Human beings can no longer satisfy us

Chapter 4 I am a man who wants to be a mercenary.

"Eh?"

Standing where he was, Lin Xiaolong tilted his head to act cute, and looked at the girl with a puzzled expression.And the orcs beside the girl suddenly burst out with a brotherly aura, making Lin Xiaolong flustered.

This guy can't be gay, can he?

Faced with this huge oncoming aura of brotherhood, Lin Xiaolong was in a mess.The male in front of him is doing a bodybuilding pose.Clenching his hands, the huge chest muscles were beating in Lin Xiaolong's sight.

"...Um, what happened?"

Such strong chest muscles, such a rough orc, Lin Xiaolong asked with cold sweat.Not to mention the air pressure of the orc in front of him made him feel hairy all over, even Lin Xiaolong said that he didn't understand the cause of the whole thing.What did I do wrong!
"You human being has clearly done such and such a thing to me in the morning, and now you dare to quibble!"

The outsider girl pointed at Lin Xiaolong and yelled angrily, with a terrifyingly loud voice.All of a sudden, the passers-by couldn't help squinting at him. As for Lin Xiaolong, I said that he was under a lot of pressure. What are these things?
"I'll go! Didn't I accidentally jump on you in the morning? As for it!?"

Lin Xiaolong knew what happened in the morning, but the last thing he should do in this crisis is to panic, so he pretended to be crazy and blamed the girl.

"Besides, I was very depressed when I appeared in the cemetery out of nowhere, why should I be scolded by you!"

Lin Xiaolong seized the initiative and scolded the girl instead. This is obviously a strategy.

Hearing Lin Xiaolong's roar, the orcs on the side couldn't help but feel embarrassed. You must know that they have been very stable recently.The monsters in one of the worlds were defeated by humans, and the seriously injured monsters were still recuperating. The person who injured the monsters has not been named yet. Several big monsters in the world were angry and began to clean up those who plotted wrongdoing.

"Lolita, forget it. It's not peaceful recently, and it's better to have one thing less than one more thing."

The orc put away his threatening posture, and explained to the girl beside him.Many things are not peaceful recently, the monsters of the world have been defeated, and the people, demons, dragons, and the three races have all been threatened and cleaned up by the monsters from the world.

"Hmph! You're lucky."

The girl snorted coldly, glared at Lin Xiaolong, turned around and left with the orc.Looking at this scene, Lin Xiaolong couldn't help showing a triumphant smile, but the next moment he was not calm.

"Just to trouble you, I invite you to have breakfast."

The young man put his arms around the orc's shoulders with a bold face, and the orc replied a little embarrassedly, "No, we have nothing to do. Still talking about that."

The two of them disappeared from Lin Xiaolong's face. Seeing this scene, Lin Xiaolong shed tears of blood.

I don't accept it!Absolutely don't accept it! !You better come back and catch me!

Why would such a cute human maiden be with that kind of incompletely evolved orc!me……

Thinking of the cute and cute foreign mothers and sisters wearing wedding dresses with happiness on their faces, they smiled brightly.And beside him stood a fluffy orc who was just... just...

"I want to wipe out all the orcs alone! My human mother-in-law!!"

Tears of blood, Lin Xiaolong's eyes shed blood and tears.Unacceptable, absolutely unacceptable!You orc scum accept our arbitration! !I absolutely can't stand this happening, I need to clean up!Clean up your group of incompletely evolved guys! !
My eyes were stabbed out! !

Lin Xiaolong looked frantically at the males around him, feeling like he would get rid of them and make a quick move.

"Excuse me..."

Lin Xiaolong, who couldn't extricate himself from the blood and tears, was suddenly patted on the shoulder, and immediately gritted his teeth, his eyes glared and he turned around and stared!You males give me death! !
As a result, when he turned around, he saw a girl with blond hair, a smile on her face, and a pair of cute animal ears staring at her head.Seeing this girl, Lin Xiaolong, who was furious at first, became agitated for a moment, twisting his body and circling in front of the girl.

"Oh, what's the matter with the girl? I am a strong human male, and I provide various farming services with guaranteed quality. I will definitely hit it once, without any accidents, and hit every shot. Don't you want to do it?"

"..."

Obviously, the beast ear girl was speechless by Lin Xiaolong's self-introduction. It was the first time she saw such a shameless human being.

"No... no. Actually, I want to ask, are you a mercenary?"

The beast ear girl forced a smile, and then asked, while staring at Lin Xiaolong with a weak look.Immediately, Lin Xiaolong felt excited, "Mercenary? What is that? But it doesn't matter, even if our strength is a world boss, it can only be done in seconds."

"Hehe, is that right? Forget it, I can't let an ordinary person go to such a dangerous place. Thank you, I'll take my leave first."

Beast Ear Girl smiled wryly when she heard that Lin Xiaolong was not a mercenary, bowed apologetically to Lin Xiaolong, then turned and left.

"Wait, wait!" Seeing such a cute animal-eared girl wanting to leave in front of him, how could Lin Xiaolong endure such pain, and hurriedly called out the animal-eared girl.

