday of the company founder's mother. This is an extra holiday. Tomorrow I need to make up for it."

Shen Huan shook his head.

Explain it to them without saying a word.

"Fuck the founder? Happy birthday!"

Zhang Qiaobei didn't know what was going on, as if something was wrong.

Everyone was stunned.

What a bad line.

According to the company's tradition, the founder's mother's birthday, the whole company has a holiday to celebrate?
"Then the founder's father also has a holiday for his own birthday?"

Li Jiayue also understood what kind of sand sculpture company this is.

There are only movies and TV novels that exist in fantasy.

The national statutory holidays are not set according to the birthday.

"Sure, and company founding day and so on."

Shen Huan explained it as a matter of course.

These are days off.

In the future, like the company's anniversary celebration, it must be compared to the National Day. We also have to celebrate such a great and happy day.

Filming is complete.

An easter egg can be arranged later.

Shen Huan checked the video files, and they have already started importing to several computers, and after cutting them together, they will finish the post-production.

After working together for two or three hours, it was quickly finished.

"It's really weird to post this."

Zhang Qiaobei came over to take a look.

My own laughter is too exaggerated, how can I hold back this.

"This is a satire of workplace involvement and the company's exploitation of employees."

Zhao Lingyan slowly came to her senses.

There are quite a few short video works of this theme and type.

It is not surprising that many people work overtime for free, take the initiative to work overtime, and automatically reduce their salary.

It's just that Shen Huan's script sand sculpture is not as good as other people's sand sculptures, and his spoofs are not enough.

Isn't the style of painting a bit strange?

"Don't get so close, it's hot."

"It's good that everyone reacts real and can play according to my design."

Shen Huan said that he was very satisfied.

That's why you all surrounded me one by one.

Wisps of fragrance are teasing me.

"Can't you shoot it again, I can't help not laughing."

Zhang Qiaobei lay on the back of the chair, touching his face with both hands.

In hindsight it wasn't that funny either.

But the first time I heard it, I couldn't control it.

"That's it, I've got it all done."

Shen Huan said that it was released directly.

This uses the account of the club, and the rest will be forgotten first.

If anyone has a personal account and wants to interact, then at the comment area to let fans know.

Tomorrow, we can make jokes.

Playing blindly is a wave.

"Let's go, let me invite you to dinner."

The past two days have been busy with work, and everyone gets along well.

Sure enough, women will affect my career and affect the speed at which I draw my sword.

Occasionally, Xu Junlan would do a house dance to update her video, and everyone followed suit.

Don't think too much about eating, drinking, and playing.

"Our video seems to be out, is this data good or bad?"

"There seems to be a lot of people in the comment area?"

Li Jiayue swiped her phone several times.

See the update later.

It is mainly published on Handyin and Xiaopozhan. Looking at the data, I don't know much about it.

It's just that the comment area is a bit lively.

"Give me Kangkang, is this still hot?"

Zhang Qiaobei still doesn't believe it can still be popular.

I still want to lose face a little bit.

Has anyone said that my acting skills are not good?

As a result, it seemed that all the attention was on Shen Huan.

[I rely on a lot of girls, I rely on my long looks like Shen Huan, I rely on him, shit, shit, shit! 】

【Where did Shen Huan find so many beauties. 】

[Head Internet celebrities, in the future you will also have many Internet celebrity beauties who will take the initiative to find you and want to cooperate with you in making videos. 】

[I also want such a job. 】

[I'm not afraid that the workload will be heavy and I will need someone? 】

【Me too. 】

[Thirty documents per day are only responsible for printing and stamping. Are you afraid, dog head. 】

[I feel a little stressed, can I apply for extra compensatory leave.dog head. 】

[I can only accept up to nineteen jobs per day, and if there are more, it must be counted as overtime. 】

[It will cause muscle strain, everyone, don't be fooled, please let me do it. 】

……

This kind of work really only exists in fantasy.

Oops, I posted it to make everyone spoof sand sculptures.

At night, everyone found that the comment area had been stamped.

I couldn't help but ask Shen Huan whether he wrote such a script ironically because of his sudden death in his previous life.

I've been stamping my office for 20 years and my heart is as cold as my stamp?

[Is the person who wrote the lines of this script an old stamper? Shen Huan's posture is so fucking standard and he cares about muscle strain, 20!20 a day! 】

[I earn more than 1 a day and you tell me that 20 servings will cause muscle strain? 】

[No kidding, I really stamp every day, it looks boring, idle, and unskilled.But you really have to control the strength, otherwise your neck and waist will be sore when you go home.I once covered more than 1, and I cried after watching this video. 】

[Prove the importance of the stamping posture, otherwise the muscles will be strained. 】

[I helped overwrite more than 600 student comments in the grade group back then, and I was so tired that I was about to foam. 】

[It's the same when we are working on projects, one project fills up a room with contracts. 】

[I stamped more than 1000 and it took several hours.The blank records of medicines shall be stamped with a controlled stamp. 】

[Oh, they are all Zhang You. When I was doing the engineering bid, I had one principal and six mates.Every page must be stamped, and it is normal for one book to have more than 1000 pages, and seven books. 】

[I tried [-] bids a day, and it wasn't done by humans. .Bidding documents, one original and six copies, each page must be signed and stamped, and one copy is thicker than Xinhua Dictionary, and I can't lift it with my hands for a day and a week. 】

[I was in a bank before, and the 1 legal documents were just a daily routine. 】

[I am also a bank, and I am the most senior member of the headquarters. 】

[Walking together, I will pay up to 40 to 6000! 800 billion project, one original and eight copies, a budget of more than 2000 pages, eight boxes of drawings, more than [-] pages of technical standards, and more than [-] pages of qualification review. 】

[I only have a few thousand a day, and some people need to be stamped when they are banned. A car pulls over, and everyone is thinned. 】

【…】

How could He De blow up so many stamped bosses?

As expected, this kind of work still only exists in dreams and fantasies, and I slowly complete twenty tasks a day.

In the real reality, one can imagine a stamper with red eyes like clockwork, only the place where the stamp is stamped in the eyes, desperately stamping and stamping...

The eyes of the girls looking at Shen Huan from behind were progressively shocked.

At first, I thought it was a little sand sculpture and it was funny, but I was on the first floor;

I found out later that it should be irony, this is the second layer;
Suddenly, I realized that Shen Huan’s script also reflected a realistic portrayal and a fairy-tale fantasy of his ideal job, just like he used this technique when performing, such as the adaptation of the little match girl when performing the smoke show , this is the third floor.

……

Old mille-feuille.

I haven't seen through the others for the time being, and some netizens should see through.

"What are you all staring at me for?"

Shen Huan was thinking about whether the club could receive advertisements.

Can this type of us have a good meal?

At that time, if you have money, give them a point, and you will be very happy with the pocket money you earn.

Do a good job in your self-media business, and do your best.

"Nothing, what are you filming today?"

Yan Cixuan found that Shen Huan can achieve both education and entertainment, which is his strength.

"It's still filming, you were not active before."

"Shoot again on weekends, everyone's courses are different."

Shen Huan said that at most one more little easter egg would be enough.

Why are you so keen on making videos?

Where can I copy the script for you?

I took some time to shoot during lunch time when there were few people in the canteen. This time I chose Zhao Lingyan to act.

Just be normal, just be the same as usual.

The plot probably started when she met Shen Huan in the dining hall later.

"Interviewer, are you still here?"

It seemed that it was already off-duty time and I thought he had gone back.

"I also came to the canteen to pack."

Shen Huan was holding a big bag of lunch in both hands.

Counting one can have eight and ten.

"Buy so much?"

Zhao Lingyan must be surprised.

Do you eat it yourself or pack the whole family.

"Our company can reimburse 100 yuan for food expenses every day. If you think about it, it's only 30 yuan for a meal. How much is it? If you buy [-] yuan, you won't suffer a loss."

Shen Huan has reason and evidence.

Just eat more and buy more.

Buy it in full.

"Is it true that our wages are very low, and we need to save money so much?"

Zhao Lingyan was a little strange and confused.

This also packs so much to go back.

"The level of salary has nothing to do with whether you want to save or not."

Shen Huan said that it would not be a waste to pack it back anyway.

You can put it in the refrigerator and you can finish it during the holidays.

Not much but a lot of money and a lot of holidays.

"By the way, you speak too fast."

Zhao Lingyan only discovered this problem.

Compared with the last interview, it suddenly opened at twice the speed.

"Because I'm off work, let's go first."

Shen Huan simply left as soon as he said that.

Later, some special effects were added and disappeared in a flash.