"Huh? Is there something wrong?"

The beast ear girl who was about to leave stopped, turned around and looked at Lin Xiaolong with a weak expression.

Woo!so cute!wrong!Now is not the time to lament this question!
"Wait for me, okay? I'll be a mercenary right away, so you can rest assured."

Lin Xiaolong said with a face of suggestion, looking at the beast ear mother, his heart was itchy, and he really wanted to hug her, like pinching her ears.Really Want……

"No, thank you for your kindness. Not everyone can be a mercenary."

Beast Ear Niang smiled mischievously, interpreting Lin Xiaolong's words as kindness to her.So he refused, turned around and continued to leave after speaking.

"Wait! At least you have to tell me how to become a mercenary."

Lin Xiaolong stretched out his hand as if he wanted to grab the animal ear girl, but at this time the animal ear girl was moved to tears.It was the first time he met such a good human being, and he said that for the kind comfort of an unknown person, and it was entirely to give himself a kind of expectation.

No no, you are thinking too much.

If Lin Xiaolong knew what the beast-ear girl was thinking, he would definitely deny it mercilessly, because what Lin Xiaolong thought was that he helped the beast-ear girl, and the beast-ear girl was moved to tears, and then he could have a fair and honest relationship with the beast-ear girl. Clap clap.

The animal ear girl smiled softly, and smiled touched.

"There is a mercenary union in the east, where you can become a mercenary."

"Thank you! Girl wait for me! I'll get it done in minutes! Wait for my good news!"

When Lin Xiaolong heard this, he gave the Beast Ear Girl a thumbs up seriously and then turned around and ran towards the east with a sword style, mercenary!Mercenaries!Lin Xiaolong, who had a solemn expression, kept wandering the words mercenary in his mind.

The running Lin Xiaolong went crazy!His eyes were bloodshot, and he rushed towards the mercenary union desperately!Every place he passed was stirred up by his fast running.

"I must become a mercenary!!!!"

Lin Xiaolong shouted with conviction, and everyone who heard the words couldn't help but realize that Lin Xiaolong is a passionate human being.But they didn't know that Lin Xiaolong didn't finish his sentence, and the next sentence was actually...

Then have sex with the animal ear girl! ! !
Chapter 5 got some good news.

"Get out of the way, get out of the way! Idle people get away! Get out of the way for me!!"

On the street, on the straight road leading to the mercenary union, Lin Xiaolong shouted and ran wildly. The passers-by around saw Lin Xiaolong showed puzzled expressions and at the same time moved away. After all, he was the one who was hit and suffered.

bang bang!

The noisy door of the mercenary union was kicked open by Lin Xiaolong, which immediately attracted everyone's attention.The excited Lin Xiaolong stood at the gate, panting and scanning the entire mercenary union.I saw the service desk at once, and ran over quickly. The one who was idle at the service desk was a girl with cat ears.In less than a second, Lin Xiaolong was immediately attracted.

A pair of black cat ears, a black short-sleeved top, blue shorts, a black cat tail swinging slowly on the buttocks, short black hair, an intellectual face, and a slender body sitting in a sitting position In front of the service desk, holding a pen in his hand and lowering his head to write his identity, a pair of big black eyes are shining with light of thinking.

"Oh oh oh, cat ears! So cute!"

With an exclamation, Lin Xiaolong leaned on the service desk in his most handsome posture and smiled handsomely.

Although Lin Xiaolong treated the cat-ear girl with his most handsome side, the cat-ear girl in front of the service desk ignored Lin Xiaolong's intentions, lowered her head and was busy with her own things and said lightly.

"**across."

"..."

Well, got good news.That being the case, let's talk about it in advance.

"Hello." Lin Xiaolong coughed in embarrassment and then returned to his usual look, "I want to become a mercenary, what procedures do I need?"

"Mercenary? You?"

After hearing this, the cat-eared girl raised her head and glanced at Lin Xiaolong, then took out a form and put it on the wooden table without interest, "Fill out this form, and then go to the back. Someone will test you there." After speaking, the cat-eared girl Just ignore Lin Xiaolong.

But Lin Xiaolong didn't care about these, and now he couldn't wait.Pick up the form, raise your hand and grab the pen, wave the big characters, and then get stuck...

Nima, what word is this? !
Lin Xiaolong stared dumbfounded at the form in front of him, his whole body froze, your sister, this word is unscientific!For Mao I can hear and understand, but for Mao I can't write! ?
"what happened?"

The cat-eared lady at the side couldn't help being puzzled when she noticed Lin Xiaolong's stiffness, and then saw Lin Xiaolong looking at her wanting to cry without tears.

"Moe girl! Help me, I can't write..."

Lin Xiaolong said that he was under a lot of pressure, and his passive attribute was Mao after time travel.Can read and understand, but can't write.

"Hey, give it to me."

Mao Er Niang sighed, feeling very helpless at Lin Xiaolong's appearance.However, there are quite a few people who can't write, but they don't want Lin Xiaolong to be so confident at the beginning and shrink back at the end.