This job looks like this, a lot of posture standards are stamped every day to prevent muscle strain, high salary and subsidies every day, and many holidays.

The comment area is also silly.

【Slowly at work, so energetic after get off work. 】

[You must speak slowly at work, because wages are paid on time. 】

[Suddenly understood the lightning in "Zootopia", went to work slowly, and drove fast after get off work. 】

[Haha, I also thought of that lightning. 】

[Is the workload so heavy? It is really a challenging and difficult job. Please ask me. I have the spirit of hard work and dedication. 】

[I know an uncle whose work is very similar. He goes to work at 09:30, takes a lunch break at 04:30, goes back to work at [-]:[-], and leaves work at [-]:[-].All holidays and weekends are off, five insurances and two housing funds, subsidies during Chinese New Year and holidays, [-] days of extra annual leave every year, and double salary at the end of the year, reaching retirement age at [-].There are pensions and pension subsidies...]

[Mom, I'm so scared, my muscles will be strained, it's so serious. 】

【Thirty stamps a day, I'm scared to death, I'm exhausted.Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…]

【…】

Anyway, there is everything in the dream.

The dream job that everyone dreams of and Bai Fumei have the pinnacle of life.

This series of videos is here first, and there is only one episode.

In the past two days, I have taken classes seriously and completed my studies well.

Let's play together after class.

It’s okay for everyone to be in the same class. Now the classes are the same. Why are electives and online classes still stuck together?

Shen Huan was thinking about how Xu Junlan was doing in class.

Is the freshman submissive and honest?

At this time, I looked at my phone and sent a message.

"What are you doing, playing on your phone in class, will you hide behind your back so that the teacher can't see it?"

Xu Junlan said that his skill is really practical.

Many netizens think so too.

When you were in class, you had your backhand behind your back, and you were already secretly playing with your phone, and no one noticed.

How great.

"No, I really don't do this kind of thing." Shen Huan replied. "It's really impossible for me to have eyes behind my back, and I don't know how to play with my mobile phone in class."

People in the world misunderstand me too much.

It doesn't matter to Shen Huan, he bears all this silently.

At this time Xu Junlan sent a photo.

This familiar figure...

Isn't this me.

Shen Huan quickly looked behind, the other party raised a small hand and waved gently.

I lost it!

What are you doing here?

Shen Huan still wished that he didn't have to go to class, why would there be people running into other people's classes.

Ugh……

"Leave, let, change seats..."

Shen Huan rubbed to the back one by one.

Sitting next to Xu Junlan.

Stand up the book.

"Why did you come here?"

Shen Huan looked at Zhang Qiaobei and the others.

It's just that I'm happy to see her, even if it's better sooner or later.

"I miss you, I don't have class in the morning."

Xu Junlan said with a smile.

Tilting his head to look at him, his brows and eyes also smiled, as if there were twinkling stars.

"Then listen to the class carefully, you may not learn this, just listen to it."

Shen Huan took her little hand.

Show her the textbook too.

I just listened to the class quietly, my little hands were smooth, tender and soft, very comfortable.

Xu Junlan leaned over slightly from behind, resting her head on his shoulder.

Time passed quickly, get out of class was over soon, and the bell rang.

Why did you leave get out of class so quickly?

Xu Junlan went to say hello to Zhang Qiaobei and the others. I don't know what they talked about.
Later, I came back to look for Shen Huan.

"Let's go shopping first, and then go to see the house you renovated in the afternoon."

That's about it for today.

Go play with Shen Huan first.

pretty good.

But this house is not big, how many people can live in it in the future.

"Oh, how are you all, I'm Brother Huan's roommate, a good brother."

At this time, Bai Lechen leaned over, fixed his eyes on Xu Junlan and winked secretly for a while.

Pretending to see her.

"Oh my beauty, you are my sister-in-law, you are really a good match with Brother Huan, I can tell at a glance."

Unexpectedly, he shook hands with her seriously.

"Ah, what are you talking about?"

Xu Junlan's eyes widened, but she was not angry, and she was very happy.

If you can talk, you can talk a little more.

"Sister-in-law, why haven't I seen you before, I know, you are a freshman, right?"

"Brother Huan, it's not because of your fate that it's so fast, haha, I guessed right, I'm the incarnation of a famous high EQ."

Bai Lechen soon became courteous.

I can understand what's going on at a glance.

(End of this chapter)