"Good man, sure enough, the maids are all cute girls."

Looking at Mao Er Niang moved to tears, the whole person fell into the feeling of being redeemed.

"Name?"

"Lin Xiaolong."

"gender."

"Male! You can't go wrong with this one."

"Race."

"Human. Don't ignore me."

"Specialty?"

"I'm very confident with the sword."

"place of birth?"

"here."

"It's done, here it is."

The cat-eared lady handed the completed form to Lin Xiaolong, and then bowed her head to work.Completely ignoring Lin Xiaolong's approach, it seems that she is used to it.

Seeing that Mao Er Niang ignored him, Lin Xiaolong gave up striking up a conversation, looked at Mao Er Niang reluctantly, turned around and left slowly.After Lin Xiaolong left, the cat-eared lady pinched the corners of her cat-eared mouth and couldn't help but turn up slightly, is she a good person?

Backstage, Lin Xiaolong participated in the test with the form.

"The first test is to test your endurance. Please stand on it."

An uncle orc asked Lin Xiaolong to stand on a platform, Lin Xiaolong didn't know why he stood up and looked at the orc, "Then what?"

"Lift."

The orc stood aside with his hand on a slider.

"Lift?"

"Well, lift."

Do you think I look like someone who doesn't lift?
Bang!

Seeing the orc pull the slider, Lin Xiaolong felt a noise in his head and looked up.

"Oh my God!"

A huge boulder fell from the sky, Lin Xiaolong quickly raised his hands to lift the boulder up.Eh?Surprisingly easy.Just as Lin Xiaolong was surprised by the weight of the boulder, the orc on the side nodded and said, "That's right, a [-]-kilogram stone can be lifted so easily. Let's strengthen our strength."

"Strengthen? Wait! I think this is already very strenuous!!"

Lin Xiaolong shouted quickly, he didn't want to waste time here, the beast ear girl is still waiting for him!
"Really? It's a pity. If you can enter the next stage, you can get your monthly salary from the mercenary union."

The orc finished speaking regretfully, feeling a pity.However, Lin Xiaolong said that he did not become a mercenary for money, but he had great goals.

"Okay, let's go to the next test."

Let Lin Xiaolong be put down by the boulder, and the orc took Lin Xiaolong into another scene.This is where the battle is tested, and there is a boxy table in the room.There was a dark orc on the stage, his limbs were thick, and his whole body exuded a noble aura.

"Well, if you can persist under his command for 10 minutes, you will pass the test."

The auditor said to Lin Xiaolong lightly, and let Lin Xiaolong take the stage at the same time.Lin Xiaolong, who heard this, didn't have any objections, and quickly walked up to the stage.

"Hehe, I didn't expect the person this time to be a thin human being. I don't think you can hold on for 10 minutes at all. We orcs are not as weak as humans."

When the black guy saw Lin Xiaolong on the stage, he made rude remarks. Lin Xiaolong frowned but was not dissatisfied.

"Can I blow this guy up?" Lin Xiaolong turned back and asked the auditor.

"random."

The auditor obviously didn't believe that Lin Xiaolong could really blow the black guy away, so he answered indifferently.

"Yoxi!" After getting the answer, Lin Xiaolong immediately twisted his shoulders, and then stared at the black guy with a bright smile on his face.

"I won't hold back, human!"

Seeing Lin Xiaolong's bright smile, the black guy rushed towards Lin Xiaolong with tense strides, followed by a rough voice.And Lin Xiaolong stood on the spot and squeezed his fist to feel his own strength.I haven't used my full strength since time travel, I don't know what effect my full strength will have.

"hey-hey!"

Since there is such a good test product, how can we let it go!

Lin Xiaolong's bright smile immediately became evil, he clenched his fists and stared at the black guy rushing.Lin Xiaolong who stared at him immediately felt that the speed of the black guy was constantly slowing down, slowing down, and finally slowing down to the point where the movement of hair on his body could be clearly seen.

"It's simply too slow!!"

Lin Xiaolong grinned, clenched his fists and took a big stride forward, appearing in front of the black guy at the speed of an afterimage.

"what!!"

The sudden extraordinary speed surprised the auditor and the black guy, and they exclaimed in disbelief.The next moment, I saw Lin Xiaolong punching the black guy with a white air pressure and pushing over!

boom!
"Wow!"

The black guy punched him in the stomach, and he couldn't help but fly backwards into the air!

bang bang!

Lin Xiaolong still kept punching, but the black guy had disappeared on the competition stage. He rose from the ground like a cannonball, smashed through the ceiling, rushed into the sky and disappeared.Fragments of the ceiling rustled and fell.

"Ahaha, it seems to be too hard."

Lin Xiaolong looked at the huge hole in the ceiling and laughed.I never thought that my thousands of powers plus one of the lowest skills could produce such an effect, and I have never seen it in the game.The inspector behind him looked at Lin Xiaolong's smirk, then at the hole in the ceiling, dumbfounded and didn't know what to say.

(End of this chapter